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Trippy
10-01-2005, 03:24 PM
Finally the competition has started, the fight of the world's most wanted title, Miss BBS of The Offspring BBS! The pre-council has already picked up 10 candidates that will compete of the title. Here we go...

Cejus
10-01-2005, 03:29 PM
But that's unfair if you just pick up 9 candidates (HeadAroundU doesn't count), chosen by yourself... :rolleyes:
EDIT: Linda? :confused: mmmh that's a weird list

Mentally_Challenged
10-01-2005, 03:30 PM
Mmm, yeah. Just pick all the ones who get the most attention =/

I don't have anything against most of those people, but still; that's a little unfair, right?

Edit: Upon saying that, who the blazes is MirandaV?

offspring fan
10-01-2005, 03:31 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Trippy
10-01-2005, 03:31 PM
Like I said, pre-council consisting of many people have selected the ten finalists, so it's not only my opinion.

Nirushika6789
10-01-2005, 03:32 PM
Mmm, yeah. Just pick all the ones who get the most attention =/

I don't have anything against most of those people, but still; that's a little unfair, right?

Edit: Upon saying that, who the blazes is MirandaV?
saves me typing it all out

^what she said lol

Cejus
10-01-2005, 03:34 PM
Yeah, who is MirandaV? :confused: And who is part of this pre-council? =P

Trippy
10-01-2005, 03:35 PM
The authoritative pre-council shall be introduced later.

I don't know who's MirandaV, some guy just told me he should be on the list.

Nirushika6789
10-01-2005, 03:39 PM
The authoritative pre-council shall be introduced later.
.
authoritative pre-council = trippy and headaroundu --- EXACT SAME PERSON

ruroken
10-01-2005, 03:39 PM
The authoritative pre-council shall be introduced later.

I don't know who's MirandaV, some guy just told me he should be on the list.
Hahaha, yeah, hemaphrodites!! Hahahahaha!!

Trippy
10-01-2005, 03:46 PM
I'm sure the list will create a lot of debate, but what can you do, it's ten canditates that usually gets to the final in real competitions too.

I get a lot of feedback of the list, and we have to admit one mistake; Izie was forgotten. We're really sorry of this.

Cejus
10-01-2005, 03:49 PM
I'm sure the list will create a lot of debate, but what can you do, it's ten canditates that usually gets to the final in real competitions too.

I get a lot of feedback of the list, and we have to admit one mistake; Izie was forgotten. We're really sorry of this.
It's not 10 candidates, as I wouldn't count HeadAroundU and Linda. No offense Linda; but I mean, she's a bit too old for us, isn't she?

Duracell
10-01-2005, 03:49 PM
This poll gives me an erection. (http://www.purevolume.com/numberonefan/music)

Endymion
10-01-2005, 03:50 PM
i vote for 1565 and betty.

Trippy
10-01-2005, 03:50 PM
It's not 10 candidates, as I wouldn't count HeadAroundU and Linda. No offense Linda; but I mean, she's a bit too old for us, isn't she?

Are you saying that a 50+ year old woman couldn't be a miss?

Trippy
10-01-2005, 03:51 PM
i vote for 1565 and betty.

That's a good point, you can vote for people that aren't on the list too.

Linda
10-01-2005, 03:53 PM
Are you saying that a 50+ year old woman couldn't be a miss?

Oh, but I AM a miss!

I vote for Sunny tho, 'cos she's the only oldtimer in that list that I consider has actually grown up over the years. Sunny, you are truly a sweetheart!

Duracell
10-01-2005, 03:57 PM
I picked Sunny because she's hot and I'd like to fuck (http://www.purevolume.com/underoath/music) her in the ass.

Cejus
10-01-2005, 04:00 PM
I picked Sunny because she's hot and I'd like to fuck (http://www.purevolume.com/underoath/music) her in the ass.
That's sooo romantic and poetic =P

HeadAroundU
10-01-2005, 05:12 PM
trippy you dumbass!! :D
fucking nice!
If I'll win I'm gonna shit my pants!

Sunny is artificial.She is not naturaly cute!She is a artificial bitch...it's a fact so stop bitching and everybody who likes her has no fucking taste!so shut up!
again shut up!........................shut up!..........shut up!.................

"Tired of you" should be in the poll!!!

Dr. Bob
10-01-2005, 05:23 PM
Voice of Reason

I voted for Sunny because she stops the blood flow to my penis, that makes it erect. Please nobody tell my wife about this, we've been having enough problems as it is.

JohnnyNemesis
10-01-2005, 07:15 PM
My vote is extremely unsurprising.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:20 PM
I'm torn between Sunny and Joy...I cant decide, I think i'll just randomly pick one of them lol.

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:20 PM
I'm torn between Sunny and Joy...I cant decide, I think i'll just randomly pick one of them lol.

No! pick Sunny.

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:21 PM
ugh...............

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:23 PM
Love to, but as Duracell's mom isn't in the poll, and Sunny has the most votes, my vote goes to*suspence music*....Joy!

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:25 PM
there needs to be a Mr. BBS poll.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:26 PM
i ejucalated 2 times in 10 minutes masurbating in front of duracells mom.

I've never "ejucalated" before. :rolleyes:

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:26 PM
i ejucalated 2 times in 10 minutes masurbating in front of duracells mom.
That's nice, i really wanted to know that.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:27 PM
I've never "ejucalated" before. :rolleyes:
Dammit, how did i miss that?

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:28 PM
NOOO!! PICK DURACELLS MOM! She is the hottest chick ever!

Do you really wanna she a pic of my mom. cuz I got one.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:28 PM
I've never "masurbated" either

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:29 PM
You where to busy thinking about my sperm.

damn, learn how to fucking spell

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:29 PM
I thrusted my penis into my hand, then fondled it for like 15 minutes, until I started ejaculating all over.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:30 PM
How did this thread turn into *describe how you masturbate* time?

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:30 PM
I got Twenty-nine. Bitch.


I've got 50, beat that, fucker

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:31 PM
How did this thread turn into *describe how you masturbate* time?

I don't know, do you care to tell us how you masturbate?

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:32 PM
Since i pulled out a picture of Durracells mom.

Dude, I could careless, if you talk about my mom or not.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:32 PM
1 letter and you start yelling at me. Damn

well, you've misspelled 3 words so far in this one thread

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Im making copings and pasting them around my room. Fish-fucker.

what the fuck are copings?

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:34 PM
Amanda, please! tell us how you do it.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 07:34 PM
if you meant pubes, those must be some pretty damn small pictures

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:36 PM
Duracell: No. And please stay within two countries away from me, like the judge ordered.

Noodles II: Your obsession for Duracell's mom is not healthy, and it kind of makes me wanna puke, so please go see a professional about that.

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:39 PM
Duracell: No. And please stay within two countries away from me, like the judge ordered.

Noodles II: Your obsession for Duracell's mom is not healthy, and it kind of makes me wanna puke, so please go see a professional about that.

Fine. But don't try to act like you don't perform those kinda services on yourself.

I can understand why Noodles II is obessed with my mom, because she's hot. I can't deny that.

coke_a_holic
10-01-2005, 07:48 PM
I could never decide in a million years, so I won't even bother trying.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 07:52 PM
Don't worry Duracell, my not wanting to give you details about it is in no way a reflection of if, how, or how frequently i do it. It simply means i'm not completely out of my mind.

Duracell
10-01-2005, 07:56 PM
Don't worry Duracell, my not wanting to give you details about it is in no way a reflection of if, how, or how frequently i do it. It simply means i'm not completely out of my mind.

ok. But there's nothing wrong with talking about stuff like that. If you want you can pm with the details :D . ahahahaha kidding

Dr. Bob
10-01-2005, 08:04 PM
ok. But there's nothing wrong with talking about stuff like that. If you want you can pm with the details :D . ahahahaha kidding

Voice of Reason

No actually, being able to express yourself by talking about your sex life, might be difficult for some people to do, but it's very healty to talk about.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 08:07 PM
ok. But there's nothing wrong with talking about stuff like that. If you want you can pm with the details :D . ahahahaha kidding
Trust me, I have no problem with talking about "stuff like that"(lol). I just don't wanna talk about it with you.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 08:11 PM
Voice of Reason

I think it would be a good thing for you to talk with Duracell about that.
Are you abso-fucking-lutely out of your mind?!

bd007h
10-01-2005, 08:15 PM
Are you abso-fucking-lutely out of your mind?!

Dr. Bob is duracell.

bd007h
10-01-2005, 08:18 PM
She'd rather tell me, than Duracell, but I'm not the one that wants to know.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 08:21 PM
How about I don't talk to any of you about it? Sounds like a great idea to me.

Duracell
10-01-2005, 08:24 PM
That is fine, but if you ever want to talk about that with some lucky guy, you know where to find me. :D

bd007h
10-01-2005, 08:24 PM
How about I don't talk to any of you about it? Sounds like a great idea to me.

sounds good.

Amanda
10-01-2005, 08:29 PM
That is fine, but if you ever want to talk about that with some lucky guy, you know where to find me. :D
Oh sure :rolleyes:

Sunny
10-01-2005, 09:48 PM
Oh, but I AM a miss!

I vote for Sunny tho, 'cos she's the only oldtimer in that list that I consider has actually grown up over the years. Sunny, you are truly a sweetheart!


thank you! :]

and wow, i can't believe i got 8 votes. eep.

0r4ng3
10-01-2005, 09:55 PM
Sunny you are soooo hot (But not hotter than the person i think is hot.)
But if you think Sunny is hot, but she's not as hot as the person you think is hot, wouldn't that mean that she's not as hot as herself?


...oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed.

Rag Doll
10-01-2005, 10:04 PM
I agree with Linda that Sunny changed quite a bit since she started posting here.

But my vote will be based entirely on who offers me the best sexual favors. =p

Sin Studly
10-01-2005, 10:11 PM
Finally the competition has started, the fight of the world's most wanted title, Miss BBS of The Offspring BBS! The pre-council has already picked up 10 candidates that will compete of the title. Here we go...

You're a stupid shit.

Anya82
10-02-2005, 12:05 AM
MirandaV is from Holland. She's a nice person, but she hasn't posted in a long time. She got bored of these forums. I still see her online on msn.
she IS gorgeous

Tizzalicious
10-02-2005, 01:13 AM
I agree with Linda that Sunny changed quite a bit since she started posting here.

But my vote will be based entirely on who offers me the best sexual favors. =p

You know that will be me, I already offered, so get voting ;)

notoriousdoc
10-02-2005, 01:26 AM
Out of those, Tizzie kicks serious ass. But Luceh's better

Mentally_Challenged
10-02-2005, 01:43 AM
^_^ Yayness

Telekinesis
10-02-2005, 01:45 AM
excuse me but I belive that I should be up there. I may be hated by all but I still have made a great influence on the boards plus I got Noodles to post

Mentally_Challenged
10-02-2005, 01:46 AM
...Influences?

notoriousdoc
10-02-2005, 01:49 AM
^_^ Yayness
You're sure as hell the nicest person on here at the moment =(

Mentally_Challenged
10-02-2005, 01:52 AM
=) I'm glad someone thinks so

=P

notoriousdoc
10-02-2005, 01:55 AM
=) I'm glad someone thinks so

=P
We should start a campaign drive!

Mentally_Challenged
10-02-2005, 01:57 AM
=O Sounds marvy!

notoriousdoc
10-02-2005, 02:06 AM
Dibs on the postion of spin doctor

Mentally_Challenged
10-02-2005, 02:28 AM
Alright, alright... =P

Vera
10-02-2005, 02:33 AM
Silliest idea ever.

And, er, Linda? Beauty pageants have an age limit, y'know.

notoriousdoc
10-02-2005, 02:40 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/notoriousdoc/dirigiberbil.jpg

Brilliance

JoY
10-02-2005, 05:13 AM
I voted for *drumroll* Adriann. because she's way purdy already at -this- age. just imagine her grown up, whoa. plus, she's this bbs' future, man!

hahaha, maybe I should've voted for myself, it looks like I could use a few votes. ;p on the other hand, I got the most important vote of all. *smiles*

dalaksta
10-02-2005, 05:16 AM
i like those ladies but u should have put better 1s on there.

0r4ng3
10-02-2005, 06:09 AM
i like those ladies but u should have put better 1s on there.
I didn't see any 1s. There's a V in the poll, which could be a 5, but no 1s.

platinumpt
10-02-2005, 06:51 AM
I can't see defy me there :mad:

Paint_It_Black
10-02-2005, 07:09 AM
I am refusing to vote because there are some people who really should have been included.

Megs
10-02-2005, 07:15 AM
holy fuck. i'm on the list. :eek:

defy me
10-02-2005, 07:20 AM
I am refusing to vote because there are some people who really should have been included.

Like who?
(10)

Paint_It_Black
10-02-2005, 07:21 AM
Several.

I don't even know who MirandaV is.

Megs
10-02-2005, 07:28 AM
^ probably someone he fancies.

JoY
10-02-2005, 08:05 AM
Several.

I don't even know who MirandaV is.
she's a Dutch girl that hardly ever posts. she IS however incredibly pretty.
yeah, you know it's a Dutch chick, when she's just plain hot. ;p

just for the record; there are THREE Dutch chicks in this poll. now what does that tell you, with our country being so incredibly tiny?? I'm missing the Dutch Nina in this poll by the way. she's pretties.

Paint_It_Black
10-02-2005, 08:18 AM
just for the record; there are THREE Dutch chicks in this poll. now what does that tell you, with our country being so incredibly tiny??

That the internet, and, oddly, the offspring are both popular?

JoY
10-02-2005, 08:22 AM
NO.

well yeah, that too. *scratches head*

Tizzalicious
10-02-2005, 08:32 AM
Holland has the hotties.

People really should stop whining about not being in the poll by the way, it's just a stupid poll.

JoY
10-02-2005, 08:33 AM
Holland has the hotties.

People really should stop whining about not being in the poll by the way, it's just a stupid poll.
easy for you to say. you're second! ;p

Tizzalicious
10-02-2005, 08:34 AM
easy for you to say. you're second! ;p

Shhh, please pretend I wouldn't be cuting myself if I wasn't in there. People don't have to know that.

Megs
10-02-2005, 08:46 AM
Holland has the hotties.

People really should stop whining about not being in the poll by the way, it's just a stupid poll.
can i whine about being in the poll?

JoY
10-02-2005, 08:49 AM
I don't know WHY I'm even in these polls every time. but I'm not really complaining. although I can't say I care too much (besides for one special vote), even a tiny mention is pretty nice.

Linda
10-02-2005, 09:19 AM
Finally the competition has started, the fight of the world's most wanted title, Miss BBS of The Offspring BBS! The pre-council has already picked up 10 candidates that will compete of the title. Here we go...


Silliest idea ever.

And, er, Linda? Beauty pageants have an age limit, y'know.

There is absolutely NO mention about this poll being a beauty pagaent.
He didn't specify what Miss BBS poll was actually for. Whatever it is for,
haha Vera, you didn't make the list! Most likely why you're complaining.

Sin Studly
10-02-2005, 09:24 AM
Better than being a joke entry in it.

Linda
10-02-2005, 09:42 AM
Tis OK, it will all come back to haunt you.

Sin Studly
10-02-2005, 09:57 AM
Love the new sig.

the_GoDdEsS
10-02-2005, 09:58 AM
Haha, way cute. People still believe in karma?

Trippy
10-04-2005, 09:47 AM
Miss BBS 2005 is: Sunny

Better luck next time for the others.

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 11:30 AM
1st bitch
2nd Tizz
3rd \m\HeadAroundU /m/

4th-10th.....shit

OMG I'm so happy!

I would like to thank to trippy,my familly,manager,shitty rivalry....and all the people not mentioned here.

That_Guy91
10-04-2005, 11:33 AM
i love giant cock
yeah, we kinda figured.

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 11:37 AM
yeah, we kinda figured.
Birthday:
June 12, 1991
Location:
Staten Island
Interests:
playing guitar and XBOX
Occupation:
i teach my friends punk rock 101

go to masturbate with your friends

That_Guy91
10-04-2005, 11:41 AM
YOU go masturbate with YOUR... oh wait, you don't have any.

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 11:43 AM
YOU go masturbate with YOUR... oh wait, you don't have any.
Birthday:
June 12, 1991
Location:
Staten Island
Interests:
playing guitar and XBOX
Occupation:
i teach my friends punk rock 101

ha ha ha

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-04-2005, 11:44 AM
Birthday:
June 12, 1991
Location:
Staten Island
Interests:
playing guitar and XBOX
Occupation:
i teach my friends punk rock 101

ha ha ha

Shut up, mutant-face.

platinumpt
10-04-2005, 11:45 AM
Birthday:
June 12, 1991
Location:
Staten Island
Interests:
playing guitar and XBOX
Occupation:
i teach my friends punk rock 101

go to masturbate with your friends
Whoa, my birthdate is on 12 june too :p

Trippy
10-04-2005, 11:47 AM
but you can't deny the fact that headaroundu was third, beating the goddess and all. pretty good from "mutant face", better than acne face could've ever done.

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 11:47 AM
Whoa, my birthdate is on 12 june too :p
yeah but 1981
he is baby

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 11:48 AM
but you can't deny the fact that headaroundu was third, beating the goddess and all. pretty good from "mutant face", better than acne face could've ever done.
good point!
hahahaaaaaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-04-2005, 11:49 AM
but you can't deny the fact that headaroundu was third, beating the goddess and all. pretty good from "mutant face", better than acne face could've ever done.

Those were protest votes. And he voted for himself.

And better than I could ever have done?

Count my votes, shitbrick. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16592)

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 11:51 AM
TUNB is jealous! :eek:

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-04-2005, 11:51 AM
TUNB is jealous! :eek:

TUNB has more votes than you.

coke_a_holic
10-04-2005, 11:51 AM
My vote was threat-induced. *cowers*

HeadAroundU
10-04-2005, 12:16 PM
TUNB has more votes than you.
TUNB looks like Mr.Splinter from Ninja Turtles.

ruroken
10-04-2005, 12:19 PM
I can't believe that I'm not winning :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-04-2005, 12:20 PM
TUNB looks like Mr.Splinter from Ninja Turtles.

And yet he still has more votes than you.

Mutant-face.

ruroken
10-04-2005, 12:22 PM
I can't believe that I'm not winning :(
Hahaha, I almost thought I said "whining"!

ruroken
10-04-2005, 12:24 PM
This thread is gay!
No, this thread is Sin Studly