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The Darkside Has Cookies
08-21-2005, 01:14 AM
I was at Target today getting a pair of sweet jeans and the new Chevelle cd,and this fat guy was checking me out. Not like checking me out with his eyes Im talking about the other way. He was really slow though like he looked at my stuff then sighed then looked at my stuff then sighed then looked at a girl then scanned my pants and sighed and looked back at the girl then he scanned my cd then farted,sighed and said "Um..$15.88 please" I payed him and he said "Thank you". That lardass.

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:17 AM
You should be happy anyone checks you out. You're a fatist. Shallow.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:19 AM
Don't mind RXP, he's a nigger, and he acts like a sleazy nigger stereotype, and gets upset when people show prejudice towards anything but females.

"Oh man, it's well wrong to say all pakis are sleazy, even tho I do approach every single woman in every single nightclub I go to, and make sleazy comments to every single fit woman who works at my office, but the turnover is well high so it doesn't matter."

Sleazy fucking nigger.

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:21 AM
Ha the nightclub bit is right.

The office bit is incorrect.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-21-2005, 01:27 AM
Hey,if I had an office or atleast worked at one I would bang every fit woman there.

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:29 AM
Oooo I'm gonna get ripped hard for that comment.

neocon58
08-21-2005, 01:32 AM
Don't mind RXP, he's a nigger, and he acts like a sleazy nigger stereotype, and gets upset when people show prejudice towards anything but females.

"Oh man, it's well wrong to say all pakis are sleazy, even tho I do approach every single woman in every single nightclub I go to, and make sleazy comments to every single fit woman who works at my office, but the turnover is well high so it doesn't matter."

Sleazy fucking nigger.

I love the way your posts are always detailed, to the point, and correct. Using the appropriate slang like 'fit' and what not is awesome.

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:33 AM
Well duh he was quoting me. Hence the lingo I use "well" "fit" etc.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-21-2005, 01:34 AM
Shower in lighter fluid,and go to a Rammstein concert.

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:42 AM
EROS says: There are no pacts between lions and men

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-21-2005, 01:45 AM
RXP says: There is no wall between EROS and RXP so the sex is mutual.

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:53 AM
You bore me now, I must make haste for my carriage awaits me. God day sir.

the_GoDdEsS
08-21-2005, 01:55 AM
You bore me now, I must make haste for my carriage awaits me. God day sir.

Dusky much?

RXP
08-21-2005, 01:59 AM
I was hoping it would sound like a warrior.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 02:54 AM
Warriors ride in chariots, haven't you seen the movie Troy (HA!)

And darkside, man, just shut the fuck up. Everything you ever say is worthless and fucking stupid. Stop saying anything.

noodlesfan
08-21-2005, 07:57 AM
yes, clearly i am the only smart one here, now! bow down before my awesome awesomeness!

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-21-2005, 12:28 PM
yes, clearly i am the only smart one here, now! bow down before my awesome awesomeness!

Take 10 Prozac pills.