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Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 05:00 PM
I thought I'd make it longer to add in some of the history I left out earlier because I thought it was simply too cruel to tell the entire truth, but since Linda is still hanging around acting like a psychotic hag I decided to pull no punches this time. I also made a small change in the second verse, and decided to correct the one small detail I got wrong in the last one, as my ballads are, and always will be, dedicated above all to the bitter, awful truth, no lies, no exaduration. Here ye have it.

Gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
A tale of unrequited love,
Through forums and e-mail.
A tale of human weakness,
Loneliness and fragility,
A tale of idle boredom,
And unmotivated cruelty.

There was a crone named Linda,
She was miserable and alone,
She wanted nothing in the world,
But a man she could call her own.
She was elderly and divorced,
With grown daughters who ignored her,
She just wanted to know, one more time,
The love of a man who adored her.

And there was a lad named Sick Boy,
Young enough to be her grandson,
He wanted to be a dashing young pimp,
Just like Simon David Williamson.
Although his motives were unclear,
His actions reprehensible,
Linda would never have fallen for him,
If she was halfway sensible.

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

Linda became so desperate,
For human warmth or lack thereof,
She joined the Offspring BBS,
In her futile quest for love,
She met a man in the chatrooms,
Who made her hotter than a chilli,
There was just one slight problem,
He lived all the way in Philly,

Twas a long way from California,
A six hundred dollar flight,
But that could not dissuade her,
For she had found Mr. Right,
So she landed in Philidelphia,
Eager to start a lovers tryst,
But a horrible shock awaited,
Her lover didn't really exist,

Wounded and feeling vulnerable,
She was in an awful state,
After being the butt of this cruel prank,
This sadistic turn of fate,
She needed somebody desperately,
And so desperate was her need,
'Twas like a written invitation,
For the vultures to come and feed,

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

So Linda was woo'd by Sick Boy,
And their courtship did begin,
They'd meet at a prearranged time,
For talk of love and fleshy sin.
But Linda she was insecure,
And Sick Boy was often late,
And it fell to us to console her,
To sooth her anguish and self-hate.

"My boyfriend loves me no longer",
She'd cry from the depths of agony,
"We were supposed to meet at three O' clock,
But now it's half past three!
He must have found somebody else,
He thinks I'm not enough for him,
My entire life is over now,
He's found someone young and slim!"

Sick Boy must have found it quite a lark,
In his black heart so cruel and rotting,
For his idol was the ruthless pimp,
From Irvine Welsh's "Trainspotting".
For evr'y day this would go on,
Her heart rubbed bloody and raw,
Bitter and lashing out at her friends,
Till we couldn't take it any more.

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

Sick Boy lived oceans away,
A long journey to partake,
But that was but a mere trifle,
With a lonely death at stake,
So Linda paid for her ticket,
And flew to Englands bonnie shores,
Full of joy and all a-quiver,
Soon to meet the Sick Boy she adores,

And so she walked to his front door,
Nervous and heart all a flutter,
Knowing when she laid eyes on him,
She'd simply melt like warm'd butter,
And when she knocked apon that door,
So eager to meet her future groom,
Sick Boy had his woman answer it,
While he hid in another room,

Linda felt crushed at that doorway,
For she knew that he was home,
She caught a glimpse through the window,
Of his shining shaven dome,
So she left the house and wandered,
To the nearest internet cafe,
Waiting for him to come online,
Waiting each and every day,

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

And so she turned her bitterness,
Full bore against her friends,
Those of us who tried to help,
Twas there that our friendship ends.
Paranoid she hissed and ranted,
turn'd her fury into bitter hate,
Against all who tried to sooth her,
She'd rave and insult and berate,

She'd take what we confided,
And she'd weild it like a knife,
She'd try her best to cut us deep,
And justify her decrepit life.
Angry and aching bad inside,
She seethed and spat a curse,
She begged to every demon,
That our lives would all get worse.

Linda she knew all to well,
That time keeps marching on,
The coldest hour is the one,
Comes just before the dawn.
She's not getting any younger,
And she got played for a fool,
So let this be a lesson to you all,
To avoid the heartless and cruel.

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
Their tryst was cruel and inhumane,
And it cost her many a tear.
The moral of this story is Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

So that's how it went for poor Linda,
For her tale was a tragedy,
She spent so much money on airfare,
And even more on therapy,
But the end is not entirely sad
For she's found another man,
From the very same chatroom,
In which this sordid tale began,

So now Linda thinks that she can brag,
And look down on everyone,
She's finally got herself a man,
With whom she has some fun,
But he won't go over to her house,
Nor allow her into his,
'Tis only resteraunts and motel rooms
In which he blows his jizz,

He's only in his early twenties,
While she's something like fifty-five,
And since he's just using her for sex,
He must be the ugliest man alive,
Although we know that she's a liar,
And we question what she might say,
But whether he's real, or just made up
It's quite pathetic either way,

So Hark to the Ballad of Linda,
And the Boy she loved so dear,
My tale, it's now winding up,
The end of it is near.
The moral is still that Heav'n hath,
No rage like that of love to hatr'd turn'd,
And Hell hath nary a fury,
Like that of a woman scorn'd.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/horrific%20horror/BURNyourEYES.jpg

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 05:13 PM
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TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 05:16 PM
*Wipes tear of laughter* too great.

Linda
08-24-2005, 05:31 PM
Pfft, anyone who believes that garbage is worse off than I could ever be.
You sure like to make up stories, don't you Justin?
Try harder, Sweetheart, lies don't get to me. *kiss*

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 05:32 PM
Please turn tape over.

Linda
08-24-2005, 05:34 PM
Awwww, poor David, sitting there watching his moniter for me to post in this topic. I bet you refreshed every 30 seconds! What a sad life you live. I feel sorry for you. I really do.

Sinister
08-24-2005, 05:34 PM
I can't fully understand what it says (cause english is my 2nd language) but what I get is great.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 05:35 PM
I don't make any stories up, but I'm willing to concede I may be wrong about some of the minor details. Care to correct anything I got wrong, Linda?

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 05:35 PM
Awwww, poor David, sitting there watching his moniter for me to post in this topic. I bet you refreshed every 30 seconds! What a sad life you live. I feel sorry for you. I really do.

Welcome to Volume 4 of sticcatto responses and unoriginal comebacks. We hope you enjoy this tape, from The Same Old Shit Company.

0r4ng3
08-24-2005, 05:35 PM
Awwww, poor David, sitting there watching his moniter for me to post in this topic. I bet you refreshed every 30 seconds! What a sad life you live. I feel sorry for you. I really do.
Oddly descriptive of his life, I think. Perhaps you aren't talking about him?

Sinister
08-24-2005, 05:37 PM
Awwww, poor David, sitting there watching his moniter for me to post in this topic. I bet you refreshed every 30 seconds! What a sad life you live. I feel sorry for you. I really do.

well, *I* feel sorry for YOU Linda... wasting your life here while you could do anything else you want to do. it's really pathetic (sp?).

Linda
08-24-2005, 05:44 PM
well, *I* feel sorry for YOU Linda... wasting your life here while you could do anything else you want to do. it's really pathetic (sp?).

Ohh, no, don't feel sorry for me, dear. It's yourself you should be feeling sorry for.

Justin - there's no truth in any of it. BTW, beat up any women lately? Does beating on women make you feel more like a man?

0r4ng3
08-24-2005, 05:45 PM
Ohh, no, don't feel sorry for me, dear. It's yourself you should be feeling sorry for.
I knew you were going to say that.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-24-2005, 05:48 PM
Linda is so predictable.

Linda
08-24-2005, 05:49 PM
Nimrod In Town']Linda is so predictable.

So are you.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-24-2005, 05:50 PM
So are you.

How am i predictable, old lady?!

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 05:53 PM
Justin - there's no truth in any of it.

Thank you, the fact that you claim the entire thing is false reassures me that everything in it is accurate, especially because the only fault you could find with the old version was "Sick Boy woo'd me, not the other way around". Incidently, I'm actually disinclined to believe this too, since I've heard you used to be obsessed with me and (ugh) claimed I was making sexually suggestive comments to you and wanted to have sex with you, when the reality was I was a sixteen year old boy (sixteen, you fucking paedophile), naive and stupid enough to feel sorry for you and talk to you on MSN, and whenever I'd make any comment, no matter how innocent, you'd change it into some sleazy sexually suggestive one. Thankfully I can't remember any real examples, nor do I have any saved, but it was something along the style of

Me ; What's up?
Linda ; I'll get your dick up

or

Me ; I'm eating a sandwich
Linda ; I'll eat YOU in a sandwich

That kind of shit. It seriously creeped me out and disturbed me, Linda. I was only sixteen for fucks sake, what the fuck was wrong with you, you perverted creepy fucking paedo??? When you did it I felt embarrassed for you, and tried to change the subject, but no matter what I said you'd turn THAT into a sexually suggestive comment too until I finally just gave up and stopped talking. The only time you didn't pull that sleazy paedophile shit on me was when you were crying to me about Sick Boy. So yeah, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here about who woo'd who, but I'm more inclined to believe that while Sick Boy might have started talking to you, it was you who pulled your sick sleazy disturbing moves on him, and you might be lying about it, or you might be so genuinely deluded you've convinced yourself otherwise.


BTW, beat up any women lately? Does beating on women make you feel more like a man?

Does changing the subject make you feel like less of a pathetic loser?

Linda
08-24-2005, 05:58 PM
Ohhh brother, are you ever grasping at straws, Justin!
You're obsessed much more than I ever thought you were.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 05:59 PM
Ohhh brother, are you ever grasping at straws, Justin!
You're obsessed much more than I ever thought you were.

Thank you for purchasing the Lindaphone 2000!

Linda
08-24-2005, 06:00 PM
David, your replies are really stupid.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 06:01 PM
But oh so true, Linda m'dear.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 06:06 PM
Welcome to the Volume One of The Lindaphone 2000 semi-interactive album!

The tracklisting is as follows

1 - You're an alcoholic/drug addict
2 - You're obsessed and in love with me
3 - Go suck a dick
4 - My life is great and yours isn't. I pity you.
5 - You know NOTHING about my life.
6 - You're so boring and predictable
7 - You're all jealous of me

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-24-2005, 06:07 PM
Come to think of it, there's only a need for one volume.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 06:50 PM
Sure, there's the insults she uses on specific people. Because, if you've forgotten, Linda has a habit of calling me and Simona ugly losers that nobody would ever touch. Heh, let's erm... let's just explore that aspect a little, shall we?

Linda
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/horrific%20horror/BURNyourEYES.jpg

Justin
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/jus_0044.jpg

Simona
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/wet_hair.jpg

Glasshousethrowingstones much?

coke_a_holic
08-24-2005, 06:52 PM
Welcome to the Volume One of The Lindaphone 2000 semi-interactive album!

The tracklisting is as follows

1 - You're an alcoholic/drug addict
2 - You're obsessed and in love with me
3 - Go suck a dick
4 - My life is great and yours isn't. I pity you.
5 - You know NOTHING about my life.
6 - You're so boring and predictable
7 - You're all jealous of me
Don't forget the ever popular "I'll never be yours", a variation of #4.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 06:52 PM
^ Good point.

See, told you Dave. We could stretch it out to one and a half volumes, easily.

Homer
08-24-2005, 06:54 PM
Damnit, Justin! I just got over those nightmares of that pic of... *shivers* Linda.

0r4ng3
08-24-2005, 06:54 PM
Don't forget the ever popular "I'll never be yours", a variation of #4.
It could also be a variation of 2, or 7, or even 3.

Homer
08-24-2005, 06:59 PM
what about "You know you love me"/"Gotta Love me"? With that/those you can be on your way of having a half of a volume. It can be a pre-order special.

coke_a_holic
08-24-2005, 06:59 PM
It could also be a variation of 2, or 7, or even 3.
I meant two... For some reason I wrote 4. Whatever.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 09:17 PM
what about "You know you love me"/"Gotta Love me"? With that/those you can be on your way of having a half of a volume. It can be a pre-order special.

It's all in the extended version of Track #2.

Isolated Fury
08-24-2005, 09:23 PM
I'm speechless to the greatness of this thread.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 09:26 PM
I'm just waiting for Ricky to bump my British thread to second greatest of all time and make this one #1.

the_GoDdEsS
08-24-2005, 09:38 PM
Fucking gold and another piece for the BBS History. Thanks for giving me a good laugh at 6am. People have to have quite some talent to do that.

I loved it how Linda rushed in calling it all 'lies'. It's so easy to deny the truth. And seriously, pretty fucking disturbing. Just ugh, disturbing.

Sin Studly
08-24-2005, 09:46 PM
I might have believed her if she said certain parts are untrue, since I can't be 100% certain on all of the facts, but since some parts are definately true, calling it all lies makes it pretty obvious there's not a single shred of falsehood in the entire thing.

RXP
08-25-2005, 02:34 AM
Faded Soul the thing about being an adult in front of Linda is that when you try and get into an actual debate with her and raise points she cannot apply logic. It's arguing to a fanatic, a muslim if you will. Then one feels so helpless they degrade to her level and just rip her for being old and ugly. But this is all the eaiser when she calls people who are clearly not ugly, ugly. And makes up random shit.

And she has posted sensitive shit about Justin at least. She always goes on at him about Nicole and drugs etc. but that's an easy avenue to exploit. And equally Justin does the same to others. But it's wrong to say she doesn't bring personal stuff up in public.

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:04 AM
Yeah I'm guilty of that a lot of the time. I'm trying to cut it out. But it's just sometimes too easy. Although it never means you raise a valid point. It's just ad homium. Lots of people do that. It's crazy.

Kerr
08-25-2005, 03:12 AM
Yeah, I couldn't resist annoying that annoying attention-whore of a bitch about her looks sometimes. She is just annoying - "the internet is full of bad people boo hoo wah wah". Cut it out, Linda.

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:34 AM
Yeh the "i'm ugly" thing only works in real life where an chick fishing for complements gets a dozen guys telling her no no no! you're beautiful! fucking lamers.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-25-2005, 05:38 AM
and for Trip, Simona and Dave, I understand you all might be a little vindictive here, but really, it's immature. I realize Linda might act all angsty towards you guys for posting this shit, but really, who could blame her? You guys are like my age and/or older, why not act like adults on the matter, if you have something against her, leave it to PM. I don't think Linda has really posted sensitive shit about you guys on the board, til atleast now. I know this is the internet, blah blah. and I know it's your right to be here and I know it's your right to post whatever you want (ain't freedom of speech wonderful?) but this is seriously getting out of hand. and as I said to Linda, ignore her if you have to! But the way I see it, she's not giving you guys the attention (from what I've seen) and you guys CRAVE it, so you guys have to bring up old shit from the past to dog her.

All 3 of us (and many, many more) have tried desperately to try and talk to her, try to understand what's going on and help her. I tried as recently as 6 months ago. But she won't have it. She says everyone starts shit on here and nobody wants to like her, but I tried listening to her and in the end all I got was flaming. I even APOLOGISED to her about stuff I'd said in the past, but she wouldn't have it. We've all gone above and beyond to try and understand and be nice to her. But it's never gonna happen. So I'm sick to death of her acting like the big victim when she knows full well that many people have tried to hear her version of things. It's pathetic.

Mota Boy
08-25-2005, 09:03 AM
She's crazy as a goddamn loon and she's not going away. I don't understand why people don't either a) ignore her or b) solely see her as a form of entertainment.

RXP
08-25-2005, 09:13 AM
Nimrod is a form of entertainment. That guy is so fucking stupid it's funny.

Weirddimensions
08-25-2005, 09:45 AM
I totally like what Faded Soul is saying, you have to respect the voice of reason. The thing is, I absolutely would not have anything against Linda if she acted like an adult. At her age, she should be held to a higher standard of behavior than most of us anyways, and yet she acts as juvenile as the youngest members here, except her posts are usually a little dumber. At least the younger members have an excuse. Until she decides to cut that shit out, I'm going to want to convince her to leave.

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 10:30 AM
Faded, imagine your mother in her 50s sitting online and talking dirty to 15 or 16 year old boys. Now stop for a second and re-read what you posted.

We're talking about a fucking pedophile here and a woman who travels around to meet young guys.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 10:46 AM
We've tried everything we could think of to convince her to leave, nobody here likes her, everybody despises her, and even the people who defend her say things like "leave her alone, she's just a sad old lady". She's not leaving, ever, because this is where she trolls for young meat like the disgusting chickenhawk she is. And this is how it's been for about four fucking years.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 11:12 AM
Her face looks like cornbeef

BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! It does!

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 11:15 AM
This message is hidden because EROS is on your ignore list.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 11:18 AM
This message is hidden because EROS is still on your ignore list.

Weirddimensions
08-25-2005, 11:23 AM
STOP IT!!!! :eek:

Linda
08-25-2005, 12:20 PM
Once again,

I do not talk dirty to 15-16 year olds. OMG, so sorry for trying to joke around sometimes. Learn what "dirty talk" actually is.

I only come here for fun and entertainment.

When I make a post joking around with anyone, certain people here start slagging unnecessarily. Everyone has their own opinions, and my opinion is that some of your posts are stupider than mine.

Please don't tell me how to act online. I am an adult, and I will act like an adult whenever I deem it necessary. There have been plenty of times I've acted more adult than any of you on this bbs, but still, certain people find it necessary to slag. Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. There is no reason why I can't post a reply in any topic without being slagged. I do NOT need help. There has been nothing said here that requires reasoning. You all have your minds set, so do I. Again I say, leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.

Goddess, be careful what you call people. It could come back to haunt you.

And last but not least.

EROS, thank you for your kind words. I'm glad there are some people here who don't jump on the band wagon with all the slaggers.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 12:31 PM
I do not talk dirty to 15-16 year olds. OMG, so sorry for trying to joke around sometimes. Learn what "dirty talk" actually is.

Joking around doesn't make me feel sick and disturbed, like I need to take a fucking shower. You seriously creeped me out, you old disgusting perverted chickenhawk, and you know that if I "joked around" back you'd be all up over me and probably booking a ticket to Australia. Also, I've heard it just recently from some reliable people (several reliable people) who talked to you back then that you were obsessed with me, talking about nothing but me in MSN. Along the lines of "omg trippy's talking to me, omg trippy's talking sex stuff to me he wants to have sex with me omg!" This sickens and disgusts me, and makes me feel like a fucking rape victim, especially because I know you're insane enough that you might have actually deluded yourself into thinking I was. You're sick in the fucking head, and you've dirtied me inside, and if I ever had the chance I'd crush your wrinkled turkey neck without a seconds hesitation.


I only come here for fun and entertainment.

Unless your idea of fun and entertainment is having everybody slag you whenever you post anything, leave.


When I make a post joking around with anyone, certain people here start slagging unnecessarily. Everyone has their own opinions, and my opinion is that some of your posts are stupider than mine.

If you don't like being slagged, leave. And your opinions are fucking stupid and wrong.


Please don't tell me how to act online. I am an adult, and I will act like an adult whenever I deem it necessary. There have been plenty of times I've acted more adult than any of you on this bbs, but still, certain people find it necessary to slag. Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. There is no reason why I can't post a reply in any topic without being slagged. I do NOT need help. There has been nothing said here that requires reasoning. You all have your minds set, so do I. Again I say, leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.

Oh, so you don't enjoy being slagged by everyone every time you post anywhere? Then fucking leave. Nothing's ever going to change here, Linda, you're a sick old desperate paedophile and you're despised by everybody on the board, even the people who defend you despise you and just want the constant slagging (yours and ours) to stop, and even the people who you think tolerate you despise you, and tell the rest of us whatever secrets you confide to them.


Goddess, be careful what you call people. It could come back to haunt you.

Maybe, but by then you'll be dead and in your grave, crone.


EROS, thank you for your kind words. I'm glad there are some people here who don't jump on the band wagon with all the slaggers.

EROS is a troll account, you stupid fuck. Whoever it is, they probably slag you just as much as the rest of us on their primary profile.

China Boy
08-25-2005, 01:23 PM
I thought I'd make it longer to add in some of the history I left out earlier because I thought it was simply too cruel to tell the entire truth, but since Linda is still hanging around acting like a psychotic hag I decided to pull no punches this time. I also made a small change in the second verse, and decided to correct the one small detail I got wrong in the last one, as my ballads are, and always will be, dedicated above all to the bitter, awful truth, no lies, no exaduration. Here ye have it.

[Message shortened so my post won't be too long]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/horrific%20horror/BURNyourEYES.jpg

That was......beautiful.

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 01:27 PM
Goddess, be careful what you call people. It could come back to haunt you.


For example? What exactly will come back to haunt me?

Mota Boy
08-25-2005, 01:36 PM
One day, several decades down the road when Linda is dead, you will be as old as she is now. I think that's what she's saying.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 01:37 PM
This message is hidden because EROS is on your ignore list.

Sim, she probably means she will come back and haunt you. This forum is the only thing she has resembling a life, and when she dies she'll probably haunt members for "mistreating her".

Weirddimensions
08-25-2005, 01:43 PM
Once again,

I do not talk dirty to 15-16 year olds. OMG, so sorry for trying to joke around sometimes. Learn what "dirty talk" actually is.

I only come here for fun and entertainment.

When I make a post joking around with anyone, certain people here start slagging unnecessarily. Everyone has their own opinions, and my opinion is that some of your posts are stupider than mine.

Please don't tell me how to act online. I am an adult, and I will act like an adult whenever I deem it necessary. There have been plenty of times I've acted more adult than any of you on this bbs, but still, certain people find it necessary to slag. Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. There is no reason why I can't post a reply in any topic without being slagged. I do NOT need help. There has been nothing said here that requires reasoning. You all have your minds set, so do I. Again I say, leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.

Goddess, be careful what you call people. It could come back to haunt you.

And last but not least.

EROS, thank you for your kind words. I'm glad there are some people here who don't jump on the band wagon with all the slaggers.

What the fuck is this? Not only do you pretend to not have seen my thread, but you ignore the thread you were posting in before because someone else put up a link to it. If you don't want to reply to it, just say so. Don't just pretend like you haven't read it, we know you have, and either way it proves that you're not capable of coming up with a good reply, or even a reply that hasn't already been predicted by other members.

And you honestly think that all those childish arguments that you get into all the time are just intentionally immature jokes on your part? First of all, does it really qualify as a joke if you're the only one laughing? And...

Linda: I wasn't talking to you and you don't know shit.

...where is the humor in that exactly? How does that look like anything other than a senior citizen acting belligerently in an online message board intended for people half her age? And then there's...

Linda: Oh, geesh, would you just stop trying so hard to get negative attention.
Hasn't your mommy spanked you lately?

Do you really think there's anyone your own age who'd look at this and not have a lower opinion of you afterwards? Even if you were intentionally trying to be immature, it's lame, and you're most likely addressing a minor. It shows no wit or intelligence at all and it's absolutely inappropriate for someone old enough to be a grandmother. And this applies to nearly everything you write here. You could tell me to get a life for spending so much time finding past quotes by you, but it honestly took no effort at all. I don't have any quotes in mind when I search, I look up your previous posts and on the first page I'll find shit like this. I'm 11 times younger than you, I can barely type because I'm such a messed up sleeper, I'm telling you act to your age, and I have a point. Look at what I'm saying, look at the kinds of posts you've made without all that delusional bullshit that clouds your judgement, and just try and tell me that everything that's going on right now isn't a bad sign.

sKratch
08-25-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 02:51 PM
I do not talk dirty to 15-16 year olds. OMG, so sorry for trying to joke around sometimes. Learn what "dirty talk" actually is.


Sorry, but you can't justify anything like that as 'joking around'. There are certain boundaries.

Linda, do you have grandchildren? They're probably not 13-17 yet, are they? Doesn't matter. Imagine your son was 15 and some 50 year old woman online from the other side of the planet kept 'joking around' about his private parts and sex. Would you like that? Would you still justify that as joking around. Seriously. Answer me honestly. Do not think about it from your own point of view now. Think about it from the point of view of you as a mother/grandmother/a child. And then answer me.

Do you realise now how disgustingly and utterly disturbing you are?

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 02:56 PM
:(

*points to the part of the doll that Linda talked about*

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 03:06 PM
:(

*points to the part of the doll that Linda talked about*

:( I think that's safe now. She probably hates you because you're too old for her. She's going for the younger ones now. Like Dave last time.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:07 PM
Funny. *claps and jumps like a seal*

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:16 PM
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1059842571

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:23 PM
Holy crap Justin your lucky Maria's your new stalker. I'd rather have her than Linda anyday.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:24 PM
Maria's dropped out of the race, it's Sixpence now.

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:24 PM
Yeah sixpence fuckin loves you. She was talking about you to me a while back when we used to chat on AIM.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:27 PM
Oh dude, you too? She told me today it was my fault her finger almost got broken because she was daydreaming about me and the ball hit her in the hand. And she keeps telling me she thinks about me all day long and dreams about me.

Whatever, at least she's hotter than Maria.

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:29 PM
Hmmm Maria's better looking. Lisa's cuter tho.

All the chicks really are obsessed with you. Usually with sixpence it was "I like his posts so much cause he offends people but does it in a way" or soemthing along hte lines that you posted shitty posts but it's ok cause it pisses people off and that's fun.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:31 PM
Nah, they love me because I'm intelligent, charming, witty, personable, charasmatic and phsyically gorgeous. Except Linda, she loved me cause I was springchicken.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:32 PM
Sin you dirty pimp.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:32 PM
Shut up, gook.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:36 PM
What the hell? No matter how fuckin friendly I am to you you call me a "gook". And don't even start with "Stop crying" if you make 1 little scent of you calling me an emo I will slit your throat and shove your face into a chainsaw.

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 03:38 PM
What the hell? No matter how fuckin friendly I am to you you call me a "gook". And don't even start with "Stop crying" if you make 1 little scent of you calling me an emo I will slit your throat and shove your face into a chainsaw.

Omg, online death threats are lyke, so kewl. And illegal...

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:40 PM
Yeah....*cough*

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:41 PM
LOL it's not illegal.

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 03:41 PM
Well, I think I'll have to contact the admin and consult this with him. What do you think?

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:42 PM
What the hell? No matter how fuckin friendly I am to you you call me a "gook". And don't even start with "Stop crying" if you make 1 little scent of you calling me an emo I will slit your throat and shove your face into a chainsaw.

http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1124605174752.jpg

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:43 PM
Incitement to violence (on ones self or on other persons) or corruption of public morals is an offence in most countries. So death threats are no different to any of Justin's posts.

lol law geek.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:45 PM
*cough* Where do you live,Justin?

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:46 PM
Shut up, gook.

RXP
08-25-2005, 03:48 PM
He's easily found in the phone book. Maria did it.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:49 PM
Ok ok if Im "gook" your Dick Trickle McGee Cocksucker Jones.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:51 PM
Shut up, you gook.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 03:53 PM
shut up,Dick

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 03:53 PM
Shut up, you gook.

You seriously have the worst comebacks i have seen.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 03:56 PM
shut up,Dick

Aren't you coming to slit my throat already, gook? If you need something razor-thin you can use your penis.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 04:00 PM
Eh I slit the throat of that idea. Im too lazy to go where you are. Id rather just stay on here and call you names.


Biggy titty Bastard

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 04:07 PM
Shut up, gook.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-25-2005, 04:10 PM
Faggot Fucker.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 04:19 PM
http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/GOOKS/gook_image03.jpg

RXP
08-25-2005, 04:24 PM
Chink girls are cute.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Chink girls are cute.

http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/GOOKS/gook_image07.jpg

Linda
08-25-2005, 05:18 PM
Justin, you and your little ass kissing posse are pathetic losers.
Only other thing I can say is, what goes around, comes around.
Good luck when this all comes around on you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-25-2005, 05:23 PM
Ass kissing posse? Oh no, we just agree with him. You probably can't notice the difference because no one EVER agrees with you.

It's funny how even people who don't like Justin agrees with him on this. Universal dislike of Linda brings the BBS together. It's beautiful.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 05:27 PM
"Rubber Ducky you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun ohhh rubber ducky i'm awfully fond of you doot doo doo doot doo!"

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2057/ddddd5cm.png

Linda
08-25-2005, 05:27 PM
I don't see everyone agreeing with him.
Only the same, pathetic, follow the leader posters
who can't think with their own brains.

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-25-2005, 05:28 PM
It's funny how the people you think are clever and independant correlate exactly with the people who agree with/tolerate you.

Hush, Lindy. I'm too old for you.

Linda
08-25-2005, 05:35 PM
Christ, David, fucking grow up.
I thought you were supposed to the mature one around here?
NOT!

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-25-2005, 05:40 PM
Christ, David, fucking grow up.
I thought you were supposed to the mature one around here?
NOT!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, that was just classic.

"I'm so mature. You're reeeally mature.
NOT!"

Hahahahaha!!!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 05:44 PM
Christ, David, fucking grow up.
I thought you were supposed to the mature one around here?
NOT!

How old are you ?

The_Hombre
08-25-2005, 05:44 PM
Wow. Trip, you have great skill - nae, talent - if you can write a ballad that long.

I didn't read it, because let's face it, we both know I'm not as intelligent as you.

I will, however, pose a question to you:

How much free time have you actually got? If I hated someone as much as you hated Linda, I wouldn't have devoted half of my time on a poem which was half-dedicated to them.

No witty comebacks, just take heed man

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 05:55 PM
the people who agree with/tolerate you.

They exist???

The_Hombre
08-25-2005, 05:58 PM
They exist???

Probably. In the nazi party circa 1938.

The_Hombre
08-25-2005, 06:03 PM
It's funny how even people who don't like Justin agrees with him on this. Universal dislike of Linda brings the BBS together. It's beautiful.

Be honest, that isn't the fairest comment in the world, is it?

I remember a time when everyone hated you on the bbs...

TheUnholyNightbringer
08-25-2005, 06:04 PM
Be honest, that isn't the fairest comment in the world, is it?

I remember a time when everyone hated you on the bbs...

It is fair. It's totally true.

And I know everyone hated me. But point is I realised and changed.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 06:04 PM
what goes around, comes around.
Good luck when this all comes around on you.

For it come around on me I'd first have to become an old dried-out paedophile trolling internet forums for young meat, and be desperate/stupid enough to fly six hours to meet an e-lover who just tricked me into thinking they existed under an altar-ego profile, then be desperate/stupid enough to fly for twelve hours to meet an e-lover who hides in another room while their partner answers the door and gets rid of me, then be desperate/stupid enough to hang around an internet cafe for a week hoping she'll come online. And then I'll have to be desperate/stupid enough to hang around the forum where I met them both for five years trading insults with people I'm forty years older than, and losing, in a place where I'm universally despised/pitied.

Somehow I doubt this is going to happen.

Linda
08-25-2005, 06:04 PM
It is fair. It's totally true.

And I know everyone hated me. But point is I realised and changed.

Not for the better.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 06:05 PM
Dave, don't respond to Ste. He's below contempt.

Linda
08-25-2005, 06:05 PM
Justin, as usual, you miss the point.
Oh, well, live and learn.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 06:07 PM
A person dumb enough to fly over five hours to meet her e-lovers and get stood up more than once does not have the right to issue the advice "live and learn".

The_Hombre
08-25-2005, 06:08 PM
Dave, don't respond to Ste. He's below contempt.

How original...

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 06:08 PM
A person dumb enough to fly over five hours to meet her e-lovers and get stood up more than once does not have the right to issue the advice "live and learn".
That happend to her?!

Linda
08-25-2005, 06:09 PM
Hey, Justin, go jump in Machado Lake.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 06:10 PM
Nimrod In Town']That happend to her?!

Read the ballad, dumbfuck.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-25-2005, 06:10 PM
Read the ballad, dumbfuck.

No .

Weirddimensions
08-25-2005, 07:46 PM
Justin, you and your little ass kissing posse are pathetic losers.



Tripboy posted this (twice):


http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/GOOKS/gook_image07.jpg

And you really think I'm on his side on this one cause I want to suck up to him? I thought I told you to get rid of that delusional bullshit.

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 07:52 PM
Pretty sure I only posted that once, some moron spammer posted it the other time.

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 09:26 PM
Linda, you keep saying the same things all over again. Why didn't you answer me? How would you feel?

Sin Studly
08-25-2005, 09:32 PM
Also, when somebody is trying to rape somebody and a bunch of people bust in on them, don't they usually spin around and say "Uhh.. I was just joking around"?

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 09:46 PM
And they also blame their 'victims'. Thus all the "You are obsessed with me!".

Linda
08-25-2005, 09:59 PM
Oh for God's sake, go screw each other and stop begging for attention on the internet. Talk about me repeating myself. :rolleyes:
You're both pathetic as hell. You just don't know when to give it up.
You're posts keep getting more pathetic and boring. I guarantee, some day you'll be sorry. Mark my words. Nite nite, fools.

the_GoDdEsS
08-25-2005, 10:03 PM
Asking a question you've never been asked before here can't be 'boring and pathetic'. I just want to know how it would make you feel if someone talked to your son/grandson like that. It's as simple as that. And I think you're just avoiding the answer and calling us pathetic instead of answering the questions.

RXP
08-26-2005, 02:26 AM
I don't understand how she can continue to post here after having that picture spammed about and everyone knowing the fact she hit on a 16yr old Fenton. She's really got some balls.

Linda
08-26-2005, 06:29 AM
I don't understand how she can continue to post here after having that picture spammed about and everyone knowing the fact she hit on a 16yr old Fenton. She's really got some balls.

That should be quite obvious. It's simply not true, just a figment of Fenton's drugged up imagination.

the goddess = boring pathetic nosey slovac bitch
In other words, go pick apart your imaginary lover's life, not mine.

RXP
08-26-2005, 06:34 AM
You admitted it was true. You said you were joking around tho.

HornyPope
08-26-2005, 06:43 AM
There were people on this board who COULD confirm that Linda was hitting on them. Without "joking around". I just won't name names because i'm not trying to turn this ino an investigation, but anyone who has been on the boards long enough knows I have enough credibility to state my case without providing the soruces. And those who have been on the boards even longer might know the people in question.

JohnnyNemesis
08-26-2005, 08:01 AM
I guarantee, some day you'll be sorry. Mark my words.

It's really funny how you keep repeating this as if you're holding on to this possibility desperately, like you'll find vindication that way.

What's better is to just ignore people that you don't like.

The_Hombre
08-26-2005, 08:03 AM
What's better is to just ignore people that you don't like.

I agree. You're not going to change their views, so why bother trying?

the_GoDdEsS
08-26-2005, 10:40 AM
the goddess = boring pathetic nosey slovac bitch


* Slovak

I don't have imaginary non-existent lovers like you do. And I'll just assume I hit the right nerve when you avoided the question two or three times. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 10:56 AM
And she's not a disgusting paedophile, either.

ruroken
08-26-2005, 10:59 AM
And I know everyone hated me. But point is I realised and changed.
Can't you like...post some of it or something? I mean, it's so fucking hard to believe.

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 11:05 AM
Dave was a lot like you were, young, hyper, and annoying.

Oh, and....


in the Ballad topic. I'm not gonna walk myself into being blasted by Linda with juvenille bullshit this time, so I'm leaving it to PM.

I knew she was saying sick shit to Justin and about him. In the past I vaguely remember her being in combined convos asking killchick and even me (I didn't have Justin on my list, I've never spoken to him before) on MSN, that if he was blocking her and if he was showing up in our lists. Then I remember Killchick adding him to our convo and she'd say shit like, "oh so you're blocking me huh?" "didn't like sex before?" (I vaguely remember, I may not exactly be correct on quotes) all this obsessed shit. I didn't know it was to the extent of her saying stuff you'd normally say while cybering with someone.

the point of my post was, don't stoop to her level. if she starts in other posts, ignore her. and the same should go for Linda too. I have no idea what your background with Linda is, but assuming from some posts, you've pretty much had the same falling out with her. Shit, she started on me when I became friends with Danica way back on the red/white board. I still have a convo saved with her when she blasted me. I don't even speak to Linda anymore and so far I'm still on good terms with her, and I plan to keep it that way, so I don't get stuck in the middle of her purile bullshit.

damn, I remember a few months back, I called you Sim in a post and she PMed me with, "So are you on the first name basis with the_GoDdEsS now???" geeze.

Linda
08-26-2005, 12:11 PM
damn, I remember a few months back, I called you Sim in a post and she PMed me with, "So are you on the first name basis with the_GoDdEsS now???" .

Gee, Jacque, and you wonder why people who you email that you like never email you back. Guess you're just mad 'cos you didn't get the boxful of PMs from me that you expected. Not to worry, tho, I am starting to stick with first instinct like I should have done with you. Tata.


And she's not a disgusting paedophile, either.

Neither am I.


What's better is to just ignore people that you don't like.

Been there, done that, it doesn't work either.

Goddess - your questions are not worth wasting my time on.

the_GoDdEsS
08-26-2005, 12:15 PM
Goddess - your questions are not worth wasting my time on.

Right. Because you have a life. A busy peadophile life.

Linda
08-26-2005, 12:17 PM
Right. Because you have a life. A busy peadophile life.

How funny. Too bad you have no idea what you're talking about.

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 12:23 PM
So you're saying you'd be okay with your 15 year old son having perverted disgusting old women msging him on MSN constantly referring to his naughty bits and what she'd like to do to them?

You're a sick disgusting rockspider, Linda. I hope one day your son finds the bravery to press charges and you spend the rest of your life tryign to avoid Arkansas toothpicks and razor-brushes in the slam, cause that's what you fucking deserve, you sick animal.

Sixpence.
08-26-2005, 12:38 PM
Why do you like wasting your time with 2 IDIOTS ?

I don't get it! please explain to ME.

If she explained it to you, she'd waste her time with "3" idiots (or rather with 1 idiot and two intelligent people.)

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 12:39 PM
ok I'm gonna play neutral-mediator here. I have a funny feeling I'll be getting rash PMs or IMs about this, so let me make this clear. I am NOT taking ANY sides here. and I am not being demeaning, vindictive, condescending etc. Whatever. I think it's time I spoke on the matter.

etc

http://www.elizabethdane.com/images2/book.jpghttp://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030727/spectrum/book5a.jpghttp://www.mercola.com/images/cocodiet_150x.jpg

darth maul
08-26-2005, 12:39 PM
im the boss here bitches

Sixpence.
08-26-2005, 12:44 PM
well I don't think you are an Idiot... yet.

You always manage it to make yourself look stupid.

Sixpence.
08-26-2005, 12:48 PM
But you know I'm not. Thats what matters most.


Such conceit knows no bounds...

Sixpence.
08-26-2005, 12:55 PM
Now you're getting creepy.

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 01:01 PM
Love is boundless.

http://productimages.affiliatewindow.com/products/521/photos/ProductImagesHandcuffs.jpg

EROS and Sixpence's affair is not.

the_GoDdEsS
08-26-2005, 01:08 PM
hahahahaha.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-26-2005, 01:30 PM
Nimrod In Town']How old are you ?





Shes 97 fucking years old. Get out! Get out! *waves broom at Linda* Im tired of bats flying into the BBS we need some pest control in this bizzotch.








Nigger.

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 01:52 PM
Shut up, gook.

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-26-2005, 01:54 PM
Get a life,Sin Stud. (Yeah I said stud)

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 01:56 PM
Shut up, gook (yeah, I said gook).

Sin Studly
08-26-2005, 02:09 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/gook2.jpg

offspringis the best band
08-26-2005, 03:05 PM
I kind of know where Linda's coming from. I mean back in the day in the old board you know I used to try and have sex with break all the time.

offspringis the best band
08-26-2005, 03:07 PM
I kind of know where Linda's coming from. I mean back in the day in the old board you know I used to try and have sex with break all the time.

And HE was like, 12 at the time.

Diamond Dee
08-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Hah. I rarely visit this place and my name gets brought up.

JoY
08-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Dana, where? & doh, you leave an impression wherever you go, woman! it's a good one, too. *smiles*

Justin, dear, it turned out beautiful. I don't entirely get why anyone would put so much time into something like this, but at least it resulted into something incredibly amusing.

Linda - saying none of this is true must be one of your dumbest moves ever.

Linda
08-26-2005, 11:29 PM
It's only the internet.

*sarcasm*

Sin Studly
08-27-2005, 01:56 AM
That'd be a good rebuttal, coming from somebody who didn't fly over five hours to get stood up by an internet lover... more than once. Seriously Linda, you really suck. Fucking paedo trash.

0r4ng3
11-26-2005, 01:02 PM
*bump*, because the collection wouldn't be complete without the original.

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2005, 01:03 PM
Actually bumping this was a good idea.

UgLy_eLf
11-26-2005, 05:44 PM
.................So.......... what else is new?

Linda
11-26-2005, 05:48 PM
.................So.......... what else is new?

Well, as you can see.......NOTHING!
Same shit, different day!
hahaha Get it?!?!?! :D

UgLy_eLf
11-26-2005, 05:54 PM
So anyone have any tales of adventure to tell? What, no? You've been on the BBS for how long, go outside? Noooooo couldnt leave the computer for a single second someone could reply to my thread!!!!

Offspring7
11-26-2005, 07:29 PM
Well, as you can see.......NOTHING!
Same shit, different day!
hahaha Get it?!?!?! :D

actually, i don't get it.