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Sin Studly
09-17-2005, 11:08 PM
Sunny ; fear for me.

Sin Studly
09-18-2005, 09:18 AM
Jesus fucking Christmas. For all you sane people out there, here are some descriptions you should avoid whilst selecting your alcoholic beverages.

"East European" (the most important one)

"Recently legalised"

"Illegal in most countries"

"Used for medicinal purposes"

"Used as a household solvent"

"Used to preserve fruit and vegetables"

"Potentially fatal if drunk straight"

"Mixed drinks only"

"Highest concentration of alcohol possible without the introduction of benzene"

"Wait at least ten minutes after drinking before you smoke"

"Exports carry ficticious alcohol content labels for practical and legal purposes"

"Used to sterilise medical equipment and clean wounds"

"Extremely flammable"

"Bottled death"

Sunny
09-18-2005, 09:45 AM
....

that is so gross.

you will not be allowed to lick my boots when we meet.

Sin Studly
09-18-2005, 09:47 AM
Lolz, I shotted half a bottle. After I drunk a bottle of ukranian vodka. I don't feel drunk, but my throat feels like it's been scraped out with metal hooks or something.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you Polacks to make shit like that?

Sin Studly
09-18-2005, 09:50 AM
Is the reason I can't lick your boots because the polack shit will eat through them and burn your toes off?

Sunny
09-18-2005, 09:55 AM
damn right. i don't want any solvents near my precious boots. =p

the_GoDdEsS
09-18-2005, 09:58 AM
"East European" (the most important one)


Should have known us Slavic niggers are famous for being barbaric and producing these kinds of liquid substances. My tiny country has the highest production of illegal hard alcohol in Europe, lolz.

Sin Studly
09-18-2005, 10:25 AM
But this was legal... it wasn't till after I started drinking it that I learned they lie about the alcohol content and it's really 97.5%. Christ.... it hurts to fucking swallow.