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Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:03 AM
My friend thinks the offspring are crap, i nearly kicked his ass. he likes keane and athlete(fucking crap!)

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:05 AM
kick him in the face for me cause thats what I'd do. And if he likes Green Day, rip his balls off with a knife.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 07:05 AM
My friend thinks the offspring are crap, i nearly kicked his ass. he likes keane and athlete(fucking crap!)

Your friend is an idiot. :rolleyes:

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:07 AM
got that right

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:07 AM
i'd cut his balls off with a spoon

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:30 AM
make him eat all of his body hair.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:30 AM
yeah and the next day he coughs up hairballs :D

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:32 AM
and you make him eat them as well. hairballs of ballhairs.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:33 AM
yeah and make him eat the wax paper he waxed his hair with
can i add you as buddy?

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:34 AM
sure. anyone as sadistic as me is a good pal.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:37 AM
cheers
are you going to the concert on the 16th of september

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:38 AM
look at my location :(

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 07:38 AM
I hope I never see someone with a tshirt like that. I'd rip his balls and feed them to his sister; or to his cat, or dog, in case he didn't have sisters or brothers.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:39 AM
I hope I never see someone with a tshirt like that. I'd rip his balls and feed them to his sister; or to his cat, or dog, in case he didn't have sisters or brothers.
I'd make him eat them himself if he doesn't have any of these.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:40 AM
id love to see that. you got it right feed them to his pets

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:40 AM
I'd make him eat them himself if he doesn't have any of these.

that is hilarious but rank

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:42 AM
ill send you pics from it as you cant go

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:42 AM
that is hilarious but rank
uhh... I don't get what you mean cause I suck at english idiomatic expressions. :confused: explain please.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:44 AM
eating your own balls. its sick :D spaghetti meatballs coz the pubes are the spaghetti

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:47 AM
ill send you pics from it as you cant go
yay. e-mail via yousendit.com please.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:48 AM
yeah ok ill do that

Camilamazed
08-23-2005, 07:50 AM
kick him in the face for me cause thats what I'd do. And if he likes Green Day, rip his balls off with a knife.

I like Green day.... Will you stop talking to me =P

Sinister
08-23-2005, 07:52 AM
I like Green day.... Will you stop talking to me =P

nah. you're female : I can't possibly hate you for any reason.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:52 AM
i have never spoken to you so i dont know what your talking about
:confused:

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:53 AM
o right she was talking to you sinister
:)

Amazed
08-23-2005, 07:56 AM
I hope I never see someone with a tshirt like that. I'd rip his balls and feed them to his sister; or to his cat, or dog, in case he didn't have sisters or brothers.

Why feed them to his sister/cat/dog? They don't hate The Offspring. At least the cat/dog doesn't :p

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:57 AM
we know.......

Camilamazed
08-23-2005, 07:57 AM
nah. you're female : I can't possibly hate you for any reason.


Sweeeeeeet =D

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 07:57 AM
Why feed them to his sister/cat/dog? They don't hate The Offspring. At least the cat/dog doesn't :p
Yeah, but maybe they like man parts!

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:58 AM
we're joking around

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 07:58 AM
yeah you said it right

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:00 AM
Yeah, but maybe they like man parts!
maybe we could feed them to the person on these boards, called man_parts!

(i dont have anything against this person..its bcos of her name that it kinda works :D)

Amazed
08-23-2005, 08:02 AM
Yeah, but maybe they like man parts!

Haha.. I just thought the idea was.. um.. weird. And it isn't really a punishment for the guy with the shirt if his sister/dog/cat eats his balls when you've already ripped them off :rolleyes: I'd chop off his head!

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:04 AM
i wouldnt chop off his head because if you did you wouldnt see his reaction

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 08:05 AM
Haha.. I just thought the idea was.. um.. weird. And it isn't really a punishment for the guy with the shirt if his sister/dog/cat eats his balls when you've already ripped them off :rolleyes: I'd chop off his head!
Yeah, that'd work too. But first we could shove his tshirt up his ass with the help of an incredibly unbelievably sickly hot metal pipe, what do you think? Nirushika: your humor is even darker than mine lol :D

Amazed
08-23-2005, 08:07 AM
Yeah, that'd work too. But first we could shove his tshirt up his ass with the help of an incredibly unbelievably sickly hot metal pipe, what do you think? Nirushika: your humor is even darker than mine lol :D

great idea! :D

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:08 AM
i agree that is funny

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:08 AM
shit on his shirt and make him eat the shit and shirt! :D

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:09 AM
or we could just tie him up in barbed wire and SLOWLY tighten it.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:10 AM
Yeah, that'd work too. But first we could shove his tshirt up his ass with the help of an incredibly unbelievably sickly hot metal pipe, what do you think? Nirushika: your humor is even darker than mine lol :D

lol im not quite so sure...but hey....

u know maybe we cud just hang him upside down by his 'parts' and continually poke him with a taesar gun set at a v.high voltage

i think that is a fitting punishment

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:11 AM
or just slit his throat

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:12 AM
there is no such thing as a fitting (cruel enough) punishment for hating The Offspring.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:13 AM
yeah that is true

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:15 AM
but we could lock him up in a room, make him listen to everything by The Offspring and tell him he HAS to learn all the lyrics by heart before we'll feed him. and we'd just give him shit to eat after he gets them all right. Plus a kick in the balls for every mistake before he succeeds.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:16 AM
lol my last idea and adding in that he has to constantly listen to offspring blasting into his ears while he hangs from his...well u know!

since that ass 'hates' them so much then that would get on his nerves(although for us that is a godsend...not the hanging part the listening part lol)


...oh oh and break loads of keane (enough said) cds in front of the dumbass' face.....

hows that???

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:16 AM
oooooooo
im getting exited :D

farelly
08-23-2005, 08:17 AM
Sometimes I read bad things about Green Day at this forum. I know that after Dookie they got worse musicians, but after they recorded American Idiot I like them again.

I really hope not to be hated after writing this, :rolleyes:

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:17 AM
but we could lock him up in a room, make him listen to everything by The Offspring and tell him he HAS to learn all the lyrics by heart before we'll feed him. and we'd just give him shit to eat after he gets them all right. Plus a kick in the balls for every mistake before he succeeds.
lol damn u just stole my idea b4 i posted it lol

and while were kicking him in the balls play 'kick him when hes down' lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:18 AM
Sometimes I read bad things about Green Day at this forum. I know that after Dookie they got worse musicians, but after they recorded American Idiot I like them again.

I really hope not to be hated after writing this, :rolleyes:
no not at all but that is totally off topic......

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:18 AM
Sometimes I read bad things about Green Day at this forum. I know that after Dookie they got worse musicians, but after they recorded American Idiot I like them again. I really hope not to be hated after writing this, :rolleyes:

you're going down a big notch in my esteem. say FUCK GREEN DAY right now and you might go back up.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:20 AM
hang him from his balls and give him a knife :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:20 AM
you're going down a big notch in my esteem. say FUCK GREEN DAY right now and you might go back up.

now now...lets not waste pointless violence on him...lets use it on the idiot that thinks offspring are crap lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:21 AM
hang him from his balls and give him a knife :D
lol...is it just me or does EVERYONE (incl. me) all suggest that we torture him in some way to do with his 'parts'!! lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:21 AM
now now...lets not waste pointless violence on him...lets use it on the idiot that thinks offspring are crap lol
yes. it's more of a sin to forsake the right Gods than to worship the wrong ones.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:21 AM
what is that about lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:23 AM
yeah, nearly every punishment had the word balls in it lol :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:23 AM
yes. it's more of a sin to forsake the right Gods than to worship the wrong ones.
ok wtf does that mean lol?
plain english would be good

(i live in n ireland and my main language is english and even i cant understand that lol)

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:23 AM
what is that about lol
it was a metaphor.
sin : bad thing that should be punished
forsake : hate
the right gods : Offspring
worship : like
the wrong gods : greenday

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:23 AM
now now...lets not waste pointless violence on him...lets use it on the idiot that thinks offspring are crap lol

use it on both lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:24 AM
yeah, nearly every punishment had the word balls in it lol :D
maybe we should of ones withough the concept of human anatomy lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:25 AM
lol
to many metaphors running through my head, maby its a marathon lol :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:25 AM
it was a metaphor.
sin : bad thing that should be punished
forsake : hate
the right gods : Offspring
worship : like
the wrong gods : greenday
lol well couldnt u just have said it like that and have saved us all the waste of our precious brain power ...lol(joking)

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:27 AM
yeah what she said

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:27 AM
ever heard the word "vivisection" ?

edit : and I LIVE for metaphors :D
OK, OK, I'll stop them.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:28 AM
ever heard the word "vivisection" ?
nope...i bet u were expecting that answer

and im a she lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:28 AM
nope. what does it mean?

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:28 AM
yeah what he said
im a she....bloody everyone on these boards thinks im a boy....until i tell them that is lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:29 AM
vivisection : opening someone up (to see the organs & stuff) while the someone is alive (and optionally : awake.)

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:29 AM
look again because i said she lol :D

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:29 AM
vivisection : opening someone up (to see the organs & stuff) while the someone is alive (and optionally : awake.)

that could be the punishment :D

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:30 AM
tattoo 'i love the offspring' on his heart lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:30 AM
lemme be the surgeon with a battle axe and we'll have Offspring music blasting in the operation room :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:31 AM
that could be the punishment :D
yea i agree although instead of using a knife to do the operation...we cud use broken KEANE cds lol
and btw through this operation we could still be playing offspring!

PS u edited the post u liar lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:32 AM
yeah i like that one

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:32 AM
tattoo 'i love the offspring' on his heart lol
oh but that isnt a punishment lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:33 AM
i no thought you wouldnt know lol :D but you did lol

Thucydides
08-23-2005, 08:33 AM
My friend thinks the offspring are crap, i nearly kicked his ass. he likes keane and athlete(fucking crap!)

"rip his balls of"...of what? Steel? Iron, adamant?

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:33 AM
o yeah, you think ahead

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:34 AM
its meant to say off but my keyboard fucks up sometimes

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:36 AM
nirushika would you ever get an offspring tattoo?

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:37 AM
dont know about him but I'm definitely gonna get one. my gf is a tatto artist :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:38 AM
nirushika would you ever get an offspring tattoo?
well im not old enough yet (im 14)
but i wouldnt get one directly linked,,,,i would get one that is linked( the ixnay on the hombre skull maybe)
but not directly so as IF i ever stop liking the offspring (i dont thnk so lol) it would still be ok and i wouldnt have to get it removed :D

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:38 AM
cool im getting one hopefully :)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:39 AM
dont know about him but I'm definitely gonna get one. my gf is a tatto artist :D
cool and if ur refering to me im a HER lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:39 AM
even if i did grow off the offspring i'd still keep it as a souvinere from liking them

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:40 AM
cool and if ur refering to me im a HER lol
sorry ! I'll try to remember *note to self : Nirushika6789 is a girl*. but if I could call you by your first name it would be easier. so whats your name ?

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:41 AM
yeah same here

Thucydides
08-23-2005, 08:42 AM
its meant to say off but my keyboard fucks up sometimes

Yeah, you should really fix that, or at least check before posting.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:42 AM
sorry ! I'll try to remember *note to self : Nirushika6789 is a girl*. but if I could call you by your first name it would be easier. so whats your name ?
my first name is Sheree ( pronounced share -- ee)

my middle name is nirushika lol ( pronounced near - ush- sheek - a )
some people cant pronounce them so ....

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 08:43 AM
my first name is Sheree ( pronounced share -- ee)

my middle name is nirushika lol ( pronounced near - ush- sheek - a )
some people cant pronounce them so ....
Sheree........ha that's cool.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:44 AM
ok sharee lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:44 AM
we're going off topic now Sheree and by the way your name is pronounced the same as the french word for "dear" lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:45 AM
Sheree........ha that's cool.
why thank u lol....im the only person in my skool called it so its good lol

oh no..im off topic...lets get back on topic

how are we all gonna kill this fool lol?
i actually think we shud kill him then magically bring him back then keep killing him lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:48 AM
how are we all gonna kill this fool lol?
i actually think we shud kill him then magically bring him back then keep killing him lol

any necromancers here ?

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:50 AM
kill him and get a necrophilist lol :)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:51 AM
any necromancers here ?
well not me lol

here for someone else aprt from me lol
1. necromancer noun (72%)
sorcerer , sorceress , (black) magician , wizard , warlock , witch , enchantress , occultist , diviner ; spiritualist , medium .
(From The Oxford Paperback Thesaurus in English Dictionaries & Thesauruses)


2. necromancy n. (63%)
the supposed practice of communicating with the dead, especially in order to predict the future. witchcraft, sorcery, or black magic in general.
(From The Concise Oxford English Dictionary in English Dictionaries & Thesauruses)


3. Poisoned Kiss, The (48%)
Opera (romantic extravaganza) by Vaughan Williams to lib. by Evelyn Sharp ( 1869 1955 ) derived from Richard Garnett's The Poison Maid and Nathaniel Hawthorne's Rapaccini's Daughter . Comp. 1927 9 , rev. 1934 5 , 1936 7 , 1956 7 . Prod. ...
(From The Concise Oxford Dictionary of Music in Performing Arts)

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:51 AM
kill him and get a necrophilist lol :)
necrophilists FUCK corpses. they don't bring them back to life. no fun. no fun AT ALL.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:52 AM
i no
it would be funny to watch tho

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:53 AM
kill him and get a necrophilist lol :)
enough with the big words lol

maybe we could gouge his eyes out with offspring cds (broken, sharp ones) lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:54 AM
i no
it would be funny to watch tho
i think someone has a weird fetish...why would anyone want to see someone fuck a dead person!! now thats weird

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:55 AM
i dont think i would break the offspring cds id leave it to the man

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:56 AM
maybe we could gouge his eyes out with offspring cds (broken, sharp ones) lol

BLASPHEMY !
Never even THINK of causing damage to an Offspring CD !

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:56 AM
i dont think i would break the offspring cds id leave it to the man
well it would be even more painful for him..apart from teh excruiating (sp) pain from his eyes getting poked out ...the fact that they are offspring cds would mentally piss him off lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:57 AM
yeah do it with his keane cds

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 08:57 AM
BLASPHEMY !
Never even THINK of causing damage to an Offspring CD !
lol i am on my knees.....praying for forgiveness...how stupid of me to EVER think of damaging a cd

Sinister
08-23-2005, 08:58 AM
lol i am on my knees.....praying for forgiveness...how stupid of me to EVER think of damaging a cd
you are forgiven. go in peace.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 08:59 AM
any of you spoken to dexter?
i want to so badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 09:00 AM
you are forgiven. go in peace.
thank u
(i am a catholic so i am not disrespecting the religion)

so since my idea stinks what are all of urs ??

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 09:00 AM
i'd ask him for his msn address lol :D

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 09:00 AM
yes. it's more of a sin to forsake the right Gods than to worship the wrong ones.
SSSSSSssHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT that's about one of the most beautiful phrases I've ever seen in this forum. I must put that in my sig dude!!!

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 09:00 AM
any of you spoken to dexter?
i want to so badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope ..iwould LOVE the speak to noodles....hes my favourite

ok back on topic

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 09:01 AM
dexters address

Sinister
08-23-2005, 09:01 AM
any of you spoken to dexter?
i want to so badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can't consider yourself a worshipper of The Offspring gods if you don't want to communicate with them

you can't consider yourself an Offspring fan if you don't want to speak to Dexter.

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 09:03 AM
i no
i was only asking if any of you have

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 09:04 AM
you can't consider yourself an Offspring fan if you don't want to speak to Dexter.
lol i want to speak to dexter but i REALLY want to speak to noodles!!
i like him better lol

Sk8nstu_01
08-23-2005, 09:05 AM
yeah i like them the same

Amazed
08-23-2005, 09:08 AM
Sometimes I read bad things about Green Day at this forum. I know that after Dookie they got worse musicians, but after they recorded American Idiot I like them again.

I really hope not to be hated after writing this, :rolleyes:

Green day are good, but The Offspring are AWESOME! :)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 09:10 AM
Green day are good, but The Offspring are AWESOME! :)
OLD green day are good..but the offspring are AWESOME....
thats just my opinon lol

oh and lets not make this into an 'i hate green day' thread..there is enough;...we need no more :)

Amazed
08-23-2005, 09:15 AM
OLD green day are good..but the offspring are AWESOME....
thats just my opinon lol

oh and lets not make this into an 'i hate green day' thread..there is enough;...we need no more :)

I haven't heard any of Green day's old songs, so I don't know :/ Let's go on topic again :o

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 09:25 AM
Wow. This must be a thread-record for this one. No one posted a single message for 10 minutes.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 09:28 AM
Wow. This must be a thread-record for this one. No one posted a single message for 10 minutes.
lol yea i think all the fun of it has been used up....
this poor thread is now homeless and unloved *sobs*

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 09:33 AM
Yep.... ........ .... ... AND it looks like we have a TIE!

EDIT:Argh! Not anymore.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 09:34 AM
err... bump ?

Amazed
08-23-2005, 09:44 AM
*bump bump*

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 09:44 AM
i think the thread has lost his 'ooomph' lol

Amazed
08-23-2005, 09:46 AM
i think the thread has lost his 'ooomph' lol

oh no.. that's sad. this thread was good :(

Sinister
08-23-2005, 09:46 AM
goodbye thread... I'll miss you... :( *sob*

Amazed
08-23-2005, 09:48 AM
shouldn't we have a funeral or something? :rolleyes:

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 09:54 AM
Just tell me how a thread like this can reach 14 pages (I'm predicting the future :p ) in a few hours..... LOL :D

Sinister
08-23-2005, 09:55 AM
it was too quick to live long. we should have waited longer between posts.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:03 AM
it was too quick to live long. we should have waited longer between posts.

do you know anyone who can turn back time? :p

EDIT: platinumpt, you were right!

Mentally_Challenged
08-23-2005, 10:08 AM
he likes keane and athlete(fucking crap!)

Hey...I like Keane .

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 10:08 AM
do you know anyone who can turn back time? :p

EDIT: platinumpt, you were right!
See? I can predict the future. I predict I'll be in Paris the September 10th, to watch THE OFFSPRING!!!!

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:13 AM
See? I can predict the future. I predict I'll be in Paris the September 10th, to watch THE OFFSPRING!!!!

I can predict that I would kill you if I could.

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 10:18 AM
I can predict that I would kill you if I could.
Wouldn't you rather come along with me? I'm already taking my sister, so... :p

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:20 AM
Wouldn't you rather come along with me? I'm already taking my sister, so... :p

of course I would =) but since that's not gonna happen I wanna kill you ;)

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 10:21 AM
of course I would =) but since that's not gonna happen I wanna kill you ;)
.....that's not nice. Platinumpt is cool.

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 10:22 AM
.....that's not nice. Platinumpt is cool.
Thanks CO1... hum I'm embarrassed :p ehehe

Look Amazed... if you really are going to kill me... at least do that after the concert, ok?

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:23 AM
.....that's not nice. Platinumpt is cool.

yes he is. we're "friends" :D I'm just sooo jealous because he's going to see the offspring and I'm not

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:23 AM
Mission Accomplished : Thread Saved ! *pats you all in the back*

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:24 AM
Thanks CO1... hum I'm embarrassed :p ehehe

Look Amazed... if you really are going to kill me... at least do that after the concert, ok?

NO! the point is that I don't want you to see the concert :p

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 10:24 AM
yes he is. we're "friends" :D I'm just sooo jealous because he's going to see the offspring and I'm not
We can be 'Friends' if you don't want to 'Kill' me.

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 10:26 AM
Mission Accomplished : Thread Saved ! *pats you all in the back*
HAHA this guy's cool too.

Amazed, believe me, there'll come the day in which you'll see a live Offspring concert! Be patient, and, most of all, if you find an opportunity, DON'T waste it! I could tell you the story of my first Offspring concert, it was a bit crazy, thank God I made the right decision! ... I'll tell you later, it's a bit long, and it might ruin this thread

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 10:28 AM
NO! the point is that I don't want you to see the concert :p
:eek: ... oh, you're such a nasty girl...

platinumpt
08-23-2005, 10:30 AM
We can be 'Friends' if you don't want to 'Kill' me.
121 posts a day?! Holy shit dude!! If I were you, I'd consider changing my nickname to MrPost-a-lot :rolleyes:

Humm back on.. ah.. topic? You're a nasty boy too.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:32 AM
HAHA this guy's cool too.

Amazed, believe me, there'll come the day in which you'll see a live Offspring concert! Be patient, and, most of all, if you find an opportunity, DON'T waste it! I could tell you the story of my first Offspring concert, it was a bit crazy, thank God I made the right decision! ... I'll tell you later, it's a bit long, and it might ruin this thread

I really hope so! I'm not a very patient person. And I would NEVER in my life waste an opportunity to see them live :eek: that should be considered a crime! I want to hear the story of your first Offspring concert now, and I don't care if it ruins the thread.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:33 AM
I really hope so! I'm not a very patient person. And I would NEVER in my life waste an opportunity to see them live :eek: that should be considered a crime! I want to hear the story of your first Offspring concert now, and I don't care if it ruins the thread.

I personally haven't wasted a single one of the three opportunities I had so far. MY DAD wasted all three for stupid reasons that don't belong here.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:34 AM
:eek: ... oh, you're such a nasty girl...

no, I'm a geek pretending to be nasty =P

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:42 AM
*bump bump*

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:44 AM
i was gonna post the lyrics to a SOAD song when I realized it's Bounce not Bump. :(

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 10:44 AM
*bump bump*
It was still on the first page. You don't bumb a thread unless its LONG GONE.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:49 AM
It was still on the first page. You don't bumb a thread unless its LONG GONE.

I do... :)

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:50 AM
i was gonna post the lyrics to a SOAD song when I realized it's Bounce not Bump. :(

Am I the only person here who hates SOAD?

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:51 AM
Am I the only person here who hates SOAD?
that's quite possible, lets not bitch each other just because of that.

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 10:51 AM
I do... :)
Well don't :p

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:52 AM
that's quite possible, lets not bitch each other just because of that.

of course not. I don't bitch nice people like you =)

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:53 AM
of course not. I don't bitch nice people like you =)
nice ? when have I been particularly nice ?

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:53 AM
nice ? when have I been particularly nice ?

you haven't been mean

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:56 AM
you haven't been mean
hmm... not to you anyway but to some people here, yeah... then at one point I was sorry about that. Now I don't give a damn.

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 10:59 AM
hmm... not to you anyway but to some people here, yeah... then at one point I was sorry about that. Now I don't give a damn.
You were mean to me once........

Amazed
08-23-2005, 10:59 AM
hmm... not to you anyway but to some people here, yeah... then at one point I was sorry about that. Now I don't give a damn.

I'm glad you haven't been mean to me. There are enough people here being mean to me already.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 11:02 AM
we're keeping the thread alive :)
they'll never break it, never bring it down. it is aaaaaaliiiiiveeee :D

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:07 AM
It's alive, it's alive!

offspring kid
08-23-2005, 11:08 AM
hmmmmm he HATES THE OFFSPRING :eek: Make him ***K his own sister

Sinister
08-23-2005, 11:09 AM
It's alive, it's alive!
did you get the Defy You joke in my last post ?

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:10 AM
did you get the Defy You joke in my last post ?

yes, I did.

Aimeht
08-23-2005, 11:10 AM
Kill 'em .

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:11 AM
Kill 'em .
So Simple but sweet :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:19 AM
hmmmmm he HATES THE OFFSPRING :eek: Make him ***K his own sister
im pretty sure his sister wouldnt like it
just bcos he is an idiot doesnt mean his sister is lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 11:24 AM
im pretty sure his sister wouldnt like it
just bcos he is an idiot doesnt mean his sister is lol
true. better option would be just having a fat gay guy rape him.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:25 AM
im pretty sure his sister wouldnt like it
just bcos he is an idiot doesnt mean his sister is lol

that's what I said about the cat/dog/sister eating his balls :rolleyes:

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:26 AM
true. better option would be just having a fat gay guy rape him.
lol...now thats just funny
perhaps will someone is pointing a gun at his head,,,, and for the final touch BLAST offspring songs into his ears lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:27 AM
that's what I said about the cat/dog/sister eating his balls :rolleyes:
exactly...you have a level head lol

Sinister
08-23-2005, 11:28 AM
lol...now thats just funny
perhaps will someone is pointing a gun at his head,,,, and for the final touch BLAST offspring songs into his ears lol

WHEN YOU'RE IN PRISON DON'T TURN THE OTHER WAY
KEEEEEEEP YOUR BACK AGAINST THE WAAAAAAALL !

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:29 AM
WHEN YOU'RE IN PRISON DON'T TURN THE OTHER WAY
KEEEEEEEP YOUR BACK AGAINST THE WAAAAAAALL !
now that song shud be playing in the background...it completely fits in

coke_a_holic
08-23-2005, 11:29 AM
Do you know what I would do with someone like that? Tell them that it's their opinion. You people are such pussies. "ZOMG he duznt liek the same band i do!! RIP HIS BALLZ OFF!!!! G*TU()#&%)!!!" Seriously, you people need to grow the fuck up.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:29 AM
exactly...you have a level head lol

most people on the boards think I'm stupid :p

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:31 AM
Do you know what I would do with someone like that? Tell them that it's their opinion. You people are such pussies. "ZOMG he duznt liek the same band i do!! RIP HIS BALLZ OFF!!!! G*TU()#&%)!!!" Seriously, you people need to grow the fuck up.

come on.. we're just joking around.

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:31 AM
most people on the boards think I'm stupid :p
No, you just need to chill.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 11:31 AM
Do you know what I would do with someone like that? Tell them that it's their opinion. You people are such pussies. "ZOMG he duznt liek the same band i do!! RIP HIS BALLZ OFF!!!! G*TU()#&%)!!!" Seriously, you people need to grow the fuck up.

dude this whole thread is a joke. no one means to do any of the stuff said here in real life. We're just having FUN !

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:31 AM
Do you know what I would do with someone like that? Tell them that it's their opinion. You people are such pussies. "ZOMG he duznt liek the same band i do!! RIP HIS BALLZ OFF!!!! G*TU()#&%)!!!" Seriously, you people need to grow the fuck up.
its called a joke incase u have never heard on one

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:32 AM
No, you just need to chill.

Okay. I'll try =)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:32 AM
dude this whole thread is a joke. no one means to do any of the stuff said here in real life. We're just having FUN !
exactly if we meant all of this stuff we would all be in straightjackets

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:33 AM
Okay. I'll try =)
.......*surprised look* really? Awesome. +5 kool points

coke_a_holic
08-23-2005, 11:33 AM
I'm based my reply after the first few posts. The thread maker was obviously angry at his friend's taste in music. Maybe you guys were joking, but I doubt he was.

China Boy
08-23-2005, 11:33 AM
most people on the boards think I'm stupid :p
You're not.

Love your sig. ;)

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:33 AM
exactly if we meant all of this stuff we would all be in straightjackets

good point ;)

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:35 AM
You're not.

Love your sig. ;)

haha.. yeah. I found that post very amusing. Especially the "please die" part.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:35 AM
I'm based my reply after the first few posts. The thread maker was obviously angry at his friend's taste in music. Maybe you guys were joking, but I doubt he was.
i think the guy was joking about all the 'killing sprees' he may have been serious about the fact his friend doesnt like them andthat he is angry at his friend but as long as he doesnt kill anyone then no harm done :)

coke_a_holic
08-23-2005, 11:37 AM
i think the guy was joking about all the 'killing sprees' he may have been serious about the fact his friend doesnt like them andthat he is angry at his friend but as long as he doesnt kill anyone then no harm done :)
That's not the point. Anyone who gets angry simply because someone doesn't like the same band you do has some serious issues. Even if there's no blood spilled.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:37 AM
Especially the "please die" part.
yea it justs add that touch of happiness that we all need:)

China Boy
08-23-2005, 11:38 AM
haha.. yeah. I found that post very amusing. Especially the "please die" part.

And you're Swedish, and everyone knows that all Swedish people are beef-brains, so obviously you're not stupid.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:39 AM
That's not the point. Anyone who gets angry simply because someone doesn't like the same band you do has some serious issues. Even if there's no blood spilled.
yea good point but hey u have to admit (for those who posted) this thread was a laugh and was enjoyable to be a part of lol

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:39 AM
yea it justs add that touch of happiness that we all need:)

exactly :)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:42 AM
and Amazed ur not stupid

look see how many people dont think ur stupid

*group hug*
lol

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:42 AM
And you're Swedish, and everyone knows that all Swedish people are beef-brains, so obviously you're not stupid.

Nope, I'm not :D

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:43 AM
and Amazed ur not stupid

look see how many people dont think ur stupid

*group hug*
lol

yay! GROUP HUG!! :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:46 AM
yay! GROUP HUG!! :D
lol we sound like the teletubbies

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:48 AM
lol we sound like the teletubbies

hahahahah! yep, we do.

EDIT: We gotta keep this thread alive!

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:49 AM
hahahahah! yep, we do.
im not so sure its a good think

wait we need to get back on topic...what was it again???

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:49 AM
lol we sound like the teletubbies
Yes, Now please stop that.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:50 AM
im not so sure its a good think

wait we need to get back on topic...what was it again???

killing/torturing people who hate the offspring :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:52 AM
killing/torturing people who hate the offspring :D
ok ok so anyone got any more ideas??....perhaps we could put him on a stretcher.. just for the laugh lol

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:55 AM
ok ok so anyone got any more ideas??....perhaps we could put him on a stretcher.. just for the laugh lol

good idea. that would be great! or we could... make him wear an offspring t-shirt and then tie him to a pole and put him in a mall or some other place where there are a lot of people.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:56 AM
this thread has DEFINITELY lost its 'oomph'......i dont its revivable now at all

*sobs for thread*
we knew the thread well!

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 11:57 AM
good idea. that would be great! or we could... make him wear an offspring t-shirt and then tie him to a pole and put him in a mall or some other place where there are a lot of people.
yea that could work

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-23-2005, 11:57 AM
Wow. Crap?! That's strong. You shouldn't torture him. It's his opinion, but still...Do something mean, not torture.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 11:57 AM
yea that could work

yep. more ideas anyone?

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 11:58 AM
Lock him in a room with offspring music playing 24-7. :rolleyes:

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-23-2005, 11:58 AM
yep. more ideas anyone?

Show him a picture of HeadAroundU.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-23-2005, 11:59 AM
Lock him in a room with offspring music playing 24-7. :rolleyes:

That will make him hate it even more...

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:01 PM
Nimrod In Town']Wow. Crap?! That's strong. You shouldn't torture him. It's his opinion, but still...Do something mean, not torture.
lol yea...lets all make peace with the offspring hater...wait wtf am i saying??
think up of things to annoy him since torture IS going a bit far lol

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:02 PM
Nimrod In Town']That will make him hate it even more...
but it will annoy the helll out of him lol

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-23-2005, 12:02 PM
lol yea...lets all make peace with the offspring hater...wait wtf am i saying??
think up of things to annoy him since torture IS going a bit far lol

Yes, annoy the hell out of him.

darko
08-23-2005, 12:02 PM
each to there own and all that.....

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:02 PM
doing the intermission thing ("dance") in a circle around him. should bug him a damn lot.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:04 PM
doing the intermission thing ("dance") in a circle around him. should bug him a damn lot.
lol if hes gay the the fat guy might not be such a good idea

we need to take EVERYTHING into consideration

(i have nothing against gay people this just fits here...im just saying incase someone takes it as an insult...and im not saying anyone here is gay either )

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:05 PM
lol yea...lets all make peace with the offspring hater...wait wtf am i saying??
think up of things to annoy him since torture IS going a bit far lol

haha.. you're right.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:06 PM
Nimrod In Town']That will make him hate it even more...

he'll never start to like them anyway

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:06 PM
haha.. you're right.
damn right im right,,, i would never steer u in the wrong direction *glances nervously*

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:07 PM
damn right im right,,, i would never steer u in the wrong direction *glances nervously*

haha.. you're funny :D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:14 PM
haha.. you're funny :D
thank u .....ok so since the torturing idea is down the drain what should we start to tlk about now??

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:17 PM
thank u .....ok so since the torturing idea is down the drain what should we start to tlk about now??

I have no idea. I'm tired and weird atm. :p I can't come up with anything (good).

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:19 PM
new topic : do you like my avatar ?

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:22 PM
new topic : do you like my avatar ?
yea its hilarious....that poor emu....its funny the way he has glasses

why does he have glasses???? bcos as far as i know most emu's dont!

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:22 PM
new topic : do you like my avatar ?

yes, it's cute :D

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:23 PM
yea its hilarious....that poor emu....its funny the way he has glasses

why does he have glasses???? bcos as far as i know most emu's dont!

it's not just any emu, it's the Emo Emu. Intelligent enough to prefer some music rather than some other, yet retarded enough to make the wrong choice.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:25 PM
*bump bump*

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 12:28 PM
it's not just any emu, it's the Emo Emu. Intelligent enough to prefer some music rather than some other, yet retarded enough to make the wrong choice.
Sad yet true.*shakes head*

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:28 PM
it's not just any emu, it's the Emo Emu. Intelligent enough to prefer some music rather than some other, yet retarded enough to make the wrong choice.

now now no need to slag the emu bcos of his 'freaky' wobbly glasses and his choice of music
its his choice and leave it be (j.k)

i am with the protection of choice for emus
y'all better recognise!! lol

yea that was lame nevermind...

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:30 PM
hey, just realized... ALL my friends (err... former classmates actually) think Offspring = worst shit ever. damn them. they should go and fuck Emo Emu.

Amazed
08-23-2005, 12:30 PM
oh no.. I gotta go! :( please, keep this thread alive. it rocks :p

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:30 PM
i cant believe i thought the thread was DEAD and GONE ages ago...i was even playing gone away lol

and here again i am proved wrong AGAIN lol i shall wait b4 i say that again:D

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:31 PM
hey, just realized... ALL my friends (err... former classmates actually) think Offspring = worst shit ever. damn them. they should go and fuck Emo Emu.
dont take it out on the emo...come on...the emu rocks
and amazed we will do all in oour power to keep this thread alive lol

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 12:33 PM
dont take it out on the emo...come on...the emu rocks
and amazed we will do all in oour power to keep this thread alive lol
Damn you.....This thread is perfect nonsense,All messed up. You're all bitching about this one person who has other taste's in music.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:34 PM
dont take it out on the emo...come on...the emu rocks and amazed we will do all in oour power to keep this thread alive lol
at first I read "dont take it out on the emu, emo rocks." and I was like WTF ? but I re-read it and its ok now... lets keep the thread alive...

bumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbump

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:35 PM
Damn you.....This thread is perfect nonsense,All messed up. You're all bitching about this one person who has other taste's in music.
i know but its funny ...its not like we would actually do any of these things..its just funny to think up of stuff :D

and u were bitching in another thread and called someone an idiot because they liked MCR

Conspiracy of One
08-23-2005, 12:37 PM
i know but its funny ...its not like we would actually do any of these things..its just funny to think up of stuff :D

and u were bitching in another thread and called someone an idiot because they liked MCR

But ever so wrong and childish

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:38 PM
But ever so wrong and childish
just damn good fun to me.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:39 PM
But ever so wrong and childish
yea it is i admit that but ah well.......everyone else is enjoying it
we arent tlking about that now anyway we are tlking about 'emo emu'!

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:41 PM
yea it is i admit that but ah well.......everyone else is enjoying it
we arent tlking about that now anyway we are tlking about 'emo emu'!

YAY ! EMO EMU FOR PRESIDENT !
just kidding, I'll never accept an emo for president. not even an animal, which is still better than the average emo person.

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:43 PM
^
lol now i like some 'emo' bands (MCR and GC) but not just emo i like other types too

and i would make a BIG exception for EMO EMU to be president!

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:49 PM
keep this thread alive

*BUMP BUMP*

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:49 PM
hey nirushika, you play any music ? (keeps thread alive !!)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:53 PM
hey nirushika, you play any music ? (keeps thread alive !!)
lol
you can call me sheree

im trying to learn how to play guitar!,,,im learning on acoustic but so far im finding chords/power chords really hard

sinister do u play anything?

Sinister
08-23-2005, 12:55 PM
call me simon.

you're braver than me. gave up on chords. trying bass now. *plays I Choose*

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 12:58 PM
call me simon.

you're braver than me. gave up on chords. trying bass now. *plays I Choose*
hey simon lol

lol im trying everyday but its so HARD.......i can play solos with single notes #(if u know what i mean)but hey practise makes perfect:D

Sinister
08-23-2005, 01:00 PM
yeah it does. and by the way, ever tried "One" by Metallica ?
Fun thing to play and the intro is kinda easy.

~*hit_that*~
08-23-2005, 01:04 PM
lol
you can call me sheree

im trying to learn how to play guitar!,,,im learning on acoustic but so far im finding chords/power chords really hard

sinister do u play anything?

Same here Sheree, same here!! I'm still learning guitar, as you know!! I've traded in my Spanish acoustic with no strings for a Gibson Les Paul Epiphone, it's fun :) haha. (for now anyway, until i get some strings for my acoustic)

The only advice I can give so far to anyone learning to play is this: If you've learnt the chords/power chords etc, and you're having trouble learning to play them rhythmically together, try just strumming on your guitar to get the rhythm going, and then slowly introduce chords. Thats what I'm trying right now, I've borrowed a book from my uncle, which has music, lyrics and the chords together; and of course it's even better if you know the song!!!. If you can understand this, I applaud you!! haha, sice im very cold and very tired after yet another long hard day at work!!! ah well :)

Nirushika6789
08-23-2005, 01:05 PM
yeah it does. and by the way, ever tried "One" by Metallica ?
Fun thing to play and the intro is kinda easy.
i will try it thanks :)

so far i can only play
the solo in green day;s -waiting
the acoustic come out and play ---the one at the end of smash
7 nation army lol
a bit of the solo in smells like teen spirit

i only started about 2 weeks ago but hopefully i will get better lol *HOPES*