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yay
09-29-2005, 12:14 AM
Just in case you haven't read my post in the aplogy thread, I will be writing a book about my time so far on this board as a serial spammer. Now that I have given up my previous dark ways, I feel it is only appropriate to uncover some of the dark secrets I have held along the way.

The book will be released online and will be free to all who wish to view. It will cause shock and possibly disturb some users, about how serial spammers think and what lengths they are prepared to go to, to cause havoc. It is bound to be controversial and will definately cause some heat to the friendships I have made using my respected account, as all of this will be revealed.

For those of you not interested, please do not go and badmouth about how bad the book will be, as you haven't seen it yet. This will be absolutely the only thread made about this topic, and even any posts of the book made on this site or links to it, will be limited to this thread. This is not a spamming attempt.

This book may sound stupid but it serves a great purpose into defeating future serial spammers and eliminating problems before they fully arise. This will truly be something most of you will want to sit down and read. It will most surely move you very deeply.

Thankyou for your time and I look forward to those of you interested, reading the book on its December 1st release (2005).

Note: The date may be brought forward.

Human
09-29-2005, 12:16 AM
I hate reading black on gray. Can you please change the color of your post. Edit: Nevermind

wheelchairman
09-29-2005, 12:39 AM
This is spam. You are now on my ignore list. Quit being such an attention-whore you idiot.

HornyPope
09-29-2005, 12:43 AM
Hahaha a book on a culture of spamming

agreth
09-29-2005, 01:24 AM
what the hell? I don't understand how a book on spamming could be moving.

SkunkIt
09-29-2005, 01:49 AM
agreth, I already like you, welcome to the board. :)

yay
09-29-2005, 02:04 AM
agreth, I already like you, welcome to the board. :)
Hey, I thought we were getting along, anyway this isn't spam, and trust me on my life, it is a very moving story, it has a lot more drama that you think, and it's all real.

offspringrammsteinfan
09-29-2005, 02:14 AM
Hey, I thought we were getting along, anyway this isn't spam, and trust me on my life, it is a very moving story, it has a lot more drama that you think, and it's all real.

Can't wait on the book... :) Already the stuff you talked about in your above post made me laugh so hard that the ground under my feets began to shake.

SkunkIt
09-29-2005, 02:31 AM
Hey, I thought we were getting along, anyway this isn't spam, and trust me on my life, it is a very moving story, it has a lot more drama that you think, and it's all real.We're getting along, but this guy is funny. Also, this will always be my favorite book:


http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5360/bookfun18oa.png

offspringrammsteinfan
09-29-2005, 02:46 AM
We're getting along, but this guy is funny. Also, this will always be my favorite book:


http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5360/bookfun18oa.png

Seems like an book I would enjoy to :p ;)

yay
09-29-2005, 03:54 AM
Heres an exert out of the soon to be released book:
"To this day I wonder if what I am doing makes me one of these nerds with no life". I'm sick of being screamed at and told to get of these boards, this is fun for me. Why cant I be left alone in fucking peace. The internet is new to me and I'm having the time of my life with a new experience. Wait a minute what the fuck is this?? Who is this Dirtybird character?? I have to get back at the prick, what should I do?? I know.........."

The book is to be released online free of charge on December 1st 2005. The release date may be brought forward.

Continue viewing this thread for book updates.

Some reviews:
Cnet: 5/5: This book is excellent, one of the most thrilling and endulging pieces of scripture I have ever come across. This truly is a remarkable achievement from an aussie bum who looked like he had no future. It truly tells the story of what goes through a spammers head, to make him annoy so much. This truly is incredible. Enough said.

PCMAG: 5/5 The future of online novels is here and its brilliant. David as he likes to be known takes you on a journey into the mind of a serial spammer, and show you from their eyes what encourages such antisocial and pathetic behavior. Although at times it may be disturbing (think silence of the lambs scary except in place of cannibalism, make it spamming) and at other times it may be funny (Think The Mr. Bean movie). Their really is something here for everyone, although the kiddies might not sleep well. Parents be warned.

Amazon 0/5: I can't even give this piece of shit a star. What a pathetic attempt at trying to move readers. About a f**king pathetic little piece of shit spammer? He should be shot. This is a book to avoid at all costs, and the internet should be shutdown to prevent this shit ever reaching peoples homes. If this book goes on to sell a copy i'll go as far as to say I'll kill myself or worse yet buy a Good Charlotte album.

billiejoe87
09-29-2005, 04:14 AM
Dude, that is funny shit. Keep writing stuff like that. If that piece is anything to go by the book should be quite funny. Although I don't know how it could be disturbing.

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 04:17 AM
OMFG, Bro that is the funniest shit I have ever read. Yay you are forgiven. Keep writing stuff like that, you are a genious LMAO!!!!!!!!!! At least I hope you were being funny, but I think you were. This book should be quite funny, if thats anything to go by.

Stop kissing your own arse.

billiejoe87
09-29-2005, 04:19 AM
Stop kissing your own arse.
Excuse me? For one you are a no sense of humour fuckwit with no life, Two, you cant see that I haven't been on these boards for ages up until today and seeing this guy take a turn and start being funny for a change is good to see.

Try and grow a sense of humour.

Edit: Actually I do admit I went a bit overboard when the praise. But I still think it's funny.

yay
09-29-2005, 04:29 AM
OMFG, Bro that is the funniest shit I have ever read. Yay you are forgiven. Keep writing stuff like that. If that piece is anything to go by the book should be quite funny, although I don't know how it could be disturbing.Hmm, I think you might need to take a chill pill Billie Joe.

billiejoe87
09-29-2005, 05:05 AM
Hmm, I think you might need to take a chill pill Billie Joe.
Yeah I realise I kinda went overboard. It's just good to see these boards back how they should be, instead of you bloody spamming everywhere. Hopefully this newfound comedy routine of yours will last, otherwise you can go fuck off because this is the last chance your getting from me. I think many other users already aren't giving you another chance though. Maybe you should come back as another account and start from scratch??

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 05:20 AM
billiejoe87, it's not that I don't have a sense of humour, it's just the notion of you writing a book on spamming is completely unfunny in every way, shape & form possible.

billiejoe87
09-29-2005, 05:31 AM
billiejoe87, it's not that I don't have a sense of humour, it's just the notion of you writing a book on spamming is completely unfunny in every way, shape & form possible.

Um, i don't think you've been reading the posts properly, but it aint me who's writing the book. Also maybe the concept of the book isn't funny, but the way he has done the review section with the snippet from the book being so stupid, that is funny.

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 05:42 AM
No, none of it's funny. Nothing you have ever done on this board has been funny, no matter what account you've posted under.

wheelchairman
09-29-2005, 05:43 AM
I clicked view post.

Anyone else wonder why he doesn't have any links to those reviews of his book? Don't be ridiculous, he made them up. Not only that, but it was boring.

billiejoe87
09-29-2005, 05:51 AM
No, none of it's funny. Nothing you have ever done on this board has been funny, no matter what account you've posted under.Ok besides realising that absolutely noone here has any sense of humour, I want to know how you came to the fucking conclusion that I was Yay and the rest of his stupid account names. You can get proof of Kerr or Ruroken that I even was one of the initial people to try and get rid of him.

Also I don't ever remember being that humerous on these boards, so I don't know what comedy your judging me on.

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 05:55 AM
It's been pathetically obvious that you where both yay and fuckme! for quite sometime, and it's even been proven in a thread in the Other Bands section. Give it up, you're not fooling anyone and never was.

yay
09-29-2005, 05:56 AM
You guys are all pathetic go bitch in another Goddam thread.

Wheelchairman: You are obviously the dumbest person I have ever known, for fucks sake since when do Cnet or Pcmag review books, it is a goddam joke. I thought people would find it funny. Obviously not. I'm sorry. The truth is though there is a book coming out.

Billiejoe87: Fuck off and stop replying to my posts. I don't like you and don't want to talk to you. The things you used to do were way over the top, and it's just boring. Stop chasing people for attention.

Autonomist: You are the biggest prick of all thinking you've uncovered a connection between myself and Billiejoe87. Go find soemthing to do.

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 06:00 AM
Autonomist: You are the biggest prick of all thinking you've uncovered a connection between myself and Billiejoe87. Go find soemthing to do.

It wasn't exactly covered to begin with.

yay
09-29-2005, 06:02 AM
It wasn't exactly covered to begin with.Hmm, well you and Johnny Nemesis are the only ones to jump to that conclusion so far, unless you go and start shit now. Although I think even Johnny is over that belief now, so go run along now. Kick a soccer ball or something and clear your head. Your thinking to hard for your own good.

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 06:08 AM
There's no doubt in my mind you're billiejoe87, I've thought so for ages and the slip-up you made in the Green Day thread was only icing on the cake.

Paint_It_Black
09-29-2005, 06:26 AM
It made me chuckle.

yay
09-29-2005, 06:38 AM
There's no doubt in my mind you're billiejoe87, I've thought so for ages and the slip-up you made in the Green Day thread was only icing on the cake.Ok well you stick with that belief.

yay
09-29-2005, 06:39 AM
It made me chuckle.The bull shit anatomist is talking or the Review stories i wrote?

Paint_It_Black
09-29-2005, 06:43 AM
Your thread was what made me chuckle. I only skimmed the other stuff. I thought your title was the best bit. Looks like I'm in the minority for finding it amusing though.

yay
09-29-2005, 07:02 AM
Your thread was what made me chuckle. I only skimmed the other stuff. I thought your title was the best bit. Looks like I'm in the minority for finding it amusing though.Well it's good to see that some people have a sense of humour here. Don't think your the minority it's only Autonomist and WHeelchairman who didn't find it funny so far, Wheelchairmans excuse being he cant tell between things that are serious and aren't, and Autonmists being he is an untrustworthy wanker.

Paint_It_Black
09-29-2005, 07:05 AM
You're seriously misjudging Wheelchairman. He's definitely one of the more intelligent people here and I'm surprised you haven't noticed that yet.

yay
09-29-2005, 07:12 AM
You're seriously misjudging Wheelchairman. He's definitely one of the more intelligent people here and I'm surprised you haven't noticed that yet.Actually I did get the impression he was intelligent until he actually went through the trouble of checking up on the seriousness of a post which was written to sound so stupid it would make people hopefully laugh. I mean come on I wrote something about how the book is as scary as Silence of the lambs without the cannibalism? As if CNET would write something like that? Let alone the fact that since when do they even review books?

yay
09-29-2005, 07:14 AM
Can't wait on the book... :) Already the stuff you talked about in your above post made me laugh so hard that the ground under my feets began to shake.See at least some people here know humour. You listening Autonomist? Wheelchairman?

wheelchairman
09-29-2005, 08:09 AM
And seriously, going with Offspringrammsteinfan as a source of intelligence, a little weak.

Either way Yay, you're attention-whoring wasn't funny to begin with, I said that flat-out. I only pointed out you made it up, because people were replying as though it was real.

You can't attack people for not finding YOUR jokes funny, by claiming they lack a sense of humor. It's more than likely, you, not being funny.

JohnnyNemesis
09-29-2005, 09:23 AM
Damn who made this loser an mod?

The multitude of users that VOTED for him. Meaning the majority of the board made him a mod.

Autonomist
09-29-2005, 09:32 AM
yay - You've contributed even more evidence of being billiejoe87 to this thread. Both of you made the stupid argument that I don't have a sense of humour based on the fact that I don't find either of you funny, and have been left without a leg to stand on as your argument holds no real grounds. Was billiejoe87 your idea of a "respect user" account by any chance?

yay
09-29-2005, 07:11 PM
yay - You've contributed even more evidence of being billiejoe87 to this thread. Both of you made the stupid argument that I don't have a sense of humour based on the fact that I don't find either of you funny, and have been left without a leg to stand on as your argument holds no real grounds. Was billiejoe87 your idea of a "respect user" account by any chance?Does anyone else care what you have to say?

And By the way Wheelchairman, I never said everyone had to find that funny, but that was what it was intended to be. I think anyone who didn't see the joke side of it, whether finding it funny or not, is in need of a cat scan. Also most people seem to have found it funny.

yay
09-29-2005, 07:49 PM
Either that, or he doesn't know who we would call respected. David, I don't find you funny. I think your attentionwhoring is pathetic. You didn't get enough as a spammer, and now you're seeking some by trying to create hype between board members as they wonder 'OMG ho is da repected user?'. For fuck's sake, just stop.

Reply to threads, contribute to discussions. You'll be noticed that way since you're one of an extreme minority that can spell. I'm sure you have some opinions. Be a person and people will gradually accept and get to know you(though you've dug yourself a very deep hole, and I doubt the more respected users will even take you off their ignore lists for months if not years).
Ok here is the lowdown. Quite obviously I like attention Ok? I think we've established that. Now heres the thing, Would you rather me act like I used to, and similiar to the way in which Duracell is behaving, by spamming the boards with an unbelievable amount of accounts? Or would you rather me make one joke thread of which most people have actually found quite funny. It is not offensive or rude, but just meant to be funny. The best thing about it all, a book will actually be released!!

yay
09-29-2005, 08:53 PM
I have taken another snippet out of the upcoming book Sectret Diaries of YAY: Into the mind of a spammer: "Just waking up feels like shit today. What am I going to do? Besides cream my pants over that Britney Spears Picture I really have nothing else to do. Damn, I guess I'll go back on the computer, Yes, I see Dirtybird has replied to my thread, yeah now at least I've got something to do. What's this?? He's uncovered that me and Musicrox are the same person. Fuck!! I was hoping to use both those accounts to annoy the c**ts on this board".

Some more Reviews about this soon to be released book:
Offspring Admin 5/5: From seeing this little fucker spamming our boards all the time, we were right and ready to ban his sorry ass from our server. However, we were to damn lazy to do so, so we let him stay. Now reading this novel, we are glad we have let him be. The little shit was character searching and he has found out who he really is through us. It brings tears to our lazy eyes to see what this poor guy has been through. Emotionally gripping stuff.

Rurokens Mum 5/5: This little asshole has been ripping into me for ages, yet now I feel somewhat enlightened that I have been talked about by one of the great authors of this last millenium. This book is incredible. The future and the sick minds of spammers have combined and produced an amazing result. This is simply outstanding.

Bill Gates 0/5: I was sitting on my computer trying to look up porn, when I got an advertisement for this book pop up on my screen. Seeing a snippet of the book with the words "Fuckme" written, I immediately thought my search for porn had been answered, however, after reading what I presume must be 2 or so pages of the book I realised it was not porn but an emotional outcry from some stupid little spammer, who is probably not using Windows XP. For Fucks sake I thought I designed the internet the way I wanted it to have porn easily accessible to nerds like me who have never had a root, and never had a girlfriend. This deeply disturbs me, that the future of the internet looks like their is going to be literature involved. All my fellow Cyberspace Nerds, lets defeat this guy, and return the internet to what it was made for. PORN!!

billiejoe87
09-29-2005, 09:31 PM
I have taken another snippet out of the upcoming book Sectret Diaries of YAY: Into the mind of a spammer: "Just waking up feels like shit today. What am I going to do? Besides cream my pants over that Britney Spears Picture I really have nothing else to do. Damn, I guess I'll go back on the computer, Yes, I see Dirtybird has replied to my thread, yeah now at least I've got something to do. What's this?? He's uncovered that me and Musicrox are the same person. Fuck!! I was hoping to use both those accounts to annoy the c**ts on this board".

Some more Reviews about this soon to be released book:
Offspring Admin 5/5: From seeing this little fucker spamming our boards all the time, we were right and ready to ban his sorry ass from our server. However, we were to damn lazy to do so, so we let him stay. Now reading this novel, we are glad we have let him be. The little shit was character searching and he has found out who he really is through us. It brings tears to our lazy eyes to see what this poor guy has been through. Emotionally gripping stuff.

Rurokens Mum 5/5: This little asshole has been ripping into me for ages, yet now I feel somewhat enlightened that I have been talked about by one of the great authors of this last millenium. This book is incredible. The future and the sick minds of spammers have combined and produced an amazing result. This is simply outstanding.

Bill Gates 0/5: I was sitting on my computer trying to look up porn, when I got an advertisement for this book pop up on my screen. Seeing a snippet of the book with the words "Fuckme" written, I immediately thought my search for porn had been answered, however, after reading what I presume must be 2 or so pages of the book I realised it was not porn but an emotional outcry from some stupid little spammer, who is probably not using Windows XP. For Fucks sake I thought I designed the internet the way I wanted it to have porn easily accessible to nerds like me who have never had a root, and never had a girlfriend. This deeply disturbs me, that the future of the internet looks like their is going to be literature involved. All my fellow Cyberspace Nerds, lets defeat this guy, and return the internet to what it was made for. PORN!!

As much as I think that's funny, I wont make a deal outta it or i'll probably get shouted down again.

yay
09-29-2005, 10:29 PM
Just in, I found this review on the HMV Australia site:

HMV 5/5: David the author of many threads on The Offspring forums, including highly explicit sex and spam topics, has come out and written about his experiences and what motivated him to be such a fucking prick that he would annoy the shit out of people for little reason. The result is superb. This is the Titanic of the spammers world, simply outstanding. If David doesn't receive an emmy or equal book prize for this, I will do a strip run right through Sydney City and go up to a Muslim and scream George Bush rocks to him. Words cannot describe this. although seeing the photo of his ass halfway through the book is not a pretty site. It looks like something died trying to crawl up it.

Paint_It_Black
09-30-2005, 04:46 AM
It's not amusing now. You're taking it too far.

yay
09-30-2005, 05:29 AM
It's not amusing now. You're taking it too far.Fair enough, I'll stop.

Paint_It_Black
09-30-2005, 05:41 AM
If you actually have enough material though you could just make your own site for it. I'm sure there's quite a few people would find it amusing.

yay
10-09-2005, 11:13 PM
Gossip: The book just might end up containing the usernames of the two mystery respected accounts which I hold.

Keep checking this thread for updates. The book is scheduled for a 1st December 2005 release. For Preview information, Donations, Reviews or information about the book and it's purpose, or any other enquiries, complaints, compliments or any other comments related to the book, email me at daviddricks@hotmail.com. I will try and reply as soon as possible.

Thankyou.

Please be aware that due to the enormous amount of emails I receive, it could take up to 48 hours for me to reply. You will receive an automated reply message to say that the email has been received within 24 hours of it being sent. To overcome email waiting times, You can try sending me a personal message (Average wait time 12 Hours) or Writing a response in this thread (Average waiting time 6-12 Hours).

yay
10-18-2005, 08:41 PM
LATEST BOOK UPDATE!!
Until further notice the book has been placed on indefinate hiatus. Unfortunately demand is to high and time is limited. Keep checking this thread periodically for updates to the situation.

If anyone wants advanced copies of this book, unedited, incomplete, uncensored copies of the book will be available to the public only via emailing me for a copy at:daviddricks@hotmail.com. Due to book release laws, it cannnot happen any other way. The book will have some names blackened out, until the final release.

Please note this release may contain:
(N) Nudity
(D) Drug Use
(DR) Drug References
(C) Coarse Language
(A) Adult themes.

It also may contain (V) Some violence.

Man Parts
10-18-2005, 08:51 PM
yay, im going to poop in your mouth!