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DirtyMagical
10-05-2005, 04:51 PM
Lyrics about non-comformity that speak the truth:
(Mindless Self Indulgence - You'll Rebel Against Anything(As long as it's not challenging)


It's time you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin

Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons


I found these to be fucking hilarious, and I couldn't agree more.
Yay for MSI!

BREAK
10-05-2005, 04:57 PM
"Stop the show listen up cause we've got something to say and it's important
Can't hear the notes you play or the words you say and you're not changing the world
Just a few more moments of your time, just a few more moments while I speak
So we can change your mind
We're all breaking ground, bringing the revolution around
Support this support that once again it's all an act
Wasting our time on you stop
The worst music I've ever heard, honesty that touches a nerve
The words fall onto the floor, drive home with no lessons learned
Soon the content outweighs the form, with time the sound gets boring
For you and for me this posture is self-serving"

- Botch, "C. Thomas Howell As The 'Soul Man'"

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-05-2005, 05:01 PM
I said,
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still, still
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

You think, think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?

Stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck

Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still, still
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still followin' me
Is it simple enough for you and everybody just to stand here while still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

You think, think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just don't get it!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?

Stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck

It's under your nose x4

It's over your head x4

It's out of your reach x3

You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Stupid Motherfucker- Mindless Self Indulgence

DirtyMagical
10-05-2005, 05:46 PM
That's the weakest song on that album, which also makes the least sense without the music..
Wait, how is this relevant?