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Sin Studly
08-28-2005, 06:21 PM
Yeah, I need ideas for what to buy my girlfriend, who is a girl, for her birthday. She's cute, uh... blonde, and loves getting presents from me, her boyfriend. And she doesn't have the internet, so none of you have met her, and probably never will meet her. Oh, and she lives in another town, so the BBSers from Adelaide have never met her either. And probably never will meet her. So uh, any ideas?

Endymion
08-28-2005, 06:26 PM
get her an abortion

Sin Studly
08-28-2005, 06:27 PM
I can't, I use condoms (because we're having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!).

barangatang
08-28-2005, 06:28 PM
Sex toys. You can get them cheap on amazon.

Sin Studly
08-28-2005, 06:29 PM
Barang, do you hear a loud whooshing sound from somewhere above your head whenever anybody says anything?

barangatang
08-28-2005, 06:30 PM
Barang, do you hear a loud whooshing sound from somewhere above your head whenever anybody says anything?

Hell yes, how did you know?

Endymion
08-28-2005, 06:35 PM
buy her an unwanted asian child.

nieh
08-28-2005, 06:36 PM
you got rid of Nutsy...? =,0(

get her a rifle!

neocon58
08-28-2005, 10:38 PM
buy her an unwanted asian child.

Good idea. Theres a few billion to choose from.

bd007h
08-28-2005, 10:41 PM
how about a toy harlequin fetus? :rolleyes:

Sin Studly
08-28-2005, 11:01 PM
Hrm, I think I'll buy her a digital camera. So she can take some pictures of me and I can post them in the photo album thread, then whine like a fucking baby when nobody comments.

bd007h
08-28-2005, 11:20 PM
Hrm, I think I'll buy her a digital camera. So she can take some pictures of me and I can post them in the photo album thread, then whine like a fucking baby when nobody comments.


haha, that just never gets old, does it? :rolleyes:

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:33 PM
fuck no it doesnt....

how old are you jade? I know a offspring fan that lives in washington.

jade fahy
08-28-2005, 11:36 PM
how old are you jade? I know a offspring fan that lives in washington.
13....y? you know what....fuck you sin.... :mad:

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:38 PM
13....y? you know what....fuck you sin.... :mad:

do you live in seattle?

jade fahy
08-28-2005, 11:40 PM
do you live in seattle?
i just moved from seattle to bellingham...why? well...more like kent....

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:42 PM
i just moved from seattle to bellingham...why? well...more like kent....

okay nvm, my cousin, about your age lives in seattle.

jade fahy
08-28-2005, 11:44 PM
okay nvm, my cousin, about your age lives in seattle.
lol........what are you implying....?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!HELP ME BRETT!!!!!!!!!

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:45 PM
lol........what are you implying....?

i just thought you were my cousin because you act like him.

bd007h
08-28-2005, 11:46 PM
i just thought you were my cousin because you act like him.

well, she's a girl.

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:47 PM
well, she's a girl.

ummmm... did i mention my cousin is openly gay?

Sin Studly
08-28-2005, 11:47 PM
That little conversation made me weep for humanity. Jade, you're stupid.

bd007h
08-28-2005, 11:48 PM
ummmm... did i mention my cousin is openly gay?

hahaha, no you didn't

jade fahy
08-28-2005, 11:48 PM
well, she's a girl.
yeah............jdfahgdfg;lk........thats the third time, brett!dagndslghda!

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:50 PM
hahaha, no you didn't

oh, well yah see hes soo gay,he thinks hes a girl. What estrogen can do to people...

bd007h
08-28-2005, 11:51 PM
Sin could use a little Estrogen :rolleyes:

barangatang
08-28-2005, 11:52 PM
Sin could use a little Estrogen :rolleyes:

A little sin should fall in a tank of it! I don't think that will change his xenophobia though.

Sin Studly
08-28-2005, 11:53 PM
Can I borrow some of yours, you seem to have an excess, you whining little baby.

barangatang
08-29-2005, 12:00 AM
Can I borrow some of yours, you seem to have an excess, you whining little baby.

No way in hell am i selling any of mine, try ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/Estro-Glan-Estrogen-A-Trangender-Place_W0QQitemZ5609161354QQcategoryZ1277QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem)

jade fahy
08-29-2005, 12:07 AM
youd need more than one woman to get enough for you, sin...

Sin Studly
08-29-2005, 12:08 AM
I wanted bd007h's, he has the estrogen of an entire Jewish Woman's Club.

RXP
08-29-2005, 01:59 AM
Hey Sin, I brought my girlfriend a vibrator. Perhaps you should buy yours some such device?

P.S I had sex last night and I will be having some tonight.

Vladimir
08-29-2005, 02:02 AM
get her an abortion
LOL
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neocon58
08-29-2005, 02:15 AM
Hey Sin, I brought my girlfriend a vibrator. Perhaps you should buy yours some such device?

P.S I had sex last night and I will be having some tonight.

i wish i had a girlfriend that i could buy a vibrator 4 and have sex with last night and tonight.

killer_queen
08-29-2005, 02:45 AM
Yeah, I need ideas for what to buy my girlfriend, who is a girl, for her birthday. She's cute, uh... blonde, and loves getting presents from me, her boyfriend. And she doesn't have the internet, so none of you have met her, and probably never will meet her. Oh, and she lives in another town, so the BBSers from Adelaide have never met her either. And probably never will meet her. So uh, any ideas?
What about flowers? I know it does not sound original but it works. My boyfriend gave me flowers on my birthday. 'cause you know, he's my boyfriend, he remembered my birthday.
And my ex-boyfriend (who was handsome as the one I have now) gave me a CD full of romantic love songs. Because he loved me.

Vladimir
08-29-2005, 02:47 AM
What about flowers? I know it does not sound original but it works. My boyfriend gave me flowers on my birthday. 'cause you know, he's my boyfriend, he remembered my birthday.
And my ex-boyfriend (who was handsome as the one I have now) gave me a CD full of romantic love songs. Because he loved me.
i gave to my gf an m16 isn't romantic?

Sin Studly
08-29-2005, 02:48 AM
Boy, it sure is awesome having a girlfriend and/or boyfriend, isn't it? Now that I'm 28 years old I finally got myself a girlfriend, and I just love gloating about how pimp I am and what losers you guys all are.

platinumpt
08-29-2005, 02:52 AM
I love the way you all use bold and italic when writing "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". Beautiful.

The digital camera sounds a good idea.

killer_queen
08-29-2005, 02:53 AM
I'm not a loser. I kissed twice with my boyfriend.

Jebus
08-29-2005, 03:12 AM
I'm not a loser. I kissed twice with my boyfriend.
You dirty whore.

JoY
08-29-2005, 03:24 AM
buy her flowerz, lolz. i luv getting flwers. not chcolates, cuz tey make m fat, u no. i hope my bf getz me handcufs 4my next bday tho, lolz, thatd b kool!!!!!!11

Vera
08-29-2005, 03:31 AM
omg handcufs liek how kinky1111

tho i dunno wat u kan do wif hancufs maybe you can play cops n robbas i dunno

JoY
08-29-2005, 03:37 AM
yahyahyahyah sumthin lyke dat its rrealy kool!!!! we ones tryd it wif belts but ya no its just not tha same, u no??!!!11

Vera
08-29-2005, 03:38 AM
wat belts i dun understand :confused: :confused:

wat hole duz teh penis go in?

JoY
08-29-2005, 03:39 AM
deres lyke 3optoins, if u exclud tha nostrils LOLZ!

Vera
08-29-2005, 03:41 AM
i think il donload some pr0n from teh internets and find out roflmao!!11

JoY
08-29-2005, 03:46 AM
we also cud trie 2gethah wen we meat!!!!!11 ill bring the tois, *gigle*

platinumpt
08-29-2005, 03:56 AM
It's funny to see you spelling like that. You look ridiculous

JoY
08-29-2005, 04:04 AM
hahalolz, kthnx.

platinumpt
08-29-2005, 04:06 AM
Yeah you're welcome, as long as you keep the dialogue understandable :rolleyes:

jennie
09-19-2005, 03:25 PM
Give her an orgasm, multiple times!!! then give her some bananas foster to be licked off your favorite body parts.
You have a girlfriend! does she know what a slut you are on the boards?
Why do you hide her? Its my opinion that if she's dating you, she could probably handle herself on the boards, and when she can't you cum in and save her.

JohnnyNemesis
09-19-2005, 03:28 PM
This was already a classic thread, but jennie just immortalized it.

I tip my hat to you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:29 PM
I bet I can predict what Justin'll say.

wheelchairman
09-19-2005, 03:30 PM
cum
LOOOOOOOLLLLLL>L>>>>ZZZ

Preocupado
09-19-2005, 03:32 PM
Hey jennie...

you know the rest

Paint_It_Black
09-19-2005, 03:43 PM
buy her an unwanted asian child.

Buy? Just give her Kerr. We're not using him for anything.

Endymion
09-19-2005, 03:48 PM
Buy? Just give her Kerr. We're not using him for anything.
come now, that was uncalled for.

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 10:57 PM
Endy, why the hyper sensitivity?

Sin Studly
09-19-2005, 11:41 PM
Give her an orgasm, multiple times!!! then give her some bananas foster to be licked off your favorite body parts.
You have a girlfriend! does she know what a slut you are on the boards?
Why do you hide her? Its my opinion that if she's dating you, she could probably handle herself on the boards, and when she can't you cum in and save her.

Hahahaha, your father's dead.

TUNB, like that?

Sin Studly
09-19-2005, 11:43 PM
Buy? Just give her Kerr. We're not using him for anything.

BWAAAHAHAHAAHAH!

Well played.

Endymion
09-19-2005, 11:52 PM
Endy, why the hyper sensitivity?
that time of the month i guess.

.:SMASH:.
09-20-2005, 04:02 AM
Yeah, I need ideas for what to buy my girlfriend, who is a girl, for her birthday. She's cute, uh... blonde, and loves getting presents from me, her boyfriend. And she doesn't have the internet, so none of you have met her, and probably never will meet her. Oh, and she lives in another town, so the BBSers from Adelaide have never met her either. And probably never will meet her. So uh, any ideas?
get her americana or conspiracy of one. chix love those albums

Paint_It_Black
09-20-2005, 07:59 AM
How can some people be so dense. And how can one message board highlight the best and worst humanity has to offer.

arak0r
09-20-2005, 08:07 AM
id hardly call anything from this board the best humanity has to offer :|

oh, and btw, got steve shaw?

JoY
09-20-2005, 08:10 AM
Joey; sometimes some people do actually display intelligence, wit & sense of humour. plus good looks, if you'd count that in the same category.

Justin, you should get her a dick that actually *does* reach all the way to the Netherlands. either that, or a Justin-actionfigure.

Endymion
09-20-2005, 08:15 AM
sometimes some people do actually display intelligence, wit & sense of humour. plus good looks
yeah, but we're all terrible monsters.

plus shouldn't that stuff be the norm?

jennie
09-20-2005, 08:53 AM
This was already a classic thread, but jennie just immortalized it.

I tip my hat to you.
Thank you, but I can't take all the cedit, it's you fuckers that make this forum such a great place. Infinite laughs, giggles, chuckles & smiles; thank you!!

Sin Studly & all of your personalities!!??
give her some bananas foster to be licked off your favorite body parts.
You have a girlfriend! does she know what a slut you are on the boards?
Why do you hide her? Its my opinion that if she's dating you, she could probably handle herself on the boards, and when she can't you cum in and save her.
Answer my questions, please.

Hey jennie... what?

Sin Studly
09-20-2005, 10:15 AM
This was already a classic thread, but jennie just immortalized it.

I tip my hat to you.
Thank you, but I can't take all the cedit, it's you fuckers that make this forum such a great place. Infinite laughs, giggles, chuckles & smiles; thank you!!

Sin Studly & all of your personalities!!??
give her some bananas foster to be licked off your favorite body parts.
You have a girlfriend! does she know what a slut you are on the boards?
Why do you hide her? Its my opinion that if she's dating you, she could probably handle herself on the boards, and when she can't you cum in and save her.
Answer my questions, please.

Hey jennie... what?

Hahahahhahaa, your dad's fucking dead.

And arakor ; shut the fuck up, loser.

UnityMinersrulz
09-20-2005, 10:37 AM
give her your mom dumbfuck

offspringrammsteinfan
09-20-2005, 10:40 AM
[QUOTE=Sin Studly]Hahahahhahaa, your dad's fucking dead. QUOTE]

Ohw man, can't you come up with something original? We all know that girls dad is dead, just leave him be and come up with something original, will ya?

Vera
09-20-2005, 11:13 AM
A boyfriend.

T-6005
09-20-2005, 11:48 AM
A guided tour of your room.

Cheap and fun.

Possibly appreciated. Possibly not.

Paint_It_Black
09-20-2005, 11:50 AM
[QUOTE=Sin Studly]Hahahahhahaa, your dad's fucking dead. QUOTE]

Ohw man, can't you come up with something original? We all know that girls dad is dead, just leave him be and come up with something original, will ya?

Shut up. I'm just starting to find it funny.

arak0r
09-20-2005, 12:23 PM
Joey; sometimes some people do actually display intelligence, wit & sense of humour. plus good looks, if you'd count that in the same category.


still doesnt make it tbe best of humanity. theres more to life than intelligent, looks, and humor. something this board is lacking, is humanity. it has some i suppose, but when justin posts, it usually goes down the tubes. sure, jennie may be an annoying cunt, a stupid bitch that has no right to give people her advice, but you still dont do the dead father shit.

while this is nothing new for HIM it still doesnt make it right. then there are the idiots that think hes cool, and go right along with it. while they dont bother ME as much, i dont like seeing that hes apparently upsetting other people, and no one else gives a shit :\

/me waits for more of the same old insults from justin

Amanda
09-20-2005, 12:27 PM
Yeah, I need ideas for what to buy my girlfriend, who is a girl, for her birthday. She's cute, uh... blonde, and loves getting presents from me, her boyfriend. And she doesn't have the internet, so none of you have met her, and probably never will meet her. Oh, and she lives in another town, so the BBSers from Adelaide have never met her either. And probably never will meet her. So uh, any ideas?
*Rolls on the floor with tears in her eyes from so much laughter*

wheelchairman
09-20-2005, 12:30 PM
Except Jennie seems to appreciate Justin's joke. Haven't you noticed that Joey?

arak0r
09-20-2005, 12:32 PM
id like to point out my previous post really has nothing to do with the original subject matter, which as far as i can tell was mocking steven shaw, or someone quite like him

arak0r
09-20-2005, 12:34 PM
Except Jennie seems to appreciate Justin's joke. Haven't you noticed that Joey?
honestly? i think shes as stupid as shit. maybe it doesnt bug her. but i know hes made the jokes about other people, and it DID bug them.

wheelchairman
09-20-2005, 12:41 PM
honestly? i think shes as stupid as shit. maybe it doesnt bug her. but i know hes made the jokes about other people, and it DID bug them.
She's thanked him. You probably shouldn't have used her as an example.

Besides, who are you to speak of humanity? I remember you once tried to get to me by insulting my girlfriend, who at the time was a very sensitive person, very susceptible to such things.

arak0r
09-20-2005, 02:27 PM
She's thanked him. You probably shouldn't have used her as an example.

Besides, who are you to speak of humanity? I remember you once tried to get to me by insulting my girlfriend, who at the time was a very sensitive person, very susceptible to such things.

i dont remember this :|

coke_a_holic
09-20-2005, 02:39 PM
You have a girlfriend, too? Well my girlfriend (who's a girl) is really hot and sexy and is constantly performing sexual acts onto me which I can't go into detail about. She's also a hot girl who totally has sex with me. I would show you guys pictures of her but she's camera shy. Also, I never see her when she isn't having sex with me.

Sin Studly
09-21-2005, 07:22 AM
I can relate. Nobody else has ever met my girlfriend either, but she totally exists.