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Sin Studly
10-07-2005, 10:39 PM
Take this quick test to find out whether or not you're a filthy disgusting whore, deserving of contempt and disgust from all good decent folks in society, to be and spat on and beaten whenever you show your pestulant unwanted whorish clown-face in places reserved for the gentry.

Question 1
Have you ever masturbated on public transport?

1) Yes - 1 point
2) No - 0 points

Question 2
Are you anglo-saxon or nordic, and pure of blood?

1) Yes - 0 point
2) No - 1 points

Question 3
Have you ever gotten busy with a French?
1) Yes - 2 points
2) No - 0 points

Question 4
Have you ever shown your tits to notdoc?

1) Yes - 10 points
2) No - 0 points
















Scoring

Less than 1 point...
You're not a whore.

1 point
You're probably a whore.

2 points
You're a whore.

3-4 points
You're a disgusting filthy whore.

5+ points
You're Maria.

Autonomist
10-07-2005, 10:41 PM
I'm a filthy disgusting whore.

Sinister
10-07-2005, 10:41 PM
The Whore Test

or : how to be funny and mean at the same time.

Sin Studly
10-07-2005, 10:43 PM
It'll be funnier and meaner when the nigger who masturbated on public transport sees this thread.

Sinister
10-07-2005, 10:45 PM
cause you know of someone who really did that ? :eek:

Sin Studly
10-07-2005, 10:48 PM
Do you think I would have made a heinously unfunny joke like this if I didn't?

Human
10-07-2005, 11:01 PM
I'm probably a whore. :rolleyes:

Jebus
10-07-2005, 11:20 PM
Who is question 1 refering to?

Sin Studly
10-07-2005, 11:38 PM
That's for me to know and you to wonder about.

SkyRocker
10-08-2005, 12:46 AM
I'm not a whore ? Thanks to you, that'll be a better day. I feel so good now.

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:15 AM
according to the test I'm not a whore.

but we all know better. ;p

Sin Studly
10-08-2005, 01:17 AM
All Jews are whores, so it's redundant to label them as such.

killer_queen
10-08-2005, 01:18 AM
I'm definitely not. :(

Human
10-08-2005, 01:18 AM
I gues I'm a whore then.

the_GoDdEsS
10-08-2005, 01:21 AM
Wow, that's pretty bad. Don't people get arrested for that?

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:21 AM
All Jews are whores, so it's redundant to label them as such.
even Helen?? YOUR Helen? =(

Sin Studly
10-08-2005, 01:22 AM
My Helen = my whore.

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:31 AM
I gues I'm a whore then.
you showed your tits to that bastard??

has anyone EVER showed their tits to that dirtbag?? because if they did...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

Human
10-08-2005, 01:32 AM
you showed your tits to that bastard??

has anyone EVER showed their tits to that dirtbag?? because if they did...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.
No. I didn't. I am a jew.

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:33 AM
My Helen = my whore.
JustinisMYAryannazibitch. <3

we definitely should never meet. it'd be a disturbing meeting, I'm sure.

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:33 AM
No. I didn't. I am a jew.
who promoted you to precious Jewdom?

Human
10-08-2005, 01:34 AM
who promoted you to precious Jewdom?
Uuuuuhhhh. Promoted? Um, my parents are both jewish so therefore I am.

Sin Studly
10-08-2005, 01:36 AM
we definitely should never meet. it'd be a disturbing meeting, I'm sure.

True, there are some things so horrific that once experienced they can never be unexperienced.

But I'm still game.

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:36 AM
omgzz, we're dealing with an -actual- Jew here. *cracks up*

I'm sorry, but that does nothing good for you here, baby.

JoY
10-08-2005, 01:37 AM
True, there are some things so horrific that once experienced they can never be unexperienced.

But I'm still game.
disturbing & horrific might not be so bad. besides, if we ever meet, I'll steal your money & end up richer, Jew that I am, so yeah. I'm up for it.