View Full Version : The greatest meal you will ever eat

Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 08:35 AM
Butter in pan, sautee 1 medium onion, diced until golden then stir in 1 small apple cut into small pieces, 2 tablespoons of raisins/sultantas and 2 tablespoons fresh lime or lemon juice, one teaspoon curry powder, one teaspoon salt, 1 small garlic clove - minced, half a teaspoon of ginger and half a teaspoon of cardamom and one quarter teaspoon of grated lemon peel. Cook on low until apple is soft. Then add cooked, shelled tiger prawns, cook the whole thing until the prawns are heated through. Serve with rice, garnish with red capsicum and chopped spring onion.


09-24-2005, 09:31 AM
screw you, i'm hungry as hell. ;[

Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 09:41 AM
*boils you some cabbage*


09-24-2005, 09:44 AM
Don't diss Mags. Or cabbage.

09-24-2005, 09:49 AM
After reading this I'd like to have you on a chain in my kitchen etc.

09-24-2005, 09:54 AM
Finnish has a schauvinistic idiom, "between the oven and the fist".

That's Justin's place. Bitch.

09-24-2005, 09:57 AM
Finnish has a schauvinistic idiom, "between the oven and the fist".
oh, i like that. i like that very much.

09-24-2005, 10:10 AM
I just realized, that by oven, I meant stove.

09-24-2005, 10:14 AM
between the stove and the BOOT, it should be.

*taps foot impatiently*

all Aussie niggers are good for is cooking and sexual favors. and right now i'm hungry.

Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 09:50 PM
If I'm gonna get bitch-jumped like this every time I post an awesome recipe, I'm just gonna stop doing it.

(and yes, I'd cook/give sexual favours to all of you)

09-24-2005, 09:52 PM
I'm surprised this wasn't another joke about jews.

Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 09:53 PM
Kurt Cobain killed himself. Ha ha ha.

09-24-2005, 10:08 PM
Oh, bd007h totally just dissed Sin. Er... I think that's what he was trying to do. I wouldn't be suprised if that was an attempt.
Really? I thought he was hitting on Sin.

09-24-2005, 10:11 PM
Kurt Cobain killed himself. Ha ha ha.

I have my opinion, you have yours. Lets just leave it at that.

09-25-2005, 12:07 AM
I have my opinion, you have yours. Lets just leave it at that.

Translation - I know I've lost, help me save face because I'm desperate.

Not Ozymandias
09-25-2005, 12:14 AM
I have my opinion, you have yours. Lets just leave it at that.
Your "opinion" is dead fucking wrong, you should be ashamed and publicly mocked for holding it.

09-25-2005, 12:18 AM
Kurt Cobain killed himself. Ha ha ha.
Yes he did it all by himself. Counrtney didn't help. Some people need to accept this.

Mota Boy
09-25-2005, 12:20 AM
Wrong - the greatest meal you will ever eat is fried shrimp po-boys on the Gulf Coast (well, at least back when there still was a Gulf Coast).

The greatest meal that you will ever cook, however... I can't disagree.

Sin Studly
09-25-2005, 01:06 AM
Find me a recipe, and I'll try it out. Seriously though, make that simple sweet curry, then tell me I'm wrong.

09-25-2005, 01:23 AM
Fuck this topic.

*goes to cook herself risotto*

Sin Studly
09-25-2005, 01:46 AM
I cook orgasmic mushroom rissoto too.

09-25-2005, 06:51 AM
ok...this really is the best breakfast meal ever. try it.
take an onion and slice one thin slice off of it and then mince that slice into really small pieces. bake a small potato in the microwave and then cut it into chunks. crack an egg into a bowl and whip it. melt 2 tablespoons of butter. (for more taste...have a slice of cooked ham and cut it up into chunks)..put this all in a skillet on the stove.....without the egg. stir the onion, potato, butter, and ham together on medium heat. add salt and pepper. after about five minutes...add the egg and stir it around until its done. add more salt and pepper to the egg. in the very end, if you'd like, you can put your favorite cheese on top of the stuff in the skillet and let it melt on. then its done and you can eat it. its really good.

Sin Studly
09-25-2005, 04:34 PM
Don't ruin my thread with inferior shitty recipes, you inferior shit.

09-25-2005, 05:23 PM
haha...you think i'm inferior because i posted a recipe that i think is the greatest meal to eat. your meal...i tried it out...i have to agree that its good, but its not really the best i've eaten. the recipe i put in was merely for people who the capability to try something new. not so that you could try to put me down, sin.

Sin Studly
09-25-2005, 07:43 PM
A ham and potato omelette... yeah. Don't ruin my thread with inferior recipes.

Sin Studly
09-25-2005, 07:51 PM
Half a teaspoon doesn't do much, especially with the cardamom and curry powder in there. But leave it out if you want, but cook the damn meal. It's transcendent.

09-25-2005, 10:41 PM
Mushrooms are yuck.

I ate cabbage yesterday.

09-26-2005, 09:15 AM

Mushrooms are too fucking good. I especially love them in soups, fried stuff and pizzas.

09-26-2005, 09:59 AM
Mushrooms are excellent, but they can't be compared to steak. Mushrooms don't bleed on your plate. Yum.