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10-22-2004, 08:24 AM
just a quick question.
its hard to pick just one but which would u rank as the best song of all time?

10-22-2004, 08:52 AM
Let's all start a topic "what's your favourite song" and be cool right..?

10-22-2004, 09:47 AM
erm. hey, diddle diddle.. :D

10-22-2004, 09:50 AM
the weakest link theme tune

10-22-2004, 10:41 AM
i'm guessing from the replies that we aint talking best offspring song here?
If that was the question my favourite is 'come out swinging'.
Any others?

10-22-2004, 10:48 AM
One possibility to talk about your fave/the best offspring song

Secend one

10-22-2004, 10:49 AM
Vincent Malloy is seven years old,
He's always polite and does what he's told.

For a boy his age he's considerate and nice,
But he wants to be just like Vincent Price.

He doesn't mind living with his sister, dog and cat,
Though he'd rather share a home with spiders and bats.

There he could reflect on the horrors he's invented,
And wander dark hallways alone and tormented.

Vincent is nice when his aunt comes to see him,
But imagines dipping her in wax for his wax museum.

He likes to experiment on his dog Abacrombie,
In the hopes of creating a horrible zombie.

So he and his horrible zombie dog,
Could go searching for victims in the London fog.

His thoughts aren't only of ghoulish crime,
He likes to paint and read to pass the time.

While other kids read books like Go Jane Go,
Vincent's favorite author is Edgar Allen Poe.

One night while reading a gruesome tale,
He read a passage that made him turn pale.

Such horrible news he could not survive,
For his beautiful wife had been buried alive.

He dug out her grave to make sure she was dead,
Unaware that her grave was his mother's flower bed.

His mother sent Vincent off to his room,
He knew he'd been banished to the tower of doom.

Where he was sentenced to spend the rest of his life,
Alone with a portrait of his beautiful wife.

While alone and insane, encased in his tomb,
Vincent's mother suddenly burst into the room.

"If you want to you can go outside and play.
It's sunny outside and a beautiful day."

Vincent tried to talk, but he just couldn't speak,
The years of isolation had made him quite weak.

So he took out some paper, and scrawled with a pen,
"I am possessed by this house, and can never leave it again."

His mother said, "You're not possessed, and you're not almost dead.
These games that you play are all in your head.

You're not Vincent Price, you're Vincent Malloy.
You're not tormented, you're just a young boy."

"You're seven years old, and you're my son,
I want you to get outside and have some real fun."

Her anger now spent, she walked out through the hall,
While Vincent backed slowly against the wall.

The room started to sway, to shiver and creak.
His horrid insanity had reached its peak.

He saw Abacrombie his zombie slave,
And heard his wife call from beyond the grave.

She spoke from her coffin, and made ghoulish demands.
While through cracking walls reached skeleton hands.

Every horror in his life that had crept through his dreams,
Swept his mad laugh to terrified screams.
To escape the madness, he reached for the door,

So he and his horrible zombie dog,
But fell limp and lifeless down on the floor.

His voice was soft and very slow,
As he quoted The Raven from Edgar Allen Poe,

"And my soul from out that shadow floating on the floor,
Shall be lifted--Nevermore!"

lol :D .. dont ask..

10-22-2004, 11:11 AM
wtf? I don`t think anyone is going to read that

10-22-2004, 11:14 AM
Perhaps before you start a thread of your own, you should check to see if there are others that are EXACTLY THE SAME!! :eek:

10-22-2004, 11:17 AM
Best Offspring songs:

Million Miles Away
The Kids Arent Alright
The Meaning Of Life
Gone Away

10-22-2004, 11:24 AM
We really need a mod, but that also should really do someone of us!! (Hysteria, Tijs or/and me -lol-)

10-22-2004, 12:53 PM
hmmm best offspring song.....hmmmm....u know i really like The Noose and No Breaks

10-22-2004, 01:23 PM
I like the noose, but it's not as good as come out swinging. :p :rolleyes:

10-22-2004, 02:39 PM
My favourites:

Want you Bad
Pretty Fly (cant help it...wayyy too catchy hehe)
Come Out and Play
Original Prankster
What In The World Happened To You
Why dont you get a job
I wanna be sedated
Hit that

ahh I am crap at decisions lol!! :D

10-22-2004, 02:40 PM
(can īt get my) head around YOU

10-22-2004, 02:40 PM
We really need a mod, but that also should really do someone of us!! (Hysteria, Tijs or/and me -lol-)
what u wanted to say was : the mod should be RoNWelty :P

10-22-2004, 02:51 PM
What I wanted to say is that Joe, Tijs & me should be moderators :p

10-22-2004, 02:56 PM
u made me laugh :P

10-22-2004, 02:59 PM
It's good to see your defeat with humour :p

10-22-2004, 03:00 PM
ahahaha i didn īt lost and u didn īt win!

10-22-2004, 03:03 PM
I know, I was just dreaming.. or should I say planing what to say when it's time.. :D

10-22-2004, 03:16 PM
Best Offspring song.... Take It Like A Man

Best song of all time... hmmmmm... Maybe, "Revolution" by The Beatles.

10-22-2004, 03:17 PM
heheheheeh beatles :P i prefer pink floyd :P beatles is too lame

Jack the Tripper
04-05-2005, 05:49 PM
The best Offspring song is DUI

04-05-2005, 08:00 PM
best songs the kids

04-05-2005, 09:23 PM
My favorite song is the Garfield theme... :rolleyes:

04-05-2005, 10:44 PM
Best Offspring song? Hmmm... "The Kids Aren't Alright". Don't know why. But the best song ever (for these days) is Iron Maiden's "The Wicker Man". Hard to say, it changes with my mood.