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original_prankster
08-30-2005, 12:13 PM
She has a new album coming out. I don't know when, but this is HORRIFYING news...

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
08-30-2005, 12:19 PM
NO!!! Why?! That bastard. Doesn't she lip sing?!

Inky
08-30-2005, 12:36 PM
Nimrod In Town']NO!!! Why?! That bastard. Doesn't she lip sing?!

yes she does
thankfully shes based in the USA so I dont hear her much

nameless
08-30-2005, 02:14 PM
mayve she will put out another series of her show to go with it!

beautifulnightmare
08-30-2005, 05:05 PM
She has a new album coming out. I don't know when, but this is HORRIFYING news...
-.-' great just what we need>_>

That_Guy91
08-30-2005, 05:07 PM
mayve she will put out another series of her show to go with it!
WHILE I ICE SKATE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

coke_a_holic
08-30-2005, 05:34 PM
Aww, little sister wants a piece of pie! Too bad the talentless one should remain unknown.

Apathy
08-30-2005, 05:42 PM
Nimrod In Town']NO!!! Why?! That bastard. Doesn't she lip sing?!


Almost every pop singer Lip Syncs. There are a few People who obviously don't. Like Kelly Clarkson or Gwen Stefani. Honestly, I don't see why people thought it was such a shock. I bet over half of pop singers lip sync.

sourskittle
09-04-2005, 09:29 AM
i heard ashlee has a penis and pees out her mouth... eeeewwwwww

offspring fan
09-04-2005, 09:38 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

Floyd the Barber
09-04-2005, 02:49 PM
1st album: Autobiography
1st single: Pieces of Me
2nd album: I am Me

Notice a pattern here? What a whiny, self-centered dyke. "OMG look at me I'm not like my sister I wanna be different and special!!!" Shut the fuck up. She hasn't had a big fuckup in a while after SNL and the Orange Bowl, I think she's due for one. And yet, despite the fact that she is completely manufactured by the MTV/Viacom conglomerate, can't sing for shit, and is constantly getting caught with her pants down, her first monstrosity of an album went, what...triple platinum?

Oh, well. Slayer comes out with an album next month too, so I guess it all balances out in the end.

Offspring-Fanatic
09-04-2005, 03:31 PM
NO...NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! it...it.... BURNS!!!

kickass0987654321
09-04-2005, 03:38 PM
That nasty bitch. I say we kill her!!!

original_prankster
09-05-2005, 07:49 AM
That nasty bitch. I say we kill her!!!
*Grabs an axe.*

Should this be slow and painful, or should I just chop her head off right away?

ashtray_girl_1
09-05-2005, 10:24 AM
slooooooow and paaaaaaifullll
don't forget to shoot and upload it

Drummerguy123
09-05-2005, 09:03 PM
Did anyone see her at the Orange bowl? She was booed the whole time! It was awesome! She just needs to give up before something else happens.

dalaksta
09-07-2005, 01:51 PM
Ashlee Simpson Sucks!!!

Harnum
01-28-2008, 04:35 PM
*bump* I feel this needs to be ranted about and I couldn't find another suitable thread. Anyway...

Just when we thought she couldn't get any worse..

UGH! What the HELL is this?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsulZKXFxK8) :(

WebDudette
01-28-2008, 04:41 PM
I kinda like it, though I could have sworn it was a cover.

Harnum
01-28-2008, 04:46 PM
Maybe it is a cover, I don't know. But that is the most lack luster thing I've ever heard. The beat goes nowhere, as in 'Crank Dat' by Souljah Boy. It seems like it's gonna lead into something interesting, but it never does.. :( and her vocals are as annoying as ever. The video just makes me plain angry. Ugh.. I hate it all so much.

WebDudette
01-28-2008, 04:50 PM
It is a ridiculously bad song, but for some reason, I find it catchy.

Llamas
01-28-2008, 04:59 PM
The only Ashlee Simpson song that's catchy and fun enough for my liking is LOVE.

Harnum
01-28-2008, 04:59 PM
Sometimes it happens that way, my friend.

SuperKnux
01-28-2008, 06:56 PM
I forget this is an Offspring board, where a lot of teens post.

Anyway, to quote the Ixnay disclaimer, "And if it offends you, just don't listen to it."

0r4ng3
01-28-2008, 07:24 PM
The concept of the video is interesting, but the execution, not so much.