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Not Ozymandias
08-23-2005, 09:17 PM
This is the greatest story ever.


Bodyguards tackle Ali G

Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.

Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle.

His rugby tackle sent Pam, 38, hurtling to the sand on the beach at Malibu, California.

Concerned security men grabbed the comedian and dragged him into the sea.

Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her Golden Retriever Star to Chihuahua Luca.



http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/TheDumbBlonde/paagtp.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/Photos2/paag1.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/TheDumbBlonde/paag3.jpg



It's shit like this that keeps England off my "nuke" list.

Endymion
08-23-2005, 09:19 PM
fuckin' class.

the office and trigger happy tv help out the brits too.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-23-2005, 09:23 PM
This is all I can say:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Endymion
08-23-2005, 09:24 PM
i've been thinking about picking up some ali g dvds... good move?

Not Ozymandias
08-23-2005, 09:26 PM
The first season is spectacular. I can't speak for the rest. I hear the movie is lousy.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-23-2005, 09:26 PM
Ofcourse buy buy buy.

Preocupado
08-23-2005, 09:50 PM
Priceless.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-23-2005, 09:57 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/TheDumbBlonde/paagtp.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/Photos2/paag1.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/TheDumbBlonde/paag3.jpg







CAPTION FEST!!!

First picture: "Pamela its me! I have come from the land of the turtles where I played keyboard for the Snappers."

Second picture: "Look,my penis is bigger than when you last saw it."

Third picture: "Here I come to bang."

coke_a_holic
08-23-2005, 09:58 PM
It was funny and all, but I can't decide if being tackled by a man dressed as a guy who looks like he's from the Village People is funnier than having dog weddings even cross your mind in complete seriousness.

Sinister
08-23-2005, 10:00 PM
It was funny and all, but I can't decide if being tackled by a man dressed as a guy who looks like he's from the Village People is funnier than having dog weddings even cross your mind in complete seriousness.
dog weddings : official seal of What the fuck ?

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-23-2005, 10:05 PM
It was funny and all, but I can't decide if being tackled by a man dressed as a guy who looks like he's from the Village People is funnier than having dog weddings even cross your mind in complete seriousness.


In my mind its even funnier that her dog is getting married. Who the fuck has dog weddings? I mean if your gonna do it fuckin do it in a house not on a beach were middle aged English guys in village people suits can float in on giant turtles and attack you.

kickass0987654321
08-23-2005, 10:06 PM
Haha. That's funny.

Endymion
08-23-2005, 10:22 PM
isn't it mildly incestuous, considering that the dogs were both in the same "pamela anderson" family? sure, not blood relatives, but like marrying your adopted brother.

coke_a_holic
08-23-2005, 10:23 PM
isn't it mildly incestuous, considering that the dogs were both in the same "pamela anderson" family? sure, not blood relatives, but like marrying your adopted brother.
I was thinking about something similar earlier. "What if my parents divorced and one of them remarried to someone with a really hot daughter?" was the actual thought running through my head. It makes me feel almost sad to think about.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-23-2005, 10:29 PM
Temptations,fuck your new sister like an animal or live your life having people say "Your sister is so hot" and you say "Yeah I know".

Homer
08-23-2005, 10:42 PM
so, what kind of minister do you use for the dogs to get married?

Endymion
08-23-2005, 10:49 PM
so, what kind of minister do you use for the dogs to get married?
have you never heard of toodle day (http://www.tv.com/tom-goes-to-the-mayor/toodle-day/episode/373388/summary.html)?

jade fahy
08-23-2005, 10:52 PM
seriously wtf? 2 questions...1...who would throw their dog a wedding....2... of those invited...who would be stupid enough to come? do they just want to see her big tits?

coke_a_holic
08-23-2005, 10:54 PM
That's actually the only episode I've ever seen of TGTTM. I just never really got around to seeing it again... I should find out when it plays here.

Endymion
08-24-2005, 12:00 AM
i don't know what happened to that show... the first five eps were pretty funny, then they went on a break for a few months and when they came back all the new eps were pretty damn bad. i stopped watching after three or four.

Fat Boy Samsam
08-24-2005, 02:44 AM
i don't know what happened to that show... the first five eps were pretty funny, then they went on a break for a few months and when they came back all the new eps were pretty damn bad. i stopped watching after three or four.

You are obviusly wrong - it was some of the funniest shit I've seen in ages

Spork
08-24-2005, 03:56 AM
Yeah, Trigger Happy TV was funny. Does anyone know that show Dom Jolly did a while back that was similar to Trigger Happy TV?

Idiot
08-24-2005, 04:04 AM
fuckin' class.

the office and trigger happy tv help out the brits too.

We're good at the ol' comedy.

notoriousdoc
08-24-2005, 04:08 AM
You haven't lived until you've seen The Mighty Boosh, I <3 that programme!

Idiot
08-24-2005, 04:11 AM
I haven't lived then, I'm yet to see it.

notoriousdoc
08-24-2005, 04:18 AM
I haven't lived then, I'm yet to see it.
You can see it here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/broadband/mediawrapper/consoles/threeplayer/bb_rm_console.shtml?checkedBandwidth=bb&nbram=1&checkedMedia=ram&bbram=1)

Thucydides
08-24-2005, 04:22 AM
..."Dogs' wedding" - what the fuck?



fuckin' class.

the office and trigger happy tv help out the brits too.

Monty Python
Fawlty Towers
Blackadder
QI
Brass eye
The league of gentlemen
Red Dwarf

:eek:

Obie2trice
08-24-2005, 04:43 AM
haha looks great

Not Ozymandias
08-24-2005, 04:57 AM
Monty Python
...Is, with the notable exception of Holy Grail, horribly overrated.

Thucydides
08-24-2005, 05:33 AM
...Is, with the notable exception of Holy Grail, horribly overrated.

not at all, not at all! You probably just don't understand it. :rolleyes:

(I have meaning of life playing right now; "where is the machine that goes ping?")

Chris
08-24-2005, 06:15 AM
that reminds me, gotta pick up the Brass Eye dvd - Chris Morris is a legend

Lupin
08-24-2005, 06:35 AM
...Is, with the notable exception of Holy Grail, horribly overrated.

...the flying circus??
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TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 06:20 PM
not at all, not at all! You probably just don't understand it. :rolleyes:

(I have meaning of life playing right now; "where is the machine that goes ping?")

I understand it perfectly. I still agree with Ozy.

darko
08-25-2005, 12:53 PM
why are her dogs getting married? is this another weird american custom?