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The War Machine
09-02-2005, 07:51 AM
You go to the public library every day after school. You stay there between three and five PM, acting like a semi-literate retard to troll internet forums. Why do you do this? Is your life seriously that pathetic? Forget I asked, we know it's seriously pathetic. We know this, because we've seen this. Are you going to reply to this as "EROS", and make some retarded "Whatta homos" or "This message is hidden because The War Machine is gay" comment? I suggest you don't. I suggest you reply to this as Frank, or not at all.

Because we have people watching you at the library now. At school. At your home. We know your full name, we know your address, telephone numbers, the names and addresses of all your close relatives. You know we know this, because our watchers have deliberately let you see them, just to let you know you're being watched, that we know who you are. I suggest you stop posting here. Or you're going to learn about loss, Franky-babe. And you're not going to like it.

RXP
09-02-2005, 08:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH internets threats.

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 08:25 AM
Holy shit, this is priceless.

This is like, the first justified threat in the history of the Internet.

This thread is so good, I almost assumed Mota Boy made it, even though he obviously didn't.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 08:36 AM
Woah.... even if he does stop posting, kill him anyway? For me?

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 09:07 AM
We need this eternally bumped. Ooh, or even stickied, since EROS hates that so much.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 09:18 AM
This thread is sexy. Best EROS pwn since Rakeem. "LOL!"

Isolated Fury
09-02-2005, 09:26 AM
See? Do you see?...

THIS is why I love this place so much.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 09:48 AM
Sin Studly, "The War Machine"? Imbecile, you know he won't stop.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 10:40 AM
He'll stop if they kill him.

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 11:44 AM
Oh man, I sure can't see that black text! Yup, fooled everyone!

Endymion
09-02-2005, 11:58 AM
lol, even preocupadio browses with css off, thus the background is white. way to hide text. what's wrong, houston public library doesn't allow gray text? or maybe you don't wish to waste any precious seconds of your two hour limit on the library computers?

HeadAroundU
09-02-2005, 12:02 PM
This thread is sexy. Best EROS pwn since Rakeem. "LOL!"
pfft thats bullshit!
not pwn
not in close baby mama!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 12:02 PM
lol, even preocupadio browses with css off, thus the background is white. way to hide text. what's wrong, houston public library doesn't allow gray text? or maybe you don't wish to waste any precious seconds of your two hour limit on the library computers?

He doesn't actually do that. Maybe, he doesn't. That's Sin Studly, he was telling Kickass0987654321 that he will do that to me, and i still won't shut up. It's clearly him. Geez, you people are so gullible.

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 12:03 PM
HeadAroundU and EROS are never online at the same time.

Hm. I guess Texas just aint big enough for the both of 'em.

Either that or, like everyone says, they're the same person.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 12:04 PM
pfft thats bullshit!
not pwn
not in close baby mama!

I think you're just jealous of Rakeem since you say EROS and you are 'cream of this BBS'. Yeah, cream.

Endymion
09-02-2005, 12:04 PM
don't worry eros, their website (http://www.stic.lib.tx.us/) is in spanish (http://www.hcpl.net/espanol/index.html) too.

uh oh! won't be able to post on sunday or monday unless you have a friend who isn't as poor as you so can afford a computer:

We will be closed September 4th and 5th in observance of Labor Day. Our Cy-Fair branch will be closed September 3rd - 5th.

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 12:05 PM
HAU is not EROS. Most definitely not.

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 12:05 PM
HAHA!

Endy is owning the world.

Or at least Texas.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 12:06 PM
HAU is not EROS. Most definitely not.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

HeadAroundU
09-02-2005, 12:07 PM
balh blah
blah blah

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 12:07 PM
Nimrod In Town']Oh, you'd be surprised.

Evidence please?

Spork
09-02-2005, 12:11 PM
Well, just out of interest, and after reading this thread, I looked through some of this guys previous posts and found this: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=525352#post525352

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 12:12 PM
Evidence please?

No, i will not say more.

HeadAroundU
09-02-2005, 12:14 PM
Well, just out of interest, and after reading this thread, I looked through some of this guys previous posts and found this: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=525352#post525352
this message is hidden because Spork is on your ignore list!

JohnnyNemesis
09-02-2005, 12:14 PM
This is definitely EROS too. Check out his writing style...some of the time:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=4517




No, i will not say more.

Dude, do you have ANY idea how obvious you just made it? By saying that and refusing to elaborate, you pretty much removed all doubt from most of us, and basically told us that yeah, they're the same.

You were his only friend too. Way to sell him out.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 12:17 PM
This is definitely EROS too. Check out his writing style...some of the time:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=4517





Dude, do you have ANY idea how obvious you just made it? By saying that and refusing to elaborate, you pretty much removed all doubt from most of us, and basically told us that yeah, they're the same.

You were his only friend too. Way to sell him out.

Hahahah, i know. I rock.

Great Mike
09-02-2005, 02:00 PM
You are a bunch of motherfuckers, especially Edymion.

EROS, keep spoiling!

coke_a_holic
09-02-2005, 02:20 PM
You are a bunch of motherfuckers, especially Edymion.

EROS, keep spoiling!
The fact we share a name makes me want to throw myself headfirst into a woodchipper.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-02-2005, 02:22 PM
I will bump this thread if my live depended on it!

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 02:28 PM
Lodat, I noticed that. They even used the Cape Fear quote I did when I talked about you. If these guys actually bother to do anything to EROS, break his hands or shoot his dog or whatever, I'm claiming indirect credit for it.

EROS, who's tad? Is he the guy threatening you? Or is he the guy you hope is threatening you?

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 02:35 PM
This messaage is hidden because Sin Studly is on your ignore list!

No, he is not, you filthy little liar. You just skip everything you don't want to reply to.

"Sorry, I almost wanted to read it."

Go back to school and get bullied.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 02:41 PM
Dude, EROS, I'd be looking over my shoulder from now on if I were you, haahhaa. Who's Tad? An older boy who beats you up at school? Does he wear cowboy boots, chew terbacky and drawl "I ain't never indian burned nobody who didn't need no indian burnin'".

Still, I'd love to believe it's more serious than that, and some people are actually planning to methodically work through your pets, your friends, your family, your limbs, your non-vital organs, and end it with your slow, painful and degrading murder.

coke_a_holic
09-02-2005, 03:14 PM
nice post! do it again, maybe i'll read the next one.
Tell us that when your legs are broken, your dog's been lynched, and your aunts been strangled by a "renegade phone-chord".

The War Machine
09-02-2005, 03:16 PM
You've made your decision, Frank. In seven days a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged. We hope you enjoy it, but we doubt you will.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:19 PM
SEVEN DAYS???? Can't you make it in seven minutes or something?

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:22 PM
I do have your "real" ip tad, hope is not from where you work, if it is expekt the pink slip soon

What does "tad" mean if it's not a name? Who are these people?

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:25 PM
No it isn't, but I wonder if your mangled corpse will be after they're done with you.

coke_a_holic
09-02-2005, 03:27 PM
I think going after his loved ones would make a much better point. Seeing your best friends and animals hanging by their necks would leave a great image for him while he thinks about what he's done. Naughty EROS.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 03:46 PM
This is how you react when stressed, is it?

the_GoDdEsS
09-02-2005, 03:50 PM
I think he's in shock or some kind of trauma.

sKratch
09-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Haha I love this thread with every ounce of my heart.

Thucydides
09-02-2005, 04:48 PM
heh...one of the best threads ever. :p Watch out Frank.

Great Mike
09-02-2005, 04:51 PM
You are still a bunch of motherfuckers.

Are these BBS that important for you to hate that much a fucking threat spoiler (EROS)?

I hope that nobody here has the brain rotten enough to kill his dog or something like that :rolleyes:

You should visit a psychologist :(

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 05:12 PM
Mike, we know who you are. We are watching you. If you don't stop posting we will strangle your dog.

ruroken
09-02-2005, 05:18 PM
Mike, we know who you are. We are watching you. If you don't stop posting we will strangle your dog.
Then put it's head into Mike's bed when he's sleeping.

Sin Studly
09-02-2005, 05:49 PM
Hahahaha, Johnny Fontane doesn't get that part!

wheelchairman
09-03-2005, 12:44 AM
HeadAroundU and EROS are never online at the same time.

Hm. I guess Texas just aint big enough for the both of 'em.

Either that or, like everyone says, they're the same person.
You pointed out yourself, how EROS can only go online at certain times of the day, at the library. So already right there it's unlikely for them to be online at the same time. Then there is the fact that HeadAroundU lives in Slovakia, which is ahead by 10 hours, making it even less unlikely for them to be online at the same time.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 01:47 AM
Plus, HeadAroundU's Slovakian is somewhat comprehensible, while EROS's English and Spanish are completely and utterly illiterate.

JohnnyNemesis
09-03-2005, 11:41 AM
True indeed, friends. I guess it was HAU's praise of EROS that made me think that, since, I can't imagine why anyone would praise EROS except himself.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-03-2005, 11:42 AM
True indeed, friends. I guess it was HAU's praise of EROS that made me think that, since, I can't imagine why anyone would praise EROS except himself.

Plus, i told you, 'cause he told me.

JohnnyNemesis
09-03-2005, 11:43 AM
I thought they were the same before I even knew who you were.

Incidentally, don't ever think you're relevant ever again.

coke_a_holic
09-03-2005, 11:50 AM
I thought they were the same before I even knew who you were.

Incidentally, don't ever think you're relevant ever again.
I thought they were the same person as well. I sort of pieced random information together and realized their similarities in late July. They seem so similar for some reason, it's strange.

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 01:11 PM
this thread is amusing....very amusing. would someone actually kill this guy?

Great Mike
09-03-2005, 01:14 PM
this thread is amusing....very amusing. would someone actually kill this guy?
Have you ever tried to smash your own head against a wall?

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 01:18 PM
Have you ever tried to smash your own head against a wall?

no...honestly...most of your posts are rude....not nice...mean...why are you so mean? really?

Great Mike
09-03-2005, 01:32 PM
no...honestly...most of your posts are rude....not nice...mean...why are you so mean? really?
Me? Mean? You are the ones who are asking for someone to die!
Sin Stupid and [Warning] A Puritan In Town are the mean people here.

PS: You don't have to smash your head if you don't want to ;)

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 01:40 PM
oh no...i wasn't telling anyone to kill the guy this is about...i was wondering if there are people who would actually be stupid enough and hate him enough to do it...i hope the threats are just someone being funny...i don't want this guy to die no matter who he is

Great Mike
09-03-2005, 01:44 PM
oh no...i wasn't telling anyone to kill the guy this is about...i was wondering if there are people who would actually be stupid enough and hate him enough to do it...i hope the threats are just someone being funny...i don't want this guy to die no matter who he is
Ok, get it. Then I'm sorry :D

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 01:47 PM
thats ok...everythings cool....the person who made this thread is joking right?

Nirushika6789
09-03-2005, 01:49 PM
Me? Mean? You are the ones who are asking for someone to die!
Sin Stupid and [Warning] A Puritan In Town are the mean people here.

PS: You don't have to smash your head if you don't want to ;)
ive never heard that parody of his name before....thats really good lol

and please dont bash ur head of the wall....your nice :D

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 01:50 PM
thanks...i promise i won't smash my head

Great Mike
09-03-2005, 01:52 PM
thats ok...everythings cool....the person who made this thread is joking right?
They aren't going to kill anyone, but they are on drugs and that's always a handicap for humankind.

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 01:55 PM
haha..yes, definitely drugs are a waste of time

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 08:03 PM
Drugs allow intelligent people to reduce themselves to a level where it's possible to understand/tolerate utter retards like yourself.

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 08:12 PM
are you talking about me?

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 08:12 PM
Thank you for proving my point.

Offspring7
09-03-2005, 08:14 PM
i honestly don't really care...whatever....its too late to be thinking straight

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 08:20 PM
Congrats on your original avatar and screen-name. And with completely and utterly boring and uninteresting post content like that, I'm sure people aren't going to forget who the fuck you are within four seconds of you posting anything.

The War Machine
09-04-2005, 01:40 AM
In five days a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.

neocon58
09-04-2005, 01:57 AM
Eros is annoying. However death is pretty harsh.


How about just injured?

Sin Studly
09-04-2005, 02:02 AM
The threats are kinda vague, I'm just hoping it's death. For all I know, it could be a few eggs thrown at his house and his mailbox smashed :(

RXP
09-04-2005, 02:14 AM
I thought Eros and Rakeem were the same people.

Sin Studly
09-04-2005, 02:18 AM
Nah, Rakeem's a fictional character from those little animations I made.

RXP
09-04-2005, 02:32 AM
Oh, I thought he actually used to post. He posted recently. Or was that you? And get to making some more.

Sin Studly
09-04-2005, 02:34 AM
Some troll, sim just told me about it. Apparantly he got his thread deleted, so he must have been heinously unfunny. And fuck you, I'll get to making some more when I feel like it. Which will probably be half past never.

JohnnyNemesis
09-04-2005, 06:52 AM
Nirushika6789 is one of the worst posters ever. My eyes bleed when she posts.

The War Machine
09-05-2005, 01:38 PM
In four days a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.

Endymion
09-05-2005, 01:42 PM
nice how those two days that the library was to be closed, eros hasn't posted. nor any of those lame impostor accounts.

so yeah, admin, could you pretty pretty please do what i asked in the email and block anything that resolves to texas public libraries? the board's been NICE these past couple days.

The War Machine
09-06-2005, 01:39 PM
In three days a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.

Sinister
09-06-2005, 01:47 PM
In three days a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.
we cannot wait three days. post that demonstration of his vulnerability just now. please.

Jebus
09-06-2005, 04:09 PM
So are you gonna have pics?

JohnnyNemesis
09-06-2005, 04:12 PM
This reminds me of that time Vince McMahon was revealed as the "higher power".


...no one is gonna get that.

offspringis the best band
09-06-2005, 04:21 PM
This reminds me of that time Vince McMahon was revealed as the "higher power".


...no one is gonna get that.

*raises hand*
I did.

ruroken
09-06-2005, 06:02 PM
Nirushika6789 is one of the worst posters ever. My eyes bleed when she posts.
Nirushika is a girl?

JohnnyNemesis
09-06-2005, 06:31 PM
Yes ruroken, she is.


*raises hand*
I did.

Then you are clearly superior.

Great Mike
09-07-2005, 01:14 PM
Liste tad if you ever open your little mouth I'm gonna blow your fucking head,
you do like math don't you? tell mewhat would happen if I blow you head off; how many heads would you have left?
Oh, looks like EROS strikes again! :D

The War Machine
09-07-2005, 03:09 PM
In two days a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.

Sin Studly
09-07-2005, 03:13 PM
I shiver with antici............................................ .................... pation.

D. Town Scott
09-07-2005, 03:30 PM
lol blow this motherfucker DOWN, b! like DOWN-TOWN SCOTT from the EAST. Booya baby. kill this shit plastured unintelligante piece of nothin. uh!

Offspring7
09-07-2005, 06:54 PM
lol blow this motherfucker DOWN, b! like DOWN-TOWN SCOTT from the EAST. Booya baby. kill this shit plastured unintelligante piece of nothin. uh!

and how old are you? yeah...never use the word booya in a sentence ever again...ever

D. Town Scott
09-07-2005, 07:56 PM
dont be hatin on me you asshole lick face. ugh, grow up already and grow some fckin intelegance. were all offspring fans here. peace yo. pretty fly for a white guy and original prankster and hit that are the only songs i like by em but hey everyone has an opinion

Offspring7
09-07-2005, 07:59 PM
if everyone has their own opinion...can i not like you or your opinions?

The War Machine
09-08-2005, 01:33 PM
In one day a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.

Sinister
09-08-2005, 01:33 PM
In one day a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.
why not just NOW ?

Sin Studly
09-08-2005, 04:29 PM
It looks like EROS has kinda left. Kill him anyway? Pleeeeease?

Great Mike
09-09-2005, 05:20 AM
In one day a demonstration of your vulnerability will be staged.
In one day you mother will lie dead and raped in you living room.

the_GoDdEsS
09-09-2005, 07:37 AM
So, where's EROS? Is he like, avoiding the library now?

D. Town Scott
09-09-2005, 12:14 PM
Probably. I bet that this dude and EROS are the same people and he's trying to get some pwn-age on us. As much as I'd love to believe this, I have a different perspective.

ichoose90
09-09-2005, 07:52 PM
EROS. Please explain.

Sin Studly
09-09-2005, 07:57 PM
.... EROS? Did they kill you?

Sinister
09-09-2005, 07:58 PM
.... EROS? Did they kill you?
I hope someone did !!

the_GoDdEsS
09-10-2005, 08:03 AM
It's kinda funny how he disappeared.

coke_a_holic
09-10-2005, 08:09 AM
I searched CNN for some kind of murder in Texas, but maybe it was really discrete and they haven't been informed of it yet?

Great Mike
09-10-2005, 02:51 PM
It seems that the demonstration of EROS' vulnerability hasn't been staged...
Maybe The War Machine (the motherfucker one) was only spamming, afterall.

Sin Studly
09-10-2005, 02:53 PM
First, find out what "spamming" means.

Second, EROS is gone. And I believe we have the War Machine to thank for that.

Great Mike
09-10-2005, 03:05 PM
First, find out what "spamming" means.

Second, EROS is gone. And I believe we have the War Machine to thank for that.
He hasn't staged a shit, so he was only lying for the pure pleasure of it.

Amanda
09-10-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.jazz.nildram.co.uk/Pics/I.See.Dumb.People[1].jpg

the_GoDdEsS
09-10-2005, 03:09 PM
He hasn't staged a shit, so he was only lying for the pure pleasure of it.

I don't see why it bothers you so much. It had its effect. EROS got scared shitless probably and is avoiding the library now and that makes us all infinitely happier. Anyway, even if EROS returns, I hope so does War Machine.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-10-2005, 03:11 PM
EROS left for a week, he'll be back in a week...

Sinister
09-10-2005, 03:23 PM
Nimrod In Town']EROS left for a week, he'll be back in a week...

if he ever comes back I'm gonna cute my vains and go listen to linkin park.
just kidding :D

0r4ng3
09-10-2005, 04:51 PM
For fuck's sake, be original.
I generally agree.

Lolz, I'm so original.

Sin Studly
09-11-2005, 07:55 AM
He hasn't staged a shit, so he was only lying for the pure pleasure of it.

How the fuck do you know, EROS could be wrapped in a winding sheet. I'd say that's a pretty damned good demonstration.

JohnnyNemesis
09-11-2005, 01:06 PM
04ng3 is one of the more underrated posters here. One of my favorites as well. He doesn't get enough credit, probably because of the way his name is spelled. (I like it though).

Anyway, EROS said something about someone liking math and blowing brains or whatever. Bah, as long as he's gone and/or dead, it doesn't matter.

Endymion
09-11-2005, 01:09 PM
i got some weird PMs from him..


I don't think you can afford "that"
but whatever you do, do it right.
to which i replied i had no idea what he was talking about.

you know what i'm talking about, what, do you think i'm a fool!?
1337 huh? i din't know about that too...
again, i said, i don't know what you're talking about

if that was ever true, it will be so sad.
good bye.

Sin Studly
09-11-2005, 01:11 PM
How recently?

Endymion
09-11-2005, 01:12 PM
thursday and friday

voodoomagik
09-11-2005, 01:13 PM
fuck! what did i miss?

Sin Studly
09-11-2005, 01:15 PM
I can still hope he's dead, then.

The War Machine
09-12-2005, 11:45 PM
I notice you've been making further use of the library computers, Frank. This is very selfish of you.

Because next time, it won't be a dog.

JohnnyNemesis
09-13-2005, 06:20 AM
I'm loving this, though I'm a little worried that EROS is going to survive this whole ordeal :(

Sinister
09-13-2005, 01:10 PM
dude get a life!

says the guy who spends all his free time on the library computers.

Sinister
09-13-2005, 01:17 PM
^he believed 'that' crap.

I just hoped you'd be gone, one way or another. If I knew where you live I'd go all the way there and kill you right away. Not cause I hate you, but cause it would get you off the boards for good.

Jebus
09-13-2005, 04:49 PM
There's something I've wondered. If eros only posts in the library, how does he download and listen to mp3s? http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13109
Isn't that prohibited and impossible in the library? Last time I went to a public library, I couldn't download anything.

Endymion
09-13-2005, 07:14 PM
nah, it's allowed on the harris county public library system computers.

Homer
09-13-2005, 07:19 PM
fuck, I've missed a lot since I was gone... so, what's happening with this whole thing (meaning, is something happening outside of this thread that I don't know about)?