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psychotiki
09-30-2005, 11:37 AM
i would love to have sex on a beach, the feel of the sand.

wheelchairman
09-30-2005, 11:48 AM
yep.. this is the right forum for this.

Fat Boy Samsam
09-30-2005, 01:00 PM
i would love to have sex on a beach, the feel of the sand.

like ANYWHERE stoopido - cos im still a virgin :confused:

Amanda
09-30-2005, 01:08 PM
Somebody close this thread!!!!

Fat Boy Samsam
09-30-2005, 01:16 PM
Somebody close this thread!!!!

i AGREE with you

JoY
09-30-2005, 02:41 PM
You're a bit too obsessed with sex, psychotiki... :rolleyes:

Anyway, I'd like to have sex on an airplane. Yeah, it's strange :o
no, in fact that sounds like a fun place.

but this topic sucks balls anyway.

OffSpring_person
09-30-2005, 02:42 PM
Wow...No imaginations :mad: Anyways i would like to have sex in a box.

offspring fan
09-30-2005, 02:43 PM
on the top of mount evrest

JoY
09-30-2005, 02:43 PM
Wow...No imaginations :mad: Anyways i would like to have sex in a box.
I suddenly heard No Doubt with 'Trapped in a Box', but then as 'Sex in a Box' in my head. weird.

OffSpring_person
09-30-2005, 02:44 PM
Mount everest? Hmmm.....never thought of that ;)

OffSpring_person
09-30-2005, 02:45 PM
I suddenly heard No Doubt with 'Trapped in a Box', but then as 'Sex in a Box' in my head. weird.

What's so wrong with sex in a box! I bet no ones has thought of it.

offspring fan
09-30-2005, 02:46 PM
Mount everest? Hmmm.....never thought of that ;)
its like having sex outside in norway. too coold

OffSpring_person
09-30-2005, 02:52 PM
its like having sex outside in norway. too coold

Coldness isn't the iss- Wait...Nevermind to what i said.

Human
09-30-2005, 02:56 PM
In my bed.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 03:56 PM
i would love to have sex on a beach, the feel of the sand.

it depends. Where is your mom at the moment?

coke_a_holic
09-30-2005, 03:56 PM
On top of a dead man. That's right a menage a trois (excuse my lack of accents) with one dead guy.

Human
09-30-2005, 03:59 PM
it depends. Where is your mom at the moment?
Brett, you aren't funny. the only thing you ever talk about is moms in a useless attempt to be funny. Sorry, but I had to speak up. Don't take it personally.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:07 PM
leah, of course a 10 year old wouldn't find it funny. Jesus, wait until you are at least 15.

Human
09-30-2005, 04:09 PM
leah, of course a 10 year old wouldn't find it funny. Jesus, wait until you are at least 15.
No, I found it funny at first but when you say it 10 times a day, it gets old.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:09 PM
that's only the second time I've said it on this board.

Rancid_Guyxxx
09-30-2005, 04:09 PM
Brett, you aren't funny. the only thing you ever talk about is moms in a useless attempt to be funny. Sorry, but I had to speak up. Don't take it personally.

It was just a little joke. Who cares if it wasn't funny or you don't think he is funny. You aren't funny. You sit around talking about buttholes.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:10 PM
A-fucking-men

dalaksta
09-30-2005, 04:10 PM
anywhere really but i culd go for the beach or in a bed room (dur)
(I am still a virgin)

Human
09-30-2005, 04:10 PM
that's only the second time I've said it on this board.
I've seen it posted many other times by you. maybe it is the second time today.

Human
09-30-2005, 04:11 PM
It was just a little joke. Who cares if it wasn't funny or you don't think he is funny. You aren't funny. You sit around talking about buttholes.
When I was a n00b I did. Stop trying to be like cof1.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:11 PM
have fun searching my posts for them. :rolleyes:

Human
09-30-2005, 04:12 PM
have fun searching my posts for them. :rolleyes:
I won't waste my time on it.

Rancid_Guyxxx
09-30-2005, 04:13 PM
When I was a n00b I did. Stop trying to be like cof1.
I'm not trying to be like conspiracy of one. Oh and I believe that you posted something about buttholes or cornholio just a couple days ago on your kickass account. Correct me if I'm wrong.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:13 PM
When I was a n00b I did. Stop trying to be like cof1.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=567880&postcount=255

Human
09-30-2005, 04:16 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=567880&postcount=255
You actually care that much? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! So you really do care what I think of you, you really do care about changing my opinion. Ahahahahahahah!!!!

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:17 PM
I really don't care. I'm not the one calling other people not funny.

Human
09-30-2005, 04:18 PM
I really don't care. I'm not the one calling other people not funny.
Then stop arguing with me. Ooooohhhh, not funny, what an insult. Anyways, if I were you, I'd retrain myself from arguing any further because we all know who is going to get PWN3D. You.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:19 PM
Then stop arguing with me. Ooooohhhh, not funny, what an insult. Anyways, if I were you, I'd retrain myself from arguing any further because we all know who is going to get PWN3D. You.

stop acting like C01

ruroken
09-30-2005, 04:20 PM
On top of a dead man. That's right a menage a trois (excuse my lack of accents) with one dead guy.
Hahaha, necrophile.

Rancid_Guyxxx
09-30-2005, 04:24 PM
I want to have sex on a trampoline.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:25 PM
I want to have sex on a trampoline.

that would be a sweet place to have sex.

Human
09-30-2005, 04:37 PM
bd007h is on your ignore list
I know you won't care but I just thought I'd let you know. I've become very fond of the ignore list.

bd007h
09-30-2005, 04:38 PM
the ignore list is for pussies

wheelchairman
09-30-2005, 04:50 PM
I want to have sex in a jacuzzi.
Bad idea. Ironically, the chick dries up.

MANDY
09-30-2005, 05:02 PM
I want 2 have sex of the top of my house under the stars ;)

MANDY
09-30-2005, 05:26 PM
oh.......and in a airplane.that would be so cool!!! :D

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 04:50 AM
In Auschwitz.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 10:48 AM
In Auschwitz.

hahahahahahahaha

Izie
10-01-2005, 10:56 AM
So how come no one said "in the butt" yet?

Tizzalicious
10-01-2005, 11:05 AM
Lolz!

(Dat is waar de poep vandaan komt) (<-- to make this long enough)

the_GoDdEsS
10-01-2005, 11:09 AM
A church? An alley? A castle ruin? On the top of somebody else's car? And some creepy places.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-01-2005, 11:10 AM
Umm... Well i would say beach.. but done that... so umm... a sauna! :D

(Spelling :S)

T-6005
10-01-2005, 11:10 AM
A classroom. Don't know why, I just know I'd love to have sex in a classroom.

the_GoDdEsS
10-01-2005, 11:15 AM
Spank the naughty school boy with a ruler.

Oh sorry, could not resist.

T-6005
10-01-2005, 11:16 AM
Haha, I'm not much for being spanked or whipped. Handcuff me to bloody anything, though - that works.

Offspring7
10-01-2005, 11:21 AM
on the beach would be cool...at night in the ocean. a pool would be pretty cool too.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 12:36 PM
So how come no one said "in the butt" yet?

that's human's line :rolleyes: