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Izie
09-24-2005, 12:15 PM
Hence, the poll.

And yes, it obviously matters whether you're a Slav or not. Duh.

Tizzalicious
09-24-2005, 12:17 PM
hey, I stuck my hand up your skirt, that counts?

So that's a yes.

Plus there's the threesome with you and Sim on the meetup. So...triplescore?

Izie
09-24-2005, 12:18 PM
So that's a yes.

Plus there's the threesome with you and Sim on the meetup. So...triplescore?

Doublescore, you're no Slav :p

Chris1990
09-24-2005, 12:19 PM
sadly no... :(

Tizzalicious
09-24-2005, 12:19 PM
Doublescore, you're no Slav :p

Hmm...good point...but it's still pretty good, no non-slav will get a double score!

Izie
09-24-2005, 12:19 PM
Hmm...good point...but it's still pretty good, no non-slav will get a double score!

That's because you're so special ;)

the_GoDdEsS
09-24-2005, 12:26 PM
*cracks whip*

We give some kinky lovin'.

Izie
09-24-2005, 12:27 PM
*cracks whip*

We give some kinky lovin'.

w0rd.

Double score. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/paranoid.gif

JohnnyNemesis
09-24-2005, 12:29 PM
I dunno which is better, so all the slavs on this board should fellate me so I can at least have a point of reference.

wheelchairman
09-24-2005, 12:29 PM
I'm an honorary slav, no?

hmm I've had sex with a communist, does that count? And I've had sex with an expert on Eastern Europe.

but not a slav. :(

Tizzalicious
09-24-2005, 12:29 PM
That's because you're so special ;)

I know ;)

too short

Izie
09-24-2005, 12:30 PM
I'm an honorary slav, no?

hmm I've had sex with a communist, does that count? And I've had sex with an expert on Eastern Europe.

but not a slav. :(

Yes, yes you are. But those people don't count as Slavs :p

Sunny
09-24-2005, 12:45 PM
i'm a slav and banged a slav. doublescore. <3

although, frankly, potato-nigger sex is where it's at.

Vera
09-24-2005, 02:29 PM
I want to have a foursome with Izie, Sim & Mags one of these days.

*adds to "Things To Do Before Death"-list*

Izie
09-24-2005, 02:34 PM
As far as I'm concerned, this can be arranged.

Chris1990
09-24-2005, 02:36 PM
can I be the person that stands there videotaping it all? :p

Vera
09-24-2005, 02:40 PM
Go play with your legos, little boy.

Chris1990
09-24-2005, 02:54 PM
I can play legos and videotape at the same time :D

Vera
09-24-2005, 04:06 PM
No. I'm sorry, but no.

JoY
09-24-2005, 05:12 PM
I've been sexy with two Slavs.

so.. where does that get me?

Izie
09-24-2005, 05:15 PM
Depends how sexy you were :p

JoY
09-24-2005, 05:17 PM
with one.. pretty sexy. ;p
both were dropdead sexy, by the way. & that's SCORE.

Izie
09-24-2005, 05:18 PM
Okay, fine, you get score. :p

P.S. I'm the sexier one :p

Conspiracy of One
09-24-2005, 05:20 PM
Women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

bd007h
09-24-2005, 06:43 PM
This thread is going to make Headaroundu feel special

Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 10:45 PM
*cries*

Ronery... I'm so ronery...

.:SMASH:.
09-25-2005, 01:06 AM
Hence, the poll.

And yes, it obviously matters whether you're a Slav or not. Duh.
there are children under the age of 18 that are getting ideas of having underage sex whenever you post these things. THE CHILDREN! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???????!!!!!!!!!! you make me sick *spits on izie with disgust*. god you are so immature

JoY
09-25-2005, 02:45 AM
I'm no Slav, but I am a ghetto Aryan Jewish alcoholic. anyone who's been sexy with me... SCORE.

ps. not to mention I'm teh Jewbortion.

Izie
09-25-2005, 02:47 AM
*cries*

Ronery... I'm so ronery...

But you're an honorary Slav, if I remember correctly?

And w00t Bella, now I have triple score?

JoY
09-25-2005, 02:49 AM
Iz - you so do. ;D

if Justin is an honorary Slav... is he still Aryan? cuz I want him to be Aryan. :(
is Per by the way still Aryan, now he's been promoted to honorary Slav? I want him to be Aryan too.

Tizzalicious
09-25-2005, 02:50 AM
What's with all the honorary slavs? Can I be one too? So I can get the triple score?

.:SMASH:.
09-25-2005, 04:15 AM
What's with all the honorary slavs? Can I be one too? So I can get the triple score?
i say u guys are fucked up sickos

Vera
09-25-2005, 04:49 AM
Shut up, unsexy.

wheelchairman
09-25-2005, 05:15 AM
I'm an honorary slav. That means I'm still officially an aryan, but I get all the benefits of being a slav.

Izie
09-25-2005, 05:15 AM
What's with all the honorary slavs? Can I be one too? So I can get the triple score?

Noes! I wanna be the only one with a triple score :p And everyone wants to be an honorary Slav because Slavs fucking own. And have a lot of kinky sex. Just ask Sim ;)

And Sanni <3

Tizzalicious
09-25-2005, 05:20 AM
I feel left out :(

Izie
09-25-2005, 05:21 AM
I'll still sex you up Tizzle ;)

Tizzalicious
09-25-2005, 05:22 AM
Pff, too late now. I'll go have some hawt aryan sex now.

Izie
09-25-2005, 05:25 AM
Pff, you'd do that anyway :p

But you don't wanna miss out on the Slavic sex, trust Izas ;)

Tizzalicious
09-25-2005, 05:26 AM
Hmmm okay. Maybe I'll have some of both.

Izie
09-25-2005, 05:30 AM
Yup, that works.

Sin Studly
09-25-2005, 05:36 PM
I'm an honorary slav. That means I'm still officially an aryan, but I get all the benefits of being a slav.

Yes. Don't worry Bella, I'll still slap you around like a dirty kyke and make you call me Amon.

Sin_Studly
09-25-2005, 06:08 PM
Yes. Don't worry Bella, I'll still slap you around like a dirty kyke and make you call me Amon.

Yes. So will I.