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the_offsprings_monkey
09-30-2005, 02:24 AM
I have a stalker people....HELP!!

offspringrammsteinfan
09-30-2005, 02:30 AM
I think you know the answer since you gave yourself an answer: Just ignore and everything will be ok.

My answer: Hire harry potter.

TheUnholyNightbringer
09-30-2005, 02:54 AM
I don't know what you should do.

I, however, will point and laugh.

the_GoDdEsS
09-30-2005, 03:09 AM
'Stalker' as in some little kiddo in love with you chasing you around? Pffft, I had that back in primary school. You don't know what real stalkers are.

neocon58
09-30-2005, 03:14 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a309/neocon58/39409-2-fs.jpg

the_offsprings_monkey
09-30-2005, 03:52 AM
'Stalker' as in some little kiddo in love with you chasing you around? Pffft, I had that back in primary school. You don't know what real stalkers are.

Hell all i know is she isn't legel....oh and i have a great gf...plus the stalker voice go rite thru me....i hate her so much

T-6005
09-30-2005, 04:18 AM
I wrote a song called stalker once, I think. Good times.

the_offsprings_monkey
09-30-2005, 04:33 AM
True True ma hommie

killer_queen
09-30-2005, 07:17 AM
'Stalker' as in some little kiddo in love with you chasing you around?
I used to have one. They can be really sweet sometimes.

the_offsprings_monkey
09-30-2005, 08:34 AM
I used to have one. They can be really sweet sometimes.

true they can be sweet, but when they run upto you every time they see you and like talk and talk away, and 14 years olds are boring

dalaksta
09-30-2005, 08:44 AM
dude u shuld just stalk her back man maybe she'll stop then

platinumpt
09-30-2005, 10:05 AM
Why the fuck would I care

JoY
09-30-2005, 10:08 AM
you don't even know what a fucking stalker is.

the_GoDdEsS
09-30-2005, 10:09 AM
Sweet? Well, they were trying. I just used to physically attack them when I was a kiddy. Maybe I've never had a thing for sweet people?

JoY
09-30-2005, 10:16 AM
my rather temporary (thank god) stalker was just manipulative. & when being manipulative, they can sound sweet, but the layer of their sweetness is about .003 mm thick. under it is pure patheticness & creepiness. bwuh. *shudders*

but hell, MANY people are extremely manipulative. not just stalkers.

the_GoDdEsS
09-30-2005, 10:26 AM
One of mine was a bit of a psycho and fucking obsessed.

killer_queen
09-30-2005, 10:47 AM
Sweet? Well, they were trying. I just used to physically attack them when I was a kiddy. Maybe I've never had a thing for sweet people?
Mine was leaving flowers on my desk everyday and beating everyone I've argued. I've never thought to attack him.

the_offsprings_monkey
09-30-2005, 11:18 AM
dude u shuld just stalk her back man maybe she'll stop then

I would but my gf would probaly like use her judo on me.......wait a sec.......im gonna stalk the bitch back YAY :D

JoY
09-30-2005, 03:42 PM
One of mine was a bit of a psycho and fucking obsessed.
that's mostly the case, yes.

the_GoDdEsS
09-30-2005, 04:15 PM
Mine was leaving flowers on my desk everyday and beating everyone I've argued. I've never thought to attack him.

I used to tear up all the roses I got/found and throw them out of the window. I'm one hateful character.

Sinister
09-30-2005, 04:17 PM
I'm one hateful character.

isn't that what one usually calls a "bitch" ?

coke_a_holic
09-30-2005, 04:18 PM
'Stalker' as in some little kiddo in love with you chasing you around? Pffft, I had that back in primary school. You don't know what real stalkers are.
I have one of those. She's probably reading this post right now, that creepy little fucker.

wheelchairman
09-30-2005, 04:19 PM
isn't that what one usually calls a "bitch" ?
yeah those pooor stalkers.

idiot.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-01-2005, 09:05 AM
lol im so fuking confused now......no wait i was born confused

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 10:02 AM
No, you were born still.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-01-2005, 10:31 AM
i was....then how is it i am typeing

crazy_offspring_gal
10-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Another one.. great... j/k :D

the_GoDdEsS
10-01-2005, 10:34 AM
I wish some were born without the ability to breathe. And then they'd have to learn it. Which they wouldn't manage. I hate you, Mother Nature.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-01-2005, 10:34 AM
NAH you aint my stalker, its that 14 year old who lives near me i was telling you about

crazy_offspring_gal
10-01-2005, 10:36 AM
NAH you aint my stalker, its that 14 year old who lives near me i was telling you about
Yea... thats what i mean... another one! :D

Kitten
10-01-2005, 10:37 AM
NAH you aint my stalker, its that 14 year old who lives near me i was telling you about

You are worried about a 14 year old stalker? Has she tried slashing your tyres or leaving dead animals to your window ledge?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-01-2005, 10:45 AM
no but she did grab my white (and rather sexy) ass once

Kitten
10-01-2005, 10:46 AM
no but she did grab my white (and rather sexy) ass once

Have you actually done anything to put her off, or do you whinge about it and secretly enjoy the attention?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-01-2005, 10:48 AM
well i wanna tell her that her curley hair pisses me off and that her voice is worst then marge simpsons but her mum is my mums friend soooooo no i aint said anything