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China Boy
10-01-2005, 02:47 PM
What do you think happened when Kurt Cobain committed suicide? Did he really kill himself? I don't think so, I think he was too high on heroin to be able to shoot himself. I think his wife arranged it all, because, well Kurt was a rich rock star, and they were getting divorced, and she maybe wanted his money.

What are your thoughts about Kurt Cobains death?

Endymion
10-01-2005, 03:15 PM
on a related note, i'm writing a book about how john wilkes booth is just a cover, lincoln really killed himself when he realized he had set all the slaves free.

offspring fan
10-01-2005, 03:27 PM
i hate that fucking bitch cortny love or wattever hear name is.

No Effect
10-01-2005, 03:42 PM
i hate that fucking bitch cortny love or wattever hear name is.

I second this.

First post!!!

T-6005
10-01-2005, 03:42 PM
I think his wife arranged it all, because, well Kurt was a rich rock star

Courtney was hardly poor. Ever.

Sinister
10-01-2005, 03:43 PM
I second this.

First post!!!


I "third" this. Welcome to the boards.

China Boy
10-01-2005, 03:44 PM
Courtney was hardly poor. Ever.
They never get sick of more money.

T-6005
10-01-2005, 03:46 PM
They never get sick of more money.

You're an idiot. We've had this discussion on this board about 8 million times... why couldn't you read one of those threads and figure out how every piece of evidence presented against Kurt Cobain killing himself is void?

China Boy
10-01-2005, 03:48 PM
You're an idiot. We've had this discussion on this board about 8 million times... why couldn't you read one of those threads and figure out how every piece of evidence presented against Kurt Cobain killing himself is void?
I searched titles for cobain and...
No matches...
Too bad.
But I kind of realise that my theory was a bit stupid...

nieh
10-01-2005, 10:10 PM
on a related note, i'm writing a book about how john wilkes booth is just a cover, lincoln really killed himself when he realized he had set all the slaves free.

I'm sure this book is going to be based on very reliable hearsay and conjecture?

barangatang
10-01-2005, 10:11 PM
This has been done before. My thread was 10 times better:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12081

JohnnyNemesis
10-01-2005, 10:14 PM
Pfft, yeah right! And OJ killed his wife too!

Wait a minute...

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 10:18 PM
Your hero killed himself. Heh.

coke_a_holic
10-01-2005, 10:20 PM
But wait! Why would Courtney Love stop at Kurt? She's also behind the JFK incident, MLK, Hendrix, Morrison, Lennon, the Boston Massacre, basically every single murder that has ever occured was by the hands of that horrible wench! It all makes sense now! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!!!1

barangatang
10-01-2005, 10:22 PM
But wait! Why would Courtney Love stop at Kurt? She's also behind the JFK incident, MLK, Hendrix, Morrison, Lennon, the Boston Massacre, basically every single murder that has ever occured was by the hands of that horrible wench! It all makes sense now! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!!!1


Hasn't she teamed up with Al Qaeda?

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 10:23 PM
I heard she travelled back in time and gave birth to Hitler.

coke_a_holic
10-01-2005, 10:25 PM
I heard she travelled back in time and gave birth to Hitler.
I heard Hitler was just a marionette that she wittled using the trees that mark the entrance to Hell.

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 10:27 PM
I heard her earrings were made out of melted steel from the spear that killed Jesus.

coke_a_holic
10-01-2005, 10:28 PM
I heard her earrings were made out of melted steel from the spear that killed Jesus.
The spear she threw! The Crucifix was her cover-up!

barangatang
10-01-2005, 10:30 PM
I heard her earrings were made out of melted steel from the spear that killed Jesus.

Instead of kissing Jesus on the cheek to identify Jesus, she gave him a blow job.

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 10:36 PM
I heard she was the one who really directed 'Pearl Harbour'

ninthlayer
10-02-2005, 03:56 AM
That's just going too far. Sick.

wheelchairman
10-02-2005, 04:33 AM
I'm sure this book is going to be based on very reliable hearsay and conjecture?
Well, those are kinds of evidence.

Paint_It_Black
10-02-2005, 07:25 AM
I heard she was the one who really directed 'Pearl Harbour'

Way to jump on the "Team America" bandwagon. I don't even know who you are anymore...

Megs
10-02-2005, 07:32 AM
What do you think happened when Kurt Cobain committed suicide? Did he really kill himself? I don't think so, I think he was too high on heroin to be able to shoot himself. I think his wife arranged it all, because, well Kurt was a rich rock star, and they were getting divorced, and she maybe wanted his money.

What are your thoughts about Kurt Cobains death?
you have exactly the same view as andy, that it wa courtney. he even bought a book about it. he said about the whole "too much" heroin thing too. and towards the end of his life they were always arguing. and his so say "suicide note" was at first addressed to "boddah" and yet, near the end in a different hand writing altogether it said something to C>L and his kid, "i love you very much etc" i think it was all a setup.

Paint_It_Black
10-02-2005, 07:36 AM
Who the hell is Andy?

barangatang
10-02-2005, 07:43 AM
he was too high on heroin

It was rohypnol.

JoY
10-02-2005, 08:45 AM
oh man, now the pieces are coming together! I thought it was impossible to shoot yourself high on heroin, now I get it! he never shot himself!! it was Courtney Love who killed him for money, despite the fact she already had millions to spend. she risked lifelong prison-time just for a few extra pennies!

it's all so clear now.

& I thought it was rohypnol too. god, that stuff is goddam nasty. almost managed to kill a friend of mine.