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Sinister
08-31-2005, 02:48 PM
Please post a link to the lyrics rather than the lyrics themselves to keep the thread readable without scrolling down forever.

And I'm talking about random text. If it has a deep meaning but seems like random at first glance, I consider it random.

Sinister
08-31-2005, 02:57 PM
Basically every song here (http://primus.j5.org/lyrics.htm)

you either ruined the thread as no one else will bother posting new stuff or gave it a great start.

Cejus
08-31-2005, 02:58 PM
What about this? Britney Spears - Soda Pop (http://www.all-britney-spears-lyrics.pair.com/lyrics-soda-pop.htm)

Sinister
08-31-2005, 03:00 PM
What about this? Britney Spears - Soda Pop (http://www.all-britney-spears-lyrics.pair.com/lyrics-soda-pop.htm)
Holy Fuck !
the only good thing about Spears is her videos - if you put your TV on "mute" mode.

~*hit_that*~
08-31-2005, 03:03 PM
Pretty much anything by the Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! lolz

Cejus
08-31-2005, 03:05 PM
Pretty much anything by the Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! lolz
Like this: RHCP - True men don't kill Coyotes (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/r/redhotchilipepperslyrics/truemendontkillcoyoteslyrics.html) ? LOL

~*hit_that*~
08-31-2005, 03:24 PM
Yes, there are more random ones though!

Like, The Zephyr Song and Can't stop for instance.

http://users.tpg.com.au/lalirra/lyrics/thezephyrsong.html

http://users.tpg.com.au/lalirra/lyrics/can'tstop.html

original_prankster
08-31-2005, 03:27 PM
Click here (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php) and you will see what true randomness is.

~*hit_that*~
08-31-2005, 03:54 PM
'Suck My Kiss' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Go read the lyrics to that motherfucker :p haha :)

Turbonegro
08-31-2005, 04:07 PM
Almost anything by Mindless Self Indulgence. Especially this (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/mindlessselfindulgence/bringthepain.html) song.

coke_a_holic
08-31-2005, 04:16 PM
Beck pwns everyone with weird lyrics.

Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading
And everywhere I look
There's a dead end waiting
Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis
Stealing kisses from the leperous faces

Heads are hanging from the garbage man trees
Mouthwash jukebox gasoline
pistols are pointing
At a poor man's pockets
Smiling eyes ripping out of his sockets

Got a devil's haircut in my mind


ALSO:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Iím out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaminí with a loser and the cruise control
Babyís in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayiní Iím insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Donít believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saviní all your food stamps and burniní down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
ícuz oneís got a weasel and the otherís got a flag
Oneís on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and itís hanginí from a pigeon wing
You canít write if you canít relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falliní on a termite
Thatís chokiní on the splinter

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodatrep nu yoS
[You can hear hear it if you reverse it.]

(Iím a driver, Iím a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(I canít believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(sprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(know what Iím sayiní? )

Love machines on the sympathy crutches
Discount orgies on the dropout buses
Hitching a ride with the bleeding noses
Coming to town with the brief case blues

Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Rock 'n' roll, know what I'm saying
And everywhere I look
There's a devil waiting

Aimeht
08-31-2005, 04:20 PM
What about this? Britney Spears - Soda Pop (http://www.all-britney-spears-lyrics.pair.com/lyrics-soda-pop.htm)

"Open the soda pop bop shu bop shu bop".

Omg.

~*hit_that*~
08-31-2005, 04:26 PM
Thats not random, just fucking stupid!!!

Telekinesis
08-31-2005, 08:10 PM
I'm listening to Up Against The Wall by The Whitlams right now and it has some pretty weird lyrics

To think it was going so well
We'd go out at night come home and fight like hell
Good fights about big things
You know just pushing around in the dark

To think I was scared to open the box
New love on the doorstep isn't it funny there's nothing on how it works
Go on have a look inside
You won't know what you did without it

Well you slept
You met interesting people
And you slept with them
I'm up against the wall now

Hotel room, a silent phone
A packet of fags, a bottle of wine, a suitcase you call your own
When the darkness comes from the inside out
And even the barmen are pricks

Vitriol, the cigarettes
A long night of thinking and the search for the best vignettes
Yeah well it was good wasn't it
Then it got bad,p> Some say love it only comes once in a lifetime
Well once is enough for me
She was one in a million
So there's five more just in New south Wales

There's a show on the television now
A man in the jungle with monkeys, he's saying we've come so far
Yeah well it's news to me
I'd better go evolve now

To think it was going to well
We'd go out at night come home and fight like hell
Good fights about big things
Like "who wrote the book on men?"
Well it was me

I'm up against the wall now
And I'm afraid to say I must fail her


Lots of their songs have pretty weird lyrics actually, I might post some more later

Sinister
08-31-2005, 08:15 PM
I'm listening to Up Against The Wall by The Whitlams right now and it has some pretty weird lyrics
Lots of their songs have pretty weird lyrics actually, I might post some more later

do that but first change that avatar. it makes me want to poke my eyes out with a 12" nail (not fingernail!)

kickass0987654321
08-31-2005, 08:16 PM
do that but first change that avatar. it makes me want to poke my eyes out with a 12" nail (not fingernail!)
Dido......................

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:18 PM
Beck pwns everyone with weird lyrics.

Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading
And everywhere I look
There's a dead end waiting
Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis
Stealing kisses from the leperous faces

Heads are hanging from the garbage man trees
Mouthwash jukebox gasoline
pistols are pointing
At a poor man's pockets
Smiling eyes ripping out of his sockets

Got a devil's haircut in my mind


ALSO:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Iím out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaminí with a loser and the cruise control
Babyís in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayiní Iím insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Donít believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saviní all your food stamps and burniní down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
ícuz oneís got a weasel and the otherís got a flag
Oneís on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and itís hanginí from a pigeon wing
You canít write if you canít relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falliní on a termite
Thatís chokiní on the splinter

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodatrep nu yoS
[You can hear hear it if you reverse it.]

(Iím a driver, Iím a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(I canít believe you)
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(sprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
Iím a loser baby, so why donít you kill me?
(know what Iím sayiní? )

Love machines on the sympathy crutches
Discount orgies on the dropout buses
Hitching a ride with the bleeding noses
Coming to town with the brief case blues

Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Rock 'n' roll, know what I'm saying
And everywhere I look
There's a devil waiting

Beck is awesome.

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:21 PM
Queens Of The Stone Age - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer.

Telekinesis
08-31-2005, 08:21 PM
Sorry but I just had to post these lyrics. This has got to be the most weirdest song I've ever heard

You Sound Like Louis Burdett by The Whitlams

Had a little bit to drink
There's a little thing I want at a do out East
Nothing too emotional, my good miss
I couldn't be serious in a room full of jack-knife eyes
Stop talking 'bout the years - you sound like Louis Burdett

And we roll on to my backshed, play some poker, scratch my head
Look at the sky and spot the planes, where would I go on holidays?
Roll with the punches, down the aisles, and down the street the weeks roll by

I'm chewing ice and grinning, I'm spewing up and spinning
It's billiousness as usual in my corner of the kitchen
Hey you, lose that friend before we go anywhere
What? Someone might see you alone?
Stop bagging out the band, you sound like Louis Burdett

All my friends are fuck-ups but they're fun to have around
Banana chairs out on the concrete, telling stories to the stars
how Gemini's love Wooden Dragons, and how down the street the weeks roll by

The moment the night wears off, the bombsite reappears
They're all asleep but the morning tastes like wine
It tastes like wine in Tempe
I feel so good I just might wake him up
Pat him on the bald head - tell me about a dream Louis, something
obscene Louis, your life's an open magazine Louis

I'm stoned in a bookshop, sober in a nightclub
Sex is everywhere but nowhere 'round me
By the time she gets to Marrickville we'll be masturbating
never rains in Tempe but the planes remind me of family money and the lack down here
Stop talking frustrated, 'cause I sound like Louis Burdett

Most of my friends are very fruity indeed, such fun to have around
Terror, like charity, begins at home
Chris don't like madness, but madness likes him
He's got a finger in his chest saying how it should have been


Who the fuck is Louis Burdett anyway? I can't be stuffed looking him up

Telekinesis
08-31-2005, 08:23 PM
do that but first change that avatar. it makes me want to poke my eyes out with a 12" nail (not fingernail!)

What's wrong with my avatar?

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:23 PM
Sorry but I just had to post these lyrics. This has got to be the most weirdest song I've ever heard

You Sound Like Louis Burdett by The Whitlams


Who the fuck is Louis Burdett anyway? I can't be stuffed looking him up

the name sounds vaguely familiar. Hold on, I'll look it up.

kickass0987654321
08-31-2005, 08:24 PM
What's wrong with my avatar?
Whatever you are holding looks disgusting.

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:26 PM
the name sounds vaguely familiar. Hold on, I'll look it up.

http://www.abc.net.au/arts/adlib/stories/s862629.htm

Unnatural Disaster
08-31-2005, 08:33 PM
This is the strangest song I've ever heard:

VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY - SYSTEM OF A DOWN

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody dies


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV


Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that's on your TV


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that’s on you TV


It's on the TV
Fuck
Turn off you TV


Can you say "brainwashing?"


It's a non-stop disco



Or this one:

CIGARO - SYSTEM OF A DOWN

My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for


Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


My shit stinks much better than yours
My shit stinks right down to the floor
With a feeling a feeling so pure
It's got you coming back for


Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


Can't you see that I love my cock


Cant you see that you love my cock


Cant you see that we love my cock


We're the regulators that deregulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources
Then we turn and hide


We're Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


We're the regulators that deregulate
We're the animators that de-animate


We're Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for more

Telekinesis
08-31-2005, 08:34 PM
Ok, 1. it's not me, It's Katharine Isabelle, and that pictures from the movie Ginger Snaps. 2. If you look at the whole picture (which i can't seem to find) she's licking her hand which has blood on it. But I will change it now that I know people are scared of it

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:36 PM
This is the strangest song I've ever heard:

VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY - SYSTEM OF A DOWN

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody dies


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV


Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that's on your TV


It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that’s on you TV


It's on the TV
Fuck
Turn off you TV


Can you say "brainwashing?"


It's a non-stop disco



Or this one:

CIGARO - SYSTEM OF A DOWN

My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for


Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


My shit stinks much better than yours
My shit stinks right down to the floor
With a feeling a feeling so pure
It's got you coming back for


Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


Can't you see that I love my cock


Cant you see that you love my cock


Cant you see that we love my cock


We're the regulators that deregulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources
Then we turn and hide


We're Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


We're the regulators that deregulate
We're the animators that de-animate


We're Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar


My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for more


SOAD rocks. :D

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:39 PM
Queens Of The Stone Age - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer.

here are the lyrics:

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.

Cocaine.





it just repeats over and over

kickass0987654321
08-31-2005, 08:41 PM
telekinisis changed her avatar! Woo hoo! Thanks.

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:42 PM
Nirvana - Tourettes

Mayday every day, in my heart.
Couldíve had a heart attack, in my heart.
We donít know anything, in my heart.
We all want something fair, in my heart.
Hey!
Hey!
Heyyyyyyy! (x3)

Out of town, out of sight, is my heart.
Queen of lies, everyday, in my heart.
My heart, one more on the phone, my heart.
One more at the phone, at my heart
Hey!
Hey!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy! (x2)

Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart
Cold heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart!

Uhhhhhhh!

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:44 PM
Nirvana had quite a few songs with messed up lyrics

Nirvana - Moist Vagina:

She had a moist vagina
I particularly enjoy the circumference
Iíve been sucking the walls of her anus

Marijuana

I prefered her to any other

Marijuana

Telekinesis
08-31-2005, 08:44 PM
Here's some more weird lyrics

Fever For The Flava by Hot Action Cop

[Verse 1]

Do you think that I could get some (chickie chickie)
Maybe gets a little finga (sticky sticky)
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya til the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip (lookie lookie)
Maybe just a little uh uh (nookie nookie)
Hey whatcha say, it doesn't matter anyway
You won't do another 'cause you're getting with me

[Verse 2]

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy, whoop whoop
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly, whoop whoop
What do I have to say to get inside girl, what do I have to say

[Verse 3]

Can I get a little yum yum (kitty kitty)
Just a little sumthin sumthin (itty bitty)
Do you wanna get tripe X groovy
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record (wicky wicky)
Let me get ya butt naked (licky licky)
Here we go, yo here's the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

[Verse 4]

Ya got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I'm your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me your super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy, whoop whoop
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly, whoop whoop
What do I have to say to get inside girl, what do I have to say

[Verse 5]

I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey ma mama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma you hey may yo hey ma mama hootchie

Whoop 14x Go!

[Verse 6]

Do you think that I could get some (chickie chickie)
Maybe gets a little finga (sticky sticky)
You wanna suck it like a bong hit, wack it
You gotta be my first lady, Jack it

[Verse 7]

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Let's party hardy and rock and roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy, whoop whoop
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly, whoop whoop
What do I have to say to get inside girl, what do I have to say

[Verse 8]

I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey ma mama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey ma mama hootchie

Whoop 14x Mmmmmmmm



This is probablly one of the funniest songs I've ever heard :D

kickass0987654321
08-31-2005, 08:45 PM
Eeewww. That's just plain nasty.

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:47 PM
Nirvana - Mexican Seafood:

Oh itchy flakes it isn't through me (Oh it's your face it isn't
even)
Till the jaw's in flames it's entertaining
True the fungus mold is my attraction
Oh it's only a dys infection
Only hurts a night until I pee (tonight / pay)
Only hurts a night until I sleep
Oh coming up and diarrhea
On the tile floor a gum of pizza
In the toilet bowl aroma cloudy
Toss feel it burn become a chowdered mess
Only hurts a night, until I pee (plea)
Only hurts a night, until I sleep (sing)
Oh, take my bed, I've just consumed some
Flies. Bugs and fleas and even mucus
Stain the Vaseline, and tainted burgers
Stop, in case it learns, and takes a joke as such



Kurt must have wrote these songs when he was having a heroine trip.

Telekinesis
08-31-2005, 08:51 PM
Yet another Whitlam's song, their lyrics are just so funny!

LOVE IS EVERYWHERE

Love is everywhere, I don't want to bend down and pick it up
Love is everywhere, a shocking week but can Sunday bail me out
Love is everywhere, I want to sit here and hear the sound of that thing

What can an elfin do, put on a kettle for you?
Leave your mother in the cupboard, the writing's on the wall
I'm not coming back here no anymore

Take it all from me, I don't want it
Love is everywhere, I don't want to bend down and pick it up
Love is everywhere, I might just sit here and look around

Watching the day go by, putting all your eggs in the sky
Catch a bus and read a poem, look around there's no-one home
I think that I might stay here for quite a while

Love is everywhere, my mum's got a new boyfriend and I like the man
Take it all from me, je ne veux pas coucher avec toi ce soir
Love is everywhere, I want to sit here and hear the sound of that thing

bd007h
08-31-2005, 08:58 PM
King Missile - Socks

LOOK AT ALL MY SOCKS
OH SO MANY MANY SOCKS
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT
CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING SO MANY SOCKS
I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COUNT THEM ALL
LET ALONE EVEN THINK ABOUT WEARING THEM
SO MANY SOCKS
HOW DID I GET SO MANY?
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
HEY!
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY SOCKS?

I'm inundated
I can't-
No, I'm sorry
This won't do
I cannot have this
This is too many
I cannot have this many socks
Please take some of these socks
immediately away at once

Ah, yes
That is much better
Thank you
This is much more manageable
This is quite good
This is quite precisely the quintessentially right number
I am extremely pleased
Thank you

Rancid_Guyxxx
08-31-2005, 09:03 PM
Kneeling rose's disappearing into moses's dry mouth.

Lyrics from BYOB - System of a Down.

WTF?

bd007h
08-31-2005, 09:10 PM
This song fucking rocks. It's hilarious

King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]



imagine hearing that song on the radio when you were 7 years old :eek: :D

Turbonegro
08-31-2005, 09:19 PM
Please post a link to the lyrics rather than the lyrics themselves to keep the thread readable without scrolling down forever.


Seriously.

bd007h
09-01-2005, 12:04 AM
Seriously.

good idea. I'll do that from now on.

jade fahy
09-01-2005, 12:45 AM
Monty Python- spam....actually, all monty python songs are..like my favourites....the lumberjack song, ive got two legs, and i like chinese... :D

bd007h
09-01-2005, 12:47 AM
have you heard the Definitions of "FUCK" ?? That one is funny.

jade fahy
09-01-2005, 12:48 AM
have you heard the Definitions of "FUCK" ?? That one is funny.
no but the penis song and every sperm is sacred is hilarious....

bd007h
09-01-2005, 12:50 AM
did you see the lyrics to the song by King Missile called "Detachable Penis" ?
hahah, that song is hilarious.

jade fahy
09-01-2005, 12:51 AM
did you see the lyrics to the song by King Missile called "Detachable Penis" ?
hahah, that song is hilarious.
ya..ive heard that song a thousand times....

bd007h
09-01-2005, 12:52 AM
ya..ive heard that song a thousand times....

haha, it just never gets old though. I heard it for the first time when I was 7.

jade fahy
09-01-2005, 12:54 AM
haha, it just never gets old though. I heard it for the first time when I was 7.
me, a couple years ago...when i was ten, i think...

bd007h
09-01-2005, 07:25 PM
me, a couple years ago...when i was ten, i think...

I've known it for 12 years, and it's still funny :D

Telekinesis
09-03-2005, 10:04 PM
have you heard the Definitions of "FUCK" ?? That one is funny.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm is this the thing your talking about? It's not a song but it's still pretty funny

bd007h
09-03-2005, 10:07 PM
yeah, that's it. My sister has the mp3 of it one of her mixes she made.

Apathy
09-04-2005, 08:59 AM
Beck - Loser

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

(yo. Cut it.)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(double-barrel buckshy)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
the daytime crap of the folksinger slob
he hung himself with a guitar string
a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
that's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
soooooooyy....
(chorus backwards)
(I'm a driver, I'm the winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?) "

This song is the god of all that is random.
I like where he yells, Get Crazy with the Cheez Whiz!

Zero
09-05-2005, 02:52 AM
Holy shit, start to run
Look out fuckers, here he comes
Now he's back from the dead
Here to start the shit again
Don't try and get into his way
'cause you won't like the price you'll pay
Party down, run away
You'll be dead either way

When he comes, give your drink
You'll get use to his rotting stink
He'll show you a time as well
In the end you'll go to hell
You see the filth, you see a wretch
You want it all, but there's a catch
All your life, all your dreams
Here can hear all your screams

Hurt the ones you loved the most
He'll make you turn white as a ghost
Frightening beyond belief and
Now your life is filled with grief
With his bony hands of death
He'll choke you till your final breath
Now you see, now you know
Your evil friend of ostego

Punky Dudess
09-05-2005, 12:14 PM
most system of a down songs are random yet meaningful.

Endymion
09-05-2005, 12:28 PM
http://www.darklyrics.com/t/thelocust.html

Telekinesis
11-03-2005, 03:13 AM
bump, The Melbourne band Tripod are a comedy band and their lyrics are really funny and random, the song in an hour ones are cool coz they are given a topic or some random words and have to write a song on it...here's one of their funniest songs...I'll post more later, in this song they had to write it in the style of Metallica, i forgot the words they were given to use though

Frankel's Lament

Yon: Okay, let's just set the scene in a hospital.
Scod: Mip... mip... mip...
Gatesy: Frankel the mouse is there, on the bed.
Scod: Mip... mip... mip...

Gatesy: I've forgotten everything,
In my little mouse-sized bin.
In a county hospital,
With a tiny bandage round my head.

Yon and Scod: You've just got a broken ankle,
Snap out of it, Frankel.

Scod: Images are coming back to me,
When I close my eyes I see.
How I got my injury,
'Cause I attempted beastiality.

Yon and Gatesy: Frankel, it's your past you're seeing,
You tried making love to a human being.

Tripod: Frankie, all the things you could have been,
That it's now impossible to be.
Now you'll never realise your dream,
To be a world champion at frisbee.

Gatesy: (Playing air guitar) Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, ne-ne-ne-ne-nl...
Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, neoww...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... two handed... nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... there's usually a really self-indulgent Kirk Hammet solo...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...

Scod: Yeah, but there's usually an instrument!
Gatesy: That's true, there is.

Yon: Now I'm back in walking therapy,
And they're saying, "Bend your knee, Katie, bend your knee".
But my name is not Katie,
And I'll never throw a fuckin' frisbee.

Gatesy and Scod: Luke Skywalker, look at him,
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb.

Tripod: Frankie, all the things you could have been,
That it's now impossible to be.
Now you'll never realise your dream,
To be a world champion at frisbee.

Scod: Memories flying at me,
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring.
It's my future I see,
A lonely life of writing parking fines,
But life is fine.

Tripod: But Frankel, you're a mouse, don't be silly,
Even with all four limbs you couldn't play frisbee.
But Frankel, you will always have your dreams,
'Cause anything is possible, you see...

Scod: It's just bullshit!
Just insert happy ending here!

Telekinesis
11-03-2005, 03:21 AM
This song is about smurfs. Yeah this was live so the bit at the beginning is just them talking, but then they start singing


The Ballad of Floor Buffer Smurf


Gatesy: Hello! So you've had an hour... you've had an hour drinking, starting fights. But we were told - Catholic priests, prostitutes, smurfs, a gay housemate with the same name, floor buffer, and a bit of Shaggy somewhere in there, and it's kind of in a Pogue style - you're familiar with the Pogue's body of work?
Yon: So what we've written is, basically, a love story that takes place in Smurfland.
Scod: Yeah, baby! Let's do it!
Gatesy: Thanks for sticking around for an hour, guys.




Tripod: It's a happy old life, being a Smurf,
We don't have a worry or care on the Earth.
We love all the sights and the sounds and the smells,
Except for that dirty old Gargamel.

Gatesy: Now the only inbalance I see in Smurf-Land,
Is there's only one female from west to the east.
Gatesy: - Lady Smurf.
Gatesy: Everyone's had her, except Papa Smurf,
Tripod: 'Cause he's training to be a Catholic Priest.

But Lady Smurf has decided to charge.
She's so in demand that she's charging a fee,
She's so busy fuckin', there's no time for me.

Scod: Now I buff the floors of Smurf-Land, you see,
And they never made a figurine out of me.
I'm just Floor Buffer Smurf, I'm no-one in her eyes,
So she's been hanging out with the...
Tripod: ... popular guys.

Gatesy: And there's so many smurfs that they sell at BP,
She loves all the others, so why not me?
There's King Smurf and Skate Smurf and Massive Cock Smurf.
Gatesy: But strangely they never made a figure out of that one but I can understand why she would hang out with him...
Scod: Yeah...

Tripod: But Lady Smurf has decided to charge.
She's so in demand that she's charging a fee,
She's so busy smurfin', there's no time for me.

Gatesy: 'Scuse me, how much for a smurf job?
Scod: (High-pitched) That'll be eight smurfs. Do you want me to smurf you, while I smurf you?
Gatesy: Actually, no, I just want you to smurf me off.

Scod: Well, my name finally made it to the top of her list,
But I was out buffin' some floors that day.
My house-mate's name matched with the one in her book,
So she went to smurf him...
Tripod: ... but he was gay!

Scod: Shaggy!
Gatesy: Shaggy!

Yon: (Shaggy) But Lady Smurf has decided to charge,
She's so in demand that she's charging a fee,
She's so busy shaggin'...
Gatesy and Scod: ... there's no time for me!

Yon: (Shaggy) Woh, woh, woh...

Gatesy: Goodnight! Thanks so much!
Scod: Thank you!

dalaksta
11-03-2005, 04:42 AM
Basically every song here (http://primus.j5.org/lyrics.htm)
yea your right
who wrote those?
they must mentally retarded
or bored

Yatesy
11-03-2005, 12:11 PM
Foo Fighters-Weenie Beenie

I'm molasses hung in rent
read a sponsor one shot no post-show
tear it off, but not a lot, it's not enough to debate
as if you blame real and stagnate
big shit no shit
tear it off, but not a lot, only so much you can take
some try that hit beast and mud lead
Beast and mud lead
Beast and mud lead
big shit no shit
tear it off, but not a lot, only so much you can take
as if you blame real and stagnate
real and stagnate
real and stagnate
big shit no shit
tear it off, but not a lot, it's not enough to debate
I'm molasses hung in rent
read a sponsor one shot no post-show
tear it off, but not a lot, only so much you can take
big shit no duh (repeat x10)
right?

Foo Fighters-Wattershed

I stick it to the mailman
I'm pinned against a pot plant
I'm sick of all the sun-tan
Oily with the ray-ban

Take that to the bank and call it a check
Masked without a weapon

I'm skinny as a spit pan
Dealing with the shit plan
Playing with my bad hand
Just another rock band

Take that to the man
and call it a check
Trapped within a contract

Hey there boy while you were catching the black widow
The rest of us were watching Melrose

I wanna swim in the wattershed
I wanna listen to the flowerhead
I lost a gallon and still I bled
I keep on thinking I get ahead

Pissed at all the disc jam
Pissed about the 5-ham
Pissed about the green state
I miss it and I can't wait

Hey man can't you tell it's still a problem?
See you at the devil's tower

I wanna swim in the wattershed
I wanna listen to the flowerhead
I lost a gallon and still I bled
I keep on thinking I get ahead

Pissed at all the disc jam
Pissed about the 5-ham
Pissed about the green state
I miss it and I can't wait

bd007h
11-03-2005, 02:07 PM
Those songs are random, yet great. I love the Foo Fighters

FrancoDaHui
11-04-2005, 09:16 AM
What about Intermission? that's the weirdest punk rock song

.:SMASH:.
11-05-2005, 05:40 AM
im a skatman - skatman

Sinister
11-05-2005, 06:00 AM
whoa... feels good to see one of my threads get bumped after so long !

ShutUpYouFuckingMime
11-05-2005, 11:36 AM
Apparently in SOAD's Vicinity of Obscentiy on their upcoming Hypnotize album contains the lyrics: banana banana terra cotta, banana terra cotta.

Telekinesis
01-26-2006, 08:17 PM
Cereal Wars by AFI is a very weird song, it's about, well, cereal

Get up early in the morning,
going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best,
they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
and always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
and then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch,
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?

bd007h
01-26-2006, 08:22 PM
I dunno about random, but the lyrics to the song Pussy by Lords of Acid are very interesting, especially with the random cat meows in the background:


I wanna see your pussy
Everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit?
I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too

You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kind of pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think you're pussy's kind of sick

I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to pet your pussy, show it to me

I want to bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean

I bring my pussy everywhere I go, mm-hmm
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say that your pussy's really clever and slick
But I think your pussy's really thick

I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to pet your pussy, show it to me

She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over around dinner time

My pussy is the hippest thing around, that's right
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick, meow baby

I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to pet your pussy, show it to me
(2x)

Drummerguy123
01-26-2006, 08:22 PM
I was about to say Vicinity of Obscenity by SOAD, but someone beat me too it.

Liar!
Liar!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! (Liar)
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta terracotta terracotta PIE!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?!

Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecott terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecott terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat),Treat the feet
To the sweet, milky seat

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecott terracotta pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby! [moan]
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes!
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie (Hey!)
Terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat), treat the feet
To the sweet, milky seat

Liar [moan]
Liar [moan]
Liar [demon moan]
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

original_prankster
01-26-2006, 08:40 PM
Aquabats - Super Rad!

I had a small friend,
Who had a fat friend
Who had a big friend
Who gave birth to many friends
With our flashlights to the sky
We waited for them to land.

I got two tall friends
Who know my small friend
Who seem to have a problem with you
They got roman candles
Bottle rockets for the vandals
Who covered our lockers in glue.

We're on our way here we go
We're gonna take over
Set it off one last time
Here we come again.

We were strangers
And we were pilgrims
Role models of the family man
Pioneers and patriarchs
Patriots and matriarchs
Staking out the promised land

Our little army
We were commandos
Gorillas with decoder rings
We felt some opposition
From some villains
Who were wishin'
They could be cadets and kings.

All systems go!
Soon the world will know
The fury of attack
Feel the wrath of
The super rad
The super rad
Super rad!


And if we die
Before the battle's through
Tell our mom's, tell our dads
That we were super rad!

All systems go
As we step into the octagon
Feel the wrath of mission code name:
Applesauce applesauce applesauce

GreenTerror
01-26-2006, 08:58 PM
Uncle Outrage - Now you can enjoy the Orange

Yo! Yo yo, this is my spooky song.
What it is, this should be making you cringe.

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things is gayer than the others
Do ya know what it is, motherfuckers?

It's you.
It's you.

Why don't you want me?
Why don't you want me?
Why don't you want me?
It's not like I stole your cat (?)

I forgot how to eat an orange.
First ya gotta buy that shit,
Then ya gotta peel that shit
Then ya get to eat that shit.
Now you can enjoy the orange.

That_Guy91
01-26-2006, 09:11 PM
And now, for a classic.

The Descendents-I Like Food

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

I'm going to turn dining back into eating

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

GreenTerror
01-26-2006, 09:15 PM
Haha, that song is awesome! I remeber when I first heard it my thoughts were WTF??

original_prankster
01-26-2006, 09:24 PM
NOFX - Fun Things to Fuck (If You're a Winner)

Fun things to fuck.
Fun things to fuck.
Fun things to fuck.
Fun things to fuck.
Fuck the front door, fuck the back.
Fuck the good girls with the knack.
Fuck the government until they fuck you back. F
uck a muslim, fuck a jew.
Fuck fans of blink 182.
That's illegal if you were born in '83.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. fuck a bean cheese burrito.
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine.
Fuck a jar of vaseline. F
uck a calzone with pepperoni.
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf. Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf.
But before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!
Juicehead!
Juicehead!
Juicehead!
Juicehead!
Juicehead!

dain84
01-26-2006, 09:48 PM
http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/nofx/whoaonthewhoas.html

Jakebert
01-27-2006, 07:28 PM
lol, randomness is so kewl.

Sinister
01-27-2006, 07:36 PM
how the fuck did my thread get revived ? :D :D :D :D

0r4ng3
01-27-2006, 07:37 PM
Generally, when a thread is not on the first page, and someone finds it and posts in it, it is sent back to the top. Thus, the thread is revived.

Sinister
01-27-2006, 07:39 PM
I mean... why was it one of MY threads, out of all the dead ones, that got revived ?
seriously, I didn't think it would be good enough to be revived.

punker
01-27-2006, 07:46 PM
maybe the girl/boy had nothing better to o and found this amusing

Igniton
01-27-2006, 07:53 PM
this reminds of http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20599&highlight=dumbest+song almost any song there...

Sinister
01-27-2006, 07:55 PM
this reminds of http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20599&highlight=dumbest+song almost any song there...

now just take a little look at when my thread was created, and when yours was.

Igniton
01-27-2006, 07:56 PM
now just take a little look at when my thread was created, and when yours was.

im not saying to use the search button, but saying almost any song listed on there can probably go here too like I Like Dirt and Laffy Taffy

Sinister
01-27-2006, 07:58 PM
oh, ok... yeah, random and dumb are quite similar.

sk8ter-hater
01-28-2006, 12:57 AM
Chic 'n' Stu- System of a Down

Random usually means artistic, but as previously stated, stupid people are random.

>:->
01-28-2006, 08:21 AM
Randomness equates to art if you're pretentious.

Andy
01-28-2006, 08:32 AM
Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues - Mclusky.

In fact, almost everything by that band. They're just pruely ridiculous lyrics: the kind of lyrics that make you think they wrote them by pulling a load of lines out of a hat. Utterly stupid, but they work.

bd007h
01-28-2006, 10:07 PM
King Missile has a lot of interesting lyrics, especially the song Detachable Penis, which I posted a few pages back.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-29-2006, 03:48 AM
I like The Cooper Temple Clause's "Film-Maker." It's not so much "random" as just weird. But it actually kinda creeps me out.

This movie would've killed us
It would've made a mess
I'd have lit the fires but i'd have pulled you out
Take a shot from every angle
I'd have shot you down
I'd have made you look fucking beautiful

Don't think 'cause you can't see me, that i'm not watching
He got leather
He got car
Well me got channels on cctv

This movie would've killed us
We'd have cut a deal
I'd have set the traps but i'd have pulled you out

Lend a hand make all the right moves
I'd have helped you out
I'd have made it perfect just for you

This movie would've killed us
To shit and it's because of you
But hey, you didn't want to make it
Instead you made it with him
Guess i just didn't make the final cut

Yeah this movie's gonna kill me
But it'll kill you first
We could've made it you but oh, it's just too late now
I'D HAVE MADE US A KILLER MOVIE
I'D HAVE MADE US A KILLER MOVIE
I'D HAVE MADE US A KILLER MOVIE
I WOULD HAVE MADE US A KILLER MOVIIIIIIIEEEEeeeeeeeeee.

adombomb222
02-01-2006, 05:01 PM
since i'm really into S.O.A.D. right now, im gonna say cigaro and violent pornography.