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Pryncess
11-21-2004, 04:06 AM
Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your dogs hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Genuflect to Lawrence Welk.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Whine
Play Pat Boone records backwards.
Re-elect Richard Nixon.
Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Listen to a painting.
Play with matches.
Buff your cat.
Raise professional racing ferrets.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
Read Homer in the original Greek.
Learn Greek.
Change your mind.
Change it back.
Watch the sun...see if it moves.
Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
Paint your windows.
Flash your goldfish.
Paint.
Smile.
Paint a smile.
Shoot at a fire hydrant.
Apologize to it.
See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
Rotate your garden...daily.
Plant a shoe.
Write letters to the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing (on 4/1).
Sweat.
Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
Mix and match the parts.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Write a letter to Plato.
Mail it.
Start.
Stop.
Dial 911...breath heavily.
Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
Carry a tune.
Drop it to see if it breaks.
Starch your shoes.
Contemplate a cockroach.
Get a dog to chase your car.
Let him catch it.
Form a political party.
Throw a political party.
Climb a sidewalk.
Ride a loaf of bread.
Annoy yourself.
Get angry with yourself.
Stop speaking to yourself.
Kiss and make-up.
Stand on your head.
Stand on someone else's head.
Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
Build a pyramid.
Paint your teeth.
Wear a salad.
Speak with a forked tongue.
MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
Shave a shrub.
Have a proton fight.
Watch a car rust.
Quiver.
Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
Mail it to a friend.
Be in the wrong place at the right time.
Be someone special.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Request covert assistance from the CIA.
Factor your social security number.
Take the fifth.
Take the sixth.
Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
Join the Foreign Legion.
Learn to write Sanskrit.
Learn to read Sanskrit.
Exist...existentially of course.
Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Print counterfeit Confederate money.
Kick a cabbage.
Take a picture.
Put it back.
Go back to square one.
Sand a mushroom.
Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
Play solitaire...for cash.
Abuse your patio furniture.
Run for Pope.
If you don't win, run for God.
If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
Write a book about a previous life.
Count to a million...fast.
Have your cat bronzed.
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
Revert.
Sleep on a bed of nails.
Don't toss and turn.
Think shallow thoughts.
Run around in squares.
Boil ice cream.
Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
Converse...with a flatworm.
Speak in acronyms.
Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
Give your goldfish a perm.
Fly a brick.
Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
Exorcize a ghost.
Exercise a ghost.
Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
Paint stripes on a lake.
Ski Kansas.
Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
Do a good job.
Crawl.
Be a side affect.
Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
Duck.
Redecorate your garage.
Develop a complex.
Join the Army...be someone simple.
Try harder.
Hit the deck.
Cut the deck.
Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
Be number six.
Sit.
Stay.
Roll over.
Play dead.
Scheme.
Sprinkle your family room.
Cause a power failure.
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
Wriggle.
Be cherubic.
Debate politics with a fern.
If you lose stop watering it.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Wonder.
Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
Be a square root.
Park your car...with a friend.
Park your car...with a group of friends.
Ask stupid questions.
Spew.
Surf Ohio.
Go bowling...for small game.
Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
Hang it on the wall in your office.
Staple.
Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
Contribute to the population problem.
Interview a cloud.
Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
Crumble.
Crumple.
Translate Shakespeare into English.
Skydive...to church.
Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
Do aerobics...in your head.
Play card with your swimming pool.
Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
Send your goldfish to obedience school.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
Harness chipmunk power
Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
Mug a stop sign.
Change your name...daily.
Go for a walk...in the attic.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Find a witch.
Burn her.
Regress.
Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Jump back.
Play to lose.
Scalp a VW.
Be a threat to the American way of life.
Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
Have your car painted plaid.
Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
Race turnips.
Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
Sharpen your sleeping skills.
Put out a fire.
If you can't find one make one.
Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
Tree a goldfish.
Get a college education.
Bury your fathers Nissan.
Tell your him the dog did it.
Catch a falling star.
Throw it back.
Place your cat in hyper-space.
Again tell your dad the dog did it.
Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball team's} dugout.
Kickstart your TV.
Kickstop your TV.
Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
Make a list of things to do when bored.
Renumber the bored list...

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 04:07 AM
these are from the website : http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/lists/things_to_do_when_bored_258.html one of my favorite websites

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 04:10 AM
lot of things to do.. I rather play a game on yahoo or clean up my room..

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 04:12 AM
haha..i'd rather wash a tree..:)

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 04:13 AM
Really? It's one of my faves activities too!

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 04:20 AM
HAHAHA!..nice..i have actually done it...with my friend ..it was..quite interesting..and it was in a really rich neghborhood..so the rich people drove by with their noses turned up...haha

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 04:22 AM
You really washed a tree? Is it good for trees at all?

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 04:25 AM
actually..i think it is bad for the tree...i think we might of killed it...haha

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 04:54 AM
Shame on you! I'll take to to the jury now!

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 04:57 AM
Ahhhh!no!!never!!u Can"t Catch Me!hehe!

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 05:00 AM
We already did! HA!

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 05:01 AM
LOL!...okay then....
i am going to bed now...night night!!!

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 05:02 AM
Sleep tight

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 05:03 AM
i will..thnx...later

Subsidal
11-21-2004, 05:03 AM
No prob, bye bye

Americana
11-21-2004, 01:07 PM
Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your dogs hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Genuflect to Lawrence Welk.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Whine
Play Pat Boone records backwards.
Re-elect Richard Nixon.
Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Listen to a painting.
Play with matches.
Buff your cat.
Raise professional racing ferrets.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
Read Homer in the original Greek.
Learn Greek.
Change your mind.
Change it back.
Watch the sun...see if it moves.
Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
Paint your windows.
Flash your goldfish.
Paint.
Smile.
Paint a smile.
Shoot at a fire hydrant.
Apologize to it.
See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
Rotate your garden...daily.
Plant a shoe.
Write letters to the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing (on 4/1).
Sweat.
Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
Mix and match the parts.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Write a letter to Plato.
Mail it.
Start.
Stop.
Dial 911...breath heavily.
Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
Carry a tune.
Drop it to see if it breaks.
Starch your shoes.
Contemplate a cockroach.
Get a dog to chase your car.
Let him catch it.
Form a political party.
Throw a political party.
Climb a sidewalk.
Ride a loaf of bread.
Annoy yourself.
Get angry with yourself.
Stop speaking to yourself.
Kiss and make-up.
Stand on your head.
Stand on someone else's head.
Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
Build a pyramid.
Paint your teeth.
Wear a salad.
Speak with a forked tongue.
MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
Shave a shrub.
Have a proton fight.
Watch a car rust.
Quiver.
Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
Mail it to a friend.
Be in the wrong place at the right time.
Be someone special.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Request covert assistance from the CIA.
Factor your social security number.
Take the fifth.
Take the sixth.
Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
Join the Foreign Legion.
Learn to write Sanskrit.
Learn to read Sanskrit.
Exist...existentially of course.
Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Print counterfeit Confederate money.
Kick a cabbage.
Take a picture.
Put it back.
Go back to square one.
Sand a mushroom.
Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
Play solitaire...for cash.
Abuse your patio furniture.
Run for Pope.
If you don't win, run for God.
If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
Write a book about a previous life.
Count to a million...fast.
Have your cat bronzed.
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
Revert.
Sleep on a bed of nails.
Don't toss and turn.
Think shallow thoughts.
Run around in squares.
Boil ice cream.
Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
Converse...with a flatworm.
Speak in acronyms.
Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
Give your goldfish a perm.
Fly a brick.
Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
Exorcize a ghost.
Exercise a ghost.
Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
Paint stripes on a lake.
Ski Kansas.
Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
Do a good job.
Crawl.
Be a side affect.
Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
Duck.
Redecorate your garage.
Develop a complex.
Join the Army...be someone simple.
Try harder.
Hit the deck.
Cut the deck.
Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
Be number six.
Sit.
Stay.
Roll over.
Play dead.
Scheme.
Sprinkle your family room.
Cause a power failure.
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
Wriggle.
Be cherubic.
Debate politics with a fern.
If you lose stop watering it.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Wonder.
Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
Be a square root.
Park your car...with a friend.
Park your car...with a group of friends.
Ask stupid questions.
Spew.
Surf Ohio.
Go bowling...for small game.
Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
Hang it on the wall in your office.
Staple.
Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
Contribute to the population problem.
Interview a cloud.
Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
Crumble.
Crumple.
Translate Shakespeare into English.
Skydive...to church.
Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
Do aerobics...in your head.
Play card with your swimming pool.
Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
Send your goldfish to obedience school.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
Harness chipmunk power
Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
Mug a stop sign.
Change your name...daily.
Go for a walk...in the attic.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Find a witch.
Burn her.
Regress.
Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Jump back.
Play to lose.
Scalp a VW.
Be a threat to the American way of life.
Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
Have your car painted plaid.
Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
Race turnips.
Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
Sharpen your sleeping skills.
Put out a fire.
If you can't find one make one.
Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
Tree a goldfish.
Get a college education.
Bury your fathers Nissan.
Tell your him the dog did it.
Catch a falling star.
Throw it back.
Place your cat in hyper-space.
Again tell your dad the dog did it.
Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball team's} dugout.
Kickstart your TV.
Kickstop your TV.
Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
Make a list of things to do when bored.
Renumber the bored list...


lol, I don't get THAT bored

Jake
11-21-2004, 01:17 PM
o o o try this DONT POST ON THIS BBS! haha just joking, that list is funy!

Ele
11-21-2004, 01:50 PM
When I'm bored?? I eat Nutella!! :D :D

Pryncess
11-21-2004, 02:08 PM
hahahaa..what does bbs mean?

acgc2002
11-21-2004, 02:14 PM
Poor tree...

Well, serious now... what do you do when you are bored?

I surf the web, I want to be alone in my room, I take the dog for a walk... watch tv, see a movie, read a book or sleep...

acgc2002
11-21-2004, 02:16 PM
that is right... what does it stand for???

Pryncess
11-22-2004, 12:50 AM
i don't..know..but i want to..cofuses me...

lousyskater
11-22-2004, 12:54 AM
something i do when bored is sleep and play Metal Gear Solid 3.
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Pryncess
11-22-2004, 12:56 AM
when i am bored..i sleep...

lousyskater
11-22-2004, 01:21 AM
I eat junk food
that too...
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lucy_willson
11-23-2004, 06:32 AM
geez u are bored!, i think you need some mental stimulation!

Bazza
11-23-2004, 08:03 AM
if it gets that bad then try this:

http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/

punk_flamingo
11-23-2004, 08:13 AM
make double threads to piss people off?

*yeah that issues really getting to me*

rockislife
11-23-2004, 12:25 PM
Dude thats list was really funny :D
You Rock.
The Dope Master