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JohnnyNemesis
09-27-2005, 05:29 PM
...but XYlophonetreeZ's signature is extremely awesome:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=329

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:31 PM
Hahaahahah! BEST. THREAD. EVER.

Seriously, how pathetic.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 05:32 PM
what's more pathetic is I saw that signature 3 months ago.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:36 PM
what's more pathetic is I saw that signature 3 months ago.

Hahaha, sucks for you, though. Sorry 'bout that.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 05:37 PM
anyone with a brain could figure out that I never said any of that.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:37 PM
anyone with a brain could figure out that I never said any of that.

You did. Stop crying.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 05:41 PM
Nimrod In Town']You did. Stop crying.

It's really sad that you always have to jump at the opportunity to say that to someone else, when it's always being said to you.

Human
09-27-2005, 05:43 PM
what's more pathetic is I saw that signature 3 months ago.
All of your friends n the boards are 15? Sorry, I don't mean to be rude but...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bd007h
09-27-2005, 05:44 PM
All of your friends n the boards are 15? Sorry, I don't mean to be rude but...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know I never said any of that.

Human
09-27-2005, 05:46 PM
you know I never said any of that.
Oh really? I guess I'll just go with the flow. I may or may not believe you. Maybe you should just stop denying it and people will leave you alone.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:46 PM
All of your friends n the boards are 15? Sorry, I don't mean to be rude but...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know something? You're 10. You're a lesbian, and i don't mean to be rude but...

Hahaha.

Brett, although i hate him, is cooler than you.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:47 PM
Oh really? I guess I'll just go with the flow. I may or may not believe you. Maybe you should just stop denying it and people will leave you alone.

Oh my god, shut up. You're stupidity is physicly hurting me, and im being serious. Stop with the bullshit, little girl.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 05:47 PM
Oh really? I guess I'll just go with the flow. I may or may not believe you. Maybe you should just stop denying it and people will leave you alone.

I could do something really cruel to you right now, but I won't, because I'm not that kind of person.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:48 PM
I could do something really cruel to you right now, but I won't, because I'm not that kind of person.

Ignore that wanna-be cool, lesbian.

JohnnyNemesis
09-27-2005, 05:48 PM
Oh fucking hell. We KNOW that you didn't say that stuff. It's fucking obvious. It's just funny how accurate so much of it is...

Isolated Fury
09-27-2005, 05:50 PM
Just stop taking such offense to it. Laugh. It won't hurt.

You don't always have to defend yourself.

Human
09-27-2005, 05:51 PM
Nimrod In Town']Oh my god, shut up. You're stupidity is physicly hurting me, and im being serious. Stop with the bullshit, little girl.
Well, if it is hurting you, I think I shall continue with my stupidity with pleasure.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 05:52 PM
My list of my top 10-15 favorite bands hasn't changed much in 2 years, but I have expanded my horizons a bit, and I'm familiar with tons of music from every decade back to the 60s. I went to pre-first (an extra grade between kindergarden and 1st grade), which is why I just graduated this year instead of last year. I really don't give a fuck of the age of my "friends" on here. The aryan hamster thing is funny, it doesn't offend me. Yes, I am aryan, and I don't give a crap when a guy makes fun of my looks. I've gotten my share of compliments.

Human
09-27-2005, 05:53 PM
I could do something really cruel to you right now, but I won't, because I'm not that kind of person.
Okay I'm sorry. Chill out. I'm at my grandma's house and her computer and keyboard are messed up. You can't see a thing.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-27-2005, 05:53 PM
Well, if it is hurting you, I think I shall continue with my stupidity with pleasure.

Go on, after some minutes you'll find out your babbling stupidity on front of a computer screen. All i have to say is, have fun.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 06:09 PM
Kinda skipped around the dieing a virgin part.

I'm in college, I'll get my chances

bd007h
09-27-2005, 06:12 PM
Well, My life doesn't revolve around watching the whole NFL. I pay most of my (NFL) attention to the Bills and the AFC East.

Rancid_Guyxxx
09-27-2005, 06:19 PM
All of your friends n the boards are 15? Sorry, I don't mean to be rude but...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I don't mean to be rude
but...ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ... at least he has friends. Stop trying so hard to fit in. Please, take some advice from my signature, which was originally directed towards you.

JohnnyNemesis
09-27-2005, 06:20 PM
I'm in college, I'll get my chances

A bit of advice, man to man: do NOT be so passive about it. There's going to be girls all over in college, but you have to make moves, man. Go out and get some girls.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 06:21 PM
I see. So, how far around the bases have you gotten?

2nd. I've only ever had one girlfriend.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 06:22 PM
A bit of advice, man to man: do NOT be so passive about it. There's going to be girls all over in college, but you have to make moves, man. Go out and get some girls.

yeah. I'm going to try. I have a cousin that is on the girls soccer team here on campus. Maybe it will give me some connections.

barangatang
09-27-2005, 06:23 PM
2nd. I've only ever had one girlfriend.


Try to get invited to frat parties.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 06:24 PM
Try to get invited to frat parties.

I don't think that there are any fraternities at my college.

barangatang
09-27-2005, 06:29 PM
I don't think that there are any fraternities at my college.

That blows.

Don't worry, I am sure that you will get laid by someone.

I mean your actually not that ugly.

Rancid_Guyxxx
09-27-2005, 06:39 PM
That blows.

Don't worry, I am sure that you will get laid by someone.

I mean your actually not that ugly.

So he's ugly, just not that ugly. Nicee

coke_a_holic
09-27-2005, 06:58 PM
Rancid_guy did. Did you not see him get critisized for looking younger than his actual age by those who act younger than their actual age?

Human
09-27-2005, 06:59 PM
Say two people who have never posted pictures of themselves.
Barangatng and I have not.

coke_a_holic
09-27-2005, 07:03 PM
I don't really go to photo album. It's too full of "OMG ur hawt" replies.
Yeah, it's a pain to go through those to find the actual picture. Sometimes the pictures are really worth checking out (i.e. anything taken by sKratch).

barangatang
09-27-2005, 07:04 PM
So he's ugly, just not that ugly. Nicee
I do my best.

Human
09-27-2005, 07:06 PM
I do my best.
You finally posted a pic? I want to see? Where to?

barangatang
09-27-2005, 07:11 PM
You finally posted a pic? I want to see? Where to?


The fuck are you talking about?

And no I have never post a pic on this god forsaken site.

Human
09-27-2005, 07:13 PM
The fuck are you talking about?

And no I have never post a pic on this god forsaken site.
Okay, nothing. Ignore it.

Jebus
09-27-2005, 07:37 PM
I don't know about the rest, but this has some truth to it. Well, based on what I've seen from his posts...

I've liked the same set of 10-15 alt-rock bands for at least 2 years and have never bothered to expand my horizons. Also, I must plug them like a whore every chance I get

ruroken
09-27-2005, 08:22 PM
college?! Damn, he's one uber retarded college student.

SkunkIt
09-27-2005, 09:43 PM
bd007h, you know they're just bugging you to get some kicks, so you don't have to defend yourself. Lots of people do that, just because it's fun to piss other people off. It's obvious you said none of that, but if you keep defending yourself for a little joke, they're just gonna keep doing it.

XYlophonetreeZ
09-27-2005, 09:58 PM
I could do something really cruel to you right now, but I won't, because I'm not that kind of person.

Sweet! This is almost as good as the current bd007h quote that I'm using! Thanks :D

barangatang
09-27-2005, 10:21 PM
Sweet! This is almost as good as the current bd007h quote that I'm using! Thanks :D


Hey!!! haven't seen you in a while, how it going?

wheelchairman
09-27-2005, 10:29 PM
A bit of advice, man to man: do NOT be so passive about it. There's going to be girls all over in college, but you have to make moves, man. Go out and get some girls.
Got any more obvious advice for him, Miss Frizzle?
*winks*

JohnnyNemesis
09-27-2005, 10:33 PM
Miss Frizzle? What in the hell?

As far as painfully obvious advice goes, of course I have more! Here's one:

When you're about to get it on, remove your socks before your pants. There should never be a moment in your life (unless you're totally wasted at some party) where any woman who is not your mother or wife sees you in just your socks and underpants. Just shouldn't happen!

And more obvious advice:

Pull out.

wheelchairman
09-27-2005, 10:35 PM
oh man.

It was a Magic School Bus Reference. I seem to remember her saying, Get Messy, Make Mistakes or something, and what you said reminded me of it.

Some more advice,
Never tell them your real name.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 10:42 PM
Miss Frizzle? What in the hell?

As far as painfully obvious advice goes, of course I have more! Here's one:

When you're about to get it on, remove your socks before your pants. There should never be a moment in your life (unless you're totally wasted at some party) where any woman who is not your mother or wife sees you in just your socks and underpants. Just shouldn't happen!

And more obvious advice:

Pull out.

makes sense. thanks.

bd007h
09-27-2005, 10:42 PM
oh man.

It was a Magic School Bus Reference. I seem to remember her saying, Get Messy, Make Mistakes or something, and what you said reminded me of it.

Some more advice,
Never tell them your real name.

You have to admit that my last name is pretty cool. My first name is kinda lame though.

Jebus
09-27-2005, 10:54 PM
oh man.

It was a Magic School Bus Reference. I seem to remember her saying, Get Messy, Make Mistakes or something, and what you said reminded me of it.

Some more advice,
Never tell them your real name.
I think it was "take chances, make mistakes, get messy!"

Sin Studly
09-27-2005, 11:48 PM
When you're about to get it on, remove your socks before your pants. There should never be a moment in your life (unless you're totally wasted at some party) where any woman who is not your mother or wife sees you in just your socks and underpants. Just shouldn't happen!

My mother warned me about that one when I was twelve or thirteen. It's important.

Sin Studly
09-28-2005, 12:05 AM
anyone with a brain could figure out that I never said any of that.

No shit, it wouldn't be funny if you actually said it.

Tizzalicious
09-28-2005, 03:57 AM
As far as painfully obvious advice goes, of course I have more! Here's one:

When you're about to get it on, remove your socks before your pants. There should never be a moment in your life (unless you're totally wasted at some party) where any woman who is not your mother or wife sees you in just your socks and underpants. Just shouldn't happen!



Oh man.

I think I just fell in love with you.

JohnnyNemesis
09-28-2005, 11:07 AM
Indeed it is, Justin.

Tizz, let's get married and lick each other.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
09-28-2005, 11:10 AM
Rancid_guy did. Did you not see him get critisized for looking younger than his actual age by those who act younger than their actual age?

Rancid_Guy:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/rancid_guyxxx/Shane12.jpg

HAHAHHA!

ruroken
09-28-2005, 11:11 AM
When you're about to get it on, remove your socks before your pants. There should never be a moment in your life (unless you're totally wasted at some party) where any woman who is not your mother or wife sees you in just your socks and underpants. Just shouldn't happen!

Sweet. Thanks. :cool:

Obie2trice
09-28-2005, 01:06 PM
haha that signature is great!

Amanda
09-28-2005, 01:15 PM
That was possibly the funniest thing i ever saw Lmao. And bd007h, she's actually right, doesn't matter if you did or didn't, people won't shut up about unless you stop trying to argue. Just an advice...

ninthlayer
09-28-2005, 01:19 PM
oh man.

It was a Magic School Bus Reference. I seem to remember her saying, Get Messy, Make Mistakes or something, and what you said reminded me of it.

Some more advice,
Never tell them your real name.
Keep one night stands down to one night.

"So what's your last name?"
"I don't like my last name."
"I think I deserve to know it."
"Oh, why's that?"
"Well, we have slept together twice."
"Fuck."

wheelchairman
09-28-2005, 01:32 PM
Keep one night stands down to one night.

"So what's your last name?"
"I don't like my last name."
"I think I deserve to know it."
"Oh, why's that?"
"Well, we have slept together twice."
"Fuck."
I thought you totally rejected her on the phone.

Man I should've talked to her. I dialed her number and everything. That would've been hilarious.

ninthlayer
09-28-2005, 02:30 PM
Different one Per, more recent.

wheelchairman
09-28-2005, 02:32 PM
what are you, some kind of player? So you sex up more girls than Tbult yet?

ninthlayer
09-28-2005, 02:37 PM
Pfft, you already know the answer to that. I'm about the exact opposite of a player.

Is it really all that shocking that I don't go after all that much action? I already get off on myself enough. (amount of 'bult partners > amount of sean partners)

Tizzalicious
09-28-2005, 02:47 PM
what are you, some kind of player? So you sex up more girls than Tbult yet?

Jealous much?

ninthlayer
09-28-2005, 02:48 PM
So, uh, Tizz... sex?

Tizzalicious
09-28-2005, 02:49 PM
Anything that makes Per jealous makes me happy.

So, yes please.

ninthlayer
09-28-2005, 02:52 PM
When can I expect you?

Tizzalicious
09-28-2005, 02:54 PM
October will be good. I'd have to reschedule another trip, but I'm sure that won't be a problem.

sKratch
09-28-2005, 02:54 PM
9 months about.

ninthlayer
09-28-2005, 02:54 PM
Sounds excellent.

JohnnyNemesis
09-28-2005, 03:12 PM
9 months about.

I highly enjoyed this and refuse to allow it to be overlooked.

Tizzalicious
09-29-2005, 12:44 AM
Hmmm babymaking <3