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icklebabygremlin
10-01-2005, 04:06 PM
Post offspring parodys that you have made or have that someone else has made i made this

Hand Banana's

Let's make hand banana's
From common things from my fruit bowl
Let's make hand banana's
Listen up, we'll show you how

Ok now take an old ban-a-na
Fill it up with gasoline
Some paint thinner for good measure
And a sprinkle of banana peal
Now nail a sock into the top
With a zippo you'll be king

Lets make hand banana's
hours of fun in a little fruit
Let's make hand banana's
Try one out on your neighbors car

offspring fan
10-01-2005, 04:07 PM
Post offspring parodys that you have made or have that someone else has made i made this

Hand Banana's

Let's make hand banana's
From common things from my fruit bowl
Let's make hand banana's
Listen up, we'll show you how

Ok now take an old ban-a-na
Fill it up with gasoline
Some paint thinner for good measure
And a sprinkle of banana peal
Now nail a sock into the top
With a zippo you'll be king

Lets make hand banana's
hours of fun in a little fruit
Let's make hand banana's
Try one out on your neighbors car
HUH???????????????????

WebDudette
10-01-2005, 04:09 PM
That was pretty lame basically all you did was replace a few words with bananas.

China Boy
10-01-2005, 04:09 PM
HUH???????????????????
He wants everyone to come up with lame parodies of offspring songs, he made one of Hand Grenades.

icklebabygremlin
10-01-2005, 04:10 PM
That was pretty lame basically all you did was replace a few words with bananas.
i no its not good but i have seen some good 1s in my time so try doing 1 better

Nirushika6789
10-01-2005, 04:10 PM
dont have any

WebDudette
10-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Let's make a better parody
Let's use some common sense
Let's make a better parody
Listen up, I'll tell you how

Theres the first stanza in what 2 minutes.

Offspring-Fanatic
10-01-2005, 08:54 PM
i made a really lame "parody" of Green Day's Holiday...it didnt even match up completely...it was just the chorus...and I called it "Waffle Day"

pretty_fly_white_guy858
10-01-2005, 09:00 PM
i made a really lame "parody" of Green Day's Holiday...it didnt even match up completely...it was just the chorus...and I called it "Waffle Day"
I remember that. That sucked ass.

SkyRocker
10-01-2005, 11:42 PM
Pffft...old
The banana thing is over since a long time.

Telekinesis
10-02-2005, 01:18 AM
I made a fragment of one for Special Delivery

Hey now can't you see your in my way?
Been standing here half the day

he he a bit lame but still makes sense

offspring fan
10-02-2005, 05:57 AM
You gotta keep 'em separated.

You like the latest fashions,
You'd like to keep 'em clean.
You take a trip every week to the laundromat,
Throw a load in the washing machine.

But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes,
You gotta sort 'em out first as everyone knows,
Remember bright colors and the others don't mix,
Before you wash 'em up, wash 'em up, wash 'em up, wash 'em up.

Hey!
Are your undies turning pink?
Take 'em out! (You gotta keep'em separated)
Hey! Are your cottons gonna shrink?
Sort 'em out! (You gotta keep'em separated)

Hey, then when it's time,
You can stick' em in the dryer,
You can hang 'em on a line.
Hey, it's laundry day!
thats from that guy wierd al or somthing.

shnooble
10-02-2005, 12:28 PM
This is 1 of mine, its crap I know...

Iím seeing this girl and she sneezes bits out of her mind
Well sheís got breathing problems of the allergy kind
Itís really annoying but I still like her a lot
I donít mean to be insensitive, but I canít stand all that snot.

Oh man she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay
She thinks sheís the victim
Yeah

Now I know sheíll feel embarrassed
If I tell her what I think
But if this carries on then
I think Iím gonna be sick

Oh man she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay
She says sheís the victim
But sheís sneezing all over me

I donít know why youíre bunged up
I donít know why you find it hard to breathe
Just do me a favour
Try not to sneeze all over me

Now sometimes she sniffs a lot non-stop, but I donít mind
But when she lets her nose keep running
Thatís where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how all the doctorsí appointments have gone
But I wish you wouldnít phone the clinic
When weíre gettiní it on

Oh man she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay
Sheís playing the victim
But sheís sneezing all over me
My god she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay

If you think that youíre OK
Then why do you leave a trail of snot?
Do you think we canít see it?
Well you should know that your nose runs a lot

I donít know why youíre bunged up
I donít know why you find it hard to breathe
Just do me a favour
Try not to sneeze all over me

wickedsparkle
10-02-2005, 01:01 PM
ha ha thats hilarous (sp?) shnooble :)

shnooble
10-02-2005, 01:04 PM
ha ha thats hilarous (sp?) shnooble :)

thanks :D (10)

wickedsparkle
10-02-2005, 01:08 PM
your welcome, but it is funny :p

shnooble
10-02-2005, 01:51 PM
Here's another that I've just finished and am proud of, its of self-esteem

I ate a bun for the tenth time today
A piece of pie then a big slice of cake
Found something healthy, I lost my nerve
I put it back and ate more dessert

I know I should eat fruit
Last time I tried it I nearly puked
Well I know itís not good for me
Itís not my fault that I just like to eat

Oh way oohh yeahÖ.

I make plans to eat out at night
I eat till 2 then they turn out the light
My empty fridge has got me so low
How Iíll fill it I donít even know

Oh way oohh yeahÖ.

When Iím saying that Iíll eat less ice-cream
Then I wonder where Iíll hide all the tubs
When theyíre saying that Iíll get a disease
Then I mention how theyíre always at pubs
Well I guess I should look after myself
But I really like it better this way
The more you measure
The more it shows youíre really there
Right? YeahÖ

Now Iíll relate this little bit
It happens more than Iíd like to admit
Late at night I find the fridge door
I had some ice-cream and I wanted some more

Well I know I should say no but
Its kind of hard coz I love cookie dough
I may be fat but Iím not obese
Iím just a sucker who just likes to eat

NDM1
10-02-2005, 03:06 PM
That was on a website, either your that guy who made ALL those paradies or your fucking ripping him off.

H1T_That
10-02-2005, 03:45 PM
that self esteem one is good, but the whole concept of replacing words to make the songs funny is pretty retarded and lame.....the thread starter should be ashamed of thierselves....banana grenades or sumthing...u even put any effort into that?..poor..

punk_riOt
10-02-2005, 08:28 PM
Let's make a better parody
Let's use some common sense
Let's make a better parody
Listen up, I'll tell you how

Theres the first stanza in what 2 minutes.




Hahahahaha. nice call.

lenar
10-03-2005, 03:14 AM
This is 1 of mine, its crap I know...

Iím seeing this girl and she sneezes bits out of her mind
Well sheís got breathing problems of the allergy kind
Itís really annoying but I still like her a lot
I donít mean to be insensitive, but I canít stand all that snot.

Oh man she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay
She thinks sheís the victim
Yeah

Now I know sheíll feel embarrassed
If I tell her what I think
But if this carries on then
I think Iím gonna be sick

Oh man she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay
She says sheís the victim
But sheís sneezing all over me

I donít know why youíre bunged up
I donít know why you find it hard to breathe
Just do me a favour
Try not to sneeze all over me

Now sometimes she sniffs a lot non-stop, but I donít mind
But when she lets her nose keep running
Thatís where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how all the doctorsí appointments have gone
But I wish you wouldnít phone the clinic
When weíre gettiní it on

Oh man she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay
Sheís playing the victim
But sheís sneezing all over me
My god she needs tissues
Or Iím gonna pay

If you think that youíre OK
Then why do you leave a trail of snot?
Do you think we canít see it?
Well you should know that your nose runs a lot

I donít know why youíre bunged up
I donít know why you find it hard to breathe
Just do me a favour
Try not to sneeze all over me


hahaha! I love it!

shnooble
10-03-2005, 11:33 AM
That was on a website, either your that guy who made ALL those paradies or your fucking ripping him off.

wtf?! i did write it!

wickedsparkle
10-03-2005, 11:41 AM
That was on a website, either your that guy who made ALL those paradies or your fucking ripping him off.
whats the website then? coz ive seen her write them and think some of them up.

WebDudette
10-03-2005, 01:31 PM
The laundary one I've heard before.

Nothing From Something
10-04-2005, 02:58 AM
http://www.amiright.com/parody/performers/o/offspring.shtml

Knock yourself out.

shnooble
10-04-2005, 10:52 AM
http://www.amiright.com/parody/performers/o/offspring.shtml

Knock yourself out.

Mine are on there!! :D