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Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 08:23 AM
In prison cell I sadly sit,
A crest-fallen chappie,
And own to you I feel a bit,
A little bit unhappy,

It really ain't the place nor time,
To reel off rhyming diction,
But yet we'll write a final rhyme,
Whilst awaiting crucifixion,

No matter what "end" they decide,
Quick-lime or biling ile, sir?
We'll do our best when crucified,
To finish off in style, sir,

But we bequeath a parting tip,
For sound advice of such men,
Who come across in transport ship,
To polish off the Dutchmen,

If you encounter any Boers,
You really must not loot them,
And if you wish to leave these shores,
For pity's sake, don't shoot them,

And if you'd earn a D.S.O.,
Why every British sinner,
Should know the proper way to go,
Is: "Ask the Boer to dinner,"

Let's toss a bumper down our throat,
Before we pass to Heaven,
And toast: "The trim-set petticoat
We leave behind in Devon."

- Harry "The Breaker" Morant ; "Butchered for a Dutchmans Holiday"
Lieutenant, Bushveldt Carbineers
Executed 1902 for war crimes, eight counts of murder

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/lt-horse-pics/breaker-morant-grave.jpg

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 08:57 AM
... and I thought you were the author... I'm disappointed.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 09:00 AM
... and I thought you were the author... I'm disappointed.

same for me.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 09:08 AM
You thought perhaps I came from Devon and fought in the Second Boer War? And platinumpt, was there any reason to quote that? You were the first replier, for fucks sake.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 09:12 AM
You thought perhaps I came from Devon and fought in the Second Boer War? And platinumpt, was there any reason to quote that? You were the first replier, for fucks sake.
Yeah, but I took an awfully long time to write a reply (I went to eat something), I thought somebody else had replyied it in the meantime! But yeah, that was stupid, such a waste of space... TWICE. :p

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 09:14 AM
The edit button is just one click away from the quote button.

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 09:18 AM
... but then your post wouldn't make any sense, if I edited mine :confused:

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 09:21 AM
You seriously don't think people would be smart enough to piece it together?

platinumpt
08-22-2005, 09:24 AM
Who knows... but I'll edit it.

EDIT: Done. The thread is lighter now, definitely. :cool:

the_GoDdEsS
08-22-2005, 10:36 AM
what an idiot. Sin studly isn't smart enough to come up with his own stuff.

You clearly don't know this BBS well enough since all you ever posted at that time were variations of "I have a boner.", replying to your own pitiful threads.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 10:41 AM
Gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
A tale of unrequited love,
Through forums and e-mail.
A tale of human weakness,
Loneliness and fragility,
A tale of idle boredom,
And unmotivated cruelty.

There was a crone named Linda,
She was miserable and alone,
She wanted nothing in the world,
But a man she could call her own.
She was elderly and divorced,
So unhappy with her life,
She just wanted to remember,
What it 'twas like to be a wife.

And there was a lad named Sick Boy,
Young enough to be her grandson,
He wanted to be a dashing young pimp,
Just like Simon David Williamson.
Although his motives were unclear,
His actions reprehensible,
Linda would never have fallen for him,
If she was halfway sensible.

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

So Linda woo'd her Sick Boy,
And their courtship did begin,
They'd meet at a prearranged time,
For talk of love and fleshy sin.
But Linda she was insecure,
And Sick Boy was often late,
And it fell to us to console her,
To sooth her anguish and self-hate.

"My boyfriend loves me no longer",
She'd cry from the depths of agony,
"We were supposed to meet at three O' clock,
But now it's half past three!
He must have found somebody else,
He thinks I'm not enough for him,
My entire life is over now,
He's found someone young and slim!"

Sick Boy must have found it quite a lark,
In his black heart so cruel and rotting,
For his idol was the ruthless pimp,
From Irvine Welsh's "Trainspotting".
For evr'y day this would go on,
Her heart rubbed bloody and raw,
Bitter and lashing out at her friends,
Till we couldn't take it any more.

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

And so she turned her bitterness,
Full bore against her friends,
Those of us who tried to help,
Twas there that our friendship ends.
Paranoid she hissed and ranted,
turn'd her fury into bitter hate,
Against all who tried to sooth her,
She'd rave and insult and berate,

She'd take what we confided,
And she'd weild it like a knife,
She'd try her best to cut us deep,
And justify her decrepit life.
Angry and aching bad inside,
She seethed and spat a curse,
She begged to every demon,
That our lives would all get worse.

Linda she knew all to well,
That time keeps marching on,
The coldest hour is the one,
Comes just before the dawn.
She's not getting any younger,
And she got played for a fool,
So let this be a lesson to you all,
To avoid the heartless and cruel.

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
My tale it's now winding up,
The end of it is near.
The moral is still that Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

- Sin Studly (aka Sick Boy)

the_GoDdEsS
08-22-2005, 10:47 AM
*grins*

Ziggy is God.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:29 AM
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

- Wilfred Owen; killed in action 1918.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:30 AM
War criminals > war heroes.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-22-2005, 11:33 AM
This thread made me laugh...I don't know why.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:33 AM
Morant and Handcock were actually Australians. And Hitler was a war hero.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:38 AM
Ah, now it makes sense.

I meant German WW2 criminals and English WW1 heroes.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 11:39 AM
Hitler was a war hero.

fucking nazi. die. now.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:39 AM
fucking nazi. die. now.

...are you retarded or something?

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:39 AM
This was the second Boer War, all the heroes were on the Dutch side :(

Sinister
08-22-2005, 11:41 AM
...are you retarded or something?
the motherfucker said hitler was a war hero, which means to me that both are absolutely worthless.

oh, and by the way : die a painful death very soon.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:42 AM
fucking nazi. die. now.

"Hitler saw active service in France and Belgium as a messenger for the 16th Bavarian reserve infantry regiment, which exposed him to enemy fire. He also drew some cartoons and instructional drawings for the army newspaper. He was twice cited for bravery in action, receiving the Iron Cross, Second Class, in December 1915 and the Iron Cross, First Class in August 1918, an honour rarely given to a lance corporal (he was not a German citizen at the time and so could not be promoted beyond corporal). During October 1916 in northern France Hitler was wounded in the leg, returning to the front in March 1917."

You're a fucking idiot.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:43 AM
^ heh.


This was the second Boer War, all the heroes were on the Dutch side :(

I didn't know the Australians helped out in that - hence confusion. :rolleyes:

Harry26
08-22-2005, 11:43 AM
You americans are the dumb ones, your president didnt even know where Wales was on the map, and instead of britain you always say 'England'
It pisses me off

Sinister
08-22-2005, 11:44 AM
You're a fucking idiot.

and you are, too.

(end of argument, shut the fuck up about it, no one cares anyway.)

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:44 AM
You americans are the dumb ones, your president didnt even know where Wales was on the map, and instead of britain you always say 'England'
It pisses me off

I always say England. :p Unless I'm actually talking about Britain, in which case 'Britain' usually suffices.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:44 AM
I didn't know the Australians helped out in that - hence confusion. :rolleyes:

12,000 men, all volunteers. We were stupid enough to love the Mother Country back then.

HornyPope
08-22-2005, 11:45 AM
Justin's been reading a bit lately?

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:46 AM
(end of argument, shut the fuck up about it, no one cares anyway.)

Because Hitler was a war hero, and you can't deny that. Whatever he did after the war has absolutely no bearing on his status during the war, and you're an idiot for acting like a kneejerk reactionary about it.

Like, omg, u can't say anything good about Hitler or u must be a Nazi!

I suppose you think Mother Teresa was a decent human being, too?

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:47 AM
12,000 men, all volunteers. We were stupid enough to love the Mother Country back then.

And rightly so! Back in the glory days of British Imperialism when we were the most powerful country in the world. Now look at you - it's a disgrace.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:47 AM
Justin's been reading a bit lately?

I just learned how, it's novel.

Harry26
08-22-2005, 11:48 AM
I always say England. :p Unless I'm actually talking about Britain, in which case 'Britain' usually suffices.

Yeh, but its like you forget about Wales, Scotland and (Northen) Ireland

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:48 AM
your president didnt even know where Wales was on the map,

Oh, and nobody knows where Wales is on the map. Nobody cares where Wales is on the map. If Wales disappeared overnight, nobody would notice. Your country is worthless in every way possible.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 11:49 AM
I suppose you think Mother Teresa was a decent human being, too?

there's no such thing as a "decent human being".
humanity should cease being.

Harry26
08-22-2005, 11:49 AM
Oh, and nobody knows where Wales is on the map. Nobody cares where Wales is on the map. If Wales disappeared overnight, nobody would notice. Your country is worthless in every way possible.

You fucktard I hope you get stabbed and die, america S.U.C.K.S

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:50 AM
Yeh, but its like you forget about Wales, Scotland and (Northen) Ireland

I fail to see the problem with that.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:51 AM
there's no such thing as a "decent human being".
humanity should cease being.

Why don't you set a good example for the rest to follow?
http://www.weberspump.com/acatalog/h5redrubberhose.jpghttp://www.baz.com/wendy/personal/PICS/garage.jpg

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:52 AM
And rightly so! Back in the glory days of British Imperialism when we were the most powerful country in the world. Now look at you - it's a disgrace.

Actually, I'd say we've swapped roles. Australia used to be the place the British exported their trash to, now we send you Neighbours, Home and Away, Fosters Lager and Kylie Minogue.

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 11:52 AM
You fucktard I hope you get stabbed and die, america S.U.C.K.S

He's not an American, 'tard.

Harry26
08-22-2005, 11:53 AM
Actually, I'd say we've swapped roles. Australia used to be the place the British exported their trash to, now we send you Neighbours, Home and Away, Fosters Lager and Kylie Minogue.

Which all suck, what is kylie minouge now, 100?

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:53 AM
Neither are you, Johnny. America is for Whitey only.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 11:54 AM
Which all suck, what is kylie minouge now, 100?

That's my point, tard. We don't want them, but you stupid Brits lap them up like buttermilk.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 11:55 AM
Why don't you set a good example for the rest to follow?


cause I wanna make sure all assholes like you die. and I'll kill you if I ever have a chance.

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 11:56 AM
Neither are you, Johnny. America is for Whitey only.


Bah, fuck 'em! I cut white kids up all day everyday. Let 'em own the country, I own their women.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 11:56 AM
That's my point, tard. We don't want them, but you stupid Brits lap them up like buttermilk.

yes, I wish we could just line up the ones who actually do like such things and then shoot them. It would solve many problems.

Harry26
08-22-2005, 11:58 AM
Racist fuckers

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 12:03 PM
cause I wanna make sure all assholes like you die. and I'll kill you if I ever have a chance.

You couldn't have the fluff knocked off a cuppacino, you pathetic wimp.

Weirddimensions
08-22-2005, 12:05 PM
Bah, fuck 'em! I cut white kids up all day everyday. Let 'em own the country, I own their women.

Nice. (as long as you don't actually want to stab anyone)

Linda
08-22-2005, 12:06 PM
- Sin Studly (aka Sick Boy)


Sorry, hun, not that I care or anything, but we both
know that's not true. Try harder Sweetcheeks. ;)

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 12:14 PM
Nice. (as long as you don't actually want to stab anyone)

Of course he stabs people, he's a spic. That's all they do (when they're not eating tacos and watching prostitutes fuck donkeys).

HornyPope
08-22-2005, 12:19 PM
Recievign the Iron Cross doesn't make one a hero btw. That's an overstretch. Over 5 million Iron crosses (second class) were awarded in WW1 and over 200 000 of the first class. Not particulary impressing.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 12:21 PM
Mostly to Germans, yes?

Preocupado
08-22-2005, 12:22 PM
I want to learn more about the effects of this international pop garbage selling. (making a connection between the culture sold within pop icons and the choice of wich country to escape to for a better living)

Americans already suck brazilian's money throught that manufactured icons, but they have such a huge pop market that they can't even select what they sell anymore. So what they get in exchange is a flood of immigrant scum trying to enter theyr countries. The most part of it are poor people.

Australia, for example, doesn't have many strong pop blood suckers here in brazil, except for the ones related to the surf culture. But, they only have these few selected icons being sold, so most of the people who are trying to go to australia now are middle class boys who want to be like Andy Irons (i.e.) and live in a wooden hut with a full view of the shore. Those definetly lower a level in theyr own aquisitive power, but they're still not as stupid as the ones who flood the US, who end up mugging in the streets, deported, etc.

In that matter, Hawaii is already fucked over and raped. Even the brazilian are already there with surfer gangs beating the fuck out of Da-Hui's thugs with Jiu-Jitsu and starting surf shop business, shaping boards, dealing drugs and, of course, giving Jiu-Jitsu lessons.

Let's see what happens...

Preocupado
08-22-2005, 12:23 PM
Well, look at that. The subject changed.

HornyPope
08-22-2005, 12:23 PM
I wouldn't know how the numbers compare to Austrians, but if a man served in a GERMAN (Bavarian) devision for the lenght of the war, I don't think it was such a stretch to recieve one.

Sinister
08-22-2005, 12:25 PM
You couldn't have the fluff knocked off a cuppacino, you pathetic wimp.

*laughing my ass off*

go and fuck a goat you assface.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 12:26 PM
Hrm, considering how disliked Hitler was by his comrades, I'd think the odds are more likely than not that he deserved what he got.

Preocupado
08-22-2005, 12:29 PM
[ignored]
message to long, you should get a life...

I once had a conversation with a calfskin about the magic mushrooms growing in his shit and he was far more interesting than you.

HornyPope
08-22-2005, 12:35 PM
I think a "hero" is a big over-stretch. If you want a better example, look no further than the recently-deceased corporal Smokey Smithy. I just happen to have read his story not long ago, and so I share:


Smith and one comrade, Jimmy Tennant, moved in the path of a German MkV Panther tank and jumped into a ditch alongside the road. Tennant was hit by grenade shrapnel, so it was Smokey against the Panther. At a range of 10 yards, Smith fired a PIAT round, disabling the tank and killing or wounding the entire crew.

Ten German infantry dismounted the tank and chased after Private Smith. Smith had the advantage, however. The fire from the tank blast lit up the German infantrymen's' positions and blocked view of Smith, but Smith could see the Germans, and he had a Tommy gun. He opened fire, killed four, and watched the other six retreat, no doubt because they could not see from where the Tommy gun fire was coming. Smith has described it this way:

"They charged toward me, I killed four of them. I aimed for the middle body, where it hurts. The others turned around and fled, thank Christ. All the others knew was the tank was hit and then there's a big burst of fire and four guys drop. They weren't going to keep charging ... The four soldiers were badly hit, so they just died. I'm not sure about the guys inside the tank, but when a shell hits a tank in the side it makes a hole and the explosive goes inside and usually kills everyone inside or they'd be badly wounded and they'd burn. Sometimes, you'd hear yelling and hollering but you weren't going to open the door. I didn't wound many people; if I shot someone they were going to be dead. It didn't bother me. When I got back, I had people saying, Christ he's a cruel bastard. I'd say, 'Oh well-I was there and you weren't.' I didn't worry about it."

Within a very short time, more German troops attacked, supported by a second Panther tank. Private Smith jumped into a ditch, gathered together several abandoned magazines of .45 ammunition, and engaged the attacking infantry from the middle of the road. He halted the attack and those alive retreated. Other Seaforth PIAT teams silenced the self-propelled guns in the area. The Panther, however, was still firing directly at Smith's position. Nonetheless, he ran over to his wounded sidekick, Jimmy Tennant, and helped him to an aid station. Smith then returned to the battle scene but the Germans had left.

HornyPope
08-22-2005, 12:37 PM
And the sonnavabitch knew how to live life, too.

Within a few weeks, he was summoned to his battalion headquarters where he was essentially arrested, taken to Naples, and thrown in the slammer. He was to receive the Victoria Cross from King George and his officers, aware of Smokey's reputation, felt it best for him to be held in jail until they could fly him to London. [other article mentioned when if let loose, he's just get plastered in some bar and won't be found until he had run out of his dough] And, by the way, when he arrived in London he was thrown into the slammer again until he could be taken to the palace to receive his award.

Legend has it Smokey commented on the ordeal this way:

“There's a town full of women out there and here I am in jail. It's only because I was good looking.”

No worry, though. Smokey went to a pub after the ceremonies and had a few pints. No one was counting.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 12:44 PM
He's no hero, he fought the good guys.

HornyPope
08-22-2005, 01:00 PM
The good guys were Soviets.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 04:33 PM
Anyways, while I'll admit that dude is far more kickass, I consider anyone who goes to war and takes that shit with a stiff upper lip a war hero, medals or no medals. That includes Hitler, Smith, and millions of unknown soliders. I know I couldn't do that shit, I'd be the commander-fragging propellant-eating shooting-myself-in-the-leg come-home-and-shoot-up-a-whorehouse type, and you probably would be too.

Sin Studly
08-22-2005, 04:42 PM
I would've assumed you considered the Turks the good guys. After all those nights of sweaty breathless pleasure they don't even get a mention?

WebDudette
08-22-2005, 06:11 PM
You americans are the dumb ones, your president didnt even know where Wales was on the map, and instead of britain you always say 'England'
It pisses me off

You realize when you said this all but one person who posted in this thread were not from America and I'am sure my president being stupid means that every citizen in the country is equally as moronic. Just that assumption makes you sound stupid.

Thucydides
08-22-2005, 06:24 PM
I'am sure my president being stupid means that every citizen in the country is equally as moronic.

Well you guys did vote for him.

WebDudette
08-22-2005, 06:26 PM
Well you guys did vote for him.


Ok ok, so the majority of are country are complete morons but he assumed that the entire country is as stupid as the president witch is stupid beyond all reason.

P.S. I can't vote.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-22-2005, 06:28 PM
Ok ok, so the majority of are country are complete morons but he assumed that the entire country is as stupid as the president witch is stupid beyond all reason.

P.S. I can't vote.

Exactly my point.

JohnnyNemesis
08-22-2005, 06:29 PM
Well you guys did vote for him.

It was an extremely close vote. Also, not everyone who voted for him is happy with the job he's done since being elected/re-elected.

Weirddimensions
08-22-2005, 07:57 PM
It was an extremely close vote. Also, not everyone who voted for him is happy with the job he's done since being elected/re-elected.

I think we deserved the benefit of the doubt for electing him the first time but you just said it, he got re -elected. It doesn't matter how much he fucks up, all he has to do is walk up to the podium and say "I cried on 9/11 and I really, really believe in God," and everyone in the Southern states will still cry out his name while in bed. This country is stupid.

Sin Studly
08-23-2005, 03:10 AM
I figured that you probably couldn't vote - I meant plural of 'you' (we should have a different word for that...)

"Youse".

"Hey youse guys!"

"Oh yeah? Well fuck youse!"

*_LoSeR_*
08-23-2005, 05:29 AM
Oh Sin, you are so pathetic I actually feel sorry for you. You obviously have no life, judging from how often you post on here! You are a fucking moron and need to get a life, I bet your still a virgin hahahahaha! You have no social skills, you can clearly not have a 'normal' or polite conversation with anyone, and your life obviously revolves around your computer. You dont even make me feel sick, people like you usually do, I just pity you. And you know what? There is nothing worse than having someone pity you. That is poor.

Also don't bother correcting my grammar, or talking back shit because it wont work. I honestly do not care what you have to say, but you should listen to me because im right, and from your earlier post where you were slagging off my friends poetry IM the perfect one! Eat shit motherfucker, love you baby!

Sin Studly
08-23-2005, 07:24 AM
I'm not the loser who joined the forum just to insult somebody because my crybaby friend can't accept that she writes shitty poetry. And I have "normal" and polite conversation with people who aren't complete retards. That's your problem, see? You ignore the fact that I'm sociable and polite to those who deserve it, and convince yourselves that if I make fun of you and your retard friends for being pathetic losers I must be incapable of being nice, with no social skills.

Hit_That, stop bringing your retard friends onto the site.

GuitAriSt 433
08-23-2005, 07:28 AM
hitler was NOT and i say NOT a war hero, he was a murderer who killed millions of people. why? ill tell u why, because he didnt like religion, he didnt like their color. Honestly, he should have died in a much more painful way that asshole.

Sin Studly
08-23-2005, 07:33 AM
he was a murderer who killed millions of people. why? ill tell u why, because he didnt like religion, he didnt like their color

How does that have any bearing on whether or not he was a war hero in WW1?

GuitAriSt 433
08-23-2005, 07:45 AM
im talking of ww2

Thucydides
08-23-2005, 08:45 AM
hitler ... was a murderer who killed millions of people.

No, he didn't exactly kill but had them killed - there's a difference.

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 08:48 AM
im talking of ww2
Then atleast have some knowledge on the subject before opening that hole on your face called a 'mouth'.

Weirddimensions
08-23-2005, 09:24 AM
No, he didn't exactly kill but had them killed - there's a difference.

That is just as bad you know.

Thucydides
08-23-2005, 09:32 AM
No, I don't think it is actually.

Weirddimensions
08-23-2005, 10:52 AM
Um, why's that? He isn't any less responisble for those deaths just because he didn't pull the trigger. all he had to do was say "there will be no genocide" , and 10 million+ people don't die. But instead he had a policy that was the exact opposite of that, while under no pressure to adopt that kind of a policy.

HornyPope
08-23-2005, 11:01 AM
Anyways, while I'll admit that dude is far more kickass, I consider anyone who goes to war and takes that shit with a stiff upper lip a war hero, medals or no medals. That includes Hitler, Smith, and millions of unknown soliders. I know I couldn't do that shit, I'd be the commander-fragging propellant-eating shooting-myself-in-the-leg come-home-and-shoot-up-a-whorehouse type, and you probably would be too.

You kidding me? I'd love to be part of this war. I'd shit my pants at the first engagement on the front, granted, but beyond that it's a thrilling experience i'd love to hate. And i'll make the most of it.

HornyPope
08-23-2005, 11:03 AM
Givin orders is even worse than executing them, particulary in a military sctucture. With this said, the best chief commander of forces was Stalin. He dodged all blame by issuing orders through his direct subordinates.

Sin Studly
08-23-2005, 11:11 AM
That's pretty much how The Breaker became a folk hero and icon for anti-English sentiment in Australia. He was given verbal orders from Lord Kitchener to take no prisoners, then when the English wanted to discuss peace terms he was tried for murdering Boers under a white flag. All of the defence's witness were shipped off to India, and the court-marshal was packed with judges in Kitcheners pocket, and despite all this he was still aquitted due to overwhelming evidence he was acting under orders. So they just overturned the aquittal and had him shot anyway.

The English are all evil and stupid and should die.

princess
08-23-2005, 11:13 AM
but think how bored you'd all be, there'd be no one here for you to mock except newbies and americans :p

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:13 AM
but think how bored you'd all be, there'd be no one here for you to mock except newbies and americans :p
Shut up you Brit Bastard.

Sin Studly
08-23-2005, 11:14 AM
but think how bored you'd all be, there'd be no one here for you to mock except newbies and americans :p

I'd be more than happy in a world with nobody to mock, it would mean everybody I slightly disliked would be under lime.

defy me
08-23-2005, 11:17 AM
Do you hate people who are half English or just full English?

princess
08-23-2005, 11:18 AM
Shut up you Brit Bastard.

nope......

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:19 AM
nope......
Nope? nope?! You couldn't atleast think of some witty insult to throw back my way? I pity you.

princess
08-23-2005, 11:22 AM
Nope? nope?! You couldn't atleast think of some witty insult to throw back my way? I pity you.

no need for pity. i just don't see the point in coming up with something witty in response to something liike 'shut up' plus it tends to annoy people more than something meant to be insulting. dont wanna insult ya, just respond.

defy me
08-23-2005, 11:23 AM
but think how bored you'd all be, there'd be no one here for you to mock except newbies and americans :p


i dont think many people mock Americans

princess
08-23-2005, 11:30 AM
maybe mock's the wrong word... frowned upon perhaps? :p it seems nobody's safe on the bbs
*hides*

Sin Studly
08-23-2005, 11:33 AM
CO1, princess is superior to you, and she's British. You suck.

defy me
08-23-2005, 11:35 AM
maybe mock's the wrong word... frowned upon perhaps? :p it seems nobody's safe on the bbs
*hides*

hehe, nobody is safe.... mwahahaha

Thucydides
08-23-2005, 12:32 PM
i dont think many people mock Americans

No, not many. Not many at all. In fact, one could go as far as to say that they are the least mocked nation in the world.

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 12:34 PM
No, not many. Not many at all. In fact, one could go as far as to say that they are the least mocked nation in the world.
We kick ass, that's why. Well Bush is fucking everything up....but still

defy me
08-23-2005, 12:44 PM
Why do you kick ass better than the British?

Sin Studly
10-27-2005, 07:55 AM
bump for the memory of Breaker Morant.

notoriousdoc
10-27-2005, 10:42 AM
And we're still bastards

the_offsprings_monkey
10-27-2005, 10:45 AM
OMFG AN ENGLISH HATINGTHREAD WITH OUT ME, seriously people ADMIT IT you hate me and I'm English. :D

notoriousdoc
10-27-2005, 10:49 AM
OMFG AN ENGLISH HATINGTHREAD WITH OUT ME, seriously people ADMIT IT you hate me and I'm English. :D
Ash, EVERYBODY hates you ;)

the_offsprings_monkey
10-27-2005, 11:12 AM
Ash, EVERYBODY hates you ;)
Hell Yea .