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Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 02:50 PM
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on
it.

They are:

a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange

Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!

Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN






































If you have chosen:


a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.

Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick me in the ass.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 02:52 PM
...........I hate you. In that "Cut off your head with a toothbrush" Kinda way.

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 02:52 PM
This really wasn't funny.

Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 02:53 PM
This was actually an e-mail I got and it seemed perfect to post here to piss all of you guys off.

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 02:54 PM
It won't piss anyone off. It'll just make them realise how unfunny you are.

China Boy
08-21-2005, 02:55 PM
This is the lamest thing I've ever seen.

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 02:56 PM
I thought it was pretty funny, those tests that try to gauge your personality based on your tastes are fucking lame.

notoriousdoc
08-21-2005, 02:56 PM
:rolleyes:

Apathy
08-21-2005, 02:58 PM
I loved it. Dumb jokes are my favorite :)

Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 03:00 PM
Yes, I would like to apologize for this thread. I even found it unfunny, I just wanted to see all of you're reactions.

Weirddimensions
08-21-2005, 03:01 PM
This really wasn't funny.

Nothing's funny to you huh? You don't like anything!!! :mad:

The results I got were pretty accurate by the way.

Preocupado
08-21-2005, 03:01 PM
Shit, i went throught a whole personality grasp for each fruit before picking the banana.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 03:02 PM
Yes, I would like to apologize for this thread. I even found it unfunny, I just wanted to see all of you're reactions.
Apology Acce............Wait, is this another unfunny joke you're trying to pull on us?

Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 03:03 PM
Apology Acce............Wait, is this another unfunny joke you're trying to pull on us?

No it wasn't, but if you want it to be it can.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 03:04 PM
No it wasn't, but if you want it to be it can.
NO. That's okay man.

Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 03:05 PM
Oh, alright...

Tizzalicious
08-21-2005, 03:15 PM
Nothing's funny to you huh? You don't like anything!!! :mad:

The results I got were pretty accurate by the way.

Oh I like a lot, but not things that just aren't funny.

RXP
08-21-2005, 03:24 PM
It wasn't funny but it made me smile. I think that's more to do with the fact I imagined an actual dog posting this thread and that made me smile. cuz u know awww doggies!

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 03:28 PM
It wasn't funny but it made me smile. I think that's more to do with the fact I imagined an actual dog posting this thread and that made me smile. cuz u know awww doggies!
Me too. Whenever he posts I think that.

JoY
08-21-2005, 03:33 PM
oh poor Jesus up in the sky. did he seriously DIE for this shit??!

& I thought *I* had a terrible sense of humour. *shakes head*

Sin Studly
08-21-2005, 03:47 PM
Whatever, I liked it.

JoY
08-21-2005, 04:17 PM
Whatever, I liked it.
hahaha, you remind of Joey (not bbs-Joey) in a certain Friends episode, where Rachel makes a Thanksgiving desert & totally fucks up.

Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 07:17 PM
Me too. Whenever he posts I think that.

Maybe I should get a new avatar...

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:36 PM
...........I hate you. In that "Cut off your head with a toothbrush" Kinda way.

Stop copying insults, for the love of christ! Damnit! You can't think of any, right?

bd007h
08-21-2005, 08:39 PM
five Fruits:

1. [Warning] Nimrod in Town
2. Ruroken
3. EROS
4. Ichoose90
5. Mogs12345

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:41 PM
five Fruits:

1. [Warning] Nimrod in Town
2. Ruroken
3. EROS
4. Ichoose90
5. Mogs12345

Dude, you really need to stop loving and protecting Pax. Seriously, it makes you look even more gay. Also, he doesn't 'defend' you. So stop, while you can, you worthless shit.

bd007h
08-21-2005, 08:42 PM
I'm not defending Pax here, I'm pointing out how much of a fucking douche bag you are, by myself.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 08:44 PM
Nimrod In Town']Dude, you really need to stop loving and protecting Pax. Seriously, it makes you look even more gay. Also, he doesn't 'defend' you. So stop, while you can, you worthless shit.
Your mom says that to you too much does'nt she? :rolleyes:

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:44 PM
I'm not defending Pax here, I'm pointing out how much of a fucking douche bag you are, by myself.

Since i insulted Pax you said that. Stop talking shit, and get on with your pointless life. Moron.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:45 PM
Your mom says that to you too much does'nt she? :rolleyes:

No, and where did you get that from? Huh? You can't think of your insults...So, where did you get that from, asshat.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 08:45 PM
Nimrod In Town']Since i insulted Pax you said that. Stop talking shit, and get on with your pointless life. Moron.
Go take a bath, You smell like Bullshit

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:46 PM
Go take a bath, You smell like Bullshit

Oh my god, man...That would be the stupidest insult i've heard. I could put it on my wuote of the day, something you copied from me, wimp.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 08:49 PM
Nimrod In Town']Oh my god, man...That would be the stupidest insult i've heard. I could put it on my wuote of the day, something you copied from me, wimp.
Odd, I can't Recall you EVER saying that. SINCE I MADE IT UP! :rolleyes:

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:51 PM
Odd, I can't Recall you EVER saying that. SINCE I MADE IT UP! :rolleyes:

Exactly. Your stupidity makes me laugh. Anyway, your wasting my time here. I better go before you make my brain melt.

Conspiracy of One
08-21-2005, 08:54 PM
Nimrod In Town']Exactly. Your stupidity makes me laugh. Anyway, your wasting my time here. I better go before you make my brain melt.
Please go.......and let the door hit you on the way out.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-21-2005, 08:54 PM
Please go.......and let the door hit you on the way out.

What a lame dumbfuck.

bd007h
08-21-2005, 08:57 PM
I saw the Five Fruits thread and it gave me an Idea, I didn't read any of the posts before I posted that. You were a waste of 3 minutes of your parents time. Go die.

sKratch
08-21-2005, 08:57 PM
Nimrod In Town']Stop copying insults, for the love of christ! Damnit! You can't think of any, right?
Says the guy who copy/pastes entire threads verbatum from other forums.

0r4ng3
08-21-2005, 09:41 PM
I saw the Five Fruits thread and it gave me an Idea, I didn't read any of the posts before I posted that. You were a waste of 3 minutes of your parents time. Go die.Hypocrite. Back to topic!

I thought it was funny, because it parodies those "real" personality tests. Extra points to whoever can guess which one I chose.

Drummerguy123
08-21-2005, 10:46 PM
Lemme guess, ORANGE! That's what I picked too.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-22-2005, 12:08 AM
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on
it.

They are:

a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange

Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!

Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN






































If you have chosen:


a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.

Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and fuck me in the ass.


...........?

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 03:21 AM
Yes, I would like to apologize for this thread. I even found it unfunny, I just wanted to see all of you're reactions.
No way, this thread rocks! Come on guys, can't you spare a little time of your highly valuable life to read 6 or 7 lines? :p