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the_GoDdEsS
08-20-2005, 01:49 AM
Happy birthday. And even if you're lying in your profile, happy birthday anyway. I'm going to kill an endangered species of your choice to honour you.

P.S.: Get your arse back on here soon.

Tizzalicious
08-20-2005, 01:52 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

nieh
08-20-2005, 01:56 AM
Happy Birthday, sir!

Sixpence.
08-20-2005, 01:57 AM
Happy Birthday, ninth!

RXP
08-20-2005, 02:11 AM
Yeah come back we need an update on obsessive ex girlfriend and pedophile enforcer.

the_GoDdEsS
08-20-2005, 02:14 AM
We need a cruelty upgrade too.

Rag Doll
08-20-2005, 05:49 AM
happy birthday =)

wheelchairman
08-20-2005, 06:17 AM
Still waiting for those homosexual pictures of us in Chicago as well.

Vera
08-20-2005, 07:36 AM
Happy birthday, Seanykins.

Note use of an excessively stupid nickname in a sarcastic manner even when you are obviously love.

sKratch
08-20-2005, 07:37 AM
happy buttsex. BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday!

Endymion
08-20-2005, 10:27 AM
i'm gunna find myself some real trampy prostitutes in honor of you're birthday.

ninthlayer
08-20-2005, 10:43 AM
The profile doesn't lie, it's my birthday today (oh yay, twenty-one or something). Thanks for the thread, no eprops?

Mota Boy
08-20-2005, 10:56 AM
From here on out, August 20th will be known as Ninthday - a day of Dionysian excess and random beatings.

Betty
08-20-2005, 02:37 PM
Happy 21st, hot stuff.

Nina
08-21-2005, 01:48 PM
rarrr rarrr!
and post more plz.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:51 PM
Happy..........whatever.

ninthlayer
08-29-2005, 04:08 PM
Hello again Ninthday thread, I never really said much about the two one after it happened.

On my birthday I:
Drove twenty minutes to something with Redbook
Drove twenty minutes home (Happy Birthday $80 speeding ticket)
Was late to my own party
Didn't eat anything all day
Hit the bottle(s)
Yelled at my cuntish roommate
Lost the clothes
Hit the floor
Woke up at five ante meridiem (when I usually go to sleep)
Couldn't find my pants
Went back to sleep

RXP
08-29-2005, 04:09 PM
so update on the exgirlfriend and pedo enforcer?

ninthlayer
08-29-2005, 04:13 PM
so update on the exgirlfriend and pedo enforcer?
The Ex is probably still insane, haven't been in contact with her.
Got an update on the Pedo last night actually, as in: I found out what he did to get on the Sex Offender Registry.
So his sister is borderline mentally retarded or something of the sort, not all there, ya know?
So he molests her, fingers her, puts his penis inside her, and then forces her to give him oral.
Holy Fuck, that's sick. When I heard that I wanted to vomit, I mean, this guy fucking stayed at my apartment for a week. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. This shit isn't supposed to happen in real life with people that I come in contact with. Fuck, wow, disgusting.

rodney mullen
08-29-2005, 04:14 PM
happy b-day ninth!!

RXP
08-29-2005, 04:17 PM
That's pretty messed up, clearly he's got some issues himself to do that type of shit on his sister who's mentally messed up. But I thought the sex offender register had some type of minor crime on it? I assumed it was kiddie porn or something.

ninthlayer
08-29-2005, 04:18 PM
That's pretty messed up, clearly he's got some issues himself to do that type of shit on his sister who's mentally messed up. But I thought the sex offender register had some type of minor crime on it? I assumed it was kiddie porn or something.
Yeah, confused the shit out of me. Maybe the crime is lesser if you keep it in the family...

RXP
08-29-2005, 04:23 PM
Haha that was well harsh.