View Full Version : Sarah Silverman: Goddess

08-25-2005, 11:56 PM
"I want to get an abortion, but my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving."

08-25-2005, 11:57 PM
Who is Sarah Silverman?

08-26-2005, 12:06 AM
“I dated a guy who was half-black, but he dumped me because I’m such a loser. Wow, I shouldn’t say things like that, I’m such a pessimist… he's actually half-white.”
"A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"
"I saw my father naked once. But it was okay, because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."
"I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment. And it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything."
"I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says [in a gruff male voice], 'I want pussy!' Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [flattered smile] he was talking about me!"
"The writers of "Sanford and Son" were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!"
"I was raped by a doctor.... which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."
"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin."

Silverman caused a brief controversy after using the racist slur "chink" in a comedy routine on the July 11, 2001 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Even though Silverman claimed to be making fun of the racist thought process, NBC issued an apology, though Silverman did not. In the offending interview, Silverman explained that a friend had advised her how to avoid jury duty by writing a racial slur on the selection form, "something really inappropriate, like, 'I hate chinks'?'" However, Silverman says she ultimately decided that she didn't want to be thought of as a racist and instead wrote, "I love chinks."
Silverman has since turned the complaint into grist for her standup act, saying that the experience helped teach her the important lesson that racism is bad: "And I mean bad, like in that black way."

note: all stolen from wikipedia because i'm too lazy to type up lines from the stuff of hers i've seen.

08-26-2005, 12:07 AM
Right..now I get it.

Not Ozymandias
08-26-2005, 02:06 AM
"Goddess" is a bit much, I'm no expert on mythology but I can't think of too many Greek goddesses who would let Jimmy Kimmel fuck them.

08-26-2005, 02:20 AM
"Goddess" is a bit much, I'm no expert on mythology but I can't think of too many Greek goddesses who would let Jimmy Kimmel fuck them.
i cried when i found out about that.

08-26-2005, 02:23 AM
Nice hair, shame about the teeth.


08-26-2005, 08:09 AM
I fucking love Sarah Silverman. She's hilarious and hot too.

I wanna like, do lots of things to and for her.

08-26-2005, 10:36 AM
Time for a photo


08-26-2005, 11:15 AM

08-26-2005, 12:30 PM
Good ol' google image search

The Darkside Has Cookies
08-26-2005, 01:23 PM
Ive figured it out!!! Endy,if you want put your nail in the 2x4 of Sarah Silverman get ugly and husky.

Let me explain my theory:

-She's dating Jimmy Kimmel.He is a husky,ass ugly,Italian late show host.
-She is rubbing the crotch area of Jack Black's poster.He is a husky,ass ugly,guy that sleeps in tight whiteys and usually stars as a slob/bum.
-She didn't care when she saw her dad naked.He is fat Greek guy,I think.

Now,either she is a prostitute inlove or she digs the chub.

08-26-2005, 01:48 PM
damn my genetic propensity to be thin, average looking, and not covered in body hair!