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greencows12
11-19-2004, 10:54 PM
Dell dude's life story summarized.

Dell dude was born in lincoln nebraska, where he fell out of his mom's ass.
He later went to school untill he became a teenager.

http://homepage.mac.com/gooseboxer/.cv/gooseboxer/Sites/.Public/DellDude.jpg-thumb_194_194.jpg

He then graduated after four years of computer training and soliciting people, by illegally trying to sell them dells. Daily, the dell people put him in a cage for one year, so he wouldn't bite them.
http://www.techstuff.ca/images/dell-dude.jpg
after a year of being in a cage,he modeled for popular science weekly, and was surrounded by groupies of ten year old girls, old men and zookeepers. He also became an elf as a part time job.
http://media.msnbc.msn.com/j/msnbc/1725000/1725678.standard.jpg
After a year of modeling for popular science and being an elf, Dell dude decided to audition for American Idol.

http://media.msnbc.msn.com/j/msnbc/1599000/1599220.hsmall.jpg

greencows12
11-19-2004, 10:54 PM
It was a success, he put out his first single, "I blow dell computers".
http://s93109037.onlinehome.us/images/twopixel/53_delldude.jpg
In the same year, he attempted to be blue's clues. He coudn't, because Steve thought Dell dude was an idiot. The end.
http://main.wgbh.org/wgbh/pages/mag/images/bluesclues_goodwork.jpg

greencows12
11-19-2004, 10:55 PM
by the way....this is the blue's clue's guy now, he sort of looks like Greg k.
http://www.geocities.com/thunder29577/steve-clapboard.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/thunder29577/glareweb.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/thunder29577/75000000_toddlers_01.jpg

punkangel
11-20-2004, 07:46 AM
Go Lincoln,Nebraska woohoo!! I hate where I live people. This is what the
corn does!! ;)

thistissam
11-20-2004, 09:53 AM
dood thats so freakin screwed up..........w/ an i ronic twist