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Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 09:27 AM
Honestly, for a nation that remained at the highth of world culture for hundreds of years, that once held a large portion of the planet within its Empire's borders, and significantly influenced the cultural development of countless nations, it's now nothing more than a cesspit filled with faggotted morons who can't spell, eat bland tasteless food, and have apalling oral hygiene.

I put it to the moderators that until each individual Brit here can display the barest modicum of proficiency in the language they invented, they should be banned from the forum and have any and all threads deleted.

Okay, so here's my (almost certainly futile) attempt at informing all British of the unacceptable manner in which they act, including, but not limited to their absolute incapability to grasp English grammar, most especially the differences between...

- "it's" and "its"
- "there", "they're" and "their"
- "your" and "you're"
- "where", "we're", "wear", "ware" and "were"

...their absolute incapability to grasp English spelling, most especially their utter obliviousness to basic spelling rules the rest of us learned in primary school.

- I before E, except after C.
"Believe", not "Beleive". "Receive", not "Recieve"

- When ING comes to stay, the E runs away.
"Believing" and "Receiving", not "Believeing" and "Receiveing"

edit
... thanks to Socially Rejected, I'm forced to add something I forgot ; their inability to correctly use apostrophes. Okay, here we go. When pluralising a noun, don't use an apostrophe. When using a possessive noun, use an apostrophe...

"I have some things." not "I have some thing's"
"I have some thing's balls. not "I have some things balls."

...now, when you're contracting the noun and the word "is", you do use an apostrophe...

"Some thing's looking at me" not "Some things looking at me"

... this applies to all contractions...

"Some things're looking at me"

... especially simple ones like "don't", "let's", "I'm", and so on...
/edit

... and when a word ends with the monophthong "i" and it's not a prefix, it's almost certainly going to end in the letter "y". If you're able to read, I fail to understand how you don't know this...

- "Funny", not "Funni"
- "Happy", not "Happi"
- "Hurry", not "Hurri"

... then there's the people who don't just make simple common spelling errors, the type made so often that educators felt it necessary to make up little rhymes about them, there are Brits who seem to have absolutely no comprehension of how to spell anything, including words so frequently used it seems impossible not to know how to spell them correctly...

- "Because", not "Becuase", DEFINITELY not "Becowse"
- "Special", not "Spesial", DEFINITELY not "Speshul"

... and know that practically everybody in the known universe, including the shitty third world countries, have had access to SMS technology for years. The first SMS in the United Kingdom was sent in 1992, for fucks sake! That's given the British thirteen long years to get over the novelty. Now, when you have an entire alphanumeric keyboard at your disposal instead of a numeric keypad with several letters assigned to each button, there is no reason to be abbreviating your comments into SMS format, they're saving themselves practically no time at all, and furthermore, they're all fucking idiots ; it's not like they're the font of universal creativity and have to abbreviate their comments just so they can manage to keep up with the genius uncontrollably spewing out of their minds...

- "2" is one keystroke less than "to"
- "4" is two keystrokes less than "for"
- "u" is two keystrokes less than "you"
- "r" is two keystrokes less than "are"

Seriously, stop doing it. Fifty years ago, if anybody suspected that someday masses of people would somehow feel it neccessary to abbreviate a two-letter word, they'd most likely hang themself. Now, let us continue.

... now, as if they haven't butchered their own language badly enough with their atrocious spelling and grammar, we can move onto the incredibly annoying and completely retarded slang they've introduced to it... Including, but not limited to...

- Phonetic spelling of the word "what"
- Use of the word "well" as an adjective intensifier
- Use of the word "fit" to describe somebody attractive
- Use of the word "lean" to mean inebriated on cannabis
- Obviously, the terms "well fit" and "well lean" are far worse
- Use of the phrase "furry muff" to mean "Fair enough"

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 09:28 AM
... now, the second most annoying aspect of the British is their extreme sense of classism. This is basically their belief that their illustrious past history in some way relates to their present-day status. It doesn't. They have no empire left, they've lost their "stiff upper lips" (in my opinion the only positive aspect of British culture) in favour of being wet whining pussies, their royal family is massively inbred... AND German, and they're undeniably the most uncultured nation in all of Europe.

I mean, shit, you know you've hit the bottom of the barrel where class is concerned when Australia, a nation actually made up of rejects and convicts deported from Britain, made a short televesion series named "Stupid Ugly Whining Drunken Poms", set in bleak filthy tenement buildings three-inches deep in an unspecified mixture of seeping rainwater, urine and stale lager, with disgustingly-attired actors screeching their lines in awful South London accents (awful because the accents were accurate, not because they weren't). One of my favourite quotes follows....

Mother ; 'Ow many beers you 'ad today, son?
Son ; Six
Mother ; Right, gimme yer keys, yer takin the bus to school today

Seriously, when even Australians are joining in to laugh at you for being a country full of stupid uneducated drunken yobbos, you know something's wrong.

Now, British classism can be divided into two major aspects, against the Chav, and against America.

Firstly, against the Chav. For those of you who don't know, chavs are defined as a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. Generally council housed, violent, abusive of alcohol and illicit drugs, and immersed in hip-hop culture. Okay, it's easy to see how people would feel dislike and contempt for these types.

But what in God's name makes people who had the benefit of decent schooling, who had the benefit of a stable home environment, who didn't start abusing alcopops and vials of rush at the age of twelve, who didn't have to worry about random stabbings and gang affiliations while walking the streets of their neighbourhood in broad daylight, yet are STILL completely and utterly unable to string together a decent sentence in their native language ; what in God's name makes those people feel justified in complaining about chavs? You sit up there, all very nice and cosy in your parents middle-class homes, with your cups of tea and your crumpets, discussing which prestigious universities you'll be attending, and you make fun of people with almost no formal schooling simply because they were raised in slum culture, while you can't even spell simple words like "because". What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously? Chavs have an excuse to be semi-illiterate, you don't. Until you learn your own fucking language, stop assuming you're superior to chavs. Fuck, don't even assume you're equal to them ; you're not. To make matters even worse, most of you here consider yourselves "punks" and "goths". You chose to become "punks" and "goths", you labelled yourselves, you portrayed yourselves, you spent fuck-knows how much money on making yourselves look the part, all because you wanted to be part of a rebellious little clique to shock teachers and parents. And then you have the audacity to look down on a subculture formed for the most part through deprivation, brutality, hopelessness, and very little choice on the part of the people involved. You people should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.

As for anti-Americanism, it's obvious to see how the rivalry started. Two major nations representing the most powerful and influential English-speaking nations on the world. It's obvious there are going to be rivalries, it's natural. But the smug British assumption of superiority is not natural. It's unjustified and fundamentally wrong.

Firstly, there's the "Americans are warmongerers" argument. It might be a sound argument, even if it does look a little weak for you to be complaining about it, since America wouldn't even be a country if they didn't whip you in a war of independence, and the English would be speaking German (probably butchering the language as badly as they're butchering English now) if America hadn't saved you in World War Two. Secondly, considering your own history of imperialism, which is far more brutal and racist than the Americans, you can't possibly look back and cite past instances of US aggression as evidence against them. Hell, at least the Americans have the decency to know the real names of the places they invade (It's Islas Malvinas, not the Falkland Islands).

So I'll assume you're talking about the war in Iraq, the war in which Blair has sent over 8,500 troops to. Could it be any more obvious that you'd still be trying to conquer the world if you had the military muscle to do it?

And it's not just that aspect of the Americans you make fun of. You British look down on Americans for being ignorant, stupid, uneducated, conversative, nationalistic, completely and utterly uninterested in anything that happens outside their country's borders. But no, not like YOU, Mister British Person.

Point to Zaire on this map. Go on, you smug British fuck, give yourself twenty seconds to point it out. You can do it, can't you? After all, you're not a stupid American.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/war/images/africa-map.gif

Well, did you manage? If you couldn't point to Zaire on that map, you're a fucking idiot. And if you could point to Zaire on that map, you're a fucking idiot. You do know that Zaire changed its name to "The Democratic Republic of the Congo" in 1997 after a civil war that killed over a million people, don't you? And I hope you didn't point to "The Republic of the Congo". You do know that "The Republic of the Congo" and "The Democratic Republic of the Congo" are completely different countries, right?

Anyway, my point is that while you were busy snickering at how stupid Americans are and masturbating to your copy of "Stupid White Men", one million people lost their lives in The Democratic Republic of the Congo and you never even fucking realised.

Punky Dudess
08-21-2005, 09:31 AM
wow, that was deep. i shall never doubt you again. *bows*

killer_queen
08-21-2005, 09:34 AM
DEFINATELY not "Becowse"
Does anybody really write like this?

JohnnyNemesis
08-21-2005, 09:36 AM
I tend to talk in superlatives, and exagerate, and all that shit way too often, but I think I'm serious this time. Seriously, this could possibly be the greatest thread of all time. All of Mota Boy's threads are golden, but this right here is fuckin' magic.

I'll give you anal tonight, Justin.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 09:45 AM
Only if you promise to start wearing socks inside your shoes, Rickybabes.

Socially Rejected
08-21-2005, 09:48 AM
Your mother's waiting to be fucked so go stick your little dick in.

Vera
08-21-2005, 09:52 AM
You should write a thesis on this.

Seriously.

the_GoDdEsS
08-21-2005, 09:53 AM
Awesomely composed. I was giggling my arse off at the spelling and SMS part. Very critical and with many real and relevant arguments. Fucking gold and one of the bestest pwns written on here, honestly.

My nigger Slavbortions are yours 4 lyfe.

<<Angry Kid>>
08-21-2005, 09:54 AM
Im English and I coudn't agree more, We fought to keep England, English in the war and now were going more abrieviated-crappy-faggotish
I admit im a crap speller but education in England sucks ass, believe me.. i go to public school and it's pretty bad

Flexing Wings
08-21-2005, 09:54 AM
Apart from the obvious contradictions, I agree with the better part of that.
And I'm English too.

the_GoDdEsS
08-21-2005, 09:56 AM
Your mother's waiting to be fucked so go stick your little dick in.

Hahaha, I swear you are one of the people I knew they were gonna rush in here and start throwing around the lamest 'insults'. Why don't you try to argue instead? Oh wait, I guess there's not much to argue about when the truth is thrown right into your face.

Socially Rejected
08-21-2005, 09:59 AM
^ Because deep down I know he's right about some thing's.

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 10:00 AM
This thread it good. I hope it helps.

Not to be an ass though. But it's "definitely".

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:05 AM
Must be my British ancestry.

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 10:08 AM
That's always a good excuse.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:10 AM
^ Because deep down I know he's right about some thing's.

I'm obviously gonna have to edit it a paragraph on the correct use of apostrophes.

Weirddimensions
08-21-2005, 10:10 AM
"I before E, except after C"

Liar!

sitdyneshelagh
08-21-2005, 10:20 AM
I was going to say, are you having a laugh?

You even capitalised DEFINATELY, be ashamed. Thick cunt.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 10:22 AM
Your mother's waiting to be fucked so go stick your little dick in.

whoo! Just about says it all!!! :)

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:25 AM
I made one mistake (or did I? Search for more!) in all that, the average brit makes six mistakes in a seven word sentence. Furthermore, I made no mistakes inhibiting the easy understanding of my message, the average brit posts incomprehensible garbage and calls it a sentence. Furthermore, I made many cogent worthwhile points within that one discourse, the average brit makes none within their entire life.

You're grasping at straws. If all you can find fault with is one spelling mistake, I'll assume you're conceding every other point I made about the British. And I doubt you'd have even picked up on the fact I made a spelling mistake at all if a Dutch didn't point it out first.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:31 AM
whoo! Just about says it all!!! :)

That's all you've got? You can't even make up your own banal uninspired comments about me fucking my mother and having a little dick, you have to second somebody elses? Your stupidity makes baby Jesus weep.

Weirddimensions
08-21-2005, 10:33 AM
You could re-edit your post, sprinkle a bunch of mistakes in there, and have an easter egg hunt to prove whose not faggoted (not that I think anyone is).

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:34 AM
Yeah, or I could just ask people what nationality they are.

Vera
08-21-2005, 10:39 AM
You could re-edit your post, sprinkle a bunch of mistakes in there, and have an easter egg hunt to prove whose not faggoted (not that I think anyone is).
That's who's.

Whose is the possessive form.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 10:40 AM
That's all you've got? You can't even make up your own banal uninspired comments about me fucking my mother and having a little dick, you have to second somebody elses? Your stupidity makes baby Jesus weep.

baby Jesus doesn't exist.

And no, that is not all that I've got, I'm just not going to waste my time. I can't be arsed. I think you have way too much time on your hands, because posts like these are just worthless. Who gives a damn, there are more important things in life than spelling you know.

Preocupado
08-21-2005, 10:45 AM
baby Jesus doesn't exist.

And no, that is not all that I've got, I'm just not going to waste my time. I can't be arsed. I think you have way too much time on your hands, because posts like these are just worthless. Who gives a damn, there are more important things in life than spelling you know.

LOL indeed! :D
btw, what do you do in your spare time?

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 10:46 AM
LOL indeed! :D
btw, what do you do in your spare time?

I listen to music, and not much else to be honest!!! I'm actually quite lazy, but I can find other things to do rather than moan about things that are pointless! I also read, study, write poetry and practice guitar, and go out with my friends and socialise.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:48 AM
You've got nothing, but you wasted the time to reply anyway. So basically, you're saying you can argue against the points I've made, you just don't want to waste your time doing it, but you're quite happy wasting your time making hundreds of mindbogglingly stupid posts for no apparent reason.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 10:49 AM
How about you?

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 10:50 AM
Can we see some of your poetry, hit_that?

Sixpence.
08-21-2005, 10:51 AM
@ hit_that:
His posts make sense. He doesn't whine about points other members made without replying to them. He doesn't waste his time to make pointless posts without any sense.

wliethof
08-21-2005, 10:55 AM
tizz what happened to you liking England?

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 10:56 AM
You've got nothing, but you wasted the time to reply anyway. So basically, you're saying you can argue against the points I've made, you just don't want to waste your time doing it, but you're quite happy wasting your time making hundreds of mindbogglingly stupid posts for no apparent reason.

To a certain degree I agree to what you have said here. I can argue against your points, and you're right, I actually don't want to waste my time doing so because there is just no point, because as I said; there are more important things in life. Let me ask you a question though, when you make posts like these do not expect any "mindboggingly stupid posts" from other users? Because we all know that there are going to be some, no matter what. And every post I make has a reason, you obviously just fail to see that.

{I hope I didn't offend anyone when I said baby Jesus didn't exist, any religious people here!! It's just in my eyes, he doesn't. I'm not in any way religious.}

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 10:56 AM
Can we see some of your poetry, hit_that?

Why?

..... :confused:

Weirddimensions
08-21-2005, 10:58 AM
That's who's.

Whose is the possessive form.

I am NOT faggoted. You got that??? :eek:

Preocupado
08-21-2005, 10:59 AM
How about you?

Not much eitherz :D
Mostly i just think about what my therapist said in the last sessions and how she pointed out that i'm "this" close from finally dealing in a healthy way with my schizoid "self". She says it was a big progress when i could begin projecting my feelings for my mother in some "phobic object" wich, in my case, it's a spider.
btw, the next step is to start making friends (again). Do you have MSN????

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:00 AM
Let me ask you a question though, when you make posts like these do not expect any "mindboggingly stupid posts" from other users? Because we all know that there are going to be some, no matter what. And every post I make has a reason, you obviously just fail to see that.

Yes, I expect them, but do you expect me not to point out how fucking stupid they are?


whoo! Just about says it all!!! :)

Please explan the "reason" for this post, I obviously fail to see it.

And you should post some of your poetry to show everybody here the sort of brilliance you produce by not wasting your time on stuff like this, and make me feel ashamed and humiliated.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:01 AM
Not much eitherz :D
Mostly i just think about what my therapist said in the last sessions and how she pointed out that i'm "this" close from finally dealing in a healthy way with my schizoid "self". She says it was a big progress when i could begin projecting my feelings for my mother in some "phobic object" wich, in my case, it's a spider.
btw, the next step is to start making friends (again). Do you have MSN????

Yes, my email address is lilmiss_rockstar@hotmail.com if you would like to add me! :)

Endymion
08-21-2005, 11:03 AM
Who gives a damn, there are more important things in life than spelling you know.
many of you have such atrocious grammar and spelling that you can not be understood. yes, there are things more important than spelling, and one of them is being able to communicate accurately to another human being. you are pushing the limit.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:04 AM
Yes, I expect them, but do you expect me not to point out how fucking stupid they are?



Please explan the "reason" for this post, I obviously fail to see it.

And you should post some of your poetry to show everybody here the sort of brilliance you produce by not wasting your time on stuff like this, and make me feel ashamed and humiliated.

Why would I want to bother posting my poetry to make you feel ashamed and humiliated. That's not the reason I write it.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:06 AM
Then post it to prove you're not wasting your time by writing it.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 11:06 AM
many of you have such atrocious grammar and spelling that you can not be understood. yes, there are things more important than spelling, and one of them is being able to communicate accurately to another human being. you are pushing the limit.
True, But not everyone has English as their first language though Endy.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:06 AM
many of you have such atrocious grammar and spelling that you can not be understood. yes, there are things more important than spelling, and one of them is being able to communicate accurately to another human being. you are pushing the limit.

The only thing I actually don't understand is why every last single Brit is being judged based on a few people that you may have spoken to. Other than that, I agree with what you're saying. I would be contradicting myself if I didn't agree, being an A-Level English Literature student and all!!!

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 11:07 AM
Not to be rude or anything, but I don't like the way that you've automatically judged that all British people are like that. I'm English and I most certainly don't think that any Americans are complete idiots - I have close friends online who are American.

Also, not all of us are completely retarded in our grasp of basic rules of spelling and grammar, as you can plainly see.

As for the terms, 'furry muff' and 'well lean', those must be colloquial to one particular area of Britain since no one I know uses those expressions. I also don't use text speak unless I am actually typing a text message. I daresay I don't need to point out that it is logical to do so on occasion in order to save space and money that I spend on phone credit.

I appreciate that you've got freedom of speech and evidently have the opportunity to exercise it. However, you can't judge all people by the actions of a minority.

I will agree with you upon the point that British education is going downhill, simply because it is. I've gone to the same school for almost seven years now and it gets worse every year. I'm looking forward to next June when I'll finally be finished with sixth form and able to make a choice as to where I'd like my future education to continue.

I'm going to echo ~*hit_that*~ and question the amount of time you have on your hands, simply because you appear to have rather a lot. No offence intended, I'm just curious.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:08 AM
I'm English and I most certainly don't think that any Americans are complete idiots - I have close friends online who are American.

I'm not a racist, one of my close friends is a nigger.

*giggles*

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 11:08 AM
tizz what happened to you liking England?

I still love England. I just dislike their spelling.

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 11:12 AM
I'm not a racist, one of my close friends is a nigger.

*giggles*

That's really interesting. I'm friends with people in Denmark and Portugal.

I didn't imply that you were racist. I was merely pointing out that was what you thought to be the opinion of most English people with regards to Americans, judging by the way you have spoken.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:15 AM
:confused:
I'm not a racist, one of my close friends is a nigger.

*giggles*

That actually sounded quite immature. Was there a reason for this post? Even I will admit to failing to see the point to this comment.

Weirddimensions
08-21-2005, 11:18 AM
:confused:

That actually sounded quite immature. Was there a reason for this post? Even I will admit to failing to see the point to this comment.

I thought you were the one who said "every post I make has a reason" and not him.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:20 AM
I thought you were the one who said "every post I make has a reason" and not him.

Yes I did, I'm just simply saying that I will admit to not being able to see the sense in that comment.

And Sin Studly, I'm going to post some poetry now.

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 11:21 AM
I thought you were the one who said "every post I make has a reason" and not him.

All due respect, hers did have a reason. She was questioning whether there was a point to Sin Studly's previous remark. Therefore her post had a reason since she was asking a question.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:22 AM
All due respect, hers did have a reason. She was questioning whether there was a point to Sin Studly's previous remark. Therefore her post had a reason since she was asking a question.

Thank You :p

Vera
08-21-2005, 11:25 AM
Of course it's riddled with generalizations. It's hardly the point.

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 11:25 AM
True, But not everyone has English as their first language though Endy.

I think he was talking to the Brits here.

And besides, the non-English people here seem to spell better than the English ones.

wliethof
08-21-2005, 11:27 AM
I still love England. I just dislike their spelling.

still the majority of english people spell just fine.

Just because there's a few idiots that don't bother, doesn't mean no one in england can spell

Weirddimensions
08-21-2005, 11:27 AM
All due respect, hers did have a reason. She was questioning whether there was a point to Sin Studly's previous remark. Therefore her post had a reason since she was asking a question.

You don't have to be so polite.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:30 AM
Christ, that actually went over your heads?

Okay, here's the deal. Many people claim they aren't racist by citing their close friendship with a member of X race, usually only vaguely knowing the person, or working in the same office with them. Doing this is considered highly offensive to the minorities to which they are justifying their racial tolerance to, to the extent that people are actually taught never to do it in those Racial Sensitivity Courses they make you take, and I was pointing fun at enemy justifying his tolerance of others by claiming friendship with an American.

Now, here goes. Enemy, your heart's in the right place, and it's refreshing to see a Brit who can spell, and make valid points, but I would have expected anyone able to string a sentence together would be smart enough to realise that I don't really mean all brits when I say this, especially considering some of you are quite literate on this very board, but the vast majority of you here are fucking morons. Can't spell, can't string a sentence together, would die if they had an original thought go through their mind, and seem to think they're still the cultural elite of Europe. As far as I can remember they've been at least 20 or 30 threads made about "chavs", something nobody but retarded illiterate Brits care about. It's your first post, so I understand that you aren't aware of this, but on this bbs Brits have made their entire nation look like a cesspit of inbred mongaloid rejects who'll probably suffocate if you actually needed to learn how to breathe.

As for how much time I have on my hands, I have plenty, for reasons a few people on the bbs are aware of, and many others don't need to be aware of.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:33 AM
You don't have to be so polite.

Well it seems to me that that's just the kind of person they are. Nothing wrong with being polite lol!

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 11:34 AM
still the majority of english people spell just fine.

Just because there's a few idiots that don't bother, doesn't mean no one in england can spell

of course a lot of them can, but just look around here. it does your head in.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 11:42 AM
of course a lot of them can, but just look around here. it does your head in.
I'd Find examples (which would be insanely easy to find) but you all know....and it's painful to read the posts yet again.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:43 AM
Christ, that actually went over your heads?

Okay, here's the deal. Many people claim they aren't racist by citing their close friendship with a member of X race, usually only vaguely knowing the person, or working in the same office with them. Doing this is considered highly offensive to the minorities to which they are justifying their racial tolerance to, to the extent that people are actually taught never to do it in those Racial Sensitivity Courses they make you take, and I was pointing fun at enemy justifying his tolerance of others by claiming friendship with an American.

Now, here goes. Enemy, your heart's in the right place, and it's refreshing to see a Brit who can spell, and make valid points, but I would have expected anyone able to string a sentence together would be smart enough to realise that I don't really mean all brits when I say this, especially considering some of you are quite literate on this very board, but the vast majority of you here are fucking morons. Can't spell, can't string a sentence together, would die if they had an original thought go through their mind, and seem to think they're still the cultural elite of Europe. As far as I can remember they've been at least 20 or 30 threads made about "chavs", something nobody but retarded illiterate Brits care about. It's your first post, so I understand that you aren't aware of this, but on this bbs Brits have made their entire nation look like a cesspit of inbred mongaloid rejects who'll probably suffocate if you actually needed to learn how to breathe.

As for how much time I have on my hands, I have plenty, for reasons a few people on the bbs are aware of, and many others don't need to be aware of.

Well okay, fair enough then. I accept that now then, but in future I think you need to word what you want to say in a way that makes it ammicably understandable for us "fucking morons". Because if you word everything like this, you're bound to get reactions from people like me, who are ready to bite the bullet and say what we feel.

In the way you refer to those Idiots who can't spell, then I agree. It is fucking idiots like that who cause this kind of reaction from people and bring our society down. But as long as the world knows, we're not all like that!

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 11:44 AM
Christ, that actually went over your heads?

Okay, here's the deal. Many people claim they aren't racist by citing their close friendship with a member of X race, usually only vaguely knowing the person, or working in the same office with them. Doing this is considered highly offensive to the minorities to which they are justifying their racial tolerance to, to the extent that people are actually taught never to do it in those Racial Sensitivity Courses they make you take, and I was pointing fun at enemy justifying his tolerance of others by claiming friendship with an American.

Now, here goes. Enemy, your heart's in the right place, and it's refreshing to see a Brit who can spell, and make valid points, but I would have expected anyone able to string a sentence together would be smart enough to realise that I don't really mean all brits when I say this, especially considering some of you are quite literate on this very board, but the vast majority of you here are fucking morons. Can't spell, can't string a sentence together, would die if you had an original thought go through their mind, and seem to think they're still the cultural elite of Europe. As far as I can remember they've been at least 20 or 30 threads made about "chavs", something nobody but retarded illiterate Brits care about. It's your first post, so I understand that you aren't aware of this, but on this bbs Brits have made their entire nation look like a cesspit of inbred mongaloid rejects who'll probably suffocate if you actually needed to learn how to breathe.

As for how much time I have on my hands, I have plenty, for reasons a few people on the bbs are aware of, and many others don't need to be aware of.

I was being sarcastic about the racial thing, I'm sorry if you didn't quite get my odd humour. Most people don't.

As for the poking fun at me, I concede that you have a point with that, but I was merely trying to point out that not all Brits are prejudiced fools with a singular view of other cultures. I didn't intend for it to come across as otherwise. I didn't want everyone to think I was mouthing off for no reason, nor did I want to come across as having a superiority complex and no real motivation for posting.

I'm aware that you don't mean all British people in specific, but it is still vaguely offensive, not to mention harsh, to collectively talk about people that way. If you had said that some British people were like that, I probably would have stayed out of it and applauded you for most of what you said.

I also think it a shame that half of the British people on the board appear to be that way in your views, and I can only hope that something might occur to make you change your mind. It might seem unlikely, but I think that it's a shame that this is how your views have been influenced.

Oh, and as for chavs? I stay out of it for the most part. As far as I see it, every human being on the planet has got a problem with someone. It doesn't matter who they are, what they do or what they look like - everyone has got someone they have an issue with. It isn't going to change, and if some people have issues with people they classify as 'chavs', it's up to them. I think it's damn stupid.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:46 AM
I was being sarcastic about the racial thing, I'm sorry if you didn't quite get my odd humour. Most people don't.

As for the poking fun at me, I concede that you have a point with that, but I was merely trying to point out that not all Brits are prejudiced fools with a singular view of other cultures. I didn't intend for it to come across as otherwise. I didn't want everyone to think I was mouthing off for no reason, nor did I want to come across as having a superiority complex and no real motivation for posting.

I'm aware that you don't mean all British people in specific, but it is still vaguely offensive, not to mention harsh, to collectively talk about people that way. If you had said that some British people were like that, I probably would have stayed out of it and applauded you for most of what you said.

I also think it a shame that half of the British people on the board appear to be that way in your views, and I can only hope that something might occur to make you change your mind. It might seem unlikely, but I think that it's a shame that this is how your views have been influenced.

Oh, and as for chavs? I stay out of it for the most part. As far as I see it, every human being on the planet has got a problem with someone. It doesn't matter who they are, what they do or what they look like - everyone has got someone they have an issue with. It isn't going to change, and if some people have issues with people they classify as 'chavs', it's up to them. I think it's damn stupid.

Again, Thank You for echoing my thoughts.

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 11:47 AM
Again, Thank You for echoing my thoughts.

I'm glad that you agree.

Oh, something I just noticed - Sin Studly? I'm a girl, not a guy. Just thought I'd tell you.

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 11:49 AM
You don't have to be so polite.

Well, no one would listen if I swore my mouth off without good reason for it. It can help to get your point across sometimes, but this time is an exception I guess.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:51 AM
It's the fact that more than half of the brits on this board are woefully stupid, and won't shut up about chavs. The word itself drives most people on the board crazy because it's been used so many damn times.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:52 AM
Oh, something I just noticed - Sin Studly? I'm a girl, not a guy. Just thought I'd tell you.

Whoops, then please forget the part where I treated you with respect. Cunts are all stupid whores, good for nothing but cooking, cleaning and being fucked in any degrading way men choose to fuck them in.

Spork
08-21-2005, 11:53 AM
It's the fact that more than half of the brits on this board are woefully stupid, and won't shut up about chavs. The word itself drives most people on the board crazy because it's been used so many damn times.

What makes it even worse is that the word has existed for some time, and the word has just become a general insult.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 11:55 AM
Whoops, then please forget the part where I treated you with respect. Cunts are all stupid whores, good for nothing but cooking, cleaning and being fucked in any degrading way men choose to fuck them in.

what?? ok, i'm confused :S

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 11:58 AM
Of course you're confused, you're a stupid woman. Everybody knows women don't know anything, except for other women but nobody cares what they think.

enemy_number_one
08-21-2005, 12:01 PM
Of course you're confused, you're a stupid woman. Everybody knows women don't know anything, except for other women but nobody cares what they think.

The same could be argued for men, but of course that would be a waste of time.

I must say, despite your opinion you know how to make a twist in a thread. We've gone from discussing British people and their lack of apparent literacy on this board to gender arguments. Interesting.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 12:06 PM
The same could be argued for men, but of course that would be a waste of time.

I must say, despite your opinion you know how to make a twist in a thread. We've gone from discussing British people and their lack of apparent literacy on this board to gender arguments. Interesting.

Isn't it just. Sin Studly, I've posted one of my poems. I will post more in a while, I'll be back in an hour. The thread is aptly named 'poetry'. :)

Alec
08-21-2005, 12:10 PM
I don't care for the british.

Megs
08-21-2005, 12:24 PM
[QUOTE=Sin Studly]

- I before E, except after C.
"Believe", not "Beleive". "Receive", not "Recieve"[QUOTE]

weird
their

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 12:40 PM
In England "public school" means a school the public isn't permitted into, a "private school" to the rest of us.

Englands are weird and faggotted.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 12:42 PM
The same could be argued for men, but of course that would be a waste of time.

No, because men are capable of having orgasms and original thoughts, women aren't.

JohnnyNemesis
08-21-2005, 12:46 PM
All these arguments over whether Studly should have clearly stated "all Brits" or "some Brits" are fucking ridiculous. Embarassingly so. "Some" was obviously implied, as is the case many times, yet people still want to nitpick.

Oops! Wait one sec! I probably should begin EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE with "In my opinion". Y'know, don't wanna get people confused or anything.

Otherwise, I like this enemy number one person.

Vera
08-21-2005, 12:47 PM
What Johnny said.

Jenny, STFU. Just because your dad makes some £££ it doesn't mean you're dining with the fucking Queen.

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 12:48 PM
In England "public school" means a school the public isn't permitted into, a "private school" to the rest of us.

Englands are weird and faggotted.

haha, I think you mean 'The English' don't you?

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 12:49 PM
All these arguments over whether Studly should have clearly stated "all Brits" or "some Brits" are fucking ridiculous. Embarassingly so. "Some" was obviously implied, as is the case many times, yet people still want to nitpick.

Oops! Wait one sec! I probably should begin EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE with "In my opinion". Y'know, don't wanna get people confused or anything.

Otherwise, I like this enemy number one person.

So do I, my best friend infact :)

GO Enemy Number One!!!

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 12:52 PM
Jenny, obviously the spelling and grammar part doesn't apply to you. The classism part does. Did you manage to point out Zaire on the map?

Thucydides
08-21-2005, 12:59 PM
Jenny, obviously the spelling and grammar part doesn't apply to you. The classism part does. Did you manage to point out Zaire on the map?

Sure I did - tis the pretty big one on the right. I also realized the 'trick'.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:01 PM
Wait... you pointed out Zaire, while knowing it doesn't exist anymore?

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:03 PM
Wait... you pointed out Zaire, while knowing it doesn't exist anymore?
Isnt it the Congo Republic now?

~*hit_that*~
08-21-2005, 01:03 PM
Awesome Pwn right there. (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/grammarian.jpg)

haha, yeah thanks :confused:

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:04 PM
Isnt it the Congo Republic now?

.................

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:05 PM
.................
I WAS RIGHT! Republic of congo. Formerly Zaire

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:06 PM
Anyways, I guess the fact that it's not "the pretty big one on the right" actually makes you look more respectable than I expected, since I was almost certain you'd look up Zaire on a map before pretending you knew which one it was all along.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:07 PM
I WAS RIGHT! Republic of congo. Formerly Zaire

No, Zaire is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Republic of the congo is the tiny little country to the west of it.

Vera
08-21-2005, 01:08 PM
The capital of Slovenia is Ljubjana.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:09 PM
No, Zaire is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Republic of the congo is the tiny little country to the west of it.
Oh, okay. I was close though.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:19 PM
Would have been close enough to impress me if I didn't mention that the Zaire is now known as the Democratic Republic of the Congo in my original post in this thread.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:22 PM
Did'nt read your post. I stoped after looking at the map. I bet half of the people on this BBS could'nt spot madagascar on that map.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:29 PM
Isn't madagascar in asia?

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:36 PM
Isn't madagascar in asia?
No its that big island in the South Indian and Indian Ocean right off of Mozambique. Should'nt be too hard to find.

Vera
08-21-2005, 01:36 PM
Madagascar is like the fucking easiest thing to spot on the map. It's almost easier than Russia.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:40 PM
Madagascar is like the fucking easiest thing to spot on the map. It's almost easier than Russia.
Russia is'nt on the map, since that is of africa. The closest you can see is the middle east (saudi arabia, Iran, Yemen, etc.)

Vera
08-21-2005, 01:41 PM
I meant "the map" as in "the world map".

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:42 PM
I'd say South Africa is easy to spot, seeing as even if you'd never seen a map before, you could probably guess.
Farthest south of the continent to the West of Madagascar.

Vera
08-21-2005, 01:44 PM
No, South Africa is SO to the north from Morocco.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 01:47 PM
Where's the strait of Gibraltar and what is it used for? (in africa, clearly seen on the map on page 1)

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 01:49 PM
*shrugs*

I'm uneducated, ignorant, and have no idea what's going on outside my country's borders.

But then, I don't claim like I'm better than Americans because of it.

RXP
08-21-2005, 02:32 PM
I disagree with the thread title.

PunkOnAPlate
08-21-2005, 02:35 PM
As a Welsh person it is my civic duty to agree to the thread title. Grr, English people smell etc.

Nah, most English people I know are okay.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 02:37 PM
Wales is part of Britain.

And Dush, you're like the proof of the thread title being right. You're afraid of pussy and you can't spell at all.

Chris1990
08-21-2005, 02:50 PM
I am from England and I admit that quite a lot of that is correct. I think that was one of the most interesting posts I've read in quite a while.

Also Sin, can you proof read this post for me mate ;)

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 02:52 PM
*interesting

Chris1990
08-21-2005, 03:00 PM
*interesting

Thanks mate :)

wheelchairman
08-21-2005, 03:10 PM
I'm proud to be an "outside consultant" to the creation of this thread. If I had my way, it'd be stickied. It's that important.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 03:12 PM
Endy said he'd consider it, or at least make his own sticky with spelling and grammar rules for all the stupid Brits. Dave rejected the idea immediately because Dave is a faggotted Brit.

wheelchairman
08-21-2005, 03:59 PM
Was quoting that entire thing necessary, retard?

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-21-2005, 04:16 PM
I'd like to pledge my very late support for this topic. My country severely disappoints me.

HeadAroundU
08-21-2005, 04:24 PM
I'd like to pledge my very late support for this topic. My country severely disappoints me.
change your country

edit:
come here to Slovakia
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/Mix/slovakia.jpg

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-21-2005, 04:25 PM
change your country

Change your face.

See, not easy, is it?

roruken
08-21-2005, 04:26 PM
He's so butt-fugly, the FBI thinks he's an alien.

HeadAroundU
08-21-2005, 04:30 PM
Change your face.

See, not easy, is it?
with your English skills you can go to Australia ,USA ,Canada...
To learn proper English :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-21-2005, 04:31 PM
with your English skills you can go to Australia ,USA ,Canada...
You will be learn proper English :D

Perhaps you should take your own advice.

On the other hand.. shut up, mutant-face.

HeadAroundU
08-21-2005, 04:31 PM
Perhaps you should take your own advice.

On the other hand.. shut up, mutant-face.
I'm trying to be funny and you are not :(

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 04:32 PM
I agree ... Pffft, hard to say that one with a straight face.

roruken
08-21-2005, 04:33 PM
This is stupid.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 04:35 PM
This is stupid.
Hell Yeah .

roruken
08-21-2005, 04:37 PM
Just like Conspiracy of One.

0r4ng3
08-21-2005, 04:41 PM
I'm trying to be funny and you are not :(Trying being the imperative word here. You're failing miserably.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 04:46 PM
Just like Conspiracy of One.

Especially like conspiracy of one.

HeadAroundU
08-21-2005, 04:53 PM
Trying being the imperative word here. You're failing miserably.
I know what I'm doing....be a good boy....

ruroken
08-21-2005, 04:56 PM
Nimrod In Town']Especially like conspiracy of one.
The resemblance is baffling.

Trippy
08-21-2005, 04:57 PM
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6451/tnimg0415zmenseny7xj.jpg

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 05:00 PM
The resemblance is baffling.

It seriously is...But we forgot:

Gay,
Dumbshit,
Cry-baby,
and the famous,
retard.

HeadAroundU
08-21-2005, 05:08 PM
//scary image removed

0r4ng3
08-21-2005, 08:49 PM
Shut up, mutant-face.

the_GoDdEsS
08-21-2005, 09:46 PM
Honestly, I'd rather look at harlequin babies right now!

RXP
08-22-2005, 01:07 AM
Why would a 17 year old Brit have veto powers over a 21 year old American? Endy should just do it. His balls are in question.

Cause Endy has the smaller penis.

Idiot
08-22-2005, 02:15 AM
In reply to Sin Studly's first post,

The sad thing, is that a lot of it is right. But remember, not everyone who's British is like that.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 02:15 AM
Honestly, for a nation that remained at the highth of world culture for hundreds of years, that once held a large portion of the planet within its Empire's borders, and significantly influenced the cultural development of countless nations, it's now nothing more than a cesspit filled with faggotted morons who can't spell, eat bland tasteless food, and have apalling oral hygiene.

I put it to the moderators that until each individual Brit here can display the barest modicum of proficiency in the language they invented, they should be banned from the forum and have any and all threads deleted.

Okay, so here's my (almost certainly futile) attempt at informing all British of the unacceptable manner in which they act, including, but not limited to their absolute incapability to grasp English grammar, most especially the differences between...

- "it's" and "its"
- "there", "they're" and "their"
- "your" and "you're"
- "where", "we're", "wear", "ware" and "were"

...their absolute incapability to grasp English spelling, most especially their utter obliviousness to basic spelling rules the rest of us learned in primary school.

- I before E, except after C.
"Believe", not "Beleive". "Receive", not "Recieve"

- When ING comes to stay, the E runs away.
"Believing" and "Receiving", not "Believeing" and "Receiveing"

edit
... thanks to Socially Rejected, I'm forced to add something I forgot ; their inability to correctly use apostrophes. Okay, here we go. When pluralising a noun, don't use an apostrophe. When using a possessive noun, use an apostrophe...

"I have some things." not "I have some thing's"
"I have some thing's balls. not "I have some things balls."

...now, when you're contracting the noun and the word "is", you do use an apostrophe...

"Some thing's looking at me" not "Some things looking at me"

... this applies to all contractions...

"Some things're looking at me"

... especially simple ones like "don't", "let's", "I'm", and so on...
/edit

... and when a word ends with the monophthong "i" and it's not a prefix, it's almost certainly going to end in the letter "y". If you're able to read, I fail to understand how you don't know this...

- "Funny", not "Funni"
- "Happy", not "Happi"
- "Hurry", not "Hurri"

... then there's the people who don't just make simple common spelling errors, the type made so often that educators felt it necessary to make up little rhymes about them, there are Brits who seem to have absolutely no comprehension of how to spell anything, including words so frequently used it seems impossible not to know how to spell them correctly...

- "Because", not "Becuase", DEFINITELY not "Becowse"
- "Special", not "Spesial", DEFINITELY not "Speshul"

... and know that practically everybody in the known universe, including the shitty third world countries, have had access to SMS technology for years. The first SMS in the United Kingdom was sent in 1992, for fucks sake! That's given the British thirteen long years to get over the novelty. Now, when you have an entire alphanumeric keyboard at your disposal instead of a numeric keypad with several letters assigned to each button, there is no reason to be abbreviating your comments into SMS format, they're saving themselves practically no time at all, and furthermore, they're all fucking idiots ; it's not like they're the font of universal creativity and have to abbreviate their comments just so they can manage to keep up with the genius uncontrollably spewing out of their minds...

- "2" is one keystroke less than "to"
- "4" is two keystrokes less than "for"
- "u" is two keystrokes less than "you"
- "r" is two keystrokes less than "are"

Seriously, stop doing it. Fifty years ago, if anybody suspected that someday masses of people would somehow feel it neccessary to abbreviate a two-letter word, they'd most likely hang themself. Now, let us continue.

... now, as if they haven't butchered their own language badly enough with their atrocious spelling and grammar, we can move onto the incredibly annoying and completely retarded slang they've introduced to it... Including, but not limited to...

- Phonetic spelling of the word "what"
- Use of the word "well" as an adjective intensifier
- Use of the word "fit" to describe somebody attractive
- Use of the word "lean" to mean inebriated on cannabis
- Obviously, the terms "well fit" and "well lean" are far worse
- Use of the phrase "furry muff" to mean "Fair enough"
What else do you do in your life besides typing and raping young jewish girls?

RXP
08-22-2005, 02:15 AM
It's like saying all fucking eastern euros are stealing scum bags who rob people and eat swans. Oh shit wait they are.

notoriousdoc
08-22-2005, 02:21 AM
What else do you do in your life besides typing and raping young jewish girls?
Yeah, it's not their fault they're Jewish

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 02:40 AM
HeadAroundU should be banned for constantly posting pictures intended to disgust and sicken the rest of the board.

HeadAroundU
08-22-2005, 05:26 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/sin6.jpg

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-22-2005, 05:28 AM
Headaroundu, why are you so repulsive? Was it a birth defect? Or were you thrown as a child?

The_Hombre
08-22-2005, 05:32 AM
Ears need to be bigger

:)

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 06:54 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/sin6.jpg
The resemblance is almost perfect. The monkey is prettier, though... :rolleyes:

Trippy
08-22-2005, 07:05 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/sin6.jpg

hey you stole the picture, its my pet.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 07:52 AM
Why would you think a picture of a monkey badly shopped to have the same style haircut as my avatar pic would offend me, especially when the monkey is still far more attractive than you are?

Prestaň odpovedať.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 10:22 PM
Bumped because I hate the English.

calichix
09-03-2005, 10:46 PM
oh, english people. les hahahaha.

notoriousdoc
09-04-2005, 12:30 AM
oh, english people. les hahahaha.
You have no right to comment on anything emo kid

SkyRocker
09-04-2005, 12:41 AM
HeadAroundU should be banned for constantly posting pictures intended to disgust and sicken the rest of the board.
Says the men who shows pictures of died babies ?

the_GoDdEsS
09-04-2005, 12:44 AM
Says the men who shows pictures of died babies ?

They are not dead babies. Learn it already.

SkyRocker
09-04-2005, 12:55 AM
They are not dead babies. Learn it already.
I'll not debate. "Says the men who post pictures supposed to be dead babies and which are intended to disgust people".
Better, chief ?

the_GoDdEsS
09-04-2005, 01:09 AM
You just sounded very French.

Sin Studly
09-04-2005, 02:05 AM
You have no right to comment on anything emo kid

What the fuck are you talking about notdoc? Laura is not an emo kid. Laura is a million times better than you will ever dream of being. Don't ever speak to her again, ever.

SkyRocker, they're not dead babies. They're live babies with congenital harlequin type ichytheosis.

calichix
09-12-2005, 10:41 PM
I think being english is punishment enough for calling me an emo kid so I won't smite you, lady.

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-12-2005, 11:03 PM
I think being english is punishment enough for calling me an emo kid so I won't smite you, lady.


Notdoc is a 12 year old fat guy with long hair and glasses. He's like a chick but he's no lady.

clokey43
09-13-2005, 12:19 AM
To take this back to the original post of Sin Studly. I find it quite a fair comment that you highlight. It is true that a large majority of the English have Atrocious spelling and bad grammar. That is because they chose to spend their lives 'being cool' and fitting in. Not all of us are complete rejects. Some of us do retain the basic knowledge of the English language.

I admit that in many posts I abbreviate many words. This is to save time as I have many other things to do but enjoy visiting the boards. I am aware you are going to reply with a completely unconstructive post but I ask you not to generalise the whole nation due to the uneducated few you have encountered.

Sin Studly
09-13-2005, 03:20 AM
Go eat some limes, you snaggletoothed island-monkey.

clokey43
09-13-2005, 06:44 AM
As I said unconstructive. Unable to hold a conversation with out abusing. It is really quite pathetic.

JohnnyNemesis
09-13-2005, 07:26 AM
It is really quite pathetic.

Almost as pathetic as explicitly saying that you are not a reject, which of course, totally confirms the fact that you ARE.

Yatesy
09-13-2005, 07:27 AM
Ok a few things, I am from the UK and I agree this country is a shit-hole, however, there are people who can spell/puncuate correctly (i.e. me) so you're wrong about that, also I'm pretty sure I'm not a faggot seeing as I have a girl-friend and my taste in food isn't bland thank you very much.

platinumpt
09-13-2005, 07:31 AM
How the hell am I subscribed to this thread?

clokey43
09-13-2005, 07:39 AM
Almost as pathetic as explicitly saying that you are not a reject, which of course, totally confirms the fact that you ARE.

Hmmm....Im a reject because I said I wasn't yeah makes sense..............NOT

Sin Studly
11-15-2005, 04:35 AM
Bump for all the new British faggots.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 12:43 PM
Bumpty dumpty sat on a wall ; brits are faggotted and can't fucking spell.

JohnnyNemesis
11-27-2005, 01:56 PM
Holy god I love this thread so much.

the_GoDdEsS
11-27-2005, 02:02 PM
Thanks for not letting me forget how good this was.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-27-2005, 03:05 PM
God, I hate my country.

The Talking Pie
11-27-2005, 04:15 PM
I don't. I just hate the worthless cuntrags who live here. I have nothing against the land.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-27-2005, 04:19 PM
Once you take away the people all you have left is the physical nature of a country. It's beauty, and so forth. And there's not much of that.

Nicole
11-27-2005, 10:32 PM
Saffran and Micallef mentioned in one post <3. Although the Saffran was a little less obvious. Just incase you've been away from the tv he has a new program on SBS, monday nights.

Aside from that I generally agree.

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 12:30 AM
I love you hard for picking up the micallef reference :)

shiegg
11-28-2005, 01:44 AM
Honestly, for a nation that remained at the highth of world culture for hundreds of years, that once held a large portion of the planet within its Empire's borders, and significantly influenced the cultural development of countless nations, it's now nothing more than a cesspit filled with faggotted morons who can't spell, eat bland tasteless food, and have apalling oral hygiene.

I put it to the moderators that until each individual Brit here can display the barest modicum of proficiency in the language they invented, they should be banned from the forum and have any and all threads deleted.

Okay, so here's my (almost certainly futile) attempt at informing all British of the unacceptable manner in which they act, including, but not limited to their absolute incapability to grasp English grammar, most especially the differences between...

- "it's" and "its"
- "there", "they're" and "their"
- "your" and "you're"
- "where", "we're", "wear", "ware" and "were"

...their absolute incapability to grasp English spelling, most especially their utter obliviousness to basic spelling rules the rest of us learned in primary school.

- I before E, except after C.
"Believe", not "Beleive". "Receive", not "Recieve"

- When ING comes to stay, the E runs away.
"Believing" and "Receiving", not "Believeing" and "Receiveing"

edit
... thanks to Socially Rejected, I'm forced to add something I forgot ; their inability to correctly use apostrophes. Okay, here we go. When pluralising a noun, don't use an apostrophe. When using a possessive noun, use an apostrophe...

"I have some things." not "I have some thing's"
"I have some thing's balls. not "I have some things balls."

...now, when you're contracting the noun and the word "is", you do use an apostrophe...

"Some thing's looking at me" not "Some things looking at me"

... this applies to all contractions...

"Some things're looking at me"

... especially simple ones like "don't", "let's", "I'm", and so on...
/edit

... and when a word ends with the monophthong "i" and it's not a prefix, it's almost certainly going to end in the letter "y". If you're able to read, I fail to understand how you don't know this...

- "Funny", not "Funni"
- "Happy", not "Happi"
- "Hurry", not "Hurri"

... then there's the people who don't just make simple common spelling errors, the type made so often that educators felt it necessary to make up little rhymes about them, there are Brits who seem to have absolutely no comprehension of how to spell anything, including words so frequently used it seems impossible not to know how to spell them correctly...

- "Because", not "Becuase", DEFINITELY not "Becowse"
- "Special", not "Spesial", DEFINITELY not "Speshul"

... and know that practically everybody in the known universe, including the shitty third world countries, have had access to SMS technology for years. The first SMS in the United Kingdom was sent in 1992, for fucks sake! That's given the British thirteen long years to get over the novelty. Now, when you have an entire alphanumeric keyboard at your disposal instead of a numeric keypad with several letters assigned to each button, there is no reason to be abbreviating your comments into SMS format, they're saving themselves practically no time at all, and furthermore, they're all fucking idiots ; it's not like they're the font of universal creativity and have to abbreviate their comments just so they can manage to keep up with the genius uncontrollably spewing out of their minds...

- "2" is one keystroke less than "to"
- "4" is two keystrokes less than "for"
- "u" is two keystrokes less than "you"
- "r" is two keystrokes less than "are"

Seriously, stop doing it. Fifty years ago, if anybody suspected that someday masses of people would somehow feel it neccessary to abbreviate a two-letter word, they'd most likely hang themself. Now, let us continue.

... now, as if they haven't butchered their own language badly enough with their atrocious spelling and grammar, we can move onto the incredibly annoying and completely retarded slang they've introduced to it... Including, but not limited to...

- Phonetic spelling of the word "what"
- Use of the word "well" as an adjective intensifier
- Use of the word "fit" to describe somebody attractive
- Use of the word "lean" to mean inebriated on cannabis
- Obviously, the terms "well fit" and "well lean" are far worse
- Use of the phrase "furry muff" to mean "Fair enough"do do you get paid for doing things like this?
not that you should, u know, but im just curious.

Taime13
11-28-2005, 06:35 AM
I know how to use proper english. I just choose not to much of the time because it is easier to use shorthand. Plus why are you speaking english if you hate them? Your speaking our language so you must like UK a bit, if you decide to use our language.

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 06:42 AM
Location: well in the uk

Your opinions are invalid.

<<Angry Kid>>
11-28-2005, 06:51 AM
We got our bad language off of the Americans apparently, you guys are a bad influence but we think you are cool so...i guess I dont have a point goodbye....

the_offsprings_monkey
11-28-2005, 07:23 AM
I can spell when I wish to, but I'm far to lazy to do stuff like that.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 07:42 AM
I know how to use proper english. I just choose not to much of the time because it is easier to use shorthand. Plus why are you speaking english if you hate them? Your speaking our language so you must like UK a bit, if you decide to use our language.

You're why I hate my country.

Betty
11-28-2005, 08:04 AM
I can spell when I wish to, but I'm far **to** lazy to do stuff like that.

And I suppose this is one of those times?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 08:09 AM
Being lazy is not an excuse for not spelling. On a computer, there is NO excuse for not typing properly, except having stumps for hands. And no, that's not even an excuse, because at least you can sellotape a pencil to your forehead and use that.

All the "I'm lazy" excuse shows is that you're just as bad as all the "chavs" and "dolescum" that you constantly bash in your pathetic attempts to validate yourself, because you know you're a worthless "greebo" that has no identity outside of a stupid fucking demographic "war".

People who do this, you're the reason Britain is the shit it is today. Not the "chavs" you're constantly whining and cutting over and bashing oh-so-wittily with your equally retarded friends. Not the "dolescum" you're constantly falling over yourselves to judge in your moronically high-handed way. No. It's all you. You're all equal, and you're all equally retarded.

Piss off.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-28-2005, 08:11 AM
And I suppose this is one of those times?
yep

(10)

clokey43
11-28-2005, 08:45 AM
Being lazy....................

Agreed! (10)

igniton/pyro
11-28-2005, 08:57 AM
sin studly. you are wierd

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 09:04 AM
Your speaking our language so you must like UK a bit, if you decide to use our language.

You're just proving that you folks from the UK really are mindnumbingly stupid. It's not like people just know multiple languages offhand and DECIDE to speak the dominant language of English. People speak what the languages they're taught, and they're usually taught the dominant language form birth. People who don't choose to speak English at all wouldn't be on an English speaking site.

Seriously, realize how incredibly fucking stupid what I just quoted from you really is.

Also, it's "you're" speaking our language. Not "your".

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 09:10 AM
By that logic, since you guys butcher the English language so fucking badly, you must hate England.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 09:11 AM
My God I've seen it all now.

Next time I'm bored or depressed about my own state of affairs I'll whine about how I hate all the people from a country I've never been to.
Or worse yet.
I'll whine about my own fucking country, thus playing into the hands of the instigator AND perpetuating that stereotype about the whining English.

Oh and I'm going to insult your spelling, while spelling badly in my argument. And rape some old clichés about your country.
While all the other people from your country, like the fucking sheep they are, back me up.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 09:11 AM
Exactly!


I mean, shit, we're not all as fortunate as Justin, who happens to know 17 languages.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 09:13 AM
My God I've seen it all now.

Next time I'm bored or depressed about my own state of affairs I'll whine about how I hate all the people from a country I've never been to.
Or worse yet.
I'll whine about my own fucking country, thus playing into the hands of the instigator AND perpetuating that stereotype about the whining English.

Oh and I'm going to insult your spelling, while spelling badly in my argument. And rape some old clichés about your country.
While all the other people from your country, like the fucking sheep they are, back me up.

Oh, piss off, high-and-mighty. He's right. It's a shit and most Brits are exactly how he describes them. What, you think if I really loved my country I'd say all this? No. I've felt like this for a long time. He's right, get over it.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 09:14 AM
Next time I'm bored or depressed about my own state of affairs I'll whine about how I hate all the people from a country I've never been to.

You don't know if that's true or not.



Oh and I'm going to insult your spelling, while spelling badly in my arguement.
I believe you meant "argument" there, chief.

Also, you're missing the point. He's not just bashing them for spelling bad. Many people can't spell and are quite intelligent.

He's bashing them for spelling bad while at the same time claiming some kind of intimate ownership, a divine connection with the language, and also claiming intelligence over other people. And he's talking mostly about this BBS, so yeah, calm it down there.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 09:25 AM
I believe you meant "argument" there, chief.
Also, you're missing the point.

Yeah that took me a while, it just looked wrong without the 'e' for some reason.

And maybe I did, but it's bullshit to to bring 'England' into this if you are only talking about some dickheads on this BBS can't spell or are stupid. Every country has it's morons.

Maybe I read the title to this whole fucking thread wrong??

And as for TUNB: maybe you just don't realise how fucking safe and cosy you are in England compared to other countries, but to completely disregard the merit of England for the sake of some grumbles about the weather, chavs and spelling is fucking pathetic. You should fucking get over it. And grow the fuck up while you're at it.

Edit: oh and is that description including 'apPalling oral hygiene' TUNB?

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 09:29 AM
And maybe I did, but it's bullshit to to bring 'England' into this if you are only talking about some dickheads on this BBS can't spell or are stupid. Every country has it's morons.

..."its morons". Not "it's".

And no one is denying that every country has its morons. You're right to be angry at the thread, but you're totally misinterpreting certain parts of it and seem angry for the wrong reasons.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-28-2005, 09:35 AM
Honestly, for a nation that remained at the height of world culture for hundreds of years, that once held a large portion of the planet within its Empire's borders, and significantly influenced the cultural development of countless nations, it's now nothing more than a cesspit filled with faggotted morons who can't spell, eat bland tasteless food, and have appalling oral hygiene.

I put it to the moderators that until each individual Brit here can display the barest modicum of proficiency in the language they invented, they should be banned from the forum and have any and all threads deleted.

Okay, so here's my (almost certainly futile) attempt at informing all British of the unacceptable manner in which they act, including, but not limited to their absolute incapability to grasp English grammar, most especially the differences between...



- "it's" and "its"
- "there", "they're" and "their"
- "your" and "you're"
- "where", "we're", "wear", "ware" and "were"

...their absolute incapability to grasp English spelling, most especially their utter obliviousness to basic spelling rules the rest of us learned in primary school.

- I before E, except after C.
"Believe", not "Beleive". "Receive", not "Recieve"

- When ING comes to stay, the E runs away.
"Believing" and "Receiving", not "Believeing" and "Receiveing"

edit
... thanks to Socially Rejected, I'm forced to add something I forgot ; their inability to correctly use apostrophes. Okay, here we go. When pluralising a noun, don't use an apostrophe. When using a possessive noun, use an apostrophe...

"I have some things." not "I have some thing's"
"I have some thing's balls. not "I have some things balls."

...now, when you're contracting the noun and the word "is", you do use an apostrophe...

"Some thing's looking at me" not "Some things looking at me"

... this applies to all contractions...

"Some things're looking at me"

... especially simple ones like "don't", "let's", "I'm", and so on...
/edit

... and when a word ends with the monophthong "i" and it's not a prefix, it's almost certainly going to end in the letter "y". If you're able to read, I fail to understand how you don't know this...

- "Funny", not "Funni"
- "Happy", not "Happi"
- "Hurry", not "Hurri"

... then there's the people who don't just make simple common spelling errors, the type made so often that educators felt it necessary to make up little rhymes about them, there are Brits who seem to have absolutely no comprehension of how to spell anything, including words so frequently used it seems impossible not to know how to spell them correctly...

- "Because", not "Becuase", DEFINITELY not "Becowse"
- "Special", not "Spesial", DEFINITELY not "Speshul"

... and know that practically everybody in the known universe, including the shitty third world countries, have had access to SMS technology for years. The first SMS in the United Kingdom was sent in 1992, for fucks sake! That's given the British thirteen long years to get over the novelty. Now, when you have an entire alphanumeric keyboard at your disposal instead of a numeric keypad with several letters assigned to each button, there is no reason to be abbreviating your comments into SMS format, they're saving themselves practically no time at all, and furthermore, they're all fucking idiots ; it's not like they're the font of universal creativity and have to abbreviate their comments just so they can manage to keep up with the genius uncontrollably spewing out of their minds...

- "2" is one keystroke less than "to"
- "4" is two keystrokes less than "for"
- "u" is two keystrokes less than "you"
- "r" is two keystrokes less than "are"

Seriously, stop doing it. Fifty years ago, if anybody suspected that someday masses of people would somehow feel it necessary to abbreviate a two-letter word, they'd most likely hang them self. Now, let us continue.

... now, as if they haven't butchered their own language badly enough with their atrocious spelling and grammar, we can move onto the incredibly annoying and completely retarded slang they've introduced to it... Including, but not limited to...

- Phonetic spelling of the word "what"
- Use of the word "well" as an adjective intensifier
- Use of the word "fit" to describe somebody attractive
- Use of the word "lean" to mean inebriated on cannabis
- Obviously, the terms "well fit" and "well lean" are far worse
- Use of the phrase "furry muff" to mean "Fair enough"
Just fixed some spelling errors for you :)

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 09:37 AM
..."its morons". Not "it's".

That's hardly helping to neutralise my anger there my friend.

I'm not trying to be offensive, i just want to know, but how does it make you feel to criticise my spelling and grammar?

Explain it to me.
Why shouldn't I feel offended by what's being said?
Should I just be disregarding your opinion, because this conversation itself should be a clear indication that the people throwing the stones are just as fucking blind as me?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 09:39 AM
And as for TUNB: maybe you just don't realise how fucking safe and cosy you are in England compared to other countries, but to completely disregard the merit of England for the sake of some grumbles about the weather, chavs and spelling is fucking pathetic. You should fucking get over it. And grow the fuck up while you're at it.

Some grumbles? I don't think you understand. Modern youth in England is a troop of morons, all walking and talking seemingly with unseeing eyes and ears. I'm not disregarding the merit of England, but only in so much as it houses me and the Government isn't right-wing. I know it could be worse but just cos something could be worse doesn't mean we shouldn't try and make it BETTER.


Edit: oh and is that description including 'apPalling oral hygiene' TUNB?

I haven't got a fucking clue what you're trying to say here.

clokey43
11-28-2005, 09:43 AM
That's hardly helping to neutralise my anger there my friend.

I'm not trying to be offensive, i just want to know, but how does it make you feel to criticise my spelling and grammar?

Explain it to me.
Why shouldn't I feel offended by what's being said?
Should I just be disregarding your opinion, because this conversation itself should be a clear indication that the people throwing the stones are just as fucking blind as me?

As you can see i myself argued in this thread. However, after a while I realised there isn't any point. Not because I am right but basically becasue I was wrong. It is true, we in Britain abuse a language that is our own. I was stupid to argue the point back then and for that I am appologising. I think you should take a look at some of the posts on here. For example Sin Studly and the Godess have some of the best uses of English I have ever seen, both not from the Uk, however, the Offsprings Monkey is from the Uk and it seems totaly illiterate.

I have reconsidered my original thoughts on this thread and have decided that infact it is completely true and that we should take on board what has been said to correct our mistakes.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 09:45 AM
That's hardly helping to neutralise my anger there my friend.

I'm not trying to diffuse your anger , I'm just explaining my side of this whole thing.


I'm not trying to be offensive, i just want to know, but how does it make you feel to criticise my spelling and grammar?

I'm not criticizing your spelling and grammar. I'm correcting it. If I were criticizing, I'd attempt to make you feel bad over your mistakes. I'm merely correcting your mistakes to show that your rants against Sin Studly are questionable since you're doing exactly what he predicted you'd do: misspell words and get really angry over what he wrote.


Why shouldn't I feel offended by what's being said?

Because it's true?

Nah, seriously, because it's all just a joke, that's why. But You SHOULD feel offended and angry if that's how you feel, but I just personally think you're getting way too defensive over general statements. Yeah, he says "all" here and there, but fuck, it's OBVIOUSLY a general joke.



Should I just be disregarding your opinion, because this conversation itself should be a clear indication that the people throwing the stones are just as fucking blind as me?

That whole "you're on the level I'm on so this is pointless!" routine doesn't work. It's a dated, overused copout, and I don't care much for it.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 09:46 AM
Some grumbles? I don't think you understand. Modern youth in England is a troop of morons, all walking and talking seemingly with unseeing eyes and ears. I'm not disregarding the merit of England, but only in so much as it houses me and the Government isn't left-wing. I know it could be worse but just cos something could be worse doesn't mean we shouldn't try and make it BETTER.

Well spitting the dummy isn't going to do that for you, you know. Some people ARE trying, and those people aren't wasting time whining about how this isn't that and those aren't in the right place. Get to it. Or shut the fuck up and live with it. You have even less fucking excuse for your 'unseeing eyes and ears' than those uneducated 'morons' you talk about.


I haven't got a fucking clue what you're trying to say here.

Well then re-read the original post by Sin Studly, and I mean really read it, absorbe it, make your own thoughts on it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 09:47 AM
Well spitting the dummy isn't going to do that for you, you know. Some people ARE trying, and those people aren't wasting time whining about how this isn't that and those aren't in the right place. Get to it. Or shut the fuck up and live with it. You have even less fucking excuse for your 'unseeing eyes and ears' than those uneducated 'morons' you talk about.

Then how do you propose it gets changed? People need to be told. While being pointed at.

I believe in the British education system. I however get frustrated by the English language being unnecessarily raped by people who can't be bothered to type two extra letters in order to make a REAL word.

Who is this guy, anyway?

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 09:53 AM
I'm not criticizing your spelling and grammar. I'm correcting it. If I were criticizing, I'd attempt to make you feel bad over your mistakes. I'm merely correcting your mistakes to show that your rants against Sin Studly are questionable since you're doing exactly what he predicted you'd do: misspell words and get really angry over what he wrote.

Fuck it, this makes no sense anymore. I can't control my reactions, and I can't help it if I spell shit wrong when I'm typing a mile a minute out of frustration. Obviously you're just way smarter than me, because I got offended by the ignorant and miss-fucking-informed bashing of my country. Yeah.


That whole "you're on the level I'm on so this is pointless!" routine doesn't work. It's a dated, overused copout, and I don't care much for it.

And if you want to condemn me for stupid go ahead, but I really didn't know what the hell that was supposed to mean.
How is anything I've said a 'copout'? You trying to use your weakass 'you spelt shit wrong so your whole fucking argument can now be disregarded' routine is far more annoying.

clokey43
11-28-2005, 09:55 AM
Serisously take on board what I said. If you stay on this BBS you will agree with the thread very soon. I have.

Yatesy
11-28-2005, 09:56 AM
It is true, we in Britain abuse a language that is our own.


I wish it wasn't true, but a lot of people do. It's a shame really that people kind of just piss all over their own language by being lazy fucks.

The Talking Pie
11-28-2005, 09:58 AM
I love linguistic elitism <3

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 09:58 AM
You trying to use your weakass 'you spelt shit wrong so your whole fucking argument can now be disregarded' routine is far more annoying.

Someone want to point out to me where Rick said this?

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 09:58 AM
I believe in the British education system. I however get frustrated by the English language being unnecessarily raped by people who can't be bothered to type two extra letters in order to make a REAL word.

Some kid spelling a word with half the amount of letters has nothing to do with the education system. That shit isn't taught in schools.

I'm sorry that your pet hates mean that you think a whole system is completely shit, but maybe you should start thinking about where the root is, i.e. funding.

Become a politician. Change it. But you have to go with the flow until you have infiltrated the system enough to be respected.

clokey43
11-28-2005, 09:59 AM
Its true. If one person can give me a valid reason for writing 'funni' in stead of funny when it contains the same amount of letters or for writing '2morro' or 'm8' etc please do.


Since being a member of the BBS I have realised how annoying this is and agree everyone should stop!

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 10:00 AM
Obviously you're just way smarter than me, because I got offended by the ignorant and miss-fucking-informed bashing of my country. Yeah.

I never said I was smarter than you, I never even implied it. Again, stop getting so fucking defensive when I'm simply disagreeing.


And if you want to condemn me for stupid go ahead, but I really didn't know what the hell that was supposed to mean.

I NEVER SAID YOU WERE STUPID. GODDAMMIT!!!


You trying to use your weakass 'you spelt shit wrong so your whole fucking argument can now be disregarded' routine is far more annoying.

That is NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL. If you READ MY FUCKING POSTS, you'd remember this part:

Many people can't spell and are quite intelligent.

What I said is that you're doing what Sin Studly expects you to do and THAT'S why your arguments should be disregarded. Seriously, you're getting frustrated because you're proving YOURSELF wrong, and saying stuff like this to weasal out of it:


Fuck it, this makes no sense anymore.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:00 AM
Someone want to point out to me where Rick said this?

Edit: let me refine that for you:


I'm merely correcting your mistakes to show that your rants against Sin Studly are questionable since you're doing exactly what he predicted you'd do: misspell words and get really angry over what he wrote.

(ten characters)

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 10:02 AM
Edit: let me refine that for you:



(ten characters)

Yeah, DOING WHAT SIN STULDY EXPECTS YOU TO DO is what invalidates your argument, not actually misspelling the words.

Oh fucking hell.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 10:03 AM
Some kid spelling a word with half the amount of letters has nothing to do with the education system. That shit isn't taught in schools.

That's what I'm saying. As I said, I'm not blaming the British education system. It provides me and uncounted millions with good education.

So why on earth does it seem to be overwhelmingly British kids that do this? This stupid text shorthand? Other countries do it, yes, but not at all to the degree that seems to perpetuate in Britain. It infuriates me that so many people seem to be so lazy as to not be bothered to type a few extra letters.


I'm sorry that your pet hates mean that you think a whole system is completely shit, but maybe you should start thinking about where the root is, i.e. funding.

Funding? I thought you said it had nothing to do with the education system? I agree with you, but that seems inconsistent.


Become a politician. Change it. But you have to go with the flow until you have infiltrated the system enough to be respected.

I am involved in politics. But if this has nothing to do with education, how do you expect any of this to change through politics? A "No Bad Grammar!" outreach program? People just need to be told, over and over again, that their grammar and spelling is stupid and they need to WISE UP about that fact.

clokey43
11-28-2005, 10:03 AM
I don't think he/she understands what you or anyone else is saying. He/she is just being defensive with no valid reason.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:08 AM
Seriously, you're getting frustrated because you're proving YOURSELF wrong, and saying stuff like this to weasal out of it:

I wasn't trying to do anything. Look I'll stop pressuming I know what you're saying if you stop doing it to me.

And ok, but that Sin Studly stuff was pointed out by myself in my first post. It was TUNB that wound me up. I can't apologise for my misinterpretation, and I'm sure it would be a 'cop-out' even if I did.

If I started ranting about Americans, I'm sure a response like (and this is just my interpretation of what you said, so don't scream at me) 'some guy did this post to get this reaction from you for his own amusement, so chill out' probably wouldn't be much consolation... ?

Edit; that is, assuming you would get offended by someone generalising shit about your home land, and people like you (albeit a 'joke' to me) ?

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:15 AM
Funding? I thought you said it had nothing to do with the education system?

I was sure you mentioned education in there somewhere, maybe you're right though, don't know where I got that from though in that case.

I can't answer your questions, I don't know how to stop people using whatever language they like in their own spare time any more that you do. But I also don't see the point in whinging about it on this topic. To me that's like saying 'yes all the British are faggotted'.

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 10:16 AM
And as for TUNB: maybe you just don't realise how fucking safe and cosy you are in England compared to other countries, but to completely disregard the merit of England for the sake of some grumbles about the weather, chavs and spelling is fucking pathetic. You should fucking get over it. And grow the fuck up while you're at it.?

Guess what? Nobody has a problem with England, or even the English Government. It's the English people that we hate.

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 10:18 AM
Just fixed some spelling errors for you :)

Fucking retard, I never meant to say HEIGHT... highth is a word, look it up in the fucking dictionary, you fucking pathetic mollusc.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:20 AM
Guess what? Nobody has a problem with England, or even the English Government. It's the English people that we hate.

Where are you from buddy?

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 10:21 AM
Nah, seriously, because it's all just a joke, that's why.

No. It. Fucking. Is. Not.

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 10:23 AM
Where are you from buddy?

You're not my buddy, snaggletooth, I don't befriend the English.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:25 AM
No. It. Fucking. Is. Not.

Well fair enough then. Each to their own I guess, still would like to know where you are from though. Or is it some dark and dirty secret that will make me laugh?

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:26 AM
Like Australia.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-28-2005, 10:26 AM
Stop hating on other countries, fool!

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 10:30 AM
Heh, y'know what'd be funny? If the English rounded up all their illiterate and uneducated thieves, whores, murderers and other assorted gutterscum criminals, put them on a big boat, and sent them to some Godforsaken uncolonised wasteland full of stone-age nigger barbarians....

...and one hundred years later the illiterate and uneducated thieves, whores, murderers and gutterscum criminals could actually turn around and mock the fuck out of the English people's use of the English language, and be right.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-28-2005, 10:30 AM
Like Australia.
Aussies are the worse.

MegaLaDon
11-28-2005, 10:42 AM
Heh, y'know what'd be funny? If the English rounded up all their illiterate and uneducated thieves, whores, murderers and other assorted gutterscum criminals, put them on a big boat, and sent them to some Godforsaken uncolonised wasteland full of stone-age nigger barbarians....

...and one hundred years later the illiterate and uneducated thieves, whores, murderers and gutterscum criminals could actually turn around and mock the fuck out of the English people's use of the English language, and be right.

That was good, I have to give it to you. But, as I wasn't the one sending your ancestors to that 'Godforsaken uncolonised wasteland' I don't know what it's got to do with me. Especially since I've also never considered myself better or worse than any of the above anyway.

If some Aussies were a dickheads, once upon a time, those long dead dickheads are never important enough to hate a whole nation of sons and daughters.

JohnnyNemesis
11-28-2005, 11:14 AM
Aussies are the worse.

Oh fucking hell.

lost_nvrfound
01-20-2006, 10:27 PM
And no, that is not all that I've got. I'm just not going to waste my time. I can't be arsed. I think you have way too much time on your hands, because posts like these are just worthless. Who gives a damn? There are more important things in life than spelling, you know.

I'm surprised that I saw no one correcting this. I laughed when I saw him trying to make a point with it. Punctuation is one of the first things you learn in school.

Damn brits.

jk

dain84
01-20-2006, 11:10 PM
How come so many brits spell with, "wiv"

dain84
01-20-2006, 11:12 PM
Fucking retard, I never meant to say HEIGHT... highth is a word, look it up in the fucking dictionary, you fucking pathetic mollusc.
It means the same thing, and you misspelled mollusk.

lost_nvrfound
01-20-2006, 11:21 PM
It means the same thing, and you misspelled mollusk.
height and highth are different

height http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fsearch%3 Fq%3Dheight) ( P ) Pronunciation Key (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html) (hhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/imacr.gift)
n.
<LI type=a>Abbr. h The distance from the base of something to the top.
Elevation above a given level, as of the sun or a star above the horizon; altitude. See Synonyms at elevation (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=elevation).

<LI type=a>The condition or attribute of being relatively or sufficiently high or tall.
Stature, especially of the human body.

The highest or uppermost point; the summit or apex.
<LI type=a>The highest or most advanced degree; the zenith: at the height of her career.
The point of highest intensity; the climax: the height of a storm.

An eminence, such as a hill or mountain. Often used in the plural.
<LI type=a>A high point or position.
Obsolete. High rank, estate, or degree.


Archaic. Loftiness of mind.
Obsolete. Arrogance; hauteur: “He returned me a very resolute answer, and full of height” (Oliver Cromwell).

highth

\Highth\ (h[imac]th or h[imac]tth), n. Variant of Height (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=height). [Obs.]

Paint_It_Black
01-20-2006, 11:26 PM
It means the same thing, and you misspelled mollusk.

No, he didn't. Why are you still posting here?


height and highth are different


You post that and include a definition clealy stating that "highth" is a variant of "height". I've just woken up, so maybe I'm missing something, or maybe you're an idiot. I can't be sure yet.

dain84
01-20-2006, 11:28 PM
height and highth are different

height http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fsearch%3 Fq%3Dheight) ( P ) Pronunciation Key (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/ahd4/pronkey.html) (hhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/imacr.gift)
n.
<LI type=a>Abbr. h The distance from the base of something to the top.
Elevation above a given level, as of the sun or a star above the horizon; altitude. See Synonyms at elevation (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=elevation).

<LI type=a>The condition or attribute of being relatively or sufficiently high or tall.
Stature, especially of the human body.

The highest or uppermost point; the summit or apex.
<LI type=a>The highest or most advanced degree; the zenith: at the height of her career.
The point of highest intensity; the climax: the height of a storm.

An eminence, such as a hill or mountain. Often used in the plural.
<LI type=a>A high point or position.
Obsolete. High rank, estate, or degree.


Archaic. Loftiness of mind.
Obsolete. Arrogance; hauteur: “He returned me a very resolute answer, and full of height” (Oliver Cromwell).

highth

\Highth\ (h[imac]th or h[imac]tth), n. Variant of Height (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=height). [Obs.]

You just proved you're a dolt. A variant is defined by the webster's dictionary as:
Something that differs in form only slightly from something else, as a different spelling or pronunciation of the same word.
It means the same thing.

dain84
01-20-2006, 11:29 PM
No, he didn't. Why are you still posting here?

It's also spelled mollusk.

mol·lusk also mol·lusc Audio pronunciation of "mollusc" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mlsk)
n.

Any of numerous chiefly marine invertebrates of the phylum Mollusca, typically having a soft unsegmented body, a mantle, and a protective calcareous shell and including the edible shellfish and the snails.

Mollusk, in countries that know how to spell.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-20-2006, 11:43 PM
You just proved you're a dolt. A variant is defined by the webster's dictionary as:
Something that differs in form only slightly from something else, as a different spelling or pronunciation of the same word.
It means the same thing.
Yes, and "Obs." is an abbreviation for "obsolete."

Sin Studly
01-21-2006, 02:51 AM
It's also spelled mollusk.

mol·lusk also mol·lusc

Retard, what's wrong with you?

Paint_It_Black
01-21-2006, 05:16 AM
You just proved you're a dolt. A variant is defined by the webster's dictionary as:
Something that differs in form only slightly from something else, as a different spelling or pronunciation of the same word.
It means the same thing.

You had to look up the definition of variant. I usually applaud idiots for actually using a dictionary, but you just suck.


It's also spelled mollusk.

mol·lusk also mol·lusc Audio pronunciation of "mollusc" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mlsk)
n.

Any of numerous chiefly marine invertebrates of the phylum Mollusca, typically having a soft unsegmented body, a mantle, and a protective calcareous shell and including the edible shellfish and the snails.

Mollusk, in countries that know how to spell.

Yes, ALSO spelled that way. That means he didn't get it wrong, and so you accusing him of incorrect spelling makes you a retard. Do you understand that? Or is that too complicated for you too? Also, since the phylum is Mollusca, I'd say "mollusc" is the best way to spell it. Stop existing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 05:58 AM
Every time dain tries to jump out of his hobbit-hole, he falls down a few more steps.

Italia311
01-21-2006, 07:30 AM
now, the second most annoying aspect of the British is their extreme sense of classism. This is basically their belief that their illustrious past history in some way relates to their present-day status. It doesn't. They have no empire left, they've lost their "stiff upper lips" (in my opinion the only positive aspect of British culture) in favour of being wet whining pussies, their royal family is massively inbred... AND German, and they're undeniably the most uncultured nation in all of Europe.

That is the funniest fucking paragraph of that whole write up. Believe it or not, in Canada there is a city here near me that is all British. The houses the people, EVERYTHING. Partly because there are British "forts" in the city from back in the day, war of 1812 and what not. These people, who are probably at the very most, 4th or 5th generation British, pride themselves on that exact paragraph you just posted.

Ahhh...funny funny. Good times. I laugh at these people. They have no distinct culture. Maybe I dont see it cause I grew up around it...lol but its funny. Like, when our family get together people know...theres some fucking Italians on the scene.

Paint_It_Black
01-21-2006, 09:40 AM
Like, when our family get together people know...theres some fucking Italians on the scene.

It's odd though, because you make it sound like that's a good thing.

dain84
01-21-2006, 09:52 AM
Retard, what's wrong with you?
I said ALSO spelled did I not?

dain84
01-21-2006, 09:53 AM
Every time dain tries to jump out of his hobbit-hole, he falls down a few more steps.
Hobbit Hole?













Nerd.

the_GoDdEsS
01-21-2006, 09:54 AM
Shut the fuck up, fag.

Paint_It_Black
01-21-2006, 09:56 AM
I said ALSO spelled did I not?

Only after this:


you misspelled mollusk.

Stop trying to pretend you didn't say yet another stupid thing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 11:26 AM
Hobbit Hole?

Nerd.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20859 LOL!

dain84
01-21-2006, 02:02 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20859 LOL!
Way to be creative with your insult.

T-6005
01-21-2006, 02:04 PM
Way to be creative with your insult.
Read the end of that thread yet?

Prove it, bitch.

JohnnyNemesis
01-21-2006, 02:05 PM
Way to be creative with your insult.

Creative like YO' MOMMA!

the_offsprings_monkey
01-21-2006, 02:26 PM
Creative like YO' MOMMA!
...............................

Italia311
01-21-2006, 05:48 PM
It's odd though, because you make it sound like that's a good thing.

It is a good thing. What are you? Mental or something?

Paint_It_Black
01-21-2006, 06:17 PM
Lolz, Italians must be stoopid.

JoY
01-21-2006, 06:18 PM
Creative like YO' MOMMA!
*bursts into wild & loud laughter*

holy shit!

*can't stop laughing*

JohnnyNemesis
01-22-2006, 10:27 AM
I love how that one sailed straight over Ash's head and hit someone more deserving of laughter =D

Paint_It_Black
01-22-2006, 10:32 AM
It cracked me up too, but I couldn't think of anything better to say than "that was funny" so I refrained from commenting.

Rocky-girl
01-23-2006, 05:38 AM
So long... I think you tired after writing it. But what did you want to tell with this thread? And another question where are you from?