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the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 01:09 PM
For about one year we’ve been typing ‘www.offspring.com/forums' into our browsers. Some of us still confusing it with the old ‘bbs.offspring.com’. It’s been a year of various conspiracies, cultural discoveries, controversy and BBS gold threads. The famous ‘Fan Corner’ gang moved to ‘General Chat’ along with many of our ‘n00bs’ who after a few months were addressing the newest members as ‘n00bs’ themselves. Yes, our BBS has always had a thing for sodomising the new ones. Because we all learn the tough way. And if you were not sodomised, you should have been aborted. Proof thereof were and still are the countless abortion threads. But let’s stop and think for a while. Isn’t it really a serious issue to have an opinion on abortions? A beautiful one was demonstrated by HornyPope and his ‘Abortion Story’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1769&highlight=abortion+story) which became one of our classics. And it was bloody serious too. At least some believed so…

Never before has the BBS had so many imposters (http://www.offspring.com/forums/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=13&ltr=T&pp=30&order=asc&postslower=0&postsupper=0&sort=username&ausername=&homepage=&icq=&aim=&yahoo=&msn=&joindateafter=&joindatebefore=&lastpostafter=&lastpostbefore=). Some of them trying hard. And hell, they were even creative, modifying our avatars and trying to impersonate us. Yes, don’t I look interesting with cum all over my face?

Around this time the era of BBS orgies on MSN started. [content censored]

The ‘1337’ emerged. Or so it was labeled by our outcasts who felt they don’t belong. Yeah, we frequently give each other rimjobs. Buttsluts 4 lyfe! After all, it’s ‘piemel in de kont’. And the 1337 prejudice grew even stronger after the election of moderators and several meet-ups in 2005.

The intellectual and evaluative observations have been provided by Mota Boy and his ‘Mota Boy’s Thought of the Day’ or Night for that matter and Johnny Nemesis and his ‘These Things I Believe’ in several volumes.

Vera, the Queen of Sarcasm, pwned us with her 'I’m leaving this BBS’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6458&highlight=leaving) on April 1st where we had the chance to finally find out what she really thinks about us. Just a few shocking discoveries that changed things forever. And ever.

Then the Era of The Deluded started when the Victorian lady joined the BBS and started her stalkerish threads and terror (think of the French thugs!) against TripBoy. The Wuthering Heights parody stretched itself over several threads where we were able to follow the mind of the insane. Talking like a Bronte novel she wrote stories about him and HornyPope and countless poems. Until the love changed into bitter anger when finally realising the truth. For a while. But as we all know, history repeats itself.

Following the deluded trend Linda made herself present with her astounding logic again and the picture terror started. Haven’t we all looked away in disgust and wished for harlequin babies instead? Time for the famous Ballad of Linda (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14426).

And when Noodles is gay all ruined the image of our hero TripBoy by revealing the linguistic scandal (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9621&highlight=TripBoy+languages). Seriously, who would have thought Trippy doesn’t speak all those languages? Many of us are still disappointed.

Except for scandals we also had racetraitors. Namely JimBob, denying his heritage. Followed by Noodles is gay a couple of months later when we all made the not so shocking discovery that Jenny is a Jew (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14932). Hasn’t it always been obvious? And aren’t the Poles Nordics after all? The one and only true Aryans? Or maybe the inferiority drives her to cut in the shower (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3594&highlight=shower)?

Well, not everyone’s life is easy. Some of us grew up in the ghettooooooo of Paptown Nebraska (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11355&page=2&pp=10&highlight=ghetto). Just like our fellow punkangel (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9779&page=6&pp=40).

Others are a bit more lucky having supermodel girlfriends, like Lodat. Or discovering their true religion just like DarkAngel 666 did by finding her new Satanist brothers on the BBS. ‘Don’t hate me because I’m evil.’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11752)

Some resort to becoming pimps (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12784).

Meanwhile, the ‘Pain Incorporated’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10245) formed by ninth and Sin Studly started striking against froggylegs with their sexy cruelty, wit and pain infliction.

The BBS has also been successful at cultural studies, providing several evaluations of the French and especially of the British where we came to the conclusion that the ‘Brits are all faggotted and can’t spell’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14252) which was (and always has been) later proven by a few marvelous British examples. Honourary exceptions granted, of course.

And we also educated ourselves on the issue of the world war (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12690).

Trolls have provided us with several catchphrases, namely those of EROS

Latinos speak Latin
big sensitive clitoris
WHATTA HOMOS

are only a few of them. EROS was also immortalized in ‘The Adventures of EROS the War Machine’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13141) by Sin Studly with one of our favourite characters Rakeem. LOL!

In the area of scandals, there was the ‘Titty Affair’ and exposure of some pitiful material to the local 12 year old sleazebags.

And just because we love each other as much as we do, out of pure and innocent love (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15205&highlight=katrina) we had cybersex in most of the Katrina (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14834&page=1&pp=10&highlight=katrina) threads.

And the most recent comedy award goes to ‘Ninth’s Adventures’ (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16600).

Ladies and gentleman, cute your vains in nostalgia now!

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:12 PM
Amazing thread. I can't believe it's been a year already!

platinumpt
10-07-2005, 01:17 PM
Never before has the BBS had so many imposters (http://www.offspring.com/forums/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=13&ltr=T&pp=30&order=asc&postslower=0&postsupper=0&sort=username&ausername=&homepage=&icq=&aim=&yahoo=&msn=&joindateafter=&joindatebefore=&lastpostafter=&lastpostbefore=) . Some of them trying hard. And hell, they were even creative, modifying our avatars and trying to impersonate us.
Oh God I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing!!

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 01:19 PM
Yeah, it will be a year on the 22nd, I think. Come on, somebody include something awesome I forgot.

memento
10-07-2005, 01:24 PM
You could add the forums into your favorites so as not to type in www.offspring.com/forums in everytime.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:25 PM
You could add the forums into your favorites so as not to type in www.offspring.com/forums in everytime.

I think it was poetic license.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:26 PM
Crazy meetup-ness. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11969)

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Oh God I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing!!

You can see some people were very traumatised and intimidated. Even I had my own (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=2323). So did wheelchairman and a few others.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:29 PM
You guys may have had imposters, but I had an opposite. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=2954) Oh yes.

memento
10-07-2005, 01:30 PM
omg did he even flip your avatar?

Vera
10-07-2005, 01:31 PM
I love it baby, though you linked to the wrong thread. The real "Fuck you guys, I'm going to April Fool your asses"-thread is here: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6458&highlight=leaving

I'm really sad I didn't know Jenny enough to say anything to her.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:31 PM
Naw. He just used the avatar I had at the time.

Holy hell, that's really old.

platinumpt
10-07-2005, 01:32 PM
You can see some people were very traumatised and intimidated. Even I had my own (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=2323). So did wheelchairman and a few others.
Holy f.... unbelievable.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-07-2005, 01:33 PM
You can see some people were very traumatised and intimidated. Even I had my own (http://www.offspring.com/forums/member.php?u=2323). So did wheelchairman and a few others.

Anyone else thinks she looks like an old, feminine Freddy Mercury with that moustache?

Vera
10-07-2005, 01:35 PM
Crazy meetup-ness. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11969)
I love how every third post is someone going "POST MORE PICS!" and every other post is someone in Amsterdam on Bella's account going, "No, fuck you."

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 01:35 PM
I love it baby, though you linked to the wrong thread. The real "Fuck you guys, I'm going to April Fool your asses"-thread is here: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6458&highlight=leaving

I'm really sad I didn't know Jenny enough to say anything to her.

Eek, I just ran a search for it and was sure that's it so I linked it. I'll fix that. Thank you! <3

HornyPope
10-07-2005, 01:47 PM
How time flies. Good story, Sim.

platinumpt
10-07-2005, 01:48 PM
Holy f.... unbelievable.
... anyway, you looked pretty on that avatar (behind that white moustache, of course), why did you changed it? You just became tired of it?

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 01:52 PM
How time flies. Good story, Sim.

Thank you. How's the abortion?

HornyPope
10-07-2005, 01:55 PM
Awesome, thank you! I'm getting another one today after dinner. :D

Little_Miss_1565
10-07-2005, 02:05 PM
Le sigh...I'm the 1337 totally left out of all this fun!

ninthlayer
10-07-2005, 02:10 PM
Multiple references to things I've done? I'm honored.

Vera
10-07-2005, 02:18 PM
I love how I was really genuinely nice to Linda in that April Fool's post and she ignored it. What I meant by it was basically that I sort of get how she must feel, when shit is continuously being flung her way. Of course it'll make her bitter and angry and all that. And sometimes I do feel like we're too hard on her. Then again, it's just very hard to deny some of the pathetic shit she's said to insult people, even people who stuck up for her like Bella. But yeah.

Also, upon reflection, that post would've been so much funnier, had I been drunk. Mota Boy-drunk, though, not Tizz-drunk (there's a difference - it's called correct spelling). And I should've exaggerated more for comedy's sake. Less honesty next time, Sanni.


Aside that topic, I still fucking love the P-town rap.

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 02:28 PM
Yeah, damn. I can hear it in my head.


We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Haha, this was priceless (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11544&page=1&pp=10&highlight=town+ghetto) too when Sic joined in.

Vera
10-07-2005, 02:34 PM
We got MP3 playaz by Ipod and we got discmans by Sony
But we ghetto cause my fuckin mom won't buy me a pony

That wins. Most of the golf-course references do, too.

And of course, the classic: Killing niggas nonstop until my mom unplugs the XBoX.

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 02:36 PM
And of course, the classic: Killing niggas nonstop until my mom unplugs the XBoX.

Hell yeah. I loved that one.

HeadAroundU
10-07-2005, 02:52 PM
One of a better threads!nice recapitulation.
keep it up
I can't believe we are friends one year. :)

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-07-2005, 03:00 PM
Hahaha, cool.

"Others are a bit more lucky having supermodel girlfriends, like Lodat. Or discovering their true religion just like DarkAngel 666 did by finding her new Satanist brothers on the BBS. ‘Don’t hate me because I’m evil.’

Some resort to becoming pimps."

Yep. Im sooooooooo lucky.

Trippy
10-07-2005, 03:03 PM
One of a better threads!nice recapitulation.
keep it up
I can't believe we are friends one year. :)

You think so? I think it just shows how this BBS plays too big part in their life.

Izie
10-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Too long, too drunk, didn't read, but we love you anyway.

*Tizz&Iz in drunk-showoff mode*

Trippy
10-07-2005, 04:00 PM
Iza makes me wet.

JohnnyNemesis
10-07-2005, 04:02 PM
Is this a suit & tie affair?

Either way, I ADORE this thread.

Mota Boy
10-07-2005, 04:19 PM
We need to establish a timeline.

"Ricky is discovered."

"Adriann is discovered."

etc.

And we should remember the bad times with the good - Linda's picture was posted too.

Tizzalicious
10-07-2005, 04:38 PM
Iza makes me wet.

She makes me wet too

JoY
10-07-2005, 05:23 PM
Crazy meetup-ness. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11969)
THANK you for posting that up again. oh. my. GOD. was that hilarious. I just read the entire thread again & I <3, <3, <3 it. unbelievable. I think it's entirely IMPOSSIBLE I'll ever be -that- wasted for -that- many days in a row ever again.

although, I must admit.. I -am- an alcoholic Jewbortion.


Sim, I already loved you loads, you know that. but you just doubled my love for you. this thread is -perfect-. this really is the bomb. & the cherry on top; you wrote it very well in an extremely entertaining way. *HEARTZ*

JoY
10-07-2005, 05:24 PM
We need to establish a timeline.

"Ricky is discovered."

"Adriann is discovered."

etc.

And we should remember the bad times with the good - Linda's picture was posted too.
hahaha, the timeline idea is totally excellent.

JoY
10-07-2005, 05:25 PM
Yeah, damn. I can hear it in my head.


We from Paptown
Where niggas bring da smackdown
Don't you be talkin' smack, clown
'Cuz we be holdin' gats now
So you'd betta get yo' ass out

Haha, this was priceless (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11544&page=1&pp=10&highlight=town+ghetto) too when Sic joined in.
DUDE, I can still hear Per saying that all the time & then Vlad filling him in & the other way around & & & *sigh*. the good times.

Thucydides
10-07-2005, 07:00 PM
I'm still trying to work out exactly how I'm a kike?

You people are very odd indeed if you actually believe that.

Betty
10-07-2005, 11:45 PM
When the BBS first started up in October, I spent countless hours debating politics with Wheelchairman and Sic... Since then the forum had died down quite a bit.

JohnnyNemesis
10-07-2005, 11:45 PM
I'm still trying to work out exactly how I'm a kike?

You people are very odd indeed if you actually believe that.

Whether it's true or not, the fact that you actually try to defend it is what cracks us up so much.

Sin Studly
10-07-2005, 11:54 PM
Shalom!

YOU ARE A JEW!

Sin Studly
10-08-2005, 12:00 AM
Oh, and I love this thread. It should be stickied, and added to gradually.

Like, who could ever forget bd007h or RXPs photo album incidents? Or the return of Ste Shaw and Ste Tard. That time ruroken got banned from the computer and whined about how much he hated his mommy.

We must start a historical record of the great moments of the bbs, and I think this would make the perfect start.

PS ; omg Sim could totally have me if she wanted for writing this awesome thread, even though she is a dirty slav. (Jews, Turks and beaners will have to try harder to win my favour, though)

JoY
10-08-2005, 02:18 AM
When the BBS first started up in October, I spent countless hours debating politics with Wheelchairman and Sic... Since then the forum had died down quite a bit.
same here. although I'm not that much into politics, it was the forum I browsed the most. in a non-serious way, but also sometimes in a serious way. (check hunters-topic) I just picked the topics that kind of mattered to me & always managed to get myself in a heated discussion, which I love.

now it's kind of dead, cold, rigor mortis, boring in there. so I hang here nowadays.

JoY
10-08-2005, 02:19 AM
Whether it's true or not, the fact that you actually try to defend it is what cracks us up so much.
the harder they say no...

*chuckles* & you'd think *I*, of all people, would never say those words.

lenar
10-08-2005, 02:37 AM
I didn't even really know about these forums till awhile ago. It is pretty cool for you guys that have been there since the start though.

the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2005, 02:43 AM
DUDE, I can still hear Per saying that all the time & then Vlad filling him in & the other way around & & & *sigh*. the good times.

Baha, me too. Pretty much.

Also, seconded what Johnny said about Jenny. It's pretty hilarious.

Justin, you don't wanna be owned by a barbaric Slav for a night, do you? I'd really think twice...

wheelchairman
10-08-2005, 02:46 AM
I too, just re-read the entire meet-up topic.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Living Abortion.

JoY
10-08-2005, 02:49 AM
I'm disappointed no one has. that dude was so memorable.

the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2005, 02:52 AM
Haha, the Kermit? 'I'm a blood'

The oldest nostalgia (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1240).

wheelchairman
10-08-2005, 02:53 AM
We alcoholics, we do nostalgia well.

JoY
10-08-2005, 02:55 AM
*bursts into wild laughter*

yeah, coz.. were goot @rememgbvingvf sdhit & dstiuff.

the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2005, 02:57 AM
Yes, alcoholics.

Haha, Per. Remember this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5877)? When the truth came out?

And omg, check Jenny in that thread. She was actually angry at Nazis. And a few months later she goes pretending she's a Nazi herself to cover up her kykeness. What a Jew!

JoY
10-08-2005, 02:59 AM
...racetraitor!


& Jews dun make Izies angies? they make Izies wet. =(

Vera
10-08-2005, 04:11 AM
Mota - I totally approve of this idea but it's difficult to accomplish. I mean, do you remember the date, or even the month when people little by little began to realize some poster was really friggin' awesome? The best accuracy we have is "the first half of 05" or something like that.

wheelchairman
10-08-2005, 05:50 AM
Here's something awesome

The Amsterdam Meetup (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4936) threads (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4937).

the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2005, 02:09 PM
And let's not forger Ricky's Stop Crying (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13267) award thread with clear winners.

Ever spelt 'scratch' as 'sKratch' (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11064)? It does happen to me too.

wheelchairman
10-08-2005, 03:17 PM
Remember when sKratch and I joked about him talking about his girlfriend all the time?

That was hilarious until he got really fucked over by her. He gets a <3.

Betty
10-09-2005, 01:17 PM
Just recently I was writing about making "something from skratch" and I thought about making a thread but vaguely remembered it already having been made. Funny that you bring it up Sim!

Vera
10-09-2005, 01:22 PM
It's always best to start from sKratch.

Betty
10-09-2005, 01:32 PM
Or "ab initio", as I discovered.

Vera
10-09-2005, 01:39 PM
Who's that, EROS' Latin boyfriend?

Drummerguy123
10-09-2005, 02:22 PM
Perhaps you guys remember this?

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14942&highlight=maria

Vera
10-09-2005, 11:25 PM
Duh, it was mentioned in the thread.

Tizzalicious
10-10-2005, 03:37 AM
Haha, I just read all of the thread we posted in during the meetup. I love it.

Tizzalicious
10-10-2005, 04:58 AM
Hahahaha. I can't look at him that way.

I just hear him say: "The pink papple Amsterdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn" and see him trying to touch my hair (that still makes me go "wtf?"). He was funny though.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 09:55 AM
It's amazing how much history you guys have. I can't think of anything too far back but here are a few...

-All the Nimrod/bd007h imposters (they used to hate eachother and like over 16 imposters were made of both of them.
-Scatter Breath's rants about how he hated Conspiracy of One because he stole Michelle from him (ended up being Michelle from Full House)
-Star Wars characters 'battled' in some thread.

That's all I got.

platinumpt
10-11-2005, 09:56 AM
It's amazing how much history you guys have. I can't think of anything too far back but here are a few...

-All the Nimrod/bd007h imposters (they used to hate eachother and like over 16 imposters were made of both of them.
-Scatter Breath's rants about how he hated Conspiracy of One because he stole Michelle from him (ended up being Michelle from Full House)
-Star Wars characters 'battled' in some thread.

That's all I got.
You forgot Scatter Breath's obsession.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 09:57 AM
You forgot Scatter Breath's obsession.

His female muscle obssession? That wasn't too long ago. That still goes on. Heh.

platinumpt
10-11-2005, 10:05 AM
haha yeah, that.

bd007h
10-13-2005, 12:49 AM
It's amazing how much history you guys have. I can't think of anything too far back but here are a few...

-All the Nimrod/bd007h imposters (they used to hate eachother and like over 16 imposters were made of both of them.
-Scatter Breath's rants about how he hated Conspiracy of One because he stole Michelle from him (ended up being Michelle from Full House)
-Star Wars characters 'battled' in some thread.

That's all I got.

the fact that ichoose90 was behind all of them

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-13-2005, 06:42 AM
Just recently I was writing about making "something from skratch" and I thought about making a thread but vaguely remembered it already having been made. Funny that you bring it up Sim!

Well remembered. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11064)

StayInTheHouseCarl
10-13-2005, 10:55 AM
remember when tele was hell bent on proving noodles was gay, then as soon as he posted she turned her story?

JohnnyNemesis
10-13-2005, 11:26 AM
remember when tele was hell bent on proving noodles was gay, then as soon as he posted she turned her story?

No, because we only remember relevant things.

ruroken
10-13-2005, 01:06 PM
*interesting yet disappointing and you know why*

Vera
10-13-2005, 01:17 PM
remember when tele was hell bent on proving noodles was gay, then as soon as he posted she turned her story?
Noodles pwned her. That was funny.

StayInTheHouseCarl
10-13-2005, 01:46 PM
ya and people were getting allllll riled up about it. really amusing.

ichoose90
10-13-2005, 01:52 PM
the fact that ichoose90 was behind all of them

Quit proving your low IQ.

Sin Studly
10-20-2005, 10:04 AM
Why is this shit not stickied?

Everyone owes Simona mucho oral sex for this thread.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:39 PM
Bump and griiind.

The Living Abortion
01-11-2006, 12:38 PM
I think since you BBS users are so into Abortions I should hold an Abortion Q&A session. To, you know, help you guys out! I know more about abortions than most people.

I go to a truly special school.

ninthlayer
01-11-2006, 03:22 PM
I remember what happened in July 2005.

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2006, 08:18 PM
This thread is indeed absolutely wonderful. An awesome gallery, a sweet mix of pwnage, self-pwnage, and that rare case of Mother Nature pwning the shit out of people too.

Andy
01-11-2006, 08:21 PM
that rare case of Mother Nature pwning the shit out of people too.

I feel so guilty for laughing at that

T-6005
01-11-2006, 08:24 PM
I'd forgotten about this thread. It's truly brilliant, though.

sKratch
01-12-2006, 12:01 AM
wtf i never saw this thread