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UnityMinersrulz
09-01-2005, 04:54 PM
some of my family might be dead because of this mother fucker and my family was close and by the way Lousiana people good luck

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 02:43 AM
Look how many people care. Nobody. That's how many.

Because everyone knows that anyone related to you deserves whatever they get.

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 03:12 AM
Maybe they should have been like "Oh fuck, a hurricane that's going to wreck our shits. Time to jet before is gets here."

Aimeht
09-02-2005, 03:51 AM
some of my family might be dead because of this mother fucker and my family was close and by the way Lousiana people good luck
I read about that hurricane in our newspaper today. I'm happy I don't live there.
We had a big storm over here in January, that was scary. And a small tornado not long ago.

RXP
09-02-2005, 03:52 AM
Hope your family is safe. Not much else we can say :-(

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 03:53 AM
I hope that they suffered and cried out for a death that was arduously slow in its arrival.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:02 AM
If RXP truly gave a shit about your family, he would have said so in a grammatically correct fashion. Face it, the only people that care are me and ninth, and we only care to the extent that we'd be slightly upset if their deaths were relatively quick and painless.

Now fuck off and stop trying to turn this national tragedy into your own personal little attentionwhoring tragedy.

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 04:08 AM
Because we're caring individuals.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:13 AM
Ninth, wanna have cybersex in this thread?

*slowly strokes fingers across your cheek, while unbuttoning your shirt with other hand*

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 04:19 AM
*Prematurely ejaculates*
Deh, was it good for you?

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 04:25 AM
Okay, round two:

"Baby you so tense."
*Rubs Sin's back while unlacing the front of his leather pants*

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:38 AM
*unbuckles your belt, kneels, and gently removes your mighty fuckstick*

*strokes gently, takes it into mouth and blows harder than Hurricane Katrina*

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 04:40 AM
*runs hand through your hair as you blow my veiny member, guiding you back and forth*

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:46 AM
*lubricates a finger with your glistening precum, slides it down the back of your pants and breaches your levy*

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 04:48 AM
Pfft, oh shit. You're definitely better at this than me (tee-hee!).
But I'm going home and to bed (but I'll definitely be getting off to these mental images before I go to sleep).

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:51 AM
Before, you leave....

*supervises your evacuation into the back of my throat, and swallows*

Be prepared to experience some gale-force ramming next time you're on.

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 04:55 AM
(I look forward to it)

yay
09-02-2005, 05:12 AM
You guys are fucking horrible. A disaster like this occurs and you both act like wankers about it. I hope your family is alright, and all as I can say is I'm glad I'm not in your position.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 05:14 AM
yay, wanna have cybersex in this thread?

*gently strokes palms over yay's firm, masculine buttocks*

Not Ozymandias
09-02-2005, 05:15 AM
*cums on you out of nowhere like a sniper*

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 05:18 AM
Lolz, I guess that's why they call me a 'relief worker' Now bend over bitch, it's time to flood your New Orleans!

Uh, New Orleans is a euphenism for "shithole", right? Or was it the other way around?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 10:48 AM
People are raping in New Orleans, in the middle of the street. A guy killed a sister for water.

original_prankster
09-02-2005, 11:16 AM
You guys are fucking horrible. A disaster like this occurs and you both act like wankers about it. I hope your family is alright, and all as I can say is I'm glad I'm not in your position.
I'm going with Yay on this. I don't understand how people can be such shit while others are going through something like this...

Hope your family (and anyone else effected) is alright...

UnityMinersrulz
09-02-2005, 11:47 AM
my aunt uncle and cousin is alright but my biological brother was killed

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 11:47 AM
Original Prankster, what are you doing to help the people going through it?

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 11:49 AM
*supervises your evacuation into the back of my throat, and swallows*

Hottest/funniest/best post ever ever ever.

UnityMinersrulz
09-02-2005, 11:50 AM
sin your a bitch i bet your female anyway arent you

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-02-2005, 11:50 AM
*unbuckles your belt, kneels, and gently removes your mighty fuckstick*

*strokes gently, takes it into mouth and blows harder than Hurricane Katrina*

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 11:55 AM
Hey Rickybabe, you know you want some cyber in this thread!

*seeks asylum in your superdome*

C'mon Dave, join in! Get your lips around Ricky's riot hose and I'll loot your arse like a grocery store!

UnityMinersrulz, you're more likely to be the female since you're the one exploiting a horrible national disaster just so you can cry for sympathy over the internet. You fucking disgrace.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 11:56 AM
Hottest/funniest/best post ever ever ever.

Woot. ninth and Sin rocking it. I loved this shit.

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-02-2005, 11:57 AM
Join in? Pff, Rick and I already spitroasted EROS in another thread. We could teach you a thing or two about Lube And It's Uses.

Sunny
09-02-2005, 12:00 PM
omg... i want some hawt ninth secks too!

*pouts*

notoriousdoc
09-02-2005, 12:00 PM
Hehe, American suffering makes my giggle pocket go

Sunny
09-02-2005, 12:02 PM
all jokes aside, that's fucked up.

MegaLaDon
09-02-2005, 12:02 PM
It’s all ok boys and girls.

Bush said in the papers (ha) that he has Hurricane Katrina ‘under control’ (ha).


Hehe, American suffering makes my giggle pocket go

I second Sunny on her response. (assuming it was to that)

Tizzalicious
09-02-2005, 12:09 PM
Why didn't I read this before?

Sunny
09-02-2005, 12:10 PM
I second Sunny on her response. (assuming it was to that)

yes, yes it was.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 12:12 PM
Christ, you're fucking repulsive notdoc. Way to gross everybody the fuck out, you sick disgusting freak.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 12:13 PM
my biological brother was killed

Oh Christ, I dunno how I managed to miss this.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

0r4ng3
09-02-2005, 12:44 PM
^ Idiots quote laughing.

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 12:47 PM
Yeah notoriousdoc, you're pretty fucking repulsive for that.

And before you or anyone accuses us of accepting it when Sin Studly does that kind of thing and not when you do it, it's probably because Justin has kinda shown that he's smart enough/experienced enough to make decisions that not all of us agree with. You, on the other hand, are young and not particularly intelligent, so we're offended by your comments AND your stupidity, rather than just your comments.

Megs
09-02-2005, 01:25 PM
i thought it was "catrina"

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 01:59 PM
my aunt uncle and cousin is alright but my biological brother was killed
You should hang out with DJMossimo, he has a dead brother too. You guys can start an "OH NOS MY BRUDDER DIED" support group.

UnityMinersrulz
09-02-2005, 02:01 PM
mother fucker *punches you in the nose and curb stomps your ass until you get knocked out cold*

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 02:01 PM
Emoting is for the gays.

UnityMinersrulz
09-02-2005, 02:02 PM
blows bullet into head i hope you die soon

ninthlayer
09-02-2005, 02:03 PM
Seventeen years son, I've got seventeen years.
(I bet your brother was hoping that he'd die soon as he endured agonizing pain)

Alec
09-02-2005, 03:25 PM
fucking katrina

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 03:27 PM
I hate your signature worse than any disaster or catastrophe at the moment.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 03:32 PM
your sig sucks too

Get kicked out of the library for your own sake, loser.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:38 PM
mother fucker *punches you in the nose and curb stomps your ass until you get knocked out cold*

Since he replied within the minute, he doesn't look particularly "knocked out cold" to me, you stupid fuck.


blows bullet into head i hope you die soon

Since he replied within two minutes, it doesn't particularly look like a bullet was blown into his head, you stupid fuck. And you can hope he dies soon all you like, I'll bet you hoped your brother didn't die recently. Shows how effective "hoping" is, doesn't it?

UnityMinersrulz
09-02-2005, 03:49 PM
of course i wished my brother was still alive and if a family member of yours was taken you would feel the same mother fucking way

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:50 PM
No, if a family member of mine were taken I'd still be glad your brother was dead.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 03:50 PM
of course i wished my brother was still alive and if a family member of yours was taken you would feel the same mother fucking way

Except most people wouldn't post about it on a public forum if anything that bad really happened, idiot.

UnityMinersrulz
09-02-2005, 03:51 PM
your a mother fucking asshole and i wont let you forget this ever

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:52 PM
Hey Sim, wanna cyber? We can do roleplay. You can be the naughty night mortician who works alone and has a sick fetish for the dead, I'll be UnityMiners brother.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 03:55 PM
Oh yes, baby. Your cold helpless body makes me go all moist. Except first I have to wrap a rubber band around the base of your fuckstick and testicles to keep them hard after rigor mortis wears off. *licks your cold neck*

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:56 PM
*remains dead and cold, just like in real life*

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 03:56 PM
loser!?


who is the 23 almost 24 year old here?
who is here 24/7?

Who goes to the library every day after school to post online and hide from some people who are bullying him because they might get him on his way home?

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 04:00 PM
*remains dead and cold, just like in real life*

Just the way I love it! *inserts lubed up gloves into you and shags you rough*

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:02 PM
*remains dead, cold and lifeless, just like I will for the rest of eternity, never again to smile, never again to laugh, never again to share a single moment of warmth with my brother*

coke_a_holic
09-02-2005, 04:03 PM
24 hours!
7 days a week
just wating there to read some idiot's posts!

so pathetik!
This message is hidden because EROS has no fucking clue what he's talking about and has never once experienced rational thought!

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 04:05 PM
*remains dead, cold and lifeless, just like I will for the rest of eternity, never again to smile, never again to laugh, never again to share a single moment of warmth with my brother*

*comes all over you and licks you clean* Oh, I wish I could blow you! And you'd feel it! And you'd call me Katrina!

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:14 PM
*rises from the morgue table*

I.... I'm alive? It's a miracle! There was no afterlife, no heaven, not even a hell! There was just nothing! I'd give anything for there to be a Hell, I'd rather eternal punishment than just nothing, lying in a shallow grave with a thin covering of burning lime, my mortal remains rotting and burning, and nothing else, nothing but emptiness and blackness for my soul. I was gone, I was no longer a person. I was nothing!

Oh, wait...

*no, remains dead, and will do so forever*

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 04:30 PM
*rises from the morgue table*

I.... I'm alive? It's a miracle! There was no afterlife, no heaven, not even a hell! There was just nothing! I'd give anything for there to be a Hell, I'd rather eternal punishment than just nothing, lying in a shallow grave with a thin covering of burning lime, my mortal remains rotting and burning, and nothing else, nothing but emptiness and blackness for my soul. I was gone, I was no longer a person. I was nothing!

Oh, wait...

*no, remains dead, and will do so forever*


*applies all known forms of medical science to you...*

Nope, doesn't work. Still dead, still rotting, still food for the worms. :(

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 04:44 PM
*decomposes, dead and alone*

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 04:48 PM
Damnit, the worms will tickle me when I touch you. *cries*

RXP
09-02-2005, 04:53 PM
loser!?


who is the 23 almost 24 year old here?
who is here 24/7?

How is she a loser? She has a better job than you, more money than you, better looking than you and is over all a nicer person. Lets be objective about it.

greek
09-02-2005, 04:56 PM
i'm really sad for those which happened there. luckily here in greec we don't have hurricanes and tornados. hope the dead to be as few as possible

Preocupado
09-02-2005, 04:59 PM
Satellite imagery of N.O after Katrina (http://hosted.ap.org/specials/neworleanssatellite/index.html)

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 05:03 PM
luckily here in greec we don't have hurricanes and tornados.

Just hordes of murderous ravaging Turks, eh? Don't drop the soap.

greek
09-02-2005, 05:12 PM
fuck u! this isn't the subject. hope one tornado hit your house! especially your house! i feel sad about your parents who have a stupid son! maybe it's cause u are bastard and by the way i live next to your father!!!

Not Ozymandias
09-02-2005, 05:19 PM
i feel sad about your parents who have a stupid son!
It's the exclamation mark that makes this. <3

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 05:26 PM
and by the way i live next to your father!!!

Has he sodomised you yet, Greco?

Thucydides
09-02-2005, 05:53 PM
Stupid Americans and their hurricanes - three-quarters of the dead were probably out filming the bloody thing.


Oh yes, baby. Your cold helpless body makes me go all moist. Except first I have to wrap a rubber band around the base of your fuckstick and testicles to keep them hard after rigor mortis wears off. *licks your cold neck*

<3 Fucking brilliant! :D

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 06:10 PM
Necrophilia ; It's not just for men anymore.

Not Ozymandias
09-02-2005, 06:31 PM
Don't forget the bad teeth.

Thucydides
09-02-2005, 06:32 PM
^ look pretty fucking perfect to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/teeth.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/teeth2.jpg



Yeah. Better to live where it's either cold or gray all the time, and everybody is sickly pale looking. Like chemotherapy pale.

Yay! I far prefer England.

Btw; it's not always cold and grey, rather warm today actually. :D

Thucydides
09-02-2005, 06:37 PM
No, I was camping with my friends actually. It was a lovely and warm British summer day spent in the middle of the green British countryside.

Not Ozymandias
09-02-2005, 06:40 PM
^ look pretty fucking perfect to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/teeth.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/teeth2.jpg
Not perfect at all, but they definitely appear un-British. You should leave England, you're hurting the culture.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 06:45 PM
It was a lovely and warm British summer day

Read ; Frost, but no snow.

Thucydides
09-02-2005, 06:46 PM
Not perfect at all, but they definitely appear un-British. You should leave England, you're hurting the culture.

fucking perfect! I go to the dentist every 6 months and always just get told that they're 'perfect', and off I go for the next 6 months. I don't know a single Brit with bad teeth.

Also:

John Cleese:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/28/cleese,0.jpg

Blair (a little yellow but still fine):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38708000/jpg/_38708575_blair_smile150.jpg

Michael Vaughan (cricket captain):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39983000/jpg/_39983000_vaughantrophy300.jpg

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 06:54 PM
We've also agreed that some Brits can spell, and some Brits don't go out happyslapping on a Saturday night.

That doesn't make you any less faggotted.

Thucydides
09-02-2005, 06:56 PM
It makes me less faggotted. :D Plus all this other nonsense would soon stop if we had a decent party in charge.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 07:14 PM
You're faggotted because you pretend the English are superior to the Americans. As far as nationalities go, England < even the Israelites.

coke_a_holic
09-02-2005, 09:39 PM
You're faggotted because you pretend the English are superior to the Americans. As far as nationalities go, England < even the Israelites.
Ouch, Savlon is DEFINITELY necessary for that burn.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 11:40 PM
Shut up your face, Jew.

calichix
09-03-2005, 10:03 PM
wait wait wait. are you denying that british people are generally unattractive? or that they generally have bad teeth? ....??

calichix
09-03-2005, 10:09 PM
oh, and by the way. *rapes decaying corpse with dismembered limb*

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 10:10 PM
*remains dead*

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-03-2005, 10:11 PM
It makes me less faggotted. :D Plus all this other nonsense would soon stop if we had a decent party in charge.

You mean like The Free Toothbrush For Every Voter Party? Or the Lets Not Kick The Fuck Out Of People For No Reason Party? My vote would go to either.

PS. I was once happyslapped. By a gang of white kids. Nerf.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 10:18 PM
*giggles*

Happyslapped.

Not Ozymandias
09-03-2005, 10:23 PM
wait wait wait. are you denying that british people are generally unattractive? or that they generally have bad teeth? ....??
Please find a way to never not be posting.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 10:24 PM
We all love you, Laura. Molest my decomposing corpse some more.

calichix
09-03-2005, 10:25 PM
*remains dead*


damn that's hot. do it again.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 10:44 PM
Hahahaha, you know I'll be doing it until the end of time, babe. My life is over, and I'll never come back. Now that I'm waterlogged and awaiting tagging in a Louisianan improvised morgue, I don't even remember what it was to be alive. I don't remember the good times, or the bad, I don't remember the experiences and emotions that made me human. I'm nothing. I'm food for the worms, fertiliser for the plants, a sex toy for Doctor Laura. Nothing more.

Uh... I mean.... *remains dead*

calichix
09-03-2005, 11:01 PM
I must leave your forever resting body now because I'm about to have a field day with the exhumed bodies in the Lousiana cemeteries. But just between you and me (as if you could tell anyone anyway. After all, you are.. you know, dead.) you were the best I ever had.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 11:35 PM
*feels no joy or pride from this, due to terminal case of death*

Vera
09-08-2005, 07:00 AM
Why can't the world's richest country take care of this mess?

Not Ozymandias
09-08-2005, 02:31 PM
Why can't the world's richest country take care of this mess?
Help our poor?? Why don't we just turn communist??!!!

ninthlayer
09-09-2005, 03:15 PM
Help our poor?? Why don't we just turn communist??!!!
The blacks already get enough welfare. ODB!

wheelchairman
01-25-2006, 09:39 PM
This one?

wheelchairman
01-25-2006, 09:40 PM
Why can't the world's richest country take care of this mess?
And what does Norway have to do with this?

Sin Studly
01-25-2006, 09:49 PM
Heh, go Per! Yes, this is the one.

Paint_It_Black
03-12-2011, 12:52 AM
Can you believe Katrina was 5 years ago? Crazy.