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TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:25 AM
Threads started by you:

"Sup?"

"Help"

"This sucks!"

"I love my girlfriend!"

"Whatsup?"

"Have not been here for a while!"

"Whatsup?" (again)

"Post a picture of something you like!"

"lets sk8!"

"This thread sucks!"

Kill yourself.

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 03:27 AM
What a diverse and wholly interesting fellow!

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:28 AM
Anything that isn't something like that is pretty much a thread with a band name going "I like them! Do you?"

Just look at his thread list. It's painful.

And by the by, he always posts the band topics in General Chat. Fucktard.

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 03:30 AM
My personal favorite:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595

Jesus fuck, I miss my Ninth account. Sad face.

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:33 AM
My personal favorite:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595

I thought you'd enjoy that one.

ur such an ass :( :(

Secks me?

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 03:33 AM
Can your brother come too?

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:48 AM
He's not your type.

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 03:49 AM
What does that have to do with anything? (I don't have a type)

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:49 AM
And anyway, I dont want to have to share.

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 03:52 AM
Can we have a montage of Katrina footage set to the Scorpions' Rock You Like A Hurricane playing?

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-19-2005, 03:55 AM
Whatever floats your boat, babe.

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 04:00 AM
Or submerges my house.

Tizzalicious
09-19-2005, 04:03 AM
Whatever floats your boat, babe.

lolz.too short

JohnnyNemesis
09-19-2005, 09:12 AM
man i luv 2 sk8!!!

FUCKING HELL someone needs to mutilate Zack immediately.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-04-2006, 04:33 PM
Bump n' grind.

no_way
06-04-2006, 04:39 PM
What can I say? He IS retarded, but so am I.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-04-2006, 04:39 PM
Yes, but this isn't about you. Nobody even mentioned you, or referred to you. This isn't about you.

no_way
06-04-2006, 04:45 PM
Yes, but this isn't about you. Nobody even mentioned you, or referred to you. This isn't about you.

Yes, I did mention myself. And you said "this isn't about you" twice. Well done.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-04-2006, 04:45 PM
That was for emphasis. Why did you even mention yourself?

no_way
06-04-2006, 04:47 PM
Because I was just going to say how retarded he was, but then I remembered I was one as well.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-04-2006, 04:48 PM
Go away.

no_way
06-04-2006, 04:52 PM
Stop it! It was a passing commentary

WebDudette
06-04-2006, 07:48 PM
What can I say? He IS retarded, but so am I.

Wasn't there a thread a while back the recommending people stop saying stuff like that because it is annyoning as fuck?

In any case I've never noticed any thing Zack has posted.

Tizzalicious
06-04-2006, 10:10 PM
Aww Zac Hanson got married yesterday.

Rag Doll
06-04-2006, 10:15 PM
I heard that on the news and right away thought, "awww, i wonder if Tizz knows yet..." =p

Tizzalicious
06-04-2006, 10:17 PM
I know it all!

That's the little one too. What's happening to the world?

Lizardus
06-04-2006, 10:19 PM
There once was a boy named Zack.
He thoug he was the most gansta ever.
Untill he got run over by a truck.

The end.

JoY
06-05-2006, 04:09 AM
Aww Zac Hanson got married yesterday.
isn't he like, twelve or something?

leave no_way alone.

wowzah, in that topic about ninth, SkunkIt is real fucking annoying. & just random; when ninth posted "Sad face" I automatically read it as a blue pouting smiley.

Tizzalicious
06-05-2006, 04:16 AM
isn't he like, twelve or something?

leave no_way alone.

wowzah, in that topic about ninth, SkunkIt is real fucking annoying. & just random; when ninth posted "Sad face" I automatically read it as a blue pouting smiley.

He's 20 now. But he's still the little one, and should not be married.

JoY
06-05-2006, 04:18 AM
I'm 22. I'm not married. you're even older. you're not married.

what's wrong with the planet?!

killer_queen
06-05-2006, 01:04 PM
Because I was just going to say how retarded he was, but then I remembered I was one as well.
No, you were going to say how retarded he was but then you remembered that it wasn't about you so you talked about yourself because you are an attention whore and annoying.

And I thought the youngest Hanson was a girl. Wtf?

Paint_It_Black
06-05-2006, 01:34 PM
And I thought the youngest Hanson was a girl. Wtf?

No you didn't. Everyone just pretends they think that.

JohnnyNemesis
06-05-2006, 03:40 PM
I knew the youngest and oldest ones were men, but I honest, swear to God, dead seriously thought that the middle one was a girl. I'm not making fun of him, not acting stupid, not insulting their fans; I honestly thought that the middle one was female.

Then again, I was 13 when MMMBop came out, so I was stupid and shit.

Paint_It_Black
06-05-2006, 03:49 PM
Then again, I was 13 when MMMBop came out, so I was stupid and shit.

Well of course, everyone thought at least one of them was a girl at first.

Tizzalicious
06-05-2006, 08:28 PM
I knew the youngest and oldest ones were men, but I honest, swear to God, dead seriously thought that the middle one was a girl. I'm not making fun of him, not acting stupid, not insulting their fans; I honestly thought that the middle one was female.

Then again, I was 13 when MMMBop came out, so I was stupid and shit.

Even *I* thought the middle one was a girl. Most fans do. They won't admit it, but they did. And they love him for it. So don't worry about that.

He is married too by the way. My life is over :(

Anya82
06-05-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm 22. I'm not married. you're even older. you're not married.

what's wrong with the planet?!
i'm 24, and i DON'T pretend to get married soon. I'm not even sure i want to get married.

Not Ozymandias
06-06-2006, 02:30 PM
Even *I* thought the middle one was a girl. Most fans do. They won't admit it, but they did. And they love him for it. So don't worry about that.

He is married too by the way. My life is over :(
Is the ugly one still available?

Andy
06-06-2006, 03:16 PM
Is the ugly one still available?
There is no ugly one.

JohnnyNemesis
06-06-2006, 03:17 PM
I tried to make an "lolz, aren't they all ugly?!" joke here, but the fact is that the older kid is fucking hideous and obviously the "ugly one".

Andy
06-06-2006, 03:20 PM
When I was in little school, somebody I knew fancied Zack. That is an absolute fact.

The kid in question turned out to be a raving homosexual.

0r4ng3
06-06-2006, 03:36 PM
When I was in little school, somebody I knew fancied Zack. That is an absolute fact.

The kid in question turned out to be a raving homosexual.
That is a definite "O RLY?" moment right there.

Andy
06-06-2006, 03:39 PM
To which I will undoubtedly have to respond with "YA RLY"

0r4ng3
06-06-2006, 03:40 PM
NO WAI!

Oh, wait, I think I just killed the joke.

Andy
06-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Well you saved me a job.

Tizzalicious
06-06-2006, 10:40 PM
Is the ugly one still available?

I think he's engaged too. But I don't want him :(

JoY
06-07-2006, 10:02 AM
No you didn't. Everyone just pretends they think that.
I really did think that. my brother had to convince me, which took him over a month.
& to think I thought she looked so sweet. :/