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Sketch
11-23-2004, 03:03 PM
ok this is a thread where people can give other people advice about any questions or problems they may be having. ok so I'll start. I would prefer a lady to answer my question. How do I get a girl to like me?

greencows12
11-23-2004, 03:14 PM
Be yourself. If she doesn't like you for that, she'll never like you, and she's probably a whore, so tell her to go fuck herself if she doesn't like you for you. Don't try that sissy romantic shit like lip singing in a purple silk shirt, don't try to force this person to date you, how about a carnation? you'll be lucky if she's single, but her boyfriend will kick your ass if she's not. I think the best thing is to wirte a hardcore rock song on an electric guitar, jump in front of her and start singing....If you don't have a guitar, you're screwed, Just tell this person you like them and ask this person out on a date, and be yourself, that's the easiest and best way to do it.



I have a hot poker, I wanna give it to someone as a gift, it's still good, but it smells like feet and it's really, really, hot. Should I give someone a hot poker as a gift?:D

Sketch
11-23-2004, 03:17 PM
ha ha, well thank you very much for the advice greencows. not only did it help, it made me smile too. :)

so about your question, i want to help but first i need to know what a hot poker is. is it what it sounds like? a hot thing you poke people with? :confused:

greencows12
11-23-2004, 03:23 PM
it's one of those pitchfork things you use in a fireplace to help burn wood. You poke around with it.:D
http://doityourself.com/ori/200x200/7645369.jpg

Sketch
11-23-2004, 03:26 PM
ohh, ok i getcha. hmm, if its still hot and smells like feet, i dont think it would be a very good gift. sure you could try giving it to someone but that special someone you give it to might not like it very much and then they may not like you anymore either...

greencows12
11-23-2004, 03:37 PM
that's all part of my plan *evil laugh:D

Sketch
11-23-2004, 03:48 PM
oh well then go right ahead and wrap up that stinky hot poker. :)

DUKESTER76
11-23-2004, 03:48 PM
from a guys point of view, well dude as greencow says just be yourself and dont put up an act for no chick, and if she dont like you back just go for one of the other cute chicks up in here. ex: the goddess, Izie, tizzaliciouse, ragdoll......

DUKESTER76
11-23-2004, 03:49 PM
why does it smell like feet????
:confused:

Sketch
11-23-2004, 03:52 PM
from a guys point of view, well dude as greencow says just be yourself and dont put up an act for no chick, and if she dont like you back just go for one of the other cute chicks up in here. ex: the goddess, Izie, tizzaliciouse, ragdoll......

well thanks for the advice but both izie and the goddess are morons so no thanks. but its all good. your guys advice has been helpful. :)

DUKESTER76
11-23-2004, 03:56 PM
well good luck with your love

Sketch
11-23-2004, 04:06 PM
or the lack thereof but thank you. :)

DUKESTER76
11-23-2004, 04:20 PM
hey now i know why you dont like them two. i saw that thread. well hope your cough gets better

greencows12
11-23-2004, 04:24 PM
why does it smell like feet????
:confused:I don't know.:D

greencows12
11-23-2004, 04:25 PM
from a guys point of view, well dude as greencow says just be yourself and dont put up an act for no chick, and if she dont like you back just go for one of the other cute chicks up in here. ex: the goddess, Izie, tizzaliciouse, ragdoll......
I'm a girl:D

DUKESTER76
11-23-2004, 04:26 PM
I'm a girl:D
i know, im the guy with his point of view