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Tubgirl
10-03-2005, 01:56 PM
Poll soon to come.

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:01 PM
I wanted to vote for a whole bunch of things, but then I saw it wasn't possible. crappy poll.

Tubgirl
10-03-2005, 02:04 PM
^ I figured too many people would want to do that, making missionary on everyone's list and the winner. That's why I went with favorites.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 02:04 PM
I wanted to vote for a whole bunch of things, but then I saw it wasn't possible. crappy poll.

w0rd. This poll sucks.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 02:09 PM
Talking about sex over the net is rather sad, its much better to talk about to some one of the other sex who is with you then do it over and over again :D

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:10 PM
*high fives with Tizz*

I'd vote for girl on top, doggy style & 69.

Tubgirl
10-03-2005, 02:11 PM
w0rd. This poll sucks.
You are just too slutty to decide which way you like to take it best. ;)

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-03-2005, 02:11 PM
With Klingon ears and vibrators shaped like phasers.

It's the only way, baby.

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:13 PM
You are just too slutty to decide which way you like to take it best. ;)
yeah, that's it.

*rollz eyez*

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 02:13 PM
You are just too slutty to decide which way you like to take it best. ;)

OMG.

Maybe I am.

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:13 PM
I know I am. =P

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 02:13 PM
With Klingon ears and vibrators shaped like phasers.

It's the only way, baby.
omg you make me laugh, and yes star trek is KEWL...

crazy_offspring_gal
10-03-2005, 02:14 PM
I voted Girl On Top... guys neva shif there weight to give a girl an them self pleasure at the same time :D

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:15 PM
I voted Girl On Top... guys neva shif there weight to give a girl an them self pleasure at the same time :D
mine does.. which makes missionary awesome, but just not quite awesome enough.

dalaksta
10-03-2005, 02:15 PM
girl on top of course!

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-03-2005, 02:16 PM
You should have had an option for Wishomie and Duracell:

"Magazine on top"

dalaksta
10-03-2005, 02:16 PM
girl on top is the only way to DO IT right
feels better for the guy, better view and feels better





thats wut i think
im a virgin but that is wut i would do

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:17 PM
*severely cracks up*

oh MAN! *wipes away a tear*

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:17 PM
girl on top is the only way to DO IT right
feels better for the guy, better view and feels better





thats wut i think
im a virgin but that is wut i would do
*cracks up again*

this is fucking GREAT material.

dalaksta
10-03-2005, 02:17 PM
You should have had an option for Wishomie and Duracell:

"Magazine on top"

lol
ur right
they can screw their mags but real screwing is better

dalaksta
10-03-2005, 02:18 PM
*cracks up again*

this is fucking GREAT material.

hey man, im not even 15 ok

WebDudette
10-03-2005, 02:19 PM
lol
ur right
they can screw their mags but real screwing is better

Ha... and you know this how.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 02:19 PM
You should have had an option for Wishomie and Duracell:

"Magazine on top"

Hahahaha.

And Dalaksa, if you're a virgin, you don't know what feels better, so shut up.

WebDudette
10-03-2005, 02:20 PM
Hahahaha.

And Dalaksa, if you're a virgin, you don't know what feels better, so shut up.

Agreed. ...

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:21 PM
hey man, im not even 15 ok
I'm not laughing at you for being a virgin, sweetheart. I've been a virgin for 17 years too, I do quite remember what it feels like. peachy.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 02:25 PM
omg you sad people, i was fucking at 15.... i might have done it at 14 but i was pissed and woke up next to a weird girl so it don't count if ya dnt remember it

JoY
10-03-2005, 02:29 PM
what. the. FUCK?!

hahahahahaha.

wheelchairman
10-03-2005, 02:34 PM
Very British...from the hood.

coke_a_holic
10-03-2005, 02:37 PM
With Klingon ears and vibrators shaped like phasers.

It's the only way, baby.
Klingon ears < Darth Vader helmets with paper hats on over them

wheelchairman
10-03-2005, 02:47 PM
White Trash, Star Trek will always beat star wars.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 02:52 PM
You talk about sex in almost half your posts.
Your tales of intercourse seem to be very stereotypical.
You bring up your sexual experience in threads that have nothing to do with sex.
Your profile says your 16. And British.

Just some observations. I'll let people infer from them what they will.
mate you don't know me nor do you know much about england, hell most people know the kids over here are fuking from thr age of 14 and up.

coke_a_holic
10-03-2005, 02:56 PM
mate you don't know me nor do you know much about england, hell most people know the kids over here are fuking from thr age of 14 and up.Judging from your apparently deformed knuckles, I wouldn't say you've been having your share of women, you dirty imbred waste of oxygen.

And WCM: Whatever, I'm not particularly fond of either.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 02:58 PM
lmfao na I only been with a few girls ( I aint no slag )

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-03-2005, 03:05 PM
It seems im the only one that has the guts to say that im a virgin.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:06 PM
Nimrod In Town']It seems im the only one that has the guts to say that im a virgin.
if your older then 16 I feel sorry for you.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-03-2005, 03:07 PM
if your older then 16 I feel sorry for you.

Yes, im 17. All the girls here ain't that slutty. And i feel sorry for you in general.

coke_a_holic
10-03-2005, 03:08 PM
lmfao na I only been with a few girls ( I aint no slag )
Are those few girls in your immediate family?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:10 PM
nope i don't know or like anybody in my family

coke_a_holic
10-03-2005, 03:11 PM
nope i don't know or like anybody in my family
....What the fuck?

0r4ng3
10-03-2005, 03:14 PM
....What the fuck?
Wow, took me a minute to figure that one out. Truly a "what the fuck" moment.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:16 PM
It was a sarcastic reply, ok let me put it this way, SHUT UP ABOUT MY FAMILY, I FUKING HATE THEM

coke_a_holic
10-03-2005, 03:17 PM
It was a sarcastic reply, ok let me put it this way, SHUT UP ABOUT MY FAMILY, I FUKING HATE THEM
Is that because they take turns touching you and your dad is also your uncle?

0r4ng3
10-03-2005, 03:17 PM
It was a sarcastic reply, ok let me put it this way, SHUT UP ABOUT MY FAMILY, I FUKING HATE THEM
I really can't see sarcasm in that post. Perhaps you didn't know what you typed until after you typed it?

Edit: I also second coke's question.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:20 PM
Is that because they take turns touching you and your dad is also your uncle?
lol mate you have some serious issue, now im just gonna ignore you cause listening to you is like banging my head agaist the wall

0r4ng3
10-03-2005, 03:20 PM
lol mate you have some serious issue, now im just gonna ignore you cause listening to you is like banging my head agaist the wall
Hey, I was about to say the same thing to you! High five!

offspring fan
10-03-2005, 03:25 PM
i get nasty :o .............................................no... ................i dont :(

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:26 PM
to all you virgins...........GO GET LAID

JohnnyNemesis
10-03-2005, 03:39 PM
*high fives with Tizz*

I'd vote for girl on top, doggy style & 69.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yep.

0r4ng3
10-03-2005, 03:40 PM
to all you virgins...........GO GET LAID
I'm not going to anytime soon, on the grounds that you're the one telling me to.

JohnnyNemesis
10-03-2005, 03:40 PM
You should have had an option for Wishomie and Duracell:

"Magazine on top"

HA! Well played.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:41 PM
im only 11. dipshit.
OI respect your elders and also if your only 11 sorry that message was for people aged 15 and up

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-03-2005, 03:42 PM
OI respect your elders and also if your only 11 sorry that message was for people aged 15 and up
No one would respect you. I doubt you're 19.

JohnnyNemesis
10-03-2005, 03:43 PM
Only immature teenagers use the "respect your elders" line.

0r4ng3
10-03-2005, 03:45 PM
Only immature teenagers use the "respect your elders" line.
And they only say it to other immature teenagers who are about a week younger than them.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:46 PM
If you must know im 16 and yes sometimes i do act immature, but why the fuck would i act mature for you guys?

barangatang
10-03-2005, 03:47 PM
I still a virgin, but my position to watch would be rodeo, or froggy.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-03-2005, 03:48 PM
If you must know im 16 and yes sometimes i do act immature, but why the fuck would i act mature for you guys?
I knew it. You little immature boy.

coke_a_holic
10-03-2005, 03:48 PM
If you must know im 16 and yes sometimes i do act immature, but why the fuck would i act mature for you guys?
But you haven't explained your deformed knuckles or your inability to even pretend you could ever have sex with anyone.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-03-2005, 03:50 PM
But you haven't explained your deformed knuckles or your inability to even pretend you could ever have sex with anyone.
WTF ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUR YOU TWAT

JoY
10-03-2005, 04:38 PM
no one else voted for 69??!

pussies.

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 04:55 PM
no one else voted for 69??!

pussies.

I would have, if I could have voted more. But I'm in need of some cock.

(Edit: I didn't just say that, did I?)

JoY
10-03-2005, 04:56 PM
you get cock with 69, just not between your legs.

*shares your overshare-mode*

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 04:57 PM
That's not overshare, that's common knowledge ;)

JoY
10-03-2005, 05:02 PM
hahaha, point.
hey, looks like MY cock just walked in the door. =D *happies again*

Tizzalicious
10-03-2005, 05:04 PM
Ooooooh, nice! Well have fun then! I'll just go to sleep. I won't be having any cock for a little longer. Night!!!

beautifulnightmare
10-03-2005, 05:14 PM
i'm a virgin thanx >_>

Preocupado
10-03-2005, 08:07 PM
I like the palm tree with shaking coconuts.

Amanda
10-03-2005, 08:10 PM
Dammit, you can't vote on more than one!

JoY
10-04-2005, 03:39 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yep.
lolz, we have the same taste in sex.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-04-2005, 04:33 AM
HA! this thread is so funny.... i still think girls on top is better :rolleyes: ;)

ninthlayer
10-04-2005, 04:36 AM
Who narrows it down to one position? Jeez.

Tizzalicious
10-04-2005, 04:37 AM
Who narrows it down to one position? Jeez.

Ha, someone else who's too slutty to pick one.

ninthlayer
10-04-2005, 04:37 AM
I'm a prude.

JohnnyNemesis
10-04-2005, 07:15 AM
lolz, we have the same taste in sex.

dats cuz we invented da secxks.

Izie
10-04-2005, 07:26 AM
I'm definitely too slutty to pick just one, sorry.

pretty fly 88
10-04-2005, 10:32 AM
I'm proud to be a virgin! :p

killer_queen
10-04-2005, 10:53 AM
Stop making threads about sex. I feel myself like a poor little child who's looking at a garden full of rich children playing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-04-2005, 10:54 AM
I'm a bluff old traditionalist. Out of all those I still prefer missionary.

dalaksta
10-04-2005, 01:15 PM
OMFG. Post of the month.

yea thats right POST OF THE MONTH! i dont care if thats an insalt

dalaksta
10-04-2005, 01:17 PM
*cracks up again*

this is fucking GREAT material.

hey at least i have a life! 7000 posts! yea wut do u do besides make posts??? DICK HEAD! u get horny off guys fuck hole! and ur proud of it YA QUERE!!!

Tizzalicious
10-04-2005, 01:41 PM
hey at least i have a life! 7000 posts! yea wut do u do besides make posts??? DICK HEAD! u get horny off guys fuck hole! and ur proud of it YA QUERE!!!

What the fuck?

China Boy
10-04-2005, 02:09 PM
^
I second that.

And, yes I'm a virgin. It was my own choice though. I had a chance not long ago, but I didn't think I was ready for it...

Trippy
10-04-2005, 02:10 PM
^
And, yes I'm a virgin. It was my own choice though. I had a chance not long ago, but I didn't think I was ready for it...

yeah right, the oldest explanation ever!

coke_a_holic
10-04-2005, 02:41 PM
Trippy, just because you're horribly alone and need to pretend you're too good for the BBS doesn't mean you actually are too good for the boards. Please destroy your fingers with a sledge hammer.

Kerr
10-04-2005, 02:42 PM
I am a virgin but I'd happily do a 69 with some hot girl.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-04-2005, 02:49 PM
I'm a virgin, but i'll do a girl on top position. Maybe anal.

Betty
10-04-2005, 04:00 PM
It was a REALLY, REALLY, hard call between girl on top and 69. Because sometimes the 69 is fantastic, but sometimes it just doesn't work out the greatest, so the first is more consistent.

But really, I've probalby got about 4-5 favourites.