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greencows12
11-23-2004, 05:21 PM
ha ha ha ha!!!!



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DUKESTER76
11-23-2004, 05:35 PM
did you get those from funny junk???

lousyskater
11-24-2004, 04:10 AM
good old ebaums world i presume?
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greencows12
11-25-2004, 12:50 PM
good old ebaums world i presume?Yes. message is too short. I must make message longer.

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2004, 12:53 PM
Crap, crap. Even more crap laughing at your own "jokes".

greencows12
11-25-2004, 12:55 PM
Crap, crap. Even more crap laughing at your own "jokes".especially considering they're not my jokes.

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2004, 12:59 PM
especially considering they're not my jokes.
But you post them.

evilmonkey
11-25-2004, 02:11 PM
dont be bitchy

selfrighteoussuicide
11-25-2004, 02:28 PM
(to greencows12)

i take it you get caught collecting golf balls regularly.

wliethof
11-25-2004, 02:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/wliethof/hawking2.jpg

Linda
11-25-2004, 04:00 PM
dont be bitchy

She needs to get laid.

Nicole
11-25-2004, 04:02 PM
She needs to get laid.

That's pretty low.

Linda
11-25-2004, 04:09 PM
That's pretty low.

I call it as I see it.
If she doesn't want people to get that opinion of her, then she shouldn't be such a bitch to everyone.

nitropenguin!
11-25-2004, 04:13 PM
Calling her a bitch will just encourage her.

Linda
11-25-2004, 04:15 PM
It's OK, payback is a bitch also.
I might not be around to see it, but she will get it eventually.
Everyone like her will.

Chris
11-25-2004, 04:28 PM
theres far far worse people out there than her, easy there...

Linda
11-25-2004, 04:48 PM
I don't really care, just sharing my opinion.

Nicole
11-25-2004, 05:26 PM
I call it as I see it.
If she doesn't want people to get that opinion of her, then she shouldn't be such a bitch to everyone.

As I see it you're way out of line and just being a bitch yourself by making comments like that.

SpongeBob
11-25-2004, 05:30 PM
okay, okay, i'll share my joke..

what did the egg say to the boiling pot of water?
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it might take awhile for me to get hard, i just got laid last night.

Linda
11-25-2004, 05:34 PM
As I see it you're way out of line and just being a bitch yourself by making comments like that.

That's only because you're just like her.
Since it works you up so much, you must know it to be the truth!

Nicole
11-25-2004, 05:48 PM
I was calling you a hypocrite, but that seems to have gone right over your head.

Linda
11-25-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Nicole: I was calling you a hypocrite, but that seems to have gone right over your head.


Don't reply to something when you don't know the whole story from the beginning. Like I said before, you're just like her. Now go try to figure out
exactly what I mean by that.

Nicole
11-25-2004, 05:55 PM
If you've got something to say to me just say it or shut up.

Linda
11-25-2004, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Nicole: If you've got something to say to me just say it or shut up.

Precisely as I thought.
You're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

Linda
11-26-2004, 12:02 AM
She's smart enough not to spend any effort trying to decipher the hidden meaning you claim is embedded in your posts. Now Ole Granny can either say whatever retarded crap she wanted to say to Nicole, or Ole Granny can go back to the nursing home, okay?

Awwwwww, did poor little Nicole go crying to Trippie pooh?!
ahahahaha
You disappoint me, Trip. I really thought you would be smart
enough to know what I was talking about! Guess you're not as
smart as you think you are either. :)

Linda
11-26-2004, 01:09 AM
Nobody cares what you're talking about, Linda. Nobody is going to waste time trying to figure out what you mean by "Nicole is just like The Goddess" because nobody gives a fuck about you or your opinions.

Then why did you reply, Sweetheart! ;)

NoUseForAName
11-26-2004, 01:36 AM
how long have you guys been registered on this MB? I was on the way old one about a year ago then I moved??? It has not changed....I can tell that so far...I just hope I'm not sucked in to the black hole of the offspring mb board again.....ahhhhhhhh :eek:

Linda
11-26-2004, 09:33 AM
Because it amuses me to watch you argue with children online.

I'm not arguing. You have a really hard time deciphering the meaning of posts, don't you? It amuses me to piss some of you off, and the ones
that I'm pissing off can hardly be called "children", unless you're talking
about mental capability. :)

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2004, 11:34 AM
I'm not arguing. You have a really hard time deciphering the meaning of posts, don't you? It amuses me to piss some of you off, and the ones
that I'm pissing off can hardly be called "children", unless you're talking
about mental capability. :)

We're worried about your mental capability though.

evilmonkey
11-26-2004, 11:39 AM
We're worried about your mental capability though.

you're a bitch

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2004, 11:43 AM
you're a bitch

And you've based your judgement on what?

evilmonkey
11-26-2004, 11:46 AM
i'll change it, you appear to be a bitch in this context.

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2004, 11:51 AM
i'll change it, you appear to be a bitch in this context.

Alright. I appear to be a bitch in this context how?

Linda
11-26-2004, 12:18 PM
We're worried about your mental capability though.

You should be more worried about your own.
You know, I will admit, Goddess, if that picture in your avatar is really you, you do have a pretty face, but, fact is, your bad attitude ruins it.

evilmonkey
11-26-2004, 12:44 PM
hooray, agreement!

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2004, 01:20 PM
You should be more worried about your own.
You know, I will admit, Goddess, if that picture in your avatar is really you, you do have a pretty face, but, fact is, your bad attitude ruins it.

I'm convinced that my mental capability is appropriate for my age. You have the right to state your opinion on whether it is or not. And I again, have the right to accept it or not. In this case, I don't.

I'm not going to attack your age at all because that would be just pathetic. Especially seeing as I get along very well even with people much older than I am. That makes no difference to me. What interests me though is why do you sometimes make yourself look like you're one of those immature idiots and act all pathetic, repetitive and boring? If it's your way of venting because you have had a difficult life or your boss harrassed you at work and you're all traumatized or something, I take it. If it's your way of venting because you have a sucky life and have nothing better to do, I don't. But that's just my thing. And fact is, I don't know you enough to judge you. I don't hate you at all. But your posts have not convinced me enough to like you. Plus, I'm sure you don't even care, which is good in the end. Some of them amuse me, some annoy me. Same goes for everyone else. So don't get personal on this. Maybe you're just fed up with the seriousness of life. I sure as hell would be. I suggest you make your posts a little coherent, mature and serious. That's just a suggestion. Do with it whatever you want, I don't care.

I know I do happen to have a bad attitude these days. But that's just a way of dealing with all the idiocy. I happen to like being a little sarcastic. Everyone has a chance. If they spoil it and I see they're dumb in general, I'll go along with it. I can't be nice all the damn time.

SicN Twisted
11-26-2004, 01:22 PM
I find bad attitudes to be pretty sexy. Especially for Slavic girls.

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2004, 01:28 PM
I find bad attitudes to be pretty sexy. Especially for Slavic girls.

Thank you. I'm sure they are. Too bad you've only experienced the nice, shy, non-talking me.

Sunny
11-26-2004, 01:39 PM
I find bad attitudes to be pretty sexy. Especially for Slavic girls.

well that would explain why you find me attractive. ;p

SicN Twisted
11-26-2004, 01:49 PM
I'm sure that every nice, shy, quiet slavic girl there's a vicious, bitter, tormented, sexually aggressive bondage queen side. Mags certainly does. I'm assuming you do as well.

Linda
11-26-2004, 01:55 PM
What interests me though is why do you sometimes make yourself look like you're one of those immature idiots and act all pathetic, repetitive and boring?

I wonder the same thing about you, Sic and Trip.


But your posts have not convinced me enough to like you.

Ditto.


Plus, I'm sure you don't even care, which is good in the end. [QUOTE=the_GoDdEsS]

You're right, I don't care.

[QUOTE=the_GoDdEsS] Some of them amuse me, some annoy me.

I can't say I've seen any of your posts that amuse me.


I suggest you make your posts a little coherent, mature and serious.

They are, you just have to know how to read them.


I can't be nice all the damn time.

But I should be?! Fucking hypocrite.

nitropenguin!
11-26-2004, 05:28 PM
Jesus, stop whining. Why do you let her get to you so much?

the_GoDdEsS
11-27-2004, 01:55 AM
But I should be?! Fucking hypocrite.

Reading comprehension skills.
Alright, let's do this step by step.

1. You said my bad attitude ruined everything good about me.
2. To which one of my responses was "I can't be nice all the damn time."
3. To which you replied "But I should be?! Fucking hypocrite."

Do you realise that under the influence of step three, in step one you haven't only attacked me but also yourself?

nitropenguin!
11-27-2004, 02:29 AM
Damn... there's a lot of intellectuals here.

the_GoDdEsS
11-27-2004, 02:50 AM
Damn... there's a lot of intellectuals here.

I'd say there's only a small minority. Sadly.

Obie2trice
11-27-2004, 03:33 AM
and you belong to it right?

RXP
11-27-2004, 11:34 AM
I am the sole member of that class.

Linda
11-27-2004, 11:36 AM
and you belong to it right?

She would like to think she does.

RXP
11-27-2004, 11:40 AM
I think she does, she's smart.

RXP
11-27-2004, 12:52 PM
Being smart encompases being intellectual IMHO. IMHO = fact.

greencows12
11-29-2004, 06:01 PM
(to greencows12)

i take it you get caught collecting golf balls regularly.Yeah, but i've got no balls to lose. Only boobs.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-29-2004, 10:10 PM
I don't really care, just sharing my opinion.

So how come whenever people give an opinion of you you have to go all pissy at it?

Linda
11-30-2004, 07:30 AM
I could post, The Cat Is Yellow, and you would say I posted all pissy about it.
Problem with typing on a message board. You take all my replies as pissy.
Oh well, like I said, I DON'T CARE! :) You people can't decipher when I'm joking, serious, or being sarcastic! It's really quite funny!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-30-2004, 09:04 AM
Ah, I see. Back to the old default.

If you didn't care, you wouldn't post. Simple.

And by the same token, you constantly say that no one knows this about you, and no one knows that about you, but yet in this topic:

-You've called someone a bitch
-You've said someone is like someone else
-You've said someone isn't smart
-You assumed you've pissed a person off

.. just on the strength of their posts on this board. You sya many times that people cant tell so-and-so from your posts on the board. Well guess what, Linda, neither can you. So stop being an all-assuming, whiny, hypocritical bitch. Assume you know everything and let people think what they like, or stick to your opinion that people don't know you from your posts. However, if you do the latter, stop pretending you're a fucking know-it-all yourself.

Linda
11-30-2004, 01:13 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Now THAT was REALLY funny....coming from YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Linda
12-01-2004, 07:30 AM
Don't act like s/he isn't right. You're lame and stupid, Linda.

Not nearly as lame and stupid as you are, Justin.

Trip Boy
12-01-2004, 07:31 AM
Oh my, I'm so embarrassed, I think I'll just stop posting on the Offspring BBS altogether. *cry*

Linda
12-01-2004, 07:33 AM
Oh my, I'm so embarrassed, I think I'll just stop posting on the Offspring BBS altogether. *cry*

That would be a very good idea. So sad it will never happen.

Trip Boy
12-01-2004, 07:39 AM
Stop posting.

Linda
12-01-2004, 07:40 AM
You're a bigger idiot.

Trip Boy
12-01-2004, 07:40 AM
Intellectual isn't a synonym for smart.

Linda
12-01-2004, 07:41 AM
Stop posting.


You stop posting, with all three of your user names!

Linda
12-01-2004, 01:13 PM
Stop posting.

Ran out of witty comebacks, eh?!
Oh, forgot, you never had any!

saska de o...
12-01-2004, 01:14 PM
buahahahahahahaha..........!