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wheelchairman
10-05-2005, 03:54 PM
We all know it's fun to put quotes in signatures. But there are just so many quotes, and so little space. I thought there is a large need for this topic. Anyways here I go, first a convo on the bbs between Dave and I


Per, you damn liberal fag. Stop being such a fag, fag.


TUNB, I'm not a fag. Wanna make out?


I don't make out with fags.

Not Danish fags anyway.

...

Aww, what the hell. Cm'ere, hot stuff.


and last but not least, a quote by me, because this reference to Christian rock went completely uncommented


Wheel-man, is an awesome mod
who reigns, other bands with wisdom
power and love,
our Mod, is an awesome Mod.



P.S. Moderators, it is my personal wish that you delete all posts that are made by people who are non-1337, plebian folks. Like Wishomie, or HeadAroundU, or trippy, or that nikarishgu person. pls. This is a topic that is meant to be quotes of people, being interesting.

Trippy
10-05-2005, 04:07 PM
Shut up, baby face.

OH NO, WHAT DID I DO, LEET IS NOW CHASING ME. :( :( :(

Tizzalicious
10-05-2005, 04:11 PM
Baby face?

HeadAroundU
10-05-2005, 04:13 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/6084.gif
Megs + HAU = big love

lol....wait a minute...my hair isn't blonde... tis an imposter!

Ok I'll give you cap!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/5937.gif
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :)

wheelchairman
10-05-2005, 04:14 PM
See, that's why.

Tizzalicious
10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
I see your point.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-05-2005, 04:18 PM
Uh, isn't there a thread like this already?

Anyway:


Sin Studly is a faggot who needs to get a life.
That's not the funny part.


He's had sex.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


I have sex with men all the time, but I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.


Let's go kill more Jews. Starting with Jenny.

0r4ng3
10-05-2005, 04:22 PM
Endy, In a thread about San Andreas:
i prefer the kidnapping game that's sweeping germany: grand theft otto.

wheelchairman
10-05-2005, 04:24 PM
^I'm loving it.

barangatang
10-05-2005, 04:24 PM
i prefer the kidnapping game that's sweeping germany: grand theft otto.

aaahhahahahaha.

heres one:

Im not a pussie, im a dick, i fuck the pussies

JohnnyNemesis
10-05-2005, 04:37 PM
That one from Noodles II was horrible.

Here are my favorites:


I bet Peyton's wife screams Tom Brady's name in bed.


you have made my mood from :D to :mad:


As the day is long. Want to find out how long my.. erm.. day is? ;)


Mmmmm, I'm down for some AFC East fornication. Though if ultrasounds show that our kid conceieved as a result of this will be a Dolphins fan then we're having a fucking abortion.


Latinos are people who speak LATIN [ do you speak latin?]


well rap sux and i give up im not gonna listen to ur shit oh yea well i just reported ur ass to the offspring so enjoy of getting banned from this site

Followed by:


Hahaha. I got a mental image of Dexter taking a sip of his coffee, reading slayer/metallicafan's report, spitting out the coffee, blinking and going "the BASTARD!!"

barangatang
10-05-2005, 04:41 PM
That one from Noodles II was horrible.
I realized how stupid my post was, so I quickly dug something up.

ruroken
10-05-2005, 04:41 PM
...Adriann made the thread.
MUST...NOT...BUMP...

wheelchairman
10-05-2005, 04:42 PM
oh my god, Eros quotes (unfortunately we had to delete some classics)


Some women are proud of their big an sensitive clitorises. What do you think Adriann?

This just happened

[23:43:02] Iza: we could make a tizz-pizza
[23:43:06] wheel chair : hahahah
[23:43:11] wheel chair : and we could feed it to Sim
[23:43:12] Iza: like, put the ingredients on her
[23:43:15] wheel chair : she eats 1337
[23:43:16] Iza: and eat em
HAHAHAHAHHAA
[23:43:19] Tizzalicious: oh em gee
[23:43:25] Tizzalicious: rowr
[23:43:27] wheel chair : actually, that's not hawt at all
[23:43:33] Iza: yeah, I know
[23:43:34] Tizzalicious: no?
[23:43:34] wheel chair : especially after we bake tizz
[23:43:37] Tizzalicious: bake
[23:43:40] Tizzalicious: Im not a jew
[23:43:43] wheel chair : I don't eat cold pizza
[23:43:45] wheel chair : HAHAHAH
[23:43:45] Tizzalicious: I dont have to go in the oven
[23:43:49] Tizzalicious: and Im hot
[23:43:50] Tizzalicious: not cold

JohnnyNemesis
10-05-2005, 04:44 PM
Haha yeah, but we still have some:


OH HONEY,YOU CAN'T BE AGAINST ME!
(SPECIALLY WHEN I'M OFFLINE)

sex with someone of the oposite sex is SEX
sex with EROS is THE BEST 'SEX'
sex with Adriann* would be PETIFILIA OR PEDOPHILIA
sex with someone of the same sex is ABOMINATION
sex with Sin Studly would be SHARIN-AIDS-AND-STUPIDITY-PHILIA
sex with LINDA* would be...

Tizzalicious
10-05-2005, 04:44 PM
Hahahaha

Oww, my laugh was too short.

wheelchairman
10-05-2005, 04:46 PM
Hahahaha

Oww, my laugh was too short.
Just like you.
oooh a zinger!

Tizzalicious
10-05-2005, 04:46 PM
Just like you.
oooh a zinger!

Haha, damn. Fuck you. In je kont.

Endymion
10-05-2005, 04:51 PM
oh my god, Eros quotes (unfortunately we had to delete some classics)
we still have this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10304).

Tizzalicious
10-05-2005, 05:08 PM
Okay, so Per told me to post this. It has a bit of his reaction to what I said, because I loved that bit.

[23:03:46] Tizzalicious: I want your skinny body
[23:03:50] Wheel Chair : hahahah <3
[23:03:56] Tizzalicious: well I look like an ethypian
[23:04:04] Tizzalicious: well, less than before
[23:04:33] Tizzalicious: so we can rub our bones together
[23:04:53] Wheel Chair : hahaha
[23:05:00] Wheel Chair : the shit you say sometimes is just so fucked
up
[23:05:04] Wheel Chair : fuck
[23:05:05] Wheel Chair : hahaha
[23:05:11] Tizzalicious: well you said I looked like one
[23:05:16] Wheel Chair : I gotta tell someone you said that
[23:05:19] Wheel Chair : I know :P
[23:05:21] Tizzalicious: hahaha
[23:05:32] Tizzalicious: go tell someone
[23:05:39] Wheel Chair : but hahah that really is fucked up
[23:05:47] Tizzalicious: I didnt think it was that funny
[23:05:51] Tizzalicious: I was serious :(
[23:06:00] Wheel Chair : I know
[23:06:03] Tizzalicious: hahha

Drummerguy123
10-05-2005, 05:11 PM
There was one, but I don't remember who said it.


To infinity and beyond, bitch.

barangatang
10-05-2005, 05:12 PM
There was one, but I don't remember who said it.

It was rancid guyxxx

Tizzalicious
10-05-2005, 05:21 PM
The alpha male approaches the female through an internet communication device most commonly known as Em-Es-En. Through this program the pair connects virtually. To the female, this communication is important in terms of emotional bonding. To the male, it could be described as "foreplay".

Sanni = <3

JohnnyNemesis
10-05-2005, 05:25 PM
Fresh new addition:


go to lick lama's ass!

0r4ng3
10-05-2005, 05:30 PM
Another new quote

And up next on FOX: When Retards Reunite!

the_offsprings_monkey
10-05-2005, 05:31 PM
lol classic....................

0r4ng3
10-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Quoted from Adrainn's thread:

"Because, the car."
- PunkerThanYou
It's one of those quotes where I don't know the meaning, but still very funny.

JohnnyNemesis
10-05-2005, 05:45 PM
I'm super lame because I used that SAME NotOzymandias quote from the Adriann thread in this one.

I lose :(

0r4ng3
10-05-2005, 06:06 PM
I'll be a step lamer and use one I already sigged.
I did that with Endy's quote, but then I took it out of my sig. I'm the lamest of them all. I win and lose.

The Darkside Has Cookies
10-05-2005, 06:09 PM
Im too lazy to go back and quote it plus I can't remember what thread its in,but I was talking about how Dave could become a woman and I said "You could stick your penis in a fan." and he said "Do they make fans that big?"

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-06-2005, 09:12 AM
Endy's one made me guffaw like no other quote I've ever seen.

My recent favourite:


I'm so friggin thick.. what is Orange County?


Kill yourself, that's what.

And one involving Justin from aaaaages ago:


You know, it's so nice that on the internet people can talk without being judged on their sexuality, race or creed.


Shut up, fag.

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2005, 09:18 AM
God, I love ninth.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-06-2005, 09:20 AM
God, I love ninth.

Some posts really make me laugh. THAT one was just.. it was something special, to say the least.

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2005, 09:24 AM
This one was awesome:


Ninth just sent me a PM.


Witty like you, you long haired faggot.


That made me giggle.

From this thread: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10082

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-06-2005, 09:26 AM
-Sigh- I wish I were Ninth. :(

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2005, 09:28 AM
-Sigh- I wish I were Ninth. :(

Making out with Per and having Sunny WANT to make out with you? Could life be any sweeter?!

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2005, 09:31 AM
Oh, and one time RXP said something along the lines of "He listens to Bon Jovi, he MUST have a huge cock!" on MSN. That had me laughing forever and ever.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-06-2005, 09:38 AM
A few more I dug up:


1337 is this board's gang. It is both a way of life and a state of mind for the superior users. We communicate secret messages to each other in binary and have excellent skin complexions.

This one was just pathetic, but still kinda funny:


No shit, sherlock shitface.

In a thread by Vera called "I am drunk..":


And I feel like sharing that this is a stupid board and you should all re-evaluate your reasons for living.

Thanks.


bye.

BREAK
10-06-2005, 10:29 AM
Sticky this thread for sure.

BREAK
10-06-2005, 01:14 PM
Delete THAT^ stupid-ass post for sure.

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 04:05 PM
-Sigh- I wish I were Ninth. :(


Making out with Per and having Sunny WANT to make out with you? Could life be any sweeter?!

awesomeness. And I know awesomeness. I have a PH.D in it.

Tizzalicious
10-07-2005, 02:34 AM
He didn't even reply to that. Looks like he doesn't like the idea of making out with you. (OR with Sunny, but I doubt that one)

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 02:40 AM
hay all, any1 wanna chat in general?
whos ur fav.offspring member?
lol sorry im just like bord!
plz reply,
xx lil kim xx :p

I'd love to chat. But not with you.

best quote ever

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 10:03 AM
He didn't even reply to that. Looks like he doesn't like the idea of making out with you. (OR with Sunny, but I doubt that one)

Oh, I missed it. Sha.

Of course I want to make out with Sunny and Per. But Per and I have already made out. He's so scrummy.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 12:05 PM
Im Steve as my friends call me,but my gangsta name is "Stevie Cool".

*Dies of laughter*

That Punk Kid You Love
10-07-2005, 12:29 PM
*Dies of laughter*



Why did you add "R"?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:05 PM
Why did you add "R"?

Got the name wrong. Duly edited.

But still, though.. "gangsta name"? "Stevie Cool"? Oh my god.

memento
10-07-2005, 01:33 PM
Vera's a legend:-


RXP: Yes, I would have fucked you. Twice. Even if you are one of the stupidest people I have ever encountered online.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-07-2005, 01:41 PM
Got the name wrong. Duly edited.

But still, though.. "gangsta name"? "Stevie Cool"? Oh my god.


My friend and me made a fake gang and walked around in girl pants and bandana's saying "Emo gangstas 4 life yo! Gun shots and tear drops!" My name was Stevie Cool. I told him it should have been Steve-H.

Vera
10-07-2005, 01:43 PM
Vera's a legend:-
Who the fuck are you?

That Punk Kid You Love
10-07-2005, 01:46 PM
Who the fuck are you?

He's the Master of The Prostitutes.

Tizzalicious
10-07-2005, 07:53 PM
You made me wet again

To me. Today. In real life.

Hawtness. s

wheelchairman
10-08-2005, 12:54 PM
Do the Offspring hate Russia?
Apparently thinking this, made her really sad and confused.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=581411#post581411

Tizzalicious
10-08-2005, 11:12 PM
To me. Today. In real life.

Hawtness. s

Haha, I didn't even remember posting that.

We said better stuff last night though. We are teh funnies.

Tizzalicious
10-09-2005, 12:28 AM
hp says:
4 boobies > 2 boobies

wheelchairman
05-04-2007, 04:59 PM
Tizz: "I really do like the Beatles."
Per: "This is Queen..."

I couldn't find the right thread.

H1T_That
05-05-2007, 03:56 AM
Tizz: "I really do like the Beatles."
Per: "This is Queen..."

I couldn't find the right thread.

Incidently, which song was it?

wheelchairman
05-05-2007, 05:33 AM
It was "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love."

Paint_It_Black
05-05-2007, 05:46 AM
That makes it so much worse, somehow.