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St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 05:28 PM
99.9999999999999999999999999% of the people here are going to burn in hell for eternity.

Im the 0.0000000000000000000000001% that are not going to hell.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 05:31 PM
no, you're just a twat.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 05:32 PM
Burn in hell, racist loser.

I have 100% more of a chance than all of you.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 05:35 PM
ow man, that really hurt.

Conspiracy of One
09-23-2005, 05:35 PM
I highly doubt that, whats my sin?

JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2005, 05:37 PM
Oh please. Both Lodat and Thucydides are burning in hell.

0r4ng3
09-23-2005, 05:38 PM
Dammit St. Jimmy/nimrod/lodat, my opinion of you was slowly rising, but now you've shot it to (ironically) hell.

Preocupado
09-23-2005, 05:39 PM
I have 100% more of a chance than all of you.

Why? I'm like Buddha :(

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 05:40 PM
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 05:49 PM
Oh please. Both Lodat and Thucydides are burning in hell.

Thucydides may have to go to heaven. She'd enjoy hell too much. Heaven, on the other hand, would piss her off constantly.

Not Ozymandias
09-23-2005, 05:51 PM
Oh please. Both Lodat and Thucydides are burning in hell.
Is this really lodat?

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
St. Jimmy = Nimrod = Lodat.

0r4ng3
09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
Is this really lodat?
Yes, he is. Go now, and add St. Jimmy to your ignore list.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 05:55 PM
Thucydides may have to go to heaven. She'd enjoy hell too much. Heaven, on the other hand, would piss her off constantly.

oh don't worry - I'll ensure I don't get there. ;)

Not Ozymandias
09-23-2005, 05:56 PM
I'll wait until someone reputable tells me so.

0r4ng3
09-23-2005, 05:57 PM
Why wait? Aren't most of lodat's usernames already there?

dalaksta
09-23-2005, 06:01 PM
yea i know i probably will.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:08 PM
Im not burning in hell. Im a christian, and im changing my ways, despite what everybody thinks.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:08 PM
I'll wait until someone reputable tells me so.

Am I not reputable?

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:10 PM
I highly doubt that, whats my sin?

Well, i don't know about you.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:12 PM
Im not burning in hell. Im a christian, and im changing my ways, despite what everybody thinks.

Christians can go to hell to ya know - I'm christian too :D

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:13 PM
Jesus was a Jew.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:14 PM
Christians can go to hell to ya know - I'm christian too :D

Well, you are not a real christian. Im a pure, real, and very misunderstood christian. I'm, in a way, god's people. You're not. See the difference?

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:15 PM
Jesus was a Jew.

I know, and she calls herself a christian.

Y'see, people like her give christians a bad name.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:15 PM
Jesus was a Jew.

Christianity had to start somewhere - obviously Jesus couldn't be christian.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:16 PM
Christianity had to start somewhere - obviously Jesus couldn't be christian.

But he was/is God's son.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:16 PM
I know, and she calls herself a christian.

Y'see, people like her give christians a bad name.

Wanna see 'God's instructions'?




6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what
fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion
hath light with darkness?

6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that
believeth with an infidel?

6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the
temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and
walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the
Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

6:18 And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and
daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Oh someone save us, Lodat has found God.


And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
Iíll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out theyíre beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
ďI Canít Believe Itís Not Butter!Ē Iíll sing as Iím flogged
Yeah thatís what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and youíll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in ďSevenĒ
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just canít teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I donít believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy ďholier than thouĒ facade
Yeah thatís what I would do if I were God

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Wanna see 'God's instructions'?

Unclean as in sin. The LORD is almighty, and perfect. He can't allow sin in his kingdom.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:18 PM
Oh someone save us, Lodat has found God.


And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
Iíll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out theyíre beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
ďI Canít Believe Itís Not Butter!Ē Iíll sing as Iím flogged
Yeah thatís what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and youíll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in ďSevenĒ
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just canít teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I donít believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy ďholier than thouĒ facade
Yeah thatís what I would do if I were God


That was unfunny, and rather offensive.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:19 PM
Unclean as in sin. The LORD is almighty, and perfect. He can't allow sin in his kingdom.

what?

did you not understand that passage or something - it says do NOT mix with non-believers. Jews/niggers/pakis are all infidels. You're breaking 'God's rules'. :rolleyes:



(NB: that is not why I hate them - merely an interesting point.)

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:20 PM
So you can start out as a Jew but turn out ok? How is that possible if Jews are animals? Try not to contradict yourself.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:21 PM
That was unfunny, and rather offensive.

It's hilarious, and it's supposed to be offensive to certain people.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:21 PM
So you can start out as a Jew but turn out ok? How is that possible if Jews are animals? Try not to contradict yourself.

Who said he 'turned out ok'? I [may] believe he existed but that doesn't mean I think he was 'ok'. Hitler was christian too.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:22 PM
what?

did you not understand that passage or something - it says do NOT mix with non-believers. Jews/niggers/pakis are all infidels. You're breaking 'God's rules'. :rolleyes:



(NB: that is not why I hate them - merely an interesting point.)

Wait, what? Different people have different religions. In the other hand, christianity is not a religion, but it's the word of the Lord. Yes, exactly, do not mix with sinniful people. Not non-believers, if it says non-believers it ain't christian. Plus, like Paint-it-black said, they can be christians too, y'know.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:23 PM
Who said he 'turned out ok'? I [may] believe he existed but that doesn't mean I think he was 'ok'. Hitler was christian too.

Hitler wasn't a christian.

Oh, wait- You're think of another christianity. Continue with your ignorance now.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:23 PM
what?

did you not understand that passage or something - it says do NOT mix with non-believers. Jews/niggers/pakis are all infidels. You're breaking 'God's rules'. :rolleyes:



(NB: that is not why I hate them - merely an interesting point.)

"Niggers" and "Paki's" can be Christian. I conclude that you are an idiot.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:23 PM
It's hilarious, and it's supposed to be offensive to certain people.

Well, we all have different humor sense, and it was offensive.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:24 PM
Wait, what? Different people have different religions. In the other hand, christianity is not a religion, but it's the word of the Lord. Yes, exactly, do not mix with sinniful people. Not non-believers, if it says non-believers it ain't christian.

no. christianity is a religion. Stop being fucking stupid, I'll explain simply:

that was an passage from the bible
it tells people not to mix with non-believers
jews/niggers/pakis are all non-believers
you mix with them
by your Łber-christian logic you're going to hell

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:25 PM
"Niggers" and "Paki's" can be Christian. I conclude that you are an idiot.

yes, they can be. But in general they are not.

In england, I have never met a non-white christian.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:25 PM
no. christianity is a religion. Stop being fucking stupid, I'll explain simply:

that was an passage from the bible
it tells people not to mix with non-believers
jews/niggers/pakis are all non-believers
you mix with them
by your Łber-christian logic you're going to hell

MY christianity isn't a religion, yours is. Yours is a different christianity mixed with catholic-ism.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:26 PM
yes, they can be. But in general they are not.

In england, I have never met a non-white christian.

In America, i have met billions of non-white GOD'S FOLLOWERS, NOT YOUR RETARDED CHRISTIANITY.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:27 PM
Who said he 'turned out ok'? I [may] believe he existed but that doesn't mean I think he was 'ok'. Hitler was christian too.

You called yourself a Christian. If you believe he was the son of God then you must believe he turned out ok. The only way you can believe in Jesus Christ but not approve of him is if you are a Satanist. Which from you wouldn't surprise me.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:27 PM
In America, i have met billions of non-white GOD'S FOLLOWERS, NOT YOUR RETARDED CHRISTIANITY.

...uh huh. I said 'in England'.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:28 PM
...uh huh. I said 'in England'.

Wait...sorry, In California, New York, and Washington DC, i have.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:29 PM
You called yourself a Christian. If you believe he was the son of God then you must believe he turned out ok. The only way you can believe in Jesus Christ but not approve of him is if you are a Satanist. Which from you wouldn't surprise me.

Dude, i have 100% respect to you. But i don't think he was 'ok', i think he is perfect.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:30 PM
MY christianity isn't a religion, yours is. Yours is a different christianity mixed with catholic-ism.

That doesn't make sense. What is YOUR Christianity then, and if not a religion what on earth is it? I think you need to give your beliefs some serious thought before speaking about them to others, because you don't make sense.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:31 PM
You called yourself a Christian. If you believe he was the son of God then you must believe he turned out ok. The only way you can believe in Jesus Christ but not approve of him is if you are a Satanist. Which from you wouldn't surprise me.

No, satanism's stupid - little goths with '666' written all over their pencil cases. :rolleyes:

Not at all; obviously Christianity has to start somewhere. Jesus was no ordinary kike - he was the 'son of god'. He couldn't be anything other than a jew because christianity obviously wasn't around. Plus, jews are scum because they're [part-]human jews; jesus was apparently the son of god - not the son of a filthy kike.

I'm not even sure I believe in him to be honest.

JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2005, 06:31 PM
That's because England is completely irrelevant.

Black culture is INFUSED with Christianity. Gospel, anyone? Give me a break.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:31 PM
Dude, i have 100% respect to you. But i don't think he was 'ok', i think he is perfect.

Well, believe what you like. The "turned out ok" comment wasn't directed at you.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:35 PM
That doesn't make sense. What is YOUR Christianity then, and if not a religion what on earth is it? I think you need to give your beliefs some serious thought before speaking about them to others, because you don't make sense.

Actually, christianity, not Thucy's, is a belief, not a religion.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:35 PM
No, satanism's stupid - little goths with '666' written all over their pencil cases. :rolleyes:

Not at all; obviously Christianity has to start somewhere. Jesus was no ordinary kike - he was the 'son of god'. He couldn't be anything other than a jew because christianity obviously wasn't around. Plus, jews are scum because they're [part-]human jews; jesus was apparently the son of god - not the son of a filthy kike.

I'm not even sure I believe in him to be honest.

...that made no sense, let me re-do it:

Jesus = not human
jesus = son of god
kike = human
kike = bad
jesus = kike because no alternative
although jesus = not real kike as kike = human
and jesus = not human

therefore jesus = ok. :D

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:36 PM
No, satanism's stupid - little goths with '666' written all over their pencil cases. :rolleyes:

Not at all; obviously Christianity has to start somewhere. Jesus was no ordinary kike - he was the 'son of god'. He couldn't be anything other than a jew because christianity obviously wasn't around. Plus, jews are scum because they're [part-]human jews; jesus was apparently the son of god - not the son of a filthy kike.

I'm not even sure I believe in him to be honest.

Oh, I see. He simply had to masquerade as a Jew. You people always have answers that make sense to you, and only you.

JohnnyNemesis, England is not completely irrelevant yet, but it is heading in that direction.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:37 PM
Oh, I see. He simply had to masquerade as a Jew. You people always have answers that make sense to you, and only you.

JohnnyNemesis, England is not completely irrelevant yet, but it is heading in that direction.

^ look above - I apologize for my other post (tired).

that's why we need the BNP, boy. :D

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:37 PM
...that made no sense, let me re-do it:

Jesus = not human
jesus = son of god
kike = human
kike = bad
jesus = kike because no alternative
although jesus = not real kike as kike = human
and jesus = not human

therefore jesus = ok. :D

You're still burning in hell. Because you are discriminating other people. And Jesus said we should love all our brothers and sisters.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:38 PM
You're still burning in hell. Because you are discriminating other people. And Jesus said we should love all our brothers and sisters.

people; yes

sub-human, unevolved animals; no



....hhahaha I thought you were like 14 years old or something - checked profile, shit.

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:38 PM
kike = human
kike = bad

Then human = bad

Oh, so you are just a misanthropist?

0r4ng3
09-23-2005, 06:39 PM
You're still burning in hell. Because you are discriminating other people. And Jesus said we should love all our brothers and sisters.
Even the ones you said would burn in hell? Please, explain that to me.

ruroken
09-23-2005, 06:40 PM
Is this really lodat?
You didn't believe me? That's a damn shame...

anyhow, who the hell cares? You're pretty sad if you think about who's going to hell based on your opinion. What, do you think you're God or something?

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:40 PM
Then human = bad

Oh, so you are just a misanthropist?

ah...I apologize again :rolleyes:

kike=sub-human
sub-human = bad
white human = good

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:40 PM
people; yes

sub-human, unevolved animals; no



....hhahaha I thought you were like 14 years old or something - checked profile, shit.

But you have failed to offer any evidence as to why you deem certain groups to be sub-human, unevolved animals.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:41 PM
people; yes

sub-human, unevolved animals; no



....hhahaha I thought you were like 14 years old or something - checked profile, shit.

Ok... I'll respect your opinion, then. I dis-agree with your ways, but i'll respect other religions, even atheneist (Something like that).


Even the ones you said would burn in hell? Please, explain that to me.

They're burning in hell, 'cause they sin. And that's very true, and im not discriminating as in "YOU'RE BLACK, EWW!!!1one".

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:42 PM
You didn't believe me? That's a damn shame...

anyhow, who the hell cares? You're pretty sad if you think about who's going to hell based on your opinion. What, do you think you're God or something?

They're going to hell based on the bible. 'CAUSE THEY SIN, get it in your tiny head.

Im amazed you didn't curse.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:42 PM
But you have failed to offer any evidence as to why you deem certain groups to be sub-human, unevolved animals.

I don't intend to - it's my belief (as I already explained to you).

Paint_It_Black
09-23-2005, 06:44 PM
That's terribly sad though.

Thucydides
09-23-2005, 06:46 PM
That's terribly sad though.

How so ?

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:47 PM
Im done talking such important topics with ignorant people. This is my last hell thread.

Sinister
09-23-2005, 06:47 PM
Im done talking such important topics with ignorant people. This is my last hell thread.

This should be your last thread about anything at all.

Not Ozymandias
09-23-2005, 06:48 PM
Am I not reputable?
I didn't notice your post.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:49 PM
This should be your last thread about anything at all.

I would try to do as you said. Yeah, im done making threads...

*5 Minutes later*

*New Thread- SOOO...*

Sinister
09-23-2005, 06:50 PM
I would try to do as you said. Yeah, im done making threads...

*5 Minutes later*

*New Thread- SOOO...*

SOOO... you're not funny. Or useful. Or needed. Do everyone a favor and sever your carotids.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:51 PM
SOOO... you're not funny. Or useful. Or needed. Do everyone a favor and sever your carotids.

And you are...? I wasn't intending to be funny, it's the truth. I promise something, and i don't keep it.

Sinister
09-23-2005, 06:52 PM
And you are...? I wasn't intending to be funny, it's the truth. I promise something, and i don't keep it.

Do everyone a favor and sever your carotids anyway.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:53 PM
Do everyone a favor and sever your carotids anyway.

It's ok. I don't want to do anyone a favor.

Sinister
09-23-2005, 06:54 PM
It's ok. I don't want to do anyone a favor.
I'm gonna give up about this... as someone once said, "Don't argue with idiots - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:55 PM
I'm gonna give up about this... as someone once said, "Don't argue with idiots - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

...I concur.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 06:59 PM
I thought you were talking about me...But i read the last sentence.

Sinister
09-23-2005, 07:00 PM
...I concur.
YOU are the idiot I won't argue with - and you can't even understand that.
Gosh... humanity is getting worse & worse.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 07:01 PM
YOU are the idiot I won't argue with - and you can't even understand that.
Gosh... humanity is getting worse & worse.

I still concur...

ruroken
09-23-2005, 07:10 PM
They're going to hell based on the bible. 'CAUSE THEY SIN, get it in your tiny head.

Im amazed you didn't curse.
You do too, yet you say only we are going to hell?
That would mean that this "You're going to hell" is based on your opinion.

barangatang
09-23-2005, 07:11 PM
99.9999999999999999999999999% of the people here are going to burn in hell for eternity.

Im the 0.0000000000000000000000001% that are not going to hell.

Incorrect


Rock music is an abomination, anyone who listens to it will go to hell
-or something like that.

St. Jimmy
09-23-2005, 07:13 PM
You do too, yet you say only we are going to hell?
That would mean that this "You're going to hell" is based on your opinion.

You're going to hell because you sin, is too my opinion, and it's a fact.


-or something like that.

True, but you can repent.