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JohnnyNemesis
09-19-2005, 11:28 AM
Urge to kill rising:


y the fuck would u feel like u needed 2 throw a shoe, just casue u didnt hear the song u wanted, prik, i wanted the meaning of life but you dont c me throwin shoes do u? U should b dead pushin up daisys or better yet made to stand bare foot on hot coals for the rest of you life, that a cok. Dex is a bloody legend, u dont throw shoes at legends. + fuk ur nikes der 4 townies any way and that was an offspring concert (no 4 chavs) so c bloody 50 cent or sumthin

This was posted in Tour Talk, earlier today, at 11:29AM EST.

It is inarguably the worst post in the history of this forum. Everything that could possibly be wrong goes wrong here. Unnecessary abbreviation, overreacting, bitching, crying, undue praise of The Offspring, stupid death threats, and worst of the worst of the worst of them all: the scumbag mentions CHAVS for chrissake! And: "that a cok"...what the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

I honestly and sincerely wish death upon this person.

Kerr
09-19-2005, 11:34 AM
Oh. My. God.

Un-fucking-believable.

Tizzalicious
09-19-2005, 11:35 AM
Hahaha. That is really bad.

I have no idea what "that a cok" means either by the way.

notoriousdoc
09-19-2005, 11:36 AM
Kaiser Chiefs say:

Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Na na nana naaa

Kerr
09-19-2005, 11:37 AM
I also had some trouble trying to comprehend what the fuck that idiot was saying too.

wheelchairman
09-19-2005, 11:43 AM
No, someone said 'hoo' meaning 'who' recently.

That and the repeated mispelling of who as how in a post made earlier.

Tizzalicious
09-19-2005, 11:44 AM
How would you have sex with?

offspringrammsteinfan
09-19-2005, 11:44 AM
Kaiser Chiefs say:

Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Oh my god, I can't believe it
I've never seen someone this thick before
Na na nana naaa

I just love that song :D Oh my god I can't believe it
I agree with this girl: I've never seen someone this thick before

notoriousdoc
09-19-2005, 11:47 AM
I just love that song :D Oh my god I can't believe it
I agree with this girl: I've never seen someone this thick before
I am male

Tizzalicious
09-19-2005, 11:48 AM
I am male

Haha, I keep thinking you're Maria too. It's your own fault.

notoriousdoc
09-19-2005, 12:02 PM
Haha, I keep thinking you're Maria too. It's your own fault.
Aww, bless

HeadAroundU
09-19-2005, 12:48 PM
Good to know that there are dumber people than Justin and Davey.
I'm not one of them.

This thread should be deleted.

Posts below me with "shut up,mutant-face" stuff are considered as a dumb posts with even more dumber creators!

0r4ng3
09-19-2005, 12:49 PM
Good to know that there are dumber people than Justin and Davey.
I'm not one of them.

This thread should be deleted.

Posts below me with "shut up,mutant-face" stuff are considered as a dumb posts with even more dumber creators!
Do I hear 2nd place, anyone?

HeadAroundU
09-19-2005, 12:51 PM
Do I hear 2nd place, anyone?
You can't go to the toilet without your mother...
nerd!

Amanda
09-19-2005, 12:51 PM
Urge to kill rising:



This was posted in Tour Talk, earlier today, at 11:29AM EST.

It is inarguably the worst post in the history of this forum. Everything that could possibly be wrong goes wrong here. Unnecessary abbreviation, overreacting, bitching, crying, undue praise of The Offspring, stupid death threats, and worst of the worst of the worst of them all: the scumbag mentions CHAVS for chrissake! And: "that a cok"...what the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

I honestly and sincerely wish death upon this person.
Oh my God, i'm gonna be laughing about this for a long, long time...

ninthlayer
09-19-2005, 01:16 PM
Posts below me with "shut up,mutant-face" stuff are considered as a dumb posts with even more dumber creators!
Exsanguinate yourself, mutant face.

Vera
09-19-2005, 01:20 PM
No, that's the best worst post ever.

That_Guy91
09-19-2005, 02:47 PM
You can't go to the toilet without your mother...
nerd!
http://carepolice.ytmnd.com/

SkunkIt
09-19-2005, 03:07 PM
That was amusing. :)

Just a Girl
09-19-2005, 03:19 PM
there there, Mr Goodbar *pats your head* our next mission can involve hurting him in some way :D

JohnnyNemesis
09-19-2005, 03:25 PM
Yeah! Let's hurt him in some way. Then I can soothe you in another way. Rowr, wink, etc.

JoY
09-19-2005, 04:22 PM
And: "that a cok"...what the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

I could think of a few things. *winknudge*

JohnnyNemesis
09-19-2005, 04:26 PM
I could think of a few things. *winknudge*

Huh? *thinks*

...ohhhhh! u wan 2 hav da sects wiff me? ok lets do it cuz i luv u <3

JoY
09-19-2005, 04:30 PM
i can feal tha luvvv, oohhh. <3333

bah, I'm sexually frustrated. let's not discuss this topic again anymore, or else I might fly over & stalk you, until you finally give up & have sex with me for at least three hours. *sigh* wishful thinking.

ruroken
09-19-2005, 04:34 PM
Urge to kill rising:



This was posted in Tour Talk, earlier today, at 11:29AM EST.

It is inarguably the worst post in the history of this forum. Everything that could possibly be wrong goes wrong here. Unnecessary abbreviation, overreacting, bitching, crying, undue praise of The Offspring, stupid death threats, and worst of the worst of the worst of them all: the scumbag mentions CHAVS for chrissake! And: "that a cok"...what the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

I honestly and sincerely wish death upon this person.
You think that was a serious post? The horrible grammer and inability to spell "fuck" correctly tells me that it's not serious.

T-6005
09-19-2005, 04:34 PM
Got to get a worst post out of somewhere though.

0r4ng3
09-19-2005, 04:35 PM
You think that was a serious post? The horrible grammer and inability to spell "fuck" correctly tells me that it's not serious.
You obviously haven't spent that much time in General Offspring Discussion.

ruroken
09-19-2005, 04:38 PM
You obviously haven't spent that much time in General Offspring Discussion.
I try not to spend a lot of time in there. It's painful. Very painful. Besides, I'm not as into The Offspring as I used to be. Funny, though, because I never got all of their albums! hahaha! Jokes on them for sucking! Hahaha!

JoY
09-19-2005, 04:38 PM
You obviously haven't spent that much time in General Offspring Discussion.
remind me again why he should.

0r4ng3
09-19-2005, 04:41 PM
remind me again why he should.
He doesn't think the poster is serious. The world would be a better place if he wasn't, but still, that's how people talk there.

JohnnyNemesis
09-19-2005, 04:42 PM
You think that was a serious post? The horrible grammer and inability to spell "fuck" correctly tells me that it's not serious.

Read the thread, dude. This guy was 100% serious:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15652

Also, it's grammar, not grammer. Fucking hell, people!

ruroken
09-19-2005, 04:44 PM
Read the thread, dude. This guy was 100% serious:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15652

Also, it's grammar, not grammer. Fucking hell, people!
Damn it, I forgot already!
[hypocritical?] But, calm down...

Jebus
09-19-2005, 07:44 PM
Everything that could possibly be wrong goes wrong here.
There's no caps, some of these !!!, and one of these :rolleyes: though. I could almost swear I saw all of these elements in some other post before.

JohnnyNemesis
09-20-2005, 07:16 AM
Yes, but wholistically, I do believe this is the worst post ever.

Incredibly horrible people like HeadAroundU, Lodat, EROS, and thisplacesucks are even MORE worthless now that some rookie holds the distinction of typing up the worst post imaginable.

Paint_It_Black
09-20-2005, 07:24 AM
To be fair, Lodat does not belong in that list. He often displays a lack of maturity, but he also displays some potential. Mutant-face and Eros are beyond any redemption.

Vera
09-20-2005, 07:25 AM
I do agree with his points, though.

Why the fuck would anyone throw a shoe at Dexter for not playing one friggin' song?

And nikes r 2tally 4 towniez.

Kitten
09-20-2005, 07:26 AM
Why the fuck would you feel like you needed to throw a shoe? Just because you didn't hear the song you wanted? Prick, I wanted the meaning of life but you didn't see me throwing shoes did you? You should be dead, pushing up daisies or better yet made to stand bare foot on hot coals for the rest of your life, that a cok. Dexter is a bloody legend, you dont throw shoes at legends. Plus fuck your nikes they are for townies any way, and that was an offspring concert (not for chavs) so see bloody 50 cent or something.

Somewhat editted. Sorry, I couldn't stand trying to decipher that piece of crap every time I looked at that post. As for 'that a cok'... Maybe 'what a cock'?