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Vera
08-22-2005, 07:34 AM
See poll.

And no, this does NOT belong to Other Bands.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 07:39 AM
I voted. I'd like to have sex with myself for free and be a Hansonfan.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 07:40 AM
I'd also like to state that the paying money is not an actual option. I'm not a prostitute. Even though the OKcupid favourite colour test said this: "A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink."

Vera
08-22-2005, 07:48 AM
I voted. I'd like to have sex with myself for free and be a Hansonfan.
Some people have it easy.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 07:51 AM
to get what I want most in the world, I'd pay AND become a hanson fan. would be worth it.

and no, Tizz, it's not you.
if you saw me for real you'd realize how that makes you lucky.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 07:53 AM
It's not me? I'm offended!

But well done, if you'd do both, voting the Hansonfan option is the way to go!

And Sanni, did you just call me easy for having sex with myself for free?

Sinister
08-22-2005, 07:56 AM
It's not me? I'm offended!

don't be offended. consider yourself lucky.

The_Hombre
08-22-2005, 07:58 AM
i'd get it for free (no, not sex with Tizz. doubt she'd want to anyway. We could cyber :rolleyes: ) and pretend to be a Hanson fan.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 07:59 AM
That counts as a Hansonfan vote, you'd still have to buy CDs and go to concerts. Hit the Hansonfan button please.

The_Hombre
08-22-2005, 08:03 AM
I voted Hanson but I would wear earmuffs at concerts and steal the CDs from the stores.

Trippy
08-22-2005, 08:16 AM
maybe if i was kindly asked i could consider having sex with her.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 08:43 AM
I'm already a Hanson fan. Does that mean I get to cut in line?

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 09:23 AM
I'm already a Hanson fan. Does that mean I get to cut in line?

No. I don't do male Hansonfans. First sex, then convert.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 09:26 AM
Oh, what I meant to say was "I've never heard of this band, Hanson. Are they any good?"

Sinister
08-22-2005, 09:29 AM
Oh, what I meant to say was "I've never heard of this band, Hanson. Are they any good?"

with an effort like that I think she ain't gonna be able to resist.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 09:32 AM
Effort is meaningless, women are all shallow sleazy bitches, and I'm good looking. That's all that matters.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 09:36 AM
Oh, what I meant to say was "I've never heard of this band, Hanson. Are they any good?"

Let's have sex.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 09:43 AM
I'd become fan of hanson of course. It's cheaper than the other option, SURELY.

0r4ng3
08-22-2005, 09:45 AM
I'd become fan of hanson of course. It's cheaper than the other option, SURELY.Good point. Can I change my vote? No? Dammit.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 09:57 AM
Good point. Can I change my vote? No? Dammit.

*points and laughs* :D

Vera
08-22-2005, 10:00 AM
You're all a bunch of sell-outs.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:00 AM
Tssk no, they just want me to like them :cool:

Vera
08-22-2005, 10:01 AM
I SO want to see certain people's answers.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:01 AM
I just want sex with certain people.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 10:02 AM
Yeah, the poll is like a choice between "buying" and "selling". You made an interesting poll, it's a nice metaphore. So you're right, looks like most of the people here are sell outs :D

Vera
08-22-2005, 10:02 AM
Tizz, you horny tart. I added you as a friend on OKcupid because you were the only one I could find.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:03 AM
Horny tart. I added you as a friend on OKcupid because you were the only one I could find.

Oooh, I'll go log in and look at our matches. Were we any good?

Vera
08-22-2005, 10:04 AM
Like 13%. Only because I'm such a bitch. And apparently a hopeless romantic, according to the OKCupid test. Friends we were 50%.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:06 AM
Naw, that's probably because you didn't answer a lot of questions yet. I didn't match well with anyone when they didn't do a lot of questions. Then as soon as they and I did more, I suddenly matched a lot more with most of them.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 10:13 AM
Let's have sex.

Only if you pay me ridiculous amounts of money for it.

Rag Doll
08-22-2005, 10:27 AM
I'm already a Hanson fan (though, I haven't heard much new stuff)...and me & Tizz are good matches on OkCupid.

so....secks with me? *pouts*

Izie
08-22-2005, 10:27 AM
Tizz, you horny tart. I added you as a friend on OKcupid because you were the only one I could find.

*runs off to find and add you*

Oh, and as far as the topic goes, I get to have buttsecks with Tizz either way, she said so yesterday (on OKCupid messaging, mind you, she totally wooed me!)

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:48 AM
The people who are getting the sex eitherway will vote the Hansonfan answer...right? Or else the sexdeal is off!

Izie
08-22-2005, 10:50 AM
Fiiiine, you Hanson whore.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 10:51 AM
In which case they're not getting sex either way?

Anya82
08-22-2005, 10:51 AM
i have no problem with becoming a Hanson fan :p

wheelchairman
08-22-2005, 10:51 AM
I'd never have sex with tizz, too small, too pink. It'd be like sleeping with cotton candy.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:52 AM
Fiiiine, you Hanson whore.

Hahaha <3

*has sex with you*

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:54 AM
I'd never have sex with tizz, too small, too pink. It'd be like sleeping with cotton candy.

Don't lie.

Cotton candy is nice. But sticky. Lolz. Sticky.

Anya: <3 good girl!

Justin: Naw, they'll vote. Trust me.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 10:54 AM
The people who are getting the sex eitherway will vote the Hansonfan answer...right? Or else the sexdeal is off!
I'm in. (fucking 10 characters shit)

ruroken
08-22-2005, 10:55 AM
This question sucks.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:55 AM
I'm in. (fucking 10 characters shit)

You weren't one of the people who'd get sex eitherway.

Now vote for Hanson.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 10:55 AM
Tizz, if you were smart you could pointed out that cotton candy is to be eaten, and secured yourself a lifetime supply of head without having to give any favours back.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-22-2005, 10:56 AM
It does suck. But still, i voted for being a Hanson Fan.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 10:56 AM
Tizz, if you were smart you could pointed out that cotton candy is to be eaten, and secured yourself a lifetime supply of head without having to give any favours back.

I should have done that. But you were kind enough to do that for me. So thank you <3

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 10:57 AM
You weren't one of the people who'd get sex eitherway.

Now vote for Hanson.
I've already did... a long time ago! I'm a sell-out.

ruroken
08-22-2005, 10:57 AM
Nimrod In Town']It does suck. But still, i voted for being a Hanson Fan.
I'm not gonna vote. It's not worth paying for, and it's DEFINITELY not worth having to like a shitty band.

Izie
08-22-2005, 10:58 AM
Hahaha <3

*has sex with you*

HA, I win! I'm the only one who actually got the Tizz-sex... so far :p

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 10:58 AM
This question sucks.
No, it's a nice metaphore, which establishes the difference between the buying-type or the sellout-type of personality.

ruroken
08-22-2005, 10:59 AM
No, it's a nice metaphore, which establishes the difference between the buying-type or the sellout-type of personality.
What if I don't want either?

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:03 AM
HA, I win! I'm the only one who actually got the Tizz-sex... so far :p

I totally would have done Sanni, but she didn't want to convert to Hansonfandom.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:03 AM
No, it's a nice metaphore, which establishes the difference between the buying-type or the sellout-type of personality.

It's no a metaphore. It's about wanted to be a Hansonfan or not. Hansonfans are not sellouts. Tsssk.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 11:05 AM
What if I don't want either?
What if you don't want what? :confused:

Anyway, no one is forcing you to do anything, you have freedom of voting/not voting :)

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:05 AM
I'm not gonna vote. It's not worth paying for, and it's DEFINITELY not worth having to like a shitty band.

She said "eg. sex with Tizz". It doesn't HAVE to be sex with me.

Although that definitely is worth having to a like a shitty band. (There's no shitty band in this poll though.)

Izie
08-22-2005, 11:06 AM
I totally would have done Sanni, but she didn't want to convert to Hansonfandom.

Her loss :p

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:07 AM
Her loss :p

Yes! Because I'm not accepting the money!

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 11:08 AM
It's no a metaphore. It's about wanted to be a Hansonfan or not. Hansonfans are not sellouts. Tsssk.
Huh... yeah, hansonfans aren't sellouts, but the fans who become their fans to get something in return ARE :rolleyes:

ruroken
08-22-2005, 11:09 AM
Hanson sucks. Really, REALLY sucks. My head would explode if I were to listent to them for even 30 minutes. No one's worth fucking for that.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 11:09 AM
Hanson sucks. Really, REALLY sucks. My head would explode if I were to listent to them for even 30 minutes. No one's worth fucking for that.
Hummmm obviously you never tried something like that before.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:09 AM
Hanson sucks. Really, REALLY sucks. My head would explode if I were to listent to them for even 30 minutes. No one's worth fucking for that.

Oh, stop talking bullshit. You probably only know one song.

Brines
08-22-2005, 11:11 AM
I'd do anything.

ruroken
08-22-2005, 11:12 AM
.........still........

Vera
08-22-2005, 11:13 AM
I'd never have sex with tizz, too small, too pink. It'd be like sleeping with cotton candy.
You'd fuck that girl from Hanson, though, wouldn't you?

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:14 AM
You'd fuck that girl from Hanson, though, wouldn't you?

Who wouldn't?

Vera
08-22-2005, 11:16 AM
Most people who recognize he's unfortunately not female.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 11:18 AM
There's a song about that, I forgot which band it was by though. It's SO funny.

"I threw out all my recors and I'm no longer a fan, cause I found out Taylor Hanson was a man"

something like that. I love it.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 11:21 AM
You'd fuck that girl from Hanson, though, wouldn't you?
Which one of the three?

JoY
08-22-2005, 12:05 PM
I'd win her over with my charms, of course! *mumbles*&becomeaHansonfan*mumbles*

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 12:09 PM
Before, I'd have done almost anything to get into Tizz's pants. Yes, she's that frickin' gorgeous. Then I found out that she wanted me just as bad, so I tried to be casual, and play it cool, and be smooooooth and stuff.

Then she touched my shoulder and I got all nervous and had to go clean up and stuff.

True story.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 12:12 PM
Before, I'd have done almost anything to get into Tizz's pants. Yes, she's that frickin' gorgeous. Then I found out that she wanted me just as bad, so I tried to be casual, and play it cool, and be smooooooth and stuff.

Then she touched my shoulder and I got all nervous and had to go clean up and stuff.

True story.

Hansonfan it is then?

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 12:12 PM
Hansonfan, personal slave, either one.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 12:14 PM
Both sounds perfect ;)

Sixpence.
08-22-2005, 12:40 PM
Tizz, you'd get money. At least you could then buy as much Hanson merchandise as you want.

Izie
08-22-2005, 12:40 PM
Before, I'd have done almost anything to get into Tizz's pants. Yes, she's that frickin' gorgeous. Then I found out that she wanted me just as bad, so I tried to be casual, and play it cool, and be smooooooth and stuff.

Then she touched my shoulder and I got all nervous and had to go clean up and stuff.

True story.

I <3 you for stories like these *giggles*

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 12:43 PM
Both sounds perfect ;)

Sweet! *starts shining your boots*


I <3 you for stories like these *giggles*

Well, I <3 you because you're so profoundly AWESOME!

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 12:47 PM
Tizz, you'd get money. At least you could then buy as much Hanson merchandise as you want.

I don't need Hanson merchandise...I have too much :( I used to buy every version of every CD//single I could get my hands (damn, I typed "hanson" instead of "hands" twice, and I just did it again) on when I was younger). But concert tickets will do. And flights to concerts in other countries too. Hmm nice.

Sixpence.
08-22-2005, 12:49 PM
I don't need Hanson merchandise...I have too much :( I used to buy every version of every CD//single I could get my hands (damn, I typed "hanson" instead of "hands" twice, and I just did it again) on when I was younger). But concert tickets will do. And flights to concerts in other countries too. Hmm nice.

And you could invite the whole band to a wonderful dinner!

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 12:50 PM
Sweet! *starts shining your boots*


Hahahahaha. I read boobs. I was going all: Yay! Shiney boobz!

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 12:51 PM
omghzzz! if u let me shyne yor boobies i wil be vry happy i lyke boobs!!!

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 12:51 PM
And you could invite the whole band to a wonderful dinner!

Now that sounds nice.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 12:53 PM
omghzzz! if u let me shyne yor boobies i wil be vry happy i lyke boobs!!!

proves you're normal *lol*

Sixpence.
08-22-2005, 12:54 PM
Now that sounds nice.

I can already imagine you and the band being tipsy and singing *hmm bob ................*

wheelchairman
08-22-2005, 03:01 PM
What I want to know, is what the secret motivation to make this topic was. This has been bugging me for a while.

Tizzalicious
08-22-2005, 03:04 PM
I'm sorry Sanni.

[15:08:36] sanni.: ...........i'm listening to hanson.
[15:09:20] Tizzalicious: *shocked*
[15:09:24] Tizzalicious: which song?
[15:09:28] Tizzalicious: and do you like it?
[15:09:41] Tizzalicious: it's because you wanna do isaac isn't it?
[15:09:49] sanni.: penny&me
[15:09:59] sanni.: because an lj friend is ALWAYS going on about it
[15:10:05] Tizzalicious: haha
[15:10:05] sanni.: she's a hanson fan (australian)
[15:10:17] sanni.: so i was like "fine, let's see what this is about"
[15:10:35] sanni.: it's like a song i could totally sing in the car.
if i could drive and stuff.
[15:10:45] Tizzalicious: haha, it's a good car song
[15:11:04] Tizzalicious: you should try lost without each other
[15:11:23] Tizzalicious: http://st.hanson.net/lost/
[15:11:25] Tizzalicious: there =D
[15:11:36] Tizzalicious: its all catchy and stuff
[15:13:51] sanni.: ......don't suck me into your sickening hanson
cult.
[15:13:55] sanni.: ;p
[15:13:57] Tizzalicious: haha
[15:14:19] Tizzalicious: Im not trying to brainwash you
[15:14:23] Tizzalicious: honestly ;)
[15:17:27] sanni.: i know your wicked ways
[15:17:37] sanni.: no wonder hanson fanclub has fifteen million
members
[15:18:11] Tizzalicious: hahaha
[15:18:21] Tizzalicious: oh yes, we convert people :P
[15:18:26] Tizzalicious: we are Ivil like that
[15:18:54] Tizzalicious: seriously though
[15:19:02] Tizzalicious: there are posts in the Hanson community
saying:
[15:19:06] Tizzalicious: I converted my friend!
[15:19:07] Tizzalicious: hahaha
[15:19:09] Tizzalicious: so cool
[15:19:40] Tizzalicious: I wanna convert someone too
[15:19:46] Tizzalicious: be a hansonfan for me?
[15:20:09] Tizzalicious: I'll have sex with you
[15:27:10] sanni.: please, i'm not that desperate.
[15:27:21] sanni.: love for hanson-loving. i'd rather pay you or
something.

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 03:04 PM
Word up, Per. And why aren't there any "Who wants to fuck JohnnyNemesis" threads?!

HeadAroundU
08-22-2005, 06:46 PM
If you wanna Tizz you have to dye your hair pink or red!

I have my pubic/subaxillary hair dyed pink :D

Conspiracy of One
08-22-2005, 06:49 PM
If you wanna Tizz you have to dye your hair pink or red!

I have my pubic/subaxillary hair dyed pink :D
Shut up, Mutant-Face

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-22-2005, 06:57 PM
If you wanna Tizz you have to dye your hair pink or red!

I have my pubic/subaxillary hair dyed pink :D
My god ...

Vera
08-23-2005, 12:39 AM
I am officially grossed out and it's not even 10am. Ugh.

Tizzalicious
08-23-2005, 01:42 AM
If you wanna Tizz you have to dye your hair pink or red!

I have my pubic/subaxillary hair dyed pink :D


Err. No.

And this was truely disgusting.

RXP
08-23-2005, 02:16 AM
I'd have sex with Hanson.

Tizzalicious
08-23-2005, 02:17 AM
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy didn't we think of that option?

(That's still a Hansonvote by the way?)

Tizzalicious
08-23-2005, 02:18 AM
Oh, and I'd have sex wth them too.

RXP
08-23-2005, 02:19 AM
The reason that optoin isn't up there is cause Vera's a homophobic bitch :-(

Vera
08-24-2005, 09:21 AM
I'd have sex with Hanson.
Liar. .........

Idiot
08-24-2005, 09:23 AM
Get it free and become a Hansen fan.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 12:30 PM
I reported HeadaroundU for his digusting pornographic post.

Offspring-Fanatic
08-24-2005, 12:32 PM
thats was also an example, not the main question oh well i dont want to get into this post

Tizzalicious
08-26-2005, 02:49 PM
Ooooh, all the people I could convert...

Vera
08-28-2005, 02:33 PM
God, this board is full of sell-outs.

Tizzalicious
08-28-2005, 02:34 PM
Or closet Hansonfans!

wheelchairman
08-28-2005, 02:40 PM
Apparently Hanson has been making music for like 11 years now. And back in 1994 they used to wear lipstick!

Vera
08-28-2005, 02:43 PM
You wish, fangirl. ;p

(That to Tizz's post.)

Tizzalicious
08-28-2005, 03:02 PM
Pfff...you are a closet Hansonfan too!

And Per, shut up please. You only know that because you were browsing Hansonsites.

wheelchairman
08-28-2005, 03:04 PM
Only because you needed my help.
http://www.hitzdiary.com/gallery/prefamephotos/misc/images/HollandHall.jpg
Holy crap!

Tizzalicious
08-28-2005, 03:07 PM
Hahaahahahaha.

That pictuere is so cute though <3

Note to everyone who is gonna laugh: This is when they were very very young.

Vera
08-28-2005, 03:08 PM
That picture kills any potential of anyone EVER being a Hanson fan.

Thank you so much for posting. Du aer Guds gave. ;D

Tizzalicious
08-28-2005, 03:09 PM
Hahaha, yes, I saw that AFTER I became a fan, so for me it was just: awwww, adooooorable!! But I can see why it'd put people off them yeah.

wheelchairman
08-28-2005, 03:10 PM
Mange tak. Jag šlskar denne billed.

I crack up everytime I see it. Tizz, there is no excuse, quit trying to defend them!

Tizzalicious
08-28-2005, 03:12 PM
Hey...stop speaking languages Tizz doesn't understand!

And I just thought you said you cracked up everytime you saw Tizz. I was gonna say: Heeeeey...that's not very nice.

I have to defend them. It's my job as a fangirl. I get to make fun of them, but I have to defend them when other people do.

Vera
08-29-2005, 02:20 AM
The mocking part is much more fun without the defending part. Trust me.

Tizzalicious
08-29-2005, 02:22 AM
It's not about the fun! I have to be a good fangirl...Or maybe I'll just do the being a good fangirl on Hanson.net...