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NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 12:48 PM
Because I'm such a wonderful fountain of knowledge, I'd thought I would share some random facts about Dexy.

*He absolutely hates carrots
*His shoe size is 11
*He's 6 foot 2
*Middle name is Keith
*Has Ph.D in microbiology
*Birthday is on December 29th (so he's a Capricorn :))

Yay.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 12:52 PM
Everyone knows that & everyone is arguing about the Ph.D thing. Some say he got it & some say not yet :rolleyes:

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 12:54 PM
At first I read he is just a year away, and then I read from a more reliable source (not one of those AOL fansite thingies you get from googling "The Offspring") that he had finally gotten his Ph.D.

::cough::

Well, every true fan knows this. A couple of my friends, who say they know Dexter, did not know this. I was ashamed of them.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 12:55 PM
:eek: I'd be ashamed of them too!!

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 12:57 PM
Yeah. Last night I asked one of my friends, "What is Dexter's real name?" And she replies with, "Erm.. it starts with a W.." :(

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 12:59 PM
Lol, that's the best joke I've ever heard. Maybe you should give them a Dexter biography -lol

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 01:02 PM
Lol. That's a good idea. Tonight I'll type up a bunch of facts about Dexter and give them to my friend. Fun stuff.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 01:06 PM
Yeah, and then you'll give them a view days to learn that stuff & controll them with some Offspirng-Tests :D

offspringjon
10-22-2004, 01:10 PM
I think every true fan would know that Dexter's real name is Brian. But it might be spelt Bryan....I'm not sure. Noodle's real name is Keith Wasserman. Greg's last name is Kriesel.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 01:14 PM
Dexter = Bryan Keith Holland
Noodles = Kevin Wasserman
Greg = Greagory David Kriesel
Atom = Adam.. .. something, I forgot, but the others I know for sure!!
No no, I remembered. It's Adam Willard!!

RonWelty
10-22-2004, 01:17 PM
adam?!?!?!"

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 01:25 PM
Exactly, Adam *nod*

Stoffey
10-22-2004, 01:57 PM
I knew all of that minus his middle name and height...he is actually taller than I thought!



xxxx

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:01 PM
Who? Dexter?

RonWelty
10-22-2004, 02:02 PM
dexter is too tall ..fu´ck ..he should be nba Player(he played basket during his high school)

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:03 PM
No, he's not too tall, he got the perfect hight. I love tall men.. *grrrr*

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:04 PM
Yeah, and then you'll give them a view days to learn that stuff & controll them with some Offspirng-Tests :D

Sure. I was thinking of doing that the other day with one of my non-Dexter-obsessed friends.

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:05 PM
dexter is too tall ..fu´ck ..he should be nba Player(he played basket during his high school)


That would be hot.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:08 PM
Sure. I was thinking of doing that the other day with one of my non-Dexter-obsessed friends.

There're really people who aren't Dexter-obsessed? *shocked*

Stoffey
10-22-2004, 02:10 PM
Yeah tall men rock, especially as I am a very tall girl..(about 5ft 8 and a half or 5ft 9)


x.x.x.x.

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:11 PM
There're really people who aren't Dexter-obsessed? *shocked*


I know.

It hurt me when I came to realize it, too.

Every day, I ask someone why people don't think Dexter is hot. So far I've gotten no real answers. ::sniff:: :eek: :confused:

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:15 PM
No surprise, there isn't a real answer. Dexter [b]IS[b] hot! There's no doubt about that. Those people who can't see that are sick. Just sick. Okay, they don't have to die or something like that, but they're having a sad live 'cause they can't the Dexter's fabuous beauty & hotness. All we can do for those people is to be there when they need to talk & to tell 'em how sexy Dexter is at all :D

Stoffey
10-22-2004, 02:18 PM
Lol love all the descriptions about the hotness! Imagine his ego by now!!

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:19 PM
lol, well, what should I say.. ego is bad, but Dexter can be, he's so fucking hot that he's allowed to :D

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:22 PM
All we can do for those people is to be there when they need to talk & to tell 'em how sexy Dexter is at all :D


Don't worry. I do that every day.

Seriously, though, he should play basketball. That would be so hot. Wow. :D

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:24 PM
Yeah, exspecially when he jumps http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/StreetTeam/Smilies/Dreaming.gif

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:27 PM
Yeah, exspecially when he jumps http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/StreetTeam/Smilies/Dreaming.gif

Wow we need a life. :)

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:28 PM
Urgent. We urgently need one

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:32 PM
::violent clapping::

It's fun having no life though.

DEXTER. :: obsessed:: :D

Marit
10-22-2004, 02:33 PM
About Dexter's hotness, everybody's entitled to have their own opinion.

Stoffey
10-22-2004, 02:34 PM
Hahahah you two could have just a convo sayiong "Hot" about him, lol bless ya!

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:37 PM
About Dexter's hotness, everybody's entitled to have their own opinion.

Aww.. ruin the fun, why dontcha?

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:38 PM
Hahahah you two could have just a convo sayiong "Hot" about him, lol bless ya!

Yeah. We rock.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:46 PM
::violent clapping::

It's fun having no life though.

DEXTER. :: obsessed:: :D

Indeed! It rocks to be obsessed with such a hotness & so much fun
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/StreetTeam/Smilies/anbet.bmp http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/StreetTeam/Smilies/anbet.bmp http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/StreetTeam/Smilies/anbet.bmp

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:48 PM
Like totally. :: plays with Dexter's hair:: :D

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 02:56 PM
Okay, you play with Dexter's hair? Then I'll play with his.. hm.. ..whatever http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/StreetTeam/Smilies/angel.bmp *gone*

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 02:57 PM
..collar on his shirt?

I don't know.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 03:02 PM
collar?? :confused:

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 03:03 PM
You seemed to have trouble deciding what to play with.

:)

Gee I need to get out of this post.

Subsidal
10-22-2004, 03:05 PM
Oh, no, I just didn't want to point that out here :D ;) :D

GunForHire
10-22-2004, 05:39 PM
Heh, I'm 6' foot and I'm not even 17 yet (nearly though). My hair is kinda similar to Dex's too, but not intentionally, and it's a sort of black/brown. His hair is cool though, but I reckon it's probably pretty tough to get looking that way.

code_blue
10-22-2004, 05:55 PM
Everyone knows that & everyone is arguing about the Ph.D thing. Some say he got it & some say not yet :rolleyes:

no, dexter didn't get his phd. greg graffin from bad religion got his phd in zoology (?) this past year, though. greg graffin = awesome.

GunForHire
10-22-2004, 06:00 PM
He did indeed - I think he's selling his PhD dissertation too...

www.badreligion.com - Yup, he is.

Pranksta
10-22-2004, 06:47 PM
There's no way that Dexter is 6 ft 2. I'm 6 ft and when I met him last year he was shorter than me.

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 08:21 PM
There's no way that Dexter is 6 ft 2. I'm 6 ft and when I met him last year he was shorter than me.

..Maybe his hair adds to his height?

I mean, his hair is all spiky and could be like 2 inches or something. :)

nitropenguin!
10-22-2004, 08:52 PM
lol. Maaabye. Yeah when I found out he was 6'2 I got confused cause somehow to me he didn't look it, thought he would be shorter. But I haven't met him so I wouldn't know for sure.

I have this one question about Dexter that's been creeping up a lot. Is anyone positive that it was just his girlfriend (or wife...?) that passed away or was it her and his mom. Some sites say it was just his gf, which is the mother of Alexa, but others say different.

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 08:57 PM
:eek:

::gasp::

I'm not sure but either way I feel really bad for him. If I was Christian, I would totally send him a million prayers. Dood.. that's rough. I hope he's okay!

nitropenguin!
10-22-2004, 09:00 PM
Oh well don't worry! He's okay by now, she died around like... 1990, somewhere after Alexa was born. You know Gone Away, it was written for her. Dude I cried when I first found out. lol it's just I really care about Dexter and with Gone away playing in my head, emotions built up.

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 09:04 PM
Oh dood that's good. I thought you meant like recently and I'm all, "HOLY CRAP!1!1!!!!!"

Man I so would've cried too.

I heard Gone Away was written for Dexter's dog. ^_^ (But seriously, I don't think you could be THAT emotionally attached to a dog.. but sure okay)

That's what someone on here said.. hmm...

nitropenguin!
10-22-2004, 09:10 PM
Haha, I'm preeety sure it wasn't. He still has all 4 of his dogs... supposibly. Well I know he had 'em after '97. Gah, where the hell is Dexter when you need him. Too many questions! lol

NeonEyedSyko
10-22-2004, 09:13 PM
::all confused::

samr
10-22-2004, 09:23 PM
meh... would you really want a bunch of strangers speculating on your personal life?

nitropenguin!
10-22-2004, 09:38 PM
Well of course not. I'm just simply wondering about it and discussing it.

You_Feel_Like_A_Lie
10-22-2004, 10:10 PM
Hey y'all I wouldn't ever want to ask him about why "Gone Away" was written. Haven't you ever heard that whenever someone askes him about it he doesn't exactly answer them? It reminds him of Alexa's mom, and how would you like complete strangers dredging up painful memories? I mean poor guy. I respect him waaaay too much to ever even dream of hurting him.

nitropenguin!
10-22-2004, 10:45 PM
I never said I'd be as to stupid to ask him. I was kidding.

You_Feel_Like_A_Lie
10-22-2004, 10:49 PM
Well what I said goes for anyone who doesn't know not to ask him. But if you did meet him, what would you ask?

nitropenguin!
10-22-2004, 10:53 PM
Well I'd definetly first ask how Kristine and Alexa are doing. They're his family so they're important to me too. And another would be if the band can pleeeease come to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada! I'm dieing here! I have to see them! lol

But if I was actually asking him this face-to-face, I wouldn't need them to come anyway since I met him! But you know for the fans in Ottawa :)

StayInTheHouseCarl
10-22-2004, 11:27 PM
haha, well, 6'2, 6'0, or whatever, im 5'2, so when i met him, to me he was just freakin tall!

offspringjon
10-23-2004, 08:15 AM
Loads of ppl seem to have met him. I WANNA MEET HIM :mad:

Marisela
10-23-2004, 08:51 AM
Because I'm such a wonderful fountain of knowledge, I'd thought I would share some random facts about Dexy.

*He absolutely hates carrots
*His shoe size is 11
*He's 6 foot 2
*Middle name is Keith
*Has Ph.D in microbiology
*Birthday is on December 29th (so he's a Capricorn :))

Yay.

im pretty sure everyone knows all that anyway, i did, but, uh,
thanks anyway


meeting dexter once, twice, or three times... everytime is fucking exciting
remember me? im the one who went to his house!!! :D

Dave
10-23-2004, 08:54 AM
whoo, im the same height as Dex. Whooo.

I have flat brown hair and dont look a thing like him. Apart from the fact, that we're both hot :D

Subsidal
10-23-2004, 09:12 AM
looooooooooooooooooooool

Dave
10-23-2004, 09:18 AM
Hmmmn, I say flat, but thats only cos I havent bothered to do anythign with it, plus i am considering growing it again.

Dex oughta get his dreads back!

Subsidal
10-23-2004, 09:22 AM
Oh yeah, his dreads!! I love his dreads :D

Dave
10-23-2004, 09:25 AM
I had an afro just over half a year ago.

Ya cant tell from my avatar (yes thats me).

Hmmn, dreads. May try that one this time round.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-23-2004, 10:08 AM
*Has Ph.D in microbiology




He only got a masters, cause when Smash got really popular, Dex had no time for school.

code_blue
10-23-2004, 10:17 AM
And another would be if the band can pleeeease come to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada! I'm dieing here! I have to see them! lol


haha, you're from ottawa? where exactly? i'm from like 25 minutes east of orleans.

i've been hoping they'd come back to ottawa (they played here in summer '97) for the past seven years, but i don't think it's gonna happen.. montreal isn't far away, you should have gone to their show at the metropolis in may!

NeonEyedSyko
10-23-2004, 10:47 AM
Well what I said goes for anyone who doesn't know not to ask him. But if you did meet him, what would you ask?

Well yeah, I just wouldn't walk up to him and be like, "Hey, home dawg. What's the deal with Gone Away? Was that like written fer your dog or mom or girlfriend or what?"

But yeah, I don't think he would really answer anyway. ^_^

Heat
10-23-2004, 11:04 AM
atoms real name is Adam Willard ;)

GunForHire
10-23-2004, 11:07 AM
Anyone who's been on the site over the last 6 or more months would know that.

I remember when I went to see them at the end of the show Atom stayed on stage for a little bit, but nobody knew his name. A few guys who were there must have been on the site and knew who he was, so when they shouted to him he came and gave them his drumsticks. I knew who he was and shouted, but did I get any drumsticks :(

NeonEyedSyko
10-23-2004, 11:22 AM
Once some random baseball player gave me and my friend a baseball.

Subsidal
10-23-2004, 11:51 AM
atoms real name is Adam Willard ;)

That's exactly what I postet :D :p :D

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 07:30 PM
haha, you're from ottawa? where exactly? i'm from like 25 minutes east of orleans.

i've been hoping they'd come back to ottawa (they played here in summer '97) for the past seven years, but i don't think it's gonna happen.. montreal isn't far away, you should have gone to their show at the metropolis in may!
I know eh! I really should have but I'm not kidding there was so many things standing in my way. First I had this big exam on the exact day of the damn concert. Also I needed a credit card to buy the damn ticket, blah blah. So I didn't bother cuz I was scared if I decided to buy the ticket in montreal on the day that it would be sold out.

You're in orleans? That's awesome! I'm in Gloucester.

Offspring_01
10-23-2004, 07:40 PM
He is the third of 4 children
He is married to Kristine Luna and
he has a pilot licence.
im sure all of this was said in other replies but i just cant read them all :D

leo3375
10-23-2004, 08:02 PM
More random Dexter facts:

• Graduated from Pacifica High School in 1984 as class valedictorian
• Earned a Bachelor's in biology in 1988 and a Master's in molecular biology in 1990; both degrees were earned at the University of Southern California
• He has three cats and four dogs
• As a kid, he built model airplanes and flew radio-controlled airplanes
• He wanted to be a fighter pilot in the US Air Force, but since he doesn't have 20/20 vision (a requirement for fighter pilots), he decided to be a doctor instead
• He failed the USC Med School exam twice

And for those who speculate about the subject matter of "Gone Away:" Dexter doesn't like to talk about it, so what you hear about it being about the biological mother of his teenage daughter is nothing more than rumors at this point.

Also, Dexter is over 6' tall. I'm 5'1" and I look very tiny in the photos I've had taken with him.

Maybe I should start an "Offspring Rumors" thread…

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 08:16 PM
I knew all that except for the failing part. That's interesting. And I could understand Dex doesn't like talking about it... but she must've been Alexa's biological mother. Who else would it be? Maybe just a good friend-and Alexa's mother may have left or... blah, doesn't matter really. Keeps us wondering =)

Offspring_01
10-23-2004, 08:42 PM
Hold on a moment...whats this about Gone Away and a biological mother? I dont recal hearing anything about this.

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 08:42 PM
Nope nope, not me. I'm not sure anyone does. You'd have to be a pretty good friend to have their email. They don't even have a fan mail address :(

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 08:44 PM
Hold on a moment...whats this about Gone Away and a biological mother? I dont recal hearing anything about this.
We don't really know anything officially right now. Gone Away is supposably to have been written for Alexa's (Dex's daughter) biological mother, who has supposably passed away of course before Dexter married Kristine.

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 08:53 PM
Uhhh.. did I miss something? You know the address to their homes?! Duuude. lol

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 08:58 PM
Dammit, why the hell didn't I pay attention to those stupid addresses. I'm going to look now.

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 09:05 PM
Hmm well I haven't tried the CD thing but you can join this fan club ::. http://www.so-tragic.org/offspring/ for the time being.

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 09:22 PM
I have no idea... I'm a member but I havn't exactly gotten anything. Fan clubs are just for fans to join and get to know other fans.

nitropenguin!
10-23-2004, 09:29 PM
Um okay...

You_Feel_Like_A_Lie
10-26-2004, 06:32 PM
Well as long as we're kind of off subject anyway....As well as thinking, er sorry, Knowing Dexter is the sexiest man alive :D Does anyone think Noodles is? Hell I think he's a close number two to Dex! Or how about Greg, Higgins, Atom, and ok I guess Ron too?

nitropenguin!
10-26-2004, 06:57 PM
I don't really think Noodles is hott... but I'm loving Dexter. He fucken rocks, and there's no one close to being sexier than him.

You_Feel_Like_A_Lie
10-26-2004, 08:44 PM
Aww come on, you don't think so?? If I can find a site that has that one really hot pic of him I'll post it.....
*Looks*
Damn dial up!

*Five hours later...still nothing*
Well I looked all over for that damn picture I know it's somewhere! If I could upload it here I would but I don't know how. If someone'll tell me how I will so everyone can see the hottness of Noodles!
:D

Woodles42
10-26-2004, 11:04 PM
Aww come on, you don't think so?? If I can find a site that has that one really hot pic of him I'll post it.....
*Looks*
Damn dial up!

*Five hours later...still nothing*
Well I looked all over for that damn picture I know it's somewhere! If I could upload it here I would but I don't know how. If someone'll tell me how I will so everyone can see the hottness of Noodles!
:D

Was it this one?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3982244&imageID=28266369&Mytoken=20041026230733

This one, perhaps?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3982244&imageID=28267572&Mytoken=20041026230733

Chances are though that it was this one (This one's my favorite...when it works.):
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3982244&imageID=28270938&Mytoken=20041026230338

If none of those are them you can try looking on http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/dabruzzo

I no longer have the ability to update it, but your picture might be there.

Pyro
10-27-2004, 05:12 AM
Was it this one?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3982244&imageID=28266369&Mytoken=20041026230733

This one, perhaps?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3982244&imageID=28267572&Mytoken=20041026230733

Chances are though that it was this one (This one's my favorite...when it works.):
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3982244&imageID=28270938&Mytoken=20041026230338

OH MY GOD!!!! :eek: Who could have done such a horrible thing!!! :eek: I think i'm gonna have a heartattack!!!......

Woodles42
10-27-2004, 08:10 AM
OH MY GOD!!!! :eek: Who could have done such a horrible thing!!! :eek: I think i'm gonna have a heartattack!!!......

I used to just show people the last one and a lot of people thought that it was a girl who looked a lot like Noodles.

You_Feel_Like_A_Lie
10-27-2004, 09:43 PM
Well I tried looking at those four sites, and the only one that worked was the last one, the angelfire one, which didn't have it :( And actually I like that site! But there are some cool pics, not necessarily the one I was talking about, but this one I liked
http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/dabruzzo/images/daily20.jpg

Though I have a cooler one, which takes place a few minutes later I think, where he's billowing smoke out his mouth and it's going up his face. If you wanna see it it's either on the Americana cd or CO1 (I don't remember which) and in one of the vids. :D

offspringueuse
10-28-2004, 12:21 AM
yes I know!!!! I know this for a long time but that's ok!!! :)

Faye
10-28-2004, 02:01 AM
Hey, everyone! I'm new around here, but I've been a fan of the band for 10 yrs. I only read some of the posts here and I already new the facts (1st page) about them and I hate those ppl who call themselves fans and don't know anything before americana, or don't know Dexter's real name, or the face of the rest of the band....
Something that really pissed me off was last week on the show in Porto Alegre (Brazil) where a crowd gathered around Atom (who was walking near the line to get "fan of the day" shots). What happened was that I was in line and lots of ppl who were in that crowd or near it would come back to the line telling everyone that it was Noodles that was there. I went ther to check it out myself but couldn't see much at first, I only heard ppl screaming "Noodles, Noodles, here!!".I took a good look at him when I found a little space between ppl and IT WAS ATOM!!! He was just wearing glasses and some ppl took him for Noodles... :mad: hate that!

Lithuanian Offspring
10-28-2004, 02:08 AM
At first I read he is just a year away, and then I read from a more reliable source (not one of those AOL fansite thingies you get from googling "The Offspring") that he had finally gotten his Ph.D.

::cough::

Well, every true fan knows this. A couple of my friends, who say they know Dexter, did not know this. I was ashamed of them.
DExter has not yet gotten his PhD. He dropped it when Smash got big. He does have a Masters. He said on a radio show that he is going to get a PhD maybe after the badn splits or maybe before. It's a fact that he does not have a PhD yet.

Hysteria
10-28-2004, 02:23 AM
^I was gonna say that, you beat me to it. ;)


- Dexter has a 9-inch penis.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-28-2004, 02:27 AM
[QUOTE=Hysteria


- Dexter has a 9-inch penis.[/QUOTE]
And you know this from? :eek:

Hysteria
10-28-2004, 02:29 AM
GregK told me, on the one day of the year when he actually speaks. He wanted to make the most of it.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-28-2004, 02:31 AM
I heard this on some little site. It said that Greg has the smallest penis. You have actually tlaked to the offspring?
:confused:

Subsidal
10-28-2004, 02:34 AM
lol Oh damn, Joe.. *shakeshead*

Hysteria
10-28-2004, 02:35 AM
Haha, I wouldn't believe anything like that LithuanianOffspring. :cool:

Jewel_Blue_Ibanez
10-28-2004, 11:48 AM
I heard this on some little site. It said that Greg has the smallest penis. You have actually tlaked to the offspring?
:confused:

Really? I heard his was the biggest measuring around 7 inches.

No Brakes Boy
10-28-2004, 12:32 PM
Does the man have any tattoos?

Jewel_Blue_Ibanez
10-28-2004, 03:49 PM
I don't think so.

leo3375
10-28-2004, 05:28 PM
Dexter doesn't have any tattoos that I know of.

As for the… uhh… size issue, check out Metal Sludge's "The Long and the Short Of It." I'm not touching this issue with a 10" clown pole! I have way too much self-respect to bring myself to that kind of low and I respect the guy too much. Besides, I have no coital interests in Dexter whatsoever. Hey, his daughter's 6 years younger than me.

Funky-Munky
10-28-2004, 06:07 PM
how old is his daughter?

Funky-Munky
10-28-2004, 07:05 PM
how old is his daughter?http://www.offspring.com/forums/sendmessage.php?do=mailmember&u=3

Faye
10-29-2004, 05:07 AM
She's 16 (I'm not sure though)

Dexter_H
10-29-2004, 05:12 AM
Dexter = Bryan Keith Holland
Noodles = Kevin Wasserman
Greg = Greagory David Kriesel
Atom = Adam.. .. something, I forgot, but the others I know for sure!!
No no, I remembered. It's Adam Willard!!

Where does the name Atom come from?

Fallen.
10-29-2004, 06:25 AM
this is a pretty sleazy thread.

if i was in the band, Dexter specifically, i'd be really freaked by people saying stuff like this. it would make me not want to post or talk to these people..... hey....... waitaminute....... :rolleyes:

Dexter_H
10-29-2004, 07:05 AM
It's pretty sick chubs.

smileemptysoul44
10-29-2004, 11:06 AM
Dexter isint his real name he changed it I forgot what his birth name was.

LuH
10-29-2004, 11:20 AM
I hate carrot to! :D And every real FAN knows about the P.h.D thing... Right??? ;)

LuH
10-29-2004, 11:24 AM
Dexter's real name is Bryan!!!!!! But I don't know where came the nickname Dexter... I've read that he was called thet in the school. What does Dexter means???? :confused:

Strider
10-29-2004, 11:25 AM
We might have a good time then...I'm 6 ft. :D

Hysteria
10-29-2004, 11:35 AM
Dexter's real name is Bryan!!!!!! But I don't know where came the nickname Dexter... I've read that he was called thet in the school. What does Dexter means???? :confused:

Hahahahah

Everyone knows that. He's called Dexter 'cause he's a smart-arse.

Tisiacs
10-29-2004, 11:35 AM
i think dexter means something like "pretty intelligent guy"!!

Strider
10-29-2004, 11:54 AM
That's true...Because the noun "dexterity" means "great skill" .

[popple]
10-29-2004, 11:58 AM
This thread is depressing...

You_Feel_Like_A_Lie
10-29-2004, 08:46 PM
Dexter's real name is Bryan!!!!!! But I don't know where came the nickname Dexter... I've read that he was called thet in the school. What does Dexter means???? :confused:

I really hope you don't dignify yourself and call yourself a fan...ok sorry, that was mean, but COME ON! Dexter, as some others have pointed out, means that he was smart. He was the kind of guy in school that made grades that average students were a little jealous of, or maybe a lot. After all he was valedictorian of his class!! And probably good at just about anything he tried. And I'm guessing it might've been a nickname to poke a little fun at him, but probably not to offend.

nitropenguin!
10-30-2004, 03:55 PM
And don't forget President of the math club ;) lol and he's still a smart ass. Received a bachelors and a masters degree :)

dexterhollandismyidol
10-30-2004, 04:05 PM
Neoneyedskyo...mail me everything u know about dexter...please...if u dont i will find your house and kill u

dexterhollandismyidol
10-30-2004, 04:08 PM
dexter prolly reads this and laughs at all us pathetic fans...

nitropenguin!
10-30-2004, 04:17 PM
Well if it helps you at all dexterhollandismyidol, I have a lot of info about him on my Offspring msn group ::. Here (http://groups.msn.com/theoffspringfans/dextersbiography.msnw) It doesn't have everything though.

Like umm... His wife, Kristine, is a hair stylist. He uses his plane to sometimes fly hospital supplies to his dad's work (he's a hospital administrator) and his mom is a school teacher... or she was. She may have retired. I dunno, lol. And... he's double jointed in the pinky. Blah, people have probably already mentioned those things in the thread.

MirandaV
10-31-2004, 04:21 AM
Is this thread maybe one of the reasons the offspring dont visit this site too often?

Jewel_Blue_Ibanez
10-31-2004, 07:56 AM
And don't forget President of the math club ;) lol and he's still a smart ass. Received a bachelors and a masters degree :)

It's not fair. Everyone's smarter than me. He doesn't even need a Ph.D. If he has a Masters, he can lecture at a university. Does anyone know what he did his thesis on? Anyone have a chance to read it?

nitropenguin!
10-31-2004, 03:28 PM
He did it on cloning a virus... but I didn't read it :confused:

nitropenguin!
10-31-2004, 03:28 PM
Is this thread maybe one of the reasons the offspring dont visit this site too often?
What do you mean exactly?

greencows12
10-31-2004, 04:29 PM
Dexter goes to the bathroom everyday. :D

Jewel_Blue_Ibanez
11-01-2004, 07:48 AM
He did it on cloning a virus... but I didn't read it :confused:

Cloning a virus, eh? That gives me an idea...

lucy_willson
11-01-2004, 08:16 AM
one other small thing you peeps forgot about dexter .................... he's also bloody georgeous!. :p

MirandaV
11-01-2004, 09:13 AM
What do you mean exactly?

Cuz we all talk shit!

nitropenguin!
11-01-2004, 04:38 PM
...We do? Hey we're just saying what we've heard, Miranda. That's all.

nitropenguin!
11-01-2004, 04:39 PM
one other small thing you peeps forgot about dexter .................... he's also bloody georgeous!. :p
No duuuuh :rolleyes: lol.

smileemptysoul44
11-01-2004, 04:41 PM
does anyone know a way i can contact the offspring. Thanks

nitropenguin!
11-01-2004, 04:43 PM
lol I don't think anyone does. The Offspring makes it kinda impossible for us to contact them. We can't even send 'em a PM through here :( Gonna have to meet them.

Amelia
11-02-2004, 12:13 AM
miranda...i am really liking your comments!

shitwalker
11-08-2004, 03:30 AM
Who knows what "The end of the line was written for"? :confused: For Dexter's wife or for his dog?

nitropenguin!
11-08-2004, 08:26 AM
His dog died... poor him :( Hope it wasn't the Siberian Husky!

pretty_fly_white_guy858
11-08-2004, 06:34 PM
im pretty sure everyone knows all that anyway, i did, but, uh,
thanks anyway


meeting dexter once, twice, or three times... everytime is fucking exciting
remember me? im the one who went to his house!!! :DYou went to his house? What part of that dont I believe.......ALL OF IT!

SkunkIt
01-19-2005, 10:06 PM
[ 1984 ]

Doug 'kucouyf' Thompson: Vocals
Jim Benton: Drums


[ 1985 ]

James Lilja: Drums


[ 1986 ]

Ron Welty: Drums


[ 1994 ]

Higgins: Various


[ 2003 ]

Josh Freese: Drums on Splinter

Atom Willard: Drums

Mota Boy
01-19-2005, 10:11 PM
Random fact about Dexter?

I'm watching him right now.

phoenix
01-20-2005, 02:27 AM
Because I'm such a wonderful fountain of knowledge, I'd thought I would share some random facts about Dexy.

*He absolutely hates carrots
*His shoe size is 11
*He's 6 foot 2
*Middle name is Keith
*Has Ph.D in microbiology
*Birthday is on December 29th (so he's a Capricorn :))

Yay.


i worry about you

Aimeht
01-28-2005, 12:36 PM
There're really people who aren't Dexter-obsessed? *shocked*
I don't think so! Eeeveryone loves Dexter! (There is not another option) What else?

coke_a_holic
01-28-2005, 02:27 PM
Wow i have bigger feet than he does... Hes still taller than me by 2 inches... but hey im like 1/4 his age so it doesnt matter lol

dexterisMYman
01-28-2005, 02:31 PM
No surprise, there isn't a real answer. Dexter [b]IS[b] hot! There's no doubt about that. Those people who can't see that are sick. Just sick. Okay, they don't have to die or something like that, but they're having a sad live 'cause they can't the Dexter's fabuous beauty & hotness. All we can do for those people is to be there when they need to talk & to tell 'em how sexy Dexter is at all :Dhey i hope when i come 2 germany with my school, that i run in to u there cuz then we could talk about dexter all day

MirandaV
01-28-2005, 03:28 PM
Damn, groupie love never ended.

nitropenguin!
01-28-2005, 06:25 PM
Yes the Dex obsessions are starting to get a little grave... and disturbing.

WhenPigsFly
04-29-2005, 06:52 AM
Dexter = Bryan Keith Holland
Noodles = Kevin Wasserman
Greg = Greagory David Kriesel
Atom = Adam.. .. something, I forgot, but the others I know for sure!!
No no, I remembered. It's Adam Willard!!
I can c y they gave themsleves otha names lol or they might b nick names oh well *coughs up flem* Bloody cold thing lol

WhenPigsFly
04-29-2005, 06:57 AM
I really hope you don't dignify yourself and call yourself a fan...ok sorry, that was mean, but COME ON! Dexter, as some others have pointed out, means that he was smart. He was the kind of guy in school that made grades that average students were a little jealous of, or maybe a lot. After all he was valedictorian of his class!! And probably good at just about anything he tried. And I'm guessing it might've been a nickname to poke a little fun at him, but probably not to offend.

If its a name 2 poke fun at him coz he is smart they ppl hu called him tht must b crappin demselfs now lol

blackballs
04-30-2005, 05:57 PM
Everyone knows that & everyone is arguing about the Ph.D thing. Some say he got it & some say not yet :rolleyes:
I swear to god this true, in my Civis & Economics book in the back is a picture of Dexter and it says "Bryan "Dexter" Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was the valedictorian of his class in high school. He also has a pilot's license and is a Ph.D. candidate in molecular biology." I'll try to post a picture of it soon.

AlphaDrake
04-30-2005, 06:02 PM
dexter is too tall ..fu´ck ..he should be nba Player(he played basket during his high school)

Dude, I'm 6"2 and 30% of the people at my school are taller ('cept all the short Asians) I know a 6"8 guy....HE is tall

Telekinesis
05-01-2005, 01:43 AM
He is sexy and hot! also he writes great and meaningful songs and has a killer singing voice!

Offspring-Fanatic
06-14-2005, 12:00 PM
hey why did Noodles name himself "Noodles"???? I mean, when he was a custodian person, did he have to clean up noodles or something a lot? :confused:

maybe he just loves Top Ramen i dunno

gortesque
06-14-2005, 12:03 PM
hey why did Noodles name himself "Noodles"???? I mean, when he was a custodian person, did he have to clean up noodles or something a lot? :confused:

maybe he just loves Top Ramen i dunno
would you look at him and say "that's kevin"?
just doesn't sound right

Offspring-Fanatic
06-14-2005, 12:07 PM
no, but WTF why noodles?

it may have well have been pea soup.

killer_queen
06-14-2005, 12:37 PM
he had a small part in a movie (pink flamingo i guess) when he was small. and his character's name was noodles, so that name stuck. look at the journal section at the offical site.

Tired_Of_You
06-14-2005, 12:40 PM
That was a joke.

He always invents different stories to where the name Noodles came from.

killer_queen
06-14-2005, 12:45 PM
really? i thought it was real, because noodles is not a cool name that anybody can want it as a name.

Apathy
06-14-2005, 01:17 PM
If I were a member of a band a famous as the offspring, I would be so freaked out right now. Every random person can find out almost anything about you. Then there's people talking about it...*shudder*

killer_queen
06-14-2005, 01:39 PM
they're fine we could be talking about when they lost their virginity like b. spear's fans.

Gayman
06-14-2005, 03:11 PM
Dude, I'm 6"2 and 30% of the people at my school are taller ('cept all the short Asians) I know a 6"8 guy....HE is tall
You guys are all short!!!!! :D
I'm about 6''6....196-197cm for those who understand cm's like me
Exept that 6''8 guy....wow!!!! :eek:

HeadAroundU
06-14-2005, 11:18 PM
You guys are all short!!!!! :D
I'm about 6''6....196-197cm for those who understand cm's like me
Exept that 6''8 guy....wow!!!! :eek:

6''6=201cm
if you are 197cm => between 6''4 - 6''5

6''8 guy=207cm oh my god :)

I'm 190cm=6''2

darko
06-14-2005, 11:37 PM
he's done everything to get his PhD, well I think if he REALLY wants it then it'll take about 2 years, thats what he told love line!

if you search, there is a link to the broadcast on the bbs

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
06-15-2005, 04:09 AM
Ok, as far as i know

Noodles real name is Kevin Wasserman, his nickname was Needles (need i say why...?) and his producer or something said for him to change it, so they changed his name to Noodles.

Btw, my hair is pretty much exactly the same as Dexter's. :cool:
I got my dyed blonde and i spike it up like his too :p

and why are you people comparing yourself to how tall he is and how tall you are....crazy... :rolleyes:

ashtray_girl_1
06-15-2005, 04:20 AM
this obsession will never end!I think that I'm VERY close to moving in h.b. and stalking dexter! anyone wants to join me?

Black Dragon
07-14-2005, 07:43 AM
this obsession will never end!I think that I'm VERY close to moving in h.b. and stalking dexter! anyone wants to join me?

I'm with YOU ASHTRAY_GIRL :cool: