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offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 03:45 AM
i jus found this place! its kool as aye! mi m8 Olivia is gonna FLIP wen i tell her bout this! lol

offspring fan
09-03-2005, 03:45 AM
hello........................

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 03:46 AM
hey! wots ya asl?

Tizzalicious
09-03-2005, 03:48 AM
plz dun type lyke dis.

notoriousdoc
09-03-2005, 03:48 AM
You're gonna get flamed baby. I'd start running.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 03:49 AM
Christ on a fucking crumpet, did the entire world suddenly have a lobotomy?

edit ; shut up notdoc, you worthless fat turd.

Tizzalicious
09-03-2005, 03:49 AM
Christ on a fucking crumpet, did the entire world suddenly have a lobotomy?

edit ; shut up notdoc, you worthless fat turd.

I expected a brit too.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 03:50 AM
say wot? im gonna get flamed?

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 03:51 AM
Pakeha scumbag.

notoriousdoc
09-03-2005, 03:51 AM
*shrugs and walks off*

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 03:53 AM
who tha fuk jus called me a pakeha? im asain!!! ASAIN!!!....well, half

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 03:54 AM
wait...who called who a pakeha? sorry, im so fukd rite now

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 03:56 AM
So your family was from Asai?

notoriousdoc
09-03-2005, 03:56 AM
who tha fuk jus called me a pakeha? im asain!!! ASAIN!!!....well, half
The, fuck, just, I'm, Asian!!!, ASIAN!!!

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 03:58 AM
woops! ASIA**** fuk i cant spell 4 SHIT!!
and mi mum is asian and mi dad is...well...i dont kno, e ditched me, mum and mi bro wen i was born! talk bout reject huh!

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 03:58 AM
well, half

So you're half pakeha????? PAKEHA!!!!!!

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:00 AM
NO! im half asian and half.....something else! BUT NOT PAKEHA!!!!!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:00 AM
say wot? im gonna get flamed?


If you ever get flamed which you will and im sure already have. Take off your clothes and dance on webcam and post it in this thread. The flames will go away.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:01 AM
........ok

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 04:02 AM
woops! ASIA**** fuk i cant spell 4 SHIT!!
and mi mum is asian and mi dad is...well...i dont kno, e ditched me, mum and mi bro wen i was born! talk bout reject huh!

This board rejects you too. Go away.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:03 AM
man, u guys r mean! but i dont care cos im stoned and i dont hav feelings!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:05 AM
Hmm..........This....This could be a perfect time to...........






















Eat a manwhich.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:06 AM
i want a pie!!! REALLY bad!!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:09 AM
So do I. But I always want a pie so thats nothing. I would post a picture of a pie or me eating one just to fuck with you but,nah.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 04:10 AM
Jesus Christ, stoned on what?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:11 AM
lol man, i wunder wot i look like wen im crosseyed! hahhaaa! :P

notoriousdoc
09-03-2005, 04:11 AM
Petrol ?

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 04:12 AM
^ Weed does not retard a person that badly.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:12 AM
petrol! nah, i got off that shit AGES ago!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:13 AM
Justin ya ever think she might just be retarded?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:14 AM
i got this good shit off mi m8 Jed (and i h8 his name cos he sounds like a farmer! hahhaa! Farmer Jed! n e ways....) and he gives me it every week cos hes so kool and cos i gave him head last year! hes such a doofis!!!

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:17 AM
IM NOT A RETARD! im jus not good in tha head! kidding! im fine, ive jus been on tha stuff 2 long! and did u kno, tha pill messis with ya emotions! and mixed with PMS im a fukin currymuncha!!!

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 04:17 AM
Yes. But I've thought that about you, plenty of times.

I'm fucking sick of kids blaming their retardation on weed. Weed does not turn people into this kind of gibbering retard. It just makes them slower at picking up subtexts and complex statements, and makes any complicated points they try to make slightly harder to read because of badly structured prose. That's all.

This is like... shit, I don't know. It's like a mix of insanely large doses of petrol fumes, alcohol, heroin, mogadon and antipsychotic strength CNS depressents.

Except, y'know, even more retarded.

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:17 AM
Your drunk, jed is a sheep, and you do not smoke weed.

Go to sleep.

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:17 AM
You gave him head? No wonder you type so bad.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:18 AM
.......huh?

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:19 AM
.......huh?


Pass it on.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:20 AM
i only gave him head cos ive gone out with him 17 times and we neva did n e thing! so on his b-day, i gave him head cos he has neva had a chick suck him, and on mi b-day, he fuked mi brains out! hahhaaa

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:21 AM
God of nations! at Thy feet
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our Free Land.
Guard Pacific's triple star,
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Zealand

http://www.jaboobie.com/pic/blogpic/sheep_fucker.jpg

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:22 AM
r u callin me a sheep shaga?

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:23 AM
Not just you.

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:23 AM
i only gave him head cos ive gone out with him 17 times and we neva did n e thing! so on his b-day, i gave him head cos he has neva had a chick suck him, and on mi b-day, he fuked mi brains out! hahhaaa


That explains so much. Yet makes me wonder. How can a guy named Farmer Jed be complimented on fucking out brains? Hes obviously retarded and speaks with some sort of defficiancy.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:24 AM
Im Not A Sheep Shaga! Mi M8 Sam Is A Sheep Shaga! Hes A Farmer Boi! Im Jus A Chick That Lives In Tha Country! I Dont Even Like Sheep! Sheep R Gay! So R Horses!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:26 AM
"Awe you gong to brow me now,pretty lady?" is this what he talks like or is he one of those weird kids that slides every word?

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:26 AM
Hes obviously retarded and speaks with some sort of defficiancy.

*Sits back and waits for Sin Studly to pwn you with this statement*

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:27 AM
Im Not A Sheep Shaga! Mi M8 Sam Is A Sheep Shaga! Hes A Farmer Boi! Im Jus A Chick That Lives In Tha Country! I Dont Even Like Sheep! Sheep R Gay! So R Horses!


You live in fucking New Zeland.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:27 AM
man, y r u guys so mean 2 me? and jeds hot! and hes not a farmer! and his real name is jethro, but thats kinda hard 2 say wen ur screamin while hes ontop of u! *nudge nudge wink wink*

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:29 AM
*Sits back and waits for Sin Studly to pwn you with this statement*


Yeah I spelled deficiancy wrong I know.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:29 AM
so wot if i live in nz! its kool here!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:30 AM
man, y r u guys so mean 2 me? and jeds hot! and hes not a farmer! and his real name is jethro, but thats kinda hard 2 say wen ur screamin while hes ontop of u! *nudge nudge wink wink*



Are you trying to tell us you shit yourself?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:32 AM
and u think IM a retard! god, go find sum friends if u can talk 2 n e 1 in person with out shittin ur self! leave me alone u fukin gay asshole and go take ur dad up tha ass like u usually do u fukin gay cunt!!!!

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:33 AM
i only gave him head cos ive gone out with him 17 times and we neva did n e thing! so on his b-day, i gave him head cos he has neva had a chick suck him, and on mi b-day, he fuked mi brains out! hahhaaa
Omg. 10 characters

Mentally_Challenged
09-03-2005, 04:35 AM
Heh heh heh. This thread is making me giggle...=P

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:35 AM
wots omg? wot r u omg-ing about?

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:35 AM
and u think IM a retard! god, go find sum friends if u can talk 2 n e 1 in person with out shittin ur self! leave me alone u fukin gay asshole and go take ur dad up tha ass like u usually do u fukin gay cunt!!!!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha stop your making my sides hurt. Anger over the internet is for retards and emo kids and I sure as hell don't see tears.

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:36 AM
wots omg? wot r u omg-ing about?
"i only gave him head cos ive gone out with him 17 times and we neva did n e thing! so on his b-day, i gave him head cos he has neva had a chick suck him, and on mi b-day, he fuked mi brains out! hahhaaa"

What do you think? One guess.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:37 AM
umm, who said i was angry? i hav no feelings remember? or is ur memory span seriously THAT short?!?

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:37 AM
Heh heh heh. This thread is making me giggle...=P
This thread scared me.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:38 AM
how did it scare u?

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:39 AM
How old are you?

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:39 AM
umm, who said i was angry? i hav no feelings remember? or is ur memory span seriously THAT short?!?


You are obviously yelling on the computer.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:40 AM
.............me?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:41 AM
1) i dont yell
and 2) im 14

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:41 AM
.............me?


Who else would I be talking to? Jed?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:42 AM
stop makin fun of jed!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:43 AM
1) i dont yell
and 2) im 14



1.Im crazy as a mofo.
2.Im 16 haha I win.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:44 AM
the only thing u win is an extention 2 ur vocabulary!!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:45 AM
the only thing u win is an extention 2 ur vocabulary!!


????????
That made no sense. GO BACK TO SCHOOL NOW

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:46 AM
Its Tha God Dam Weekend!!!!!!!

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:47 AM
and Y DO U H8 ME???

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:47 AM
2) im 14

I could never tell...

Mentally_Challenged
09-03-2005, 04:48 AM
and Y DO U H8 ME???

cos ur spellin sux :rolleyes:

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:48 AM
:(

ur a shithead!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:49 AM
I could never tell...


Yeah I thought she was like 11 the way she tried to make a joke about me.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:49 AM
man, u cut me deep! u cut me REAL deep!

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:50 AM
i was 11 a long time ago! and thats such a stupid numba!

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:50 AM
man, u cut me deep! u cut me REAL deep!

OMG! CUTTER!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:50 AM
man, u cut me deep! u cut me REAL deep!


Do you even think? Do you have a brain?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:51 AM
...........huh?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:52 AM
yes i hav a brain and i only think wen i hav 2!

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:52 AM
and Y DO U H8 ME???

1. You are an illiterate twat
2. You live in New Zealand
3. You do to whole 'I'm so kewl I sucked his dick we fucked omgz' thing.
4. You are an illiterate twat
5. You live in New Zealand

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:53 AM
yes i hav a brain and i only think wen i hav 2!

No, you never think.

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:54 AM
1. You are an illiterate twat
2. You live in New Zealand
3. You do to whole 'I'm so kewl I sucked his dick we fucked omgz' thing.
4. You are an illiterate twat
5. You live in New Zealand


6.You think getting high is where you go dumb.
7.You suck.
8.Im sure you look like a man.
9.You fuck country kids.
10.You live in New Zeland.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:55 AM
1. im not a twat
2. it aint mi fault that i live in nz
3. i neva said i was kewl cos i suked his dik
4. it aint mi fault that i live in nz
5. im not a twat

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:56 AM
1. im not a twat
2. it aint mi fault that i live in nz
3. i neva said i was kewl cos i suked his dik
4. it aint mi fault that i live in nz
5. im not a twat

1. wrong answer
2. wrong answer
3. wrong answer
4. wrong answer
5. wrong answer

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:57 AM
and Y DO U H8 ME???


That is like asking a big fatass "why do you eat?"

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:57 AM
6. i neva said im dumb cos i get high
7. i also swollow but only wen i feel like it
8. i dont look like a man
9. i only fk country kids cos country kids r fit
10. again it aint mi fault i live in nz

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:57 AM
Hey, look, its Jed!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a309/neocon58/39409-2-fs.jpg

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:58 AM
That is like asking a big fatass "why do you eat?"
Mwahahahaha

neocon58
09-03-2005, 04:58 AM
6. i neva said im dumb cos i get high
7. i also swollow but only wen i feel like it
8. i dont look like a man
9. i only fk country kids cos country kids r fit
10. again it aint mi fault i live in nz


type tubgirl into google.

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 04:59 AM
Hey, look, its Jed!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a309/neocon58/39409-2-fs.jpg


Thats Jed? She never said he was a dildo.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 04:59 AM
hahhaaaa! im amazed u would put all that make up on and post that pic and say ur jed!

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 04:59 AM
I can't stop laughing.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 05:01 AM
umm...wen did u start thinking that i actuilly care if u laugh or not?

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 05:01 AM
Yes I laughed so hard I broke something.

neocon58
09-03-2005, 05:01 AM
hahhaaaa! im amazed u would put all that make up on and post that pic and say ur jed!

I'm amazed that you have finally constructed a semi-coherent sentence over 4 words.

Ahh, the world we live in.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 05:02 AM
o no! hav a cry

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 05:02 AM
umm...wen did u start thinking that i actuilly care if u laugh or not?
I didn't. I don't care if you care. Now please leave.

neocon58
09-03-2005, 05:02 AM
umm...wen did u start thinking that i actuilly care if u laugh or not?

When did you start thinking that we actually care if you live or not?

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 05:03 AM
Dont Be Such A God Dam Enigmatic Hemerapheliac!!!!!

Aimeht
09-03-2005, 05:04 AM
Don't be such an idiot.

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 05:04 AM
I didn't. I don't care if you care. Now please leave.


Amen....



The 10..............

Mentally_Challenged
09-03-2005, 05:04 AM
Dont Be Such A God Dam Enigmatic Hemerapheliac!!!!!
Copy and paste, yes?

neocon58
09-03-2005, 05:04 AM
Dont Be Such A God Dam Enigmatic Hemerapheliac!!!!!

Do you mean Hemropheliac? If so yes, I am subject to uncontrollable bleeding.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 05:05 AM
ouch! wot an insult!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 05:06 AM
I think she was trying to spell hemroid but messed up when she thought about that milk man with the buldge in his shorts.

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 05:07 AM
no! i mean HEMERAPHELIAC!!
it means tree fukr ya bloody slutmuffin!

offspring_baby
09-03-2005, 05:07 AM
hahhaa! we dont hav a milk man!

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 05:08 AM
Oh shut up.

neocon58
09-03-2005, 05:08 AM
hahhaa! we dont hav a milk man!

hey, go to google.com and type in 'tubgirl'

The Darkside Has Cookies
09-03-2005, 05:11 AM
hey, go to google.com and type in 'tubgirl'


You can also use the 'dudes' on Yahoo.

Sin Studly
09-03-2005, 05:40 AM
I've been clean from drugs for about a month.

But "offspring_babys" idiocy has depressed me so fucking much that I'm going to get back on heroin as soon as is humanly possible. I'm guessing it will take about fourteen hours.

Rag Doll
09-03-2005, 06:07 AM
no! i mean HEMERAPHELIAC!!
it means tree fukr ya bloody slutmuffin!

dendrophiliac? (hmm...is that spelled properly...)

no matter, i just hope this person is the product of someone being bored. it pains me to think someone could be this dumb.

the_GoDdEsS
09-03-2005, 06:14 AM
I refuse to believe this is real and I demand 'it' dies in an instant.

rodney mullen
09-03-2005, 09:14 AM
i jus found this place! its kool as aye! mi m8 Olivia is gonna FLIP wen i tell her bout this! lol
you're such a non search button user.

Rancid_Guyxxx
09-03-2005, 10:18 AM
After reading this entire thread I can proudly say I shat myself. Is she actually for real?

defy me
09-03-2005, 10:23 AM
Originally Posted by offspring_baby
i jus found this place! its kool as aye! mi m8 Olivia is gonna FLIP wen i tell her bout this! lol


do people even talk like that anymore?

ruroken
09-03-2005, 10:24 AM
After reading this entire thread I can proudly say I shat myself. Is she actually for real?
I didn't find it funny. I don't understand how anyone could read this dumbass half-gook's fucking posts. Her reply's are pathetic. The only funny part was Justin's first post in this thread.