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That Punk Kid You Love
10-09-2005, 12:19 AM
-When you see an ass in your direction you say "Id tap that."
-When you hear someone say "movie night" you get hard.
-When anybody says "come here" you think of ejaculation.
-You pee lotion.
-You ask out retarded chicks just to get some head.
-When anything is mentioned about you and 2 other people you yell "Hell yeah threesome!"
-You get hard when you see pies.
-Your name is Duracell,Wishomie...
-Everyday people ask you if you donate sperm.
-You look like Michael Moore.
-You bleed cemen.
-Everytime you stop moving you start thrusting the air.
-You have a penis shaped groove in your hand.

Can't think of anymore. Post some.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-09-2005, 12:20 AM
Lol god you make me laugh.....I still hate you tho.

bd007h
10-09-2005, 12:20 AM
-Your name is Duracell,Wishomie...



I have to say that one is the best.

jrk247
10-09-2005, 12:21 AM
You just described Wishomie. :D

the_GoDdEsS
10-09-2005, 12:22 AM
None of that sounds perverted, just stupid.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-09-2005, 12:23 AM
You just described Wishomie. :D


Holy shit,I did.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-09-2005, 12:25 AM
None of that sounds perverted, just stupid.



Yes,but I still love you.


^^^ Was that perverted enough?

jrk247
10-09-2005, 12:45 AM
Holy shit,I did.
Yeah I know, I was a little suprized too.