View Full Version : A Formal Letter

09-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Dearest EROS,
I am wondering why you don't act the same anymore anymore. Could you please go back to saying such wonderful trademark phrases including (but not limited to): "I forgot to call you idiot in my last post", "WHATTA HOMOS", "Sin Stupid", "I am EROS the WAR MACHINE", and, my personal favorite, "Big an sensitive clitoris." If you refuse to go back to the young naive little boy you were a few months back, could you at least try to slip some of those catch-phrases into your posts?


Oh, and EROS, I told you that you had to reply to the post if you didn't want me to make a thread out of this. Not that you just had to say "That message was hidden because you are an immature idiot."

09-01-2005, 12:24 PM
WHATTA HOMOS!!!11!!1111

That rocks

09-01-2005, 12:26 PM
Yes these are awesome. That is why I have started saying "whatta homos" in real life now.

09-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Hahaha. The craziest thing is that they actually did become catchphrases.

Latinos speak Latin.

09-01-2005, 12:30 PM
i guess all that posting from public libraries has warped his/her mind.

09-01-2005, 12:32 PM
What 'bout his new one, SACRED COWS

09-01-2005, 02:33 PM
Yeah, EROS isn't funny anymore. For shame.

If I'd have left I'd be gone by now

09-01-2005, 03:45 PM
"WHATTA HOMOS" is my favorite. That shit is HILARIOUS.

China Boy
09-01-2005, 03:46 PM
That's it.
I'm dumping him.

09-01-2005, 06:39 PM
Back liek, a month ago, I was all liek, EROS used to be funny, but now he's all liek, not and stuff(in this thread I liek, totally made), and he was all liek This Thread Is Gay.. I was liek, disspointed that he couldn't say anything worse.

It's spelled "like"

09-01-2005, 06:40 PM
It's spelled "like"

And yet the rest of his spelling was perfect. No, of course he wasn't joking.


09-01-2005, 06:42 PM
And yet the rest of his spelling was perfect. No, of course he wasn't joking.


Jeez. I was just kidding.

09-01-2005, 06:43 PM
i just don't see why eros can't be his/her-self. why this retarded non-american faking? sure i can understand not being proud of living in texas, but you just come off as a complete retard acting the way you do.

09-01-2005, 09:06 PM
Nah, he's more fluent in online translators than in actual Spanish.

09-01-2005, 09:19 PM
Whatta Homos :D

09-01-2005, 10:45 PM
Maybe he's a wetback. He is quite fluent in spanish.
it would also explain why he can't afford a computer at home and thus must use the public library.

09-01-2005, 11:51 PM
"big an sensitive clitoris"? bahahhahah.

i'm also a fan of "Usians"... and "WHATTA HOMOS", of course.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 02:32 PM
WHATTA HOMOS is the best by far, but I also loved "USians" and "Sorry I forgot to call you idiot in my previous post"

Oh God, and the asterisks. They were class!

09-02-2005, 02:34 PM
Those were the best. All he's got now is "This message is hidden because...". What the hell is that about?