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Vera
09-01-2005, 10:14 AM
(If it takes you longer than 60 seconds to read this, you're a retard and it's not my problem.)

Usernames deleted to protect the stupid.

General Offspring Discussion


omg so whose better ron or atom vote here

i think ron bcuz he drummed on smash!! atoms cool 2 tho.


So whens the new album coming out??? Ignition rox! :D


Last night I managed to download the rare Manic Subsidal track, "Cheerleaders Are Becoming Extinct" and I was wondering, does anyone have the bass tab for this song? I'd love to play it on my Flea signature bass guitar. Thank you in advance!

Tour Talk


OFFSPRING COME TO Strahewzkyconia, DAMMIT!! :mad: Your making us fans cry!!

Offspring.com Talk


mods sux


Well, so do you, dimwitted newbie troll spammer faggotface.

General Chat


I'm closing this thread because I can.


ban me plzzzzzz

Here's me with my favourite roll of toilet paper!

OMG You are SO HOT!!!!! And that toilet paper roll is soooooo cute! Omg have my babies like right now please!

While certainly, winkwinknudgenudgelicklick.

I'm listening to Metallica!

- School.
+ New gf!111
- Who doesn't put out.
- Depression.
+ Wrote some ace poetry about my pain.
- Sin Studly is so mean I hate him :mad:
+ Someone spoke to me on the bbs today omg their my bestest friend!!!

LOL cum

Politics


Anaaaarchy!!!

Bush suxxxxxxxxxxxx

Your Band


wat shud i call my band


our influences are bad religion, offspring, green day and blink 182

Other Bands


I really like [insert band name]


that band sucks!!!!!


rap fuckin sux like pop chavs liek pop

I don't ever need to read this place again, I swear to god.

Vera
09-01-2005, 10:17 AM
They're all by you.

Tizzalicious
09-01-2005, 10:19 AM
Have my babies please.

<3 kthxbye.

Vera
09-01-2005, 10:20 AM
While certainly, winkwinknudgenudgelicklick.

Tizzalicious
09-01-2005, 10:23 AM
*lol cumz*

edit: that was to make you pregnant

wheelchairman
09-01-2005, 10:26 AM
anaaaaarrccchhy!!!!

Vera suxxx LOL!!!!

omg! :D :D :D

Tizzalicious
09-01-2005, 10:29 AM
anaaaaarrccchhy!!!!

Vera suxxx LOL!!!!

omg! :D :D :D

WRONG FORUM!!!

wheelchairman
09-01-2005, 10:35 AM
WRONG FORUM!!!
LOLLLLLL>ZZZZ§!!

R U PROUD OF UR BIG AN SENSITIVE CLITORIS; TIZZ?!??!

WHATTA HOMOS!!! :p :) :)

Vera
09-01-2005, 10:37 AM
Hahaha, totally forgot "WRONG FORUM!". XD!

SicN Twisted
09-01-2005, 10:37 AM
Vera, you're like a younger, female, Finnish john Steward with your sardonic humor.

Tizzalicious
09-01-2005, 10:37 AM
LOLLLLLL>ZZZZ§!!

R U PROUD OF UR BIG AN SENSITIVE CLITORIS; TIZZ?!??!

WHATTA HOMOS!!! :p :) :)

u like it up the ass :eek:

wheelchairman
09-01-2005, 10:45 AM
u like it up the ass :eek:
NO U R HOMOS!! I M HOMOPHOBE!! <3

JohnnyNemesis
09-01-2005, 10:47 AM
Vera is a genius when it comes to satirical humor.

The best one was definitely the one about Bad Religion and those other bands being influences.

Vera
09-01-2005, 11:09 AM
Vera, you're like a younger, female, Finnish john Steward with your sardonic humor.
That's the best compliment ever.

I totally lack the ability to pull a Jon Stewart-style WTF face, though.

Rag Doll
09-01-2005, 11:23 AM
hehe. Vera is awesome...and then some.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-01-2005, 11:25 AM
OMG!!!11 VERA! AWESOME!

I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".

JohnnyNemesis
09-01-2005, 11:27 AM
Nimrod In Town']I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".

wishomie isn't smart enough to come up with something that funny, so your point is moot.

Vera
09-01-2005, 11:28 AM
Nimrod In Town']
I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".
Could that be because
a) people don't think he possesses the ability to be parody things, like himself, or
b) he's a really dumb fuck who posts dumb crap 98% of the time?

Jebus
09-01-2005, 11:29 AM
Nimrod In Town']OMG!!!11 VERA! AWESOME!

I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".
Even if wishomie did, I doubt we wouldn't laugh. I remember Sin laughed at your "you don't eat salad" joke. If we could find you funny, we could find anyone funny.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-01-2005, 11:30 AM
wishomie isn't smart enough to come up with something that funny, so your point is moot.
Idiot. But what if he, or anybody that's 'not important' does? Would you think it's funny?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-01-2005, 11:30 AM
Even if wishomie did, I doubt we wouldn't laugh. I remember Sin laughed at your "you don't eat salad" joke. If we could find you funny, we could find anyone funny.

Oh, thanks for clearing that up.

the_GoDdEsS
09-01-2005, 11:51 AM
Woot, this was goodie good! I miss your threads like these.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-01-2005, 12:04 PM
thanx you are welcome'
Hahahaha .

the_GoDdEsS
09-01-2005, 12:26 PM
Some people are little attentionwhores. Like little mosquitos making that annoying sound, flying around your head to eventually suck on your blood but you know they're harmless, you know you can smack and kill them any time.

Nina
09-01-2005, 12:29 PM
moskitous

that's kinda cute!
aw.

the_GoDdEsS
09-01-2005, 12:30 PM
The magic of subliminal messages can be that the person they're aimed at does not get them.

Vera
09-01-2005, 12:31 PM
The magic of subliminal messages can be that the person they're aimed at does not get them.
Yeah. I wonder how many people were clever enough to recognize themselves in the toilet roll-bit.

RXP
09-01-2005, 01:44 PM
Vera gives me erections when she posts like this.

China Boy
09-01-2005, 03:35 PM
OFFSPRING COME TO Strahewzkyconia, DAMMIT!! Your making us fans cry!!


That one was classic. I actually giggled at that one.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 01:49 AM
Why do I ever bother forgetting how awesome Vera is, she always goes and does something like this to remind me.

Vera
09-02-2005, 03:58 AM
Vera gives me erections when she posts like this.
LOL cum.

Yeah, I'm positively cool.

Aimeht
09-02-2005, 06:02 AM
Hehehe, this was funny (and true), Vera.

Vera
09-04-2005, 10:21 AM
Thanks!

*bumps*

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 03:00 AM
bumplolzroffle

Izie
11-28-2005, 03:09 AM
How did I miss this? HOW??

Pure brilliance.

Vera
11-28-2005, 04:49 AM
Yeah, I'm friggin' awesome. Though the title reminds me of the film "Gone in 60 Seconds".

JoY
11-28-2005, 07:44 AM
I laughed. out loud. & LOUD.

you forgot;
"+ yay, cigarettes! *bounces*"

&

"im liek sdoo00o durkn!!!11!!1"