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wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 09:52 AM
What's the deal? I mean, literally everything about you screams "I'm really fucking stupid." Everything from your location, to your profile, to your terrible screen name, to the fact that you can't communicate in English at a level higher than most kindergartners.

kami_mathieu
10-06-2005, 09:56 AM
dont know the guy, please quote his stupidness.

Sinister
10-06-2005, 10:09 AM
dont know the guy, please quote his stupidness.

just look around and you'll find tons.

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 10:10 AM
Sinister, you're a retard too. Just one of a lesser caliber.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 10:11 AM
Yeah, he's annoying.

Sinister
10-06-2005, 10:12 AM
Sinister, you're a retard too.

indeed. much more than you will ever know.

Vera
10-06-2005, 10:13 AM
You're more of a retard than we will ever know?

.....

Hokay.

And WCM, seconded. He's one of the few people I've ignored just based on personality (I otherwise just ignore people with ugly avatars and spammers).

Sinister
10-06-2005, 10:15 AM
You're more of a retard than we will ever know?


yes thats what I said. and I admit everything bad about myself. "it's ok cause I got no self esteem" -> describes me perfectly.

Slim Pickens The Bomb Rider
10-06-2005, 10:24 AM
At least he's honest ;) :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 10:26 AM
Thanks wheelchairguy you win this months FUCK YOU award, anyways what sort of lame fucker opens a thread based upon somebody who pisses them off, you do know your like just gonna make me worst by doing this.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 10:30 AM
Thanks wheelchairguy you win this months FUCK YOU award.

Hahha *pisses her self laughing*... Dont worry WCM...you got my vote for sure!

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 10:32 AM
This is British humor?

There went the last claim to fame the British has with me...

and Offspring's Monkey, I only read your posts when I want to. Seeing as I have you ignore listed, by all means, get worse.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 10:34 AM
yea...umm is this the bit where I think your opinion matters?

icklebabygremlin
10-06-2005, 10:35 AM
Thanks wheelchairguy you win this months FUCK YOU award, anyways what sort of lame fucker opens a thread based upon somebody who pisses them off, you do know your like just gonna make me worst by doing this.
didnt you win it?

kami_mathieu
10-06-2005, 10:36 AM
you do know your like just gonna make me worst by doing this.

I dont get it... worst of what?

Vera
10-06-2005, 10:40 AM
Oh noez, getting on an idiot's bad side!

Spare us.

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 10:40 AM
If you don't care, why do you continue replying to me?

Furthermore, what's with the tough guy act? You act like you have a small penis. Seriously, you aren't ghetto, and your attitudes are just childish.

Please, reply again saying you don't care, in fact, I bet there is an offspring song that expresses your lie.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 10:48 AM
I dont get it... worst of what?
I ment i'll just post even more junk

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 11:30 AM
This is British humor?

There went the last claim to fame the British has with me...

and Offspring's Monkey, I only read your posts when I want to. Seeing as I have you ignore listed, by all means, get worse.
You hate the british.... but ur typing in british!........ EH?!

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 11:38 AM
You hate the british.... but ur typing in british!........ EH?!
British is a language?

Tizzalicious
10-06-2005, 11:48 AM
Thanks wheelchairguy you win this months FUCK YOU award, anyways what sort of lame fucker opens a thread based upon somebody who pisses them off, you do know your like just gonna make me worst by doing this.

I had to read this 3 times before I knew what you meant. And that's not because I'm stupid.

Tizzalicious
10-06-2005, 11:49 AM
British is a language?

Didn't you know love?

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 12:01 PM
Didn't you know love?
I kinda feel like the main character from "Invasion of the Pod People."

Waking up and finding out everyone speaks British.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:10 PM
British is a language?
I Dont know.... meh... no wait.. what lauguage am i talking now?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:12 PM
British is a language?
she means english cock wod

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:15 PM
she means english cock wod
I bet he dont have a clue what "jog on boy" means... ha :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:20 PM
I bet he dont have a clue what "jog on boy" means... ha :D
ummm yea neither do I.........

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:22 PM
ummm yea neither do I.........
Meh.. seriously i give up.. it means ; "run along" "piss off" yea.. :D

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:23 PM
Meh do i even bother..

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:23 PM
IDK im just spamming this fucking ghay thread , might fill it with teh pr0n

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:23 PM
No wait i do..

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:24 PM
IDK im just spamming this fucking ghay thread , might fill it with teh pr0n
Classy lol.... OMFGZZ111!1!! You want lesbo p0rn0!!!

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:26 PM
babes wtf you doing with lezzer porn?

The Darkside Has Cookies
10-06-2005, 12:26 PM
Monkey,you suck. Not only are you stupid and egofrantic,your English too. So basicly your a Bluetoothed retarded kid that thinks hes not retarded and blue toothed,and nobody wants that unless your English and retarded if so then have a fucking ball.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:27 PM
Monkey,you suck. Not only are you stupid and egofrantic,your English too. So basicly your a Bluetoothed retarded kid that thinks hes not retarded and blue toothed,and nobody wants that unless your English and retarded if so then have a fucking ball.
you wrote al that yet I won't read it, what a shame :D

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:27 PM
babes wtf you doing with lezzer porn?
I havnt got lesbo p0rn0!!... YOU HAVE! nah just j/k

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:28 PM
you wrote al that yet I won't read it, what a shame :D
I did... something about a ball? lol

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:29 PM
yea you love balls don't you

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:32 PM
yea you love balls don't you
Lmfao :rolleyes:

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:33 PM
lol anyways this topic is really pointless

crazy_offspring_gal
10-06-2005, 12:34 PM
lol anyways this topic is really pointless
Its about you.. so how can it be pointless :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 12:36 PM
Its about you.. so how can it be pointless :D
stop trying to get me into bed kim...

Mentally_Challenged
10-06-2005, 01:33 PM
didnt you win it?

Heh, that rather made me laugh... =O

coke_a_holic
10-06-2005, 01:52 PM
I kinda feel like the main character from "Invasion of the Pod People."

Waking up and finding out everyone speaks British.
I fucking love that movie. Also, the offspring monkey is indeed the scum of the BBS. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in him whatsoever except for that he is in containment on that horrible island.

Pot Noodles
10-06-2005, 02:01 PM
on that horrible island.


Hey man,..........it's not that bad.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 02:09 PM
I fucking love that movie. Also, the offspring monkey is indeed the scum of the BBS. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in him whatsoever except for that he is in containment on that horrible island.
hey man back off

Sinister
10-06-2005, 02:29 PM
the offspring monkey is indeed the scum of the BBS. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in him whatsoever

word. seriously.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 02:33 PM
:D I'd just like to thank all the people that hate me. upon making this topic you have made me want to stay and never leave, btw i was planing to leave aswell

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 03:50 PM
COG- English is what you mean. However I prefer to call it the American Language. Since we, as a nation, have a higher-spelling ability than you and your countrymen do.

However, not only do I speak and write English. I can also communicate in the following langauges at a decent level:
Danish,
Swedish,
Norwegian,
French,

and I can get around well enough in,
German,
Spanish.

What experience do you have in foreing languages? Because I'm fairly certain I can say more things that you would not understand, than you can in your pig-language.

ichoose90
10-06-2005, 03:57 PM
dA 0fFsPr1nG m0nk3y 1z a iDi0t!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 04:00 PM
dA 0fFsPr1nG m0nk3y 1z a iDi0t!
Yes, we know.

Sinister
10-06-2005, 04:04 PM
COG- English is what you mean. However I prefer to call it the American Language. Since we, as a nation, have a higher-spelling ability than you and your countrymen do.

However, not only do I speak and write English. I can also communicate in the following langauges at a decent level:
Danish,
Swedish,
Norwegian,
French,

and I can get around well enough in,
German,
Spanish.

What experience do you have in foreing languages? Because I'm fairly certain I can say more things that you would not understand, than you can in your pig-language.

first, what in the world is a "langauge" ?
second, why the hell did you bother learning french ?

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 04:08 PM
first, what in the world is a "langauge" ?
second, why the hell did you bother learning french ?
Language, is a typo. The first incorrect thing I've written in this thread. As opposed to the collective set of mistakes, made by every brit.

I enjoy French. And a lot of the francophonic world does not do so well with regards to English.

Pot Noodles
10-06-2005, 04:12 PM
. However I prefer to call it the American Language. Since we, as a nation, have a higher-spelling ability than you and your countrymen do.

.


How do you know that for sure?

It was invented by the English, most countries use it because of the British Empire (RIP), and so it should remain called English.

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 04:13 PM
How do you know that for sure?

It was invented by the English, most countries use it because of the British Empire (RIP), and so it should remain called English.
Because the advent of Text-culture in English, has significantly destroyed the British ability to spell. The Americans don't use cellular phones for text messages.

And we can call it whatever we want. Our language is more different from yours, than Norwegian was from Danish.

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2005, 04:20 PM
Oh for fuck's sake, PLEASE tell me she didn't really think "British" was a language.

Nirushika6789
10-06-2005, 04:21 PM
Oh for fuck's sake, PLEASE tell me she didn't really think "British" was a language.
i think she just made a mistake....

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 04:22 PM
i think she just made a mistake....
She is a mistake. A big mistake.

_ߥ_vil_
10-06-2005, 04:22 PM
Oh for fuck's sake, PLEASE tell me she didn't really think "British" was a language.

Yeah but she made it sound cute :D

JohnnyNemesis
10-06-2005, 04:23 PM
i think she just made a mistake....

Yeah, but making that mistake while trying to imply that someone ELSE is stupid kinda makes you look double stupid. Or, in this case, quadruple.

_ߥ_vil_
10-06-2005, 04:23 PM
Nimrod In Town']She is a mistake. A big mistake.

L00k whos talking.......people pick on you all the time......mistake, my eye!!!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-06-2005, 04:24 PM
L00k whos talking.......people pick on you all the time......mistake, my eye!!!

What's your point?

Pot Noodles
10-06-2005, 04:24 PM
Because the advent of Text-culture in English, has significantly destroyed the British ability to spell. The Americans don't use cellular phones for text messages.

Its a generation that will pass.


And we can call it whatever we want. Our language is more different from yours, than Norwegian was from Danish.

I see.

wheelchairman
10-06-2005, 04:26 PM
Its generation that will pass.

What the hell do you mean? SPEAK THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE.

Or maybe I should try communicating with you at your level.

um wot r u sayng???+ i dun speek british.

_ߥ_vil_
10-06-2005, 04:28 PM
Nimrod In Town']What's your point?

The fact that you've just contradicted? (right word???) yourself!

Nirushika6789
10-06-2005, 04:30 PM
Yeah, but making that mistake while trying to imply that someone ELSE is stupid kinda makes you look double stupid. Or, in this case, quadruple.
yea i se what you mean....ah well....we all cant be perfect

Pot Noodles
10-06-2005, 04:31 PM
I meant it's an age group that wont be around for ever, and hopefully be replaced with British that can spell.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 05:26 PM
Nimrod In Town']She is a mistake. A big mistake.
Shut the fuck up you prick and leave her alone, your a mistake, a fucking catastrophic mistake.

coke_a_holic
10-06-2005, 05:50 PM
Shut the fuck up you prick and leave her alone, your a mistake, a fucking catastrophic mistake.
Don't hurt yourself.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-06-2005, 06:03 PM
Don't hurt yourself.
I never knew you cared

Human
10-06-2005, 06:57 PM
Thanks wheelchairguy you win this months FUCK YOU award, anyways what sort of lame fucker opens a thread based upon somebody who pisses them off
That's the most retarded"award" I have ever heard of and tons of people make threads like these.

Cyclone
10-06-2005, 07:08 PM
I think he should be banned from this place. He starts fights and spams all the time! This guy's a lunatic!!!

Human
10-06-2005, 07:10 PM
I think he should be banned from this place. He starts fights and spams all the time! This guy's a lunatic!!!
Nah, he's okay.

platinumpt
10-06-2005, 08:29 PM
This thread is fucking spam. Since the very first post.

EDIT: I'm kinda suprised no one said anything about it.

0r4ng3
10-06-2005, 08:36 PM
This thread is fucking spam. Since the very first post.

EDIT: I'm kinda suprised no one said anything about it.
Maybe no one said anything because it's not spam. That'll do it.

barangatang
10-06-2005, 10:01 PM
COG- English is what you mean. However I prefer to call it the American Language. Since we, as a nation, have a higher-spelling ability than you and your countrymen do.

However, not only do I speak and write English. I can also communicate in the following langauges at a decent level:
Danish,
Swedish,
Norwegian,
French,

and I can get around well enough in,
German,
Spanish.

What experience do you have in foreing languages? Because I'm fairly certain I can say more things that you would not understand, than you can in your pig-language.

I wish I was bilingual like you. I can barely speak spanish.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 01:34 AM
I think he should be banned from this place. He starts fights and spams all the time! This guy's a lunatic!!!
I know you love me really, come on admit it you want a hug.

Tizzalicious
10-07-2005, 02:20 AM
It was invented by the English, most countries use it because of the British Empire (RIP), and so it should remain called English.

Americans can definitely call it American. Simply because it's different.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 02:23 AM
We invented it

Tizzalicious
10-07-2005, 02:32 AM
So what? We invented Dutch, doesn't mean people in Africa can't call it Afrikaans, or Belgians can't call in Flemish. Both of them (British and American English evolved and they are different now.)

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 02:39 AM
Oh for fuck's sake, PLEASE tell me she didn't really think "British" was a language.
Yea so... By the way.. a few things you should know about me..

1. i have bad blonde moments
2. im not even blonde
3. yea i can act stupid but can also sound cute at the same time
4. i dont even know why i am doing this because no one fucking cares!

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 02:41 AM
dA 0fFsPr1nG m0nk3y 1z a iDi0t!
EDIT : My Idiot! :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 02:43 AM
Yea so... By the way.. a few things you should know about me..

1. i have bad blonde moments
2. im not even blonde
3. yea i can act stupid but can also sound cute at the same time
4. i dont even know why i am doing this because no one fucking cares!
I'll care babe if you kiss me

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 02:44 AM
COG- English is what you mean. However I prefer to call it the American Language. Since we, as a nation, have a higher-spelling ability than you and your countrymen do.

However, not only do I speak and write English. I can also communicate in the following langauges at a decent level:
Danish,
Swedish,
Norwegian,
French,

and I can get around well enough in,
German,
Spanish.

What experience do you have in foreing languages? Because I'm fairly certain I can say more things that you would not understand, than you can in your pig-language.

Yes, well i may LOOK stupid.. but as a metter of fact i can speak several launguages my self including -
German,
French,
Maltese (cant spell it properly)
and spanish!

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 02:44 AM
I'll care babe if you kiss me
w00t.. hell yea :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 02:46 AM
Yes, well i may LOOK stupid.. but as a metter of fact i can speak several launguages my self including -
German,
French,
Maltese (cant spell it properly)
and spanish!
you can't speak german, remember when I told you to eat my shit in german...it was funny

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 02:49 AM
you can't speak german, remember when I told you to eat my shit in german...it was funny
I can .. the basics anyway. i dont think they teach us how to say "eat my shit" at school! lol

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 02:51 AM
I can .. the basics anyway. i dont think they teach us how to say "eat my shit" at school! lol
should I act like I care now kim

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 02:54 AM
should I act like I care now kim
Yea.. you should! :rolleyes:

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 03:05 AM
*Acts like he cares* yea thats real good work kim

wheelchairman
10-07-2005, 03:28 AM
3. yea i can act stupid but can also sound cute at the same time

You are what's wrong with the human race. Hitler made a mistake, not the Jews, but the Brits are what we need to take care of.

Silly Hitler.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 03:32 AM
You are what's wrong with the human race. Hitler made a mistake, not the Jews, but the Brits are what we need to take care of.

Silly Hitler.
How do you know my nickname?!?! *Kid hitler hugs a jew*

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 03:54 AM
Hopefully you'll end up ignoring yourself. You're ugly as fuck. More so, I'd say.
Haha... good one! :D

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 03:55 AM
Haha... good one! :D
bad kim, never side with the french

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 03:57 AM
bad kim, never side with the french
But.. but... meh

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 03:58 AM
I'm chuckling to myself... anyhow, how've you been? Shitty weather down here, so I guess in England it must be grizzly...
Yea.. its pretty dull were i live at the moment.. should brighten up tho :D

But... i hate england anyway...

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 04:38 AM
Yea.. its pretty dull were i live at the moment.. should brighten up tho :D

But... i hate england anyway...
OMFG you french lover, your DUMPED

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 04:39 AM
OMFG you french lover, your DUMPED
OMFG!! UR NOT MY BF ANYMORE! ;)

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 04:52 AM
OMFG!! UR NOT MY BF ANYMORE! ;)
I know im your husband........j/k

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 04:53 AM
I know im your husband........j/k
*ahem*.. yea babes..

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 04:55 AM
*ahem*.. yea babes..
oh yea *shuts up*

dalaksta
10-07-2005, 04:57 AM
What's the deal? I mean, literally everything about you screams "I'm really fucking stupid." Everything from your location, to your profile, to your terrible screen name, to the fact that you can't communicate in English at a level higher than most kindergartners.

yea ur right. lots of the guys on this forum cant speak english worth shit man. GO TO A FORUM THAT SPEAKS UR OWN LANGUAGE!!!

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 05:01 AM
yea ur right. lots of the guys on this forum cant speak english worth shit man. GO TO A FORUM THAT SPEAKS UR OWN LANGUAGE!!!
You and UR better aint you. I love the way you say you're like UR

JohnnyNemesis
10-07-2005, 07:14 AM
yea ur right. lots of the guys on this forum cant speak english worth shit man. GO TO A FORUM THAT SPEAKS UR OWN LANGUAGE!!!

This is golden. Fuck. Ing. Golden.

_ߥ_vil_
10-07-2005, 08:04 AM
I'll care babe if you kiss me

Awww...that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.....:D

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 08:23 AM
Just as you thought they couldn't get more retarded...

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 08:28 AM
Just as you thought they couldn't get more retarded...
Yes they met yet another Slovakian hell bent on being rude and taking over, STFU Mother Russia rules.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 08:34 AM
Just as you thought they couldn't get more retarded...
Did we ask for your opinion bitch?... no we didnt...

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 08:35 AM
Did we ask for your opinion bitch?... no we didnt...
BITCH FIGHT!!!!

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 08:36 AM
Yes they met yet another Slovakian hell bent on being rude and taking over, STFU Mother Russia rules.

Oh noez, it is trying to talk back at me.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 08:41 AM
Oh noez, it is trying to talk back at me.
Whats that you want a nuke.........damm you people are all the same......FUCK OFF

crazy_offspring_gal
10-07-2005, 08:42 AM
Whats that you want a nuke.........damm you people are all the same......FUCK OFF
Her picture looks like shes constipated (spelling :S) HA!

Italia311
10-07-2005, 09:02 AM
He really is a moron though...

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 09:11 AM
So are you, but I aint posting it every where you dickhead.

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 09:19 AM
Her picture looks like shes constipated (spelling :S) HA!

How was that funny?

And what do you mean with 'nuke', retard?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 11:27 AM
How was that funny?

And what do you mean with 'nuke', retard?

nuclear weapons you stupid bitch

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 11:56 AM
nuclear weapons you stupid bitch

I know what it is, retard. But what do you want with it?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-07-2005, 02:10 PM
To bomb Slovakia and Russia...what do you think

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 02:15 PM
We're in the EU and NATO... Sooooo, what do you want to do with it again?

HeadAroundU
10-07-2005, 02:24 PM
I'll defend my stunning nation!

ninthlayer
10-07-2005, 02:27 PM
Shut up, mutant face.

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 02:30 PM
I'll defend my stunning nation!

For a good cause? Throw yourself among the gypsies as a suicide bomber.

HeadAroundU
10-07-2005, 02:30 PM
Shut up, mutant face.
you aren't nice to me :(
I wanna be friend with you :)

HeadAroundU
10-07-2005, 02:32 PM
For a good cause? Throw yourself among the gypsies as a suicide bomber.
good idea but I'll use some gook maybe "Kerr" will be a good choice ;)

wheelchairman
10-10-2005, 04:15 AM
-Pardon me, but what is the difference between Slovania & Slovakia?

-One letter.
That, and in English it's Slovenia.