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That Punk Kid You Love
10-09-2005, 03:45 PM
I was at the mall getting glasses today and this lady was in a chair that made a farting sound when she moved. She moved alot and it was like "PFFT" I yelled "Holy shit what the fuck was that??!!". The store was full of people,they all looked at me and pointed. I explained it was the lady farting and they kept staring. I then ran out of the store and cried in Spencers. Ok I lie. Who can cry in Spencers?

Endymion
10-09-2005, 04:00 PM
Who can cry in Spencers?
i know i have.

Sunny
10-09-2005, 04:10 PM
i cry bitter tears every time i pass spencers, thank you very much.

Endymion
10-09-2005, 04:12 PM
i cry bitter tears every time i pass spencers, thank you very much.
one of those "is this what humanity has sunk to?" cries?

Sunny
10-09-2005, 04:13 PM
indeed. also "my eyes burnnnnn, i need to rinse them with bleach" kinda cries.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-09-2005, 04:15 PM
Hahahhahha, classic.

platinumpt
10-09-2005, 05:33 PM
I was at the mall getting glasses today and this lady was in a chair that made a farting sound when she moved. She moved alot and it was like "PFFT" I yelled "Holy shit what the fuck was that??!!". The store was full of people,they all looked at me and pointed. I explained it was the lady farting and they kept staring. I then ran out of the store and cried in Spencers. Ok I lie. Who can cry in Spencers?
What if you have an "accident" AND you actually fart. Would you like anyone to scream at you because of that???

Linda
10-09-2005, 06:35 PM
What's wrong with farting?
Everyone does it!

0r4ng3
10-09-2005, 06:36 PM
What's wrong with farting?
Everyone does it!
It's the fact that he yelled "Holy shit what the fuck is that" that makes it so embarassing/funny.

Amanda
10-09-2005, 06:38 PM
Lol What kind of a reaction is that?!

Original prankstA
10-09-2005, 07:14 PM
i would have left the store buy some bean0 and throw it at the lady from a far

Offspring7
10-09-2005, 09:07 PM
that poor lady.....thats so mean.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-10-2005, 12:29 AM
Yeah,the lady was a beotch after I did it. She saw me outside and gave me the "Fuck you kid" look. I fear she may kill me in my sleep.

That_Guy91
11-08-2005, 07:19 PM
Thank god for teh search button!
what the hell did you search for?

Sin Studly
11-08-2005, 08:51 PM
Hehehehe, and now his dad's dead.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-08-2005, 09:05 PM
Hehehehe, and now his dad's dead.

Hehehehe and your mother is my fuck buddy.

Sin Studly
11-09-2005, 12:27 AM
Really? Wouldn't it make more sense if your mother was my fuckbuddy, since you're the one who needs a new dad, and all?

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 03:56 PM
I was at the mall getting glasses today and this lady was in a chair that made a farting sound when she moved. She moved alot and it was like "PFFT" I yelled "Holy shit what the fuck was that??!!". The store was full of people,they all looked at me and pointed. I explained it was the lady farting and they kept staring. I then ran out of the store and cried in Spencers. Ok I lie. Who can cry in Spencers?

LMAO.

Gawd, that cheered me up :D

Sinister
11-13-2005, 03:59 PM
Really? Wouldn't it make more sense if your mother was my fuckbuddy, since you're the one who needs a new dad, and all?

rofl.
crude, but makes sense.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:02 PM
rofl.
crude, but makes sense.
STFU!

Fucking tight arse. Fucking Knobhead. Wait til it happens to you, you insensitive twat.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:17 PM
STFU!

Fucking tight arse. Fucking Knobhead. Wait til it happens to you, you insensitive twat.
Slut .

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:20 PM
Slut .

Bitch.Whore.Asshole.Knobhead.Freak.Gay.Lesbian.Twa t.Fanny.Fucker.Minger.Wannabe.Loser.Nerd.Brainiac. Suck-up.

T-6005
11-13-2005, 04:21 PM
STFU!

Fucking tight arse. Fucking Knobhead. Wait til it happens to you, you insensitive twat.
Not that I disagree with you about it being insensitive - but yelling at people on the internet isn't going to accomplish anything.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:23 PM
Bitch.Whore.Asshole.Knobhead.Freak.Gay.Lesbian.Twa t.Fanny.Fucker.Minger.Wannabe.Loser.Nerd.Brainiac. Suck-up.
Still-a-slut. :D

T-6005
11-13-2005, 04:24 PM
Christ, just add each other to you MSN lists and take your insults there.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:25 PM
Still-a-slut. :D

Takes-one-to-know-one.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:25 PM
Christ, just add each other to you MSN lists and take your insults there.

Fuck that...He's already annoying enough on here. TYVM.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:25 PM
Christ, just add each other to you MSN lists and take your insults there.
Nah, this is fun because I think she's actually taking this seriously.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:27 PM
Not that I disagree with you about it being insensitive - but yelling at people on the internet isn't going to accomplish anything.
Sorry but I seriously know how steve feels. I lost my Gran to a heart attack...Right in front of me so....yeah it does fucking hurt. Wait, till it happens to them and I'll e waiting to see how they feel.

Amanda
11-13-2005, 04:27 PM
Settle down kids, there are grown ups trying to post here.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:27 PM
Umm why you calling her a slut this time?

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:27 PM
Nah, this is fun because I think she's actually taking this seriously.

I'm really not up to ya little games.

Lads, geez!!!

I might become a lesbian if this carries on!

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:28 PM
Umm why you calling her a slut this time?

'cos he feels like wasting my time?
Or he thinks it's funny?
Or he's a complete twat.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:28 PM
Sorry but I seriously know how steve feels. I lost my Gran to a heart attack...Right in front of me so....yeah it does fucking hurt. Wait, till it happens to them and I'll e waiting to see how they feel.
Yea same, I lost a really close friend last year, so I know how steve feels, respect to my EMO homie.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:29 PM
Sorry but I seriously know how steve feels. I lost my Gran to a heart attack...Right in front of me so....yeah it does fucking hurt. Wait, till it happens to them and I'll e waiting to see how they feel.
Hahah, you're grandma died and you're a slut! :D

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:29 PM
Yea same, I lost a really close friend last year, so I know how steve feels, respect to my EMO homie.

Bless him. He's so sweet....and....

OKAY! I'll shut up!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:30 PM
'cos he feels like wasting my time?
Or he thinks it's funny?
Or he's a complete twat.
I'll go for the 3rd one please sarah :D

0r4ng3
11-13-2005, 04:30 PM
My maturity sense is tingling! Oh, wait, that's just gas.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:30 PM
Hahah, you're grandma died and you're a slut! :D
Oh look theres a block list...Guess what...You're part of it! Have fun TRYING to insult me.

T-6005
11-13-2005, 04:30 PM
Sorry but I seriously know how steve feels. I lost my Gran to a heart attack...Right in front of me so....yeah it does fucking hurt. Wait, till it happens to them and I'll e waiting to see how they feel.
I know - my grandfather had cancer and chose the moment I was in the room to expire. It wasn't fun. But seriously, there's nothing you can do, so leave it alone. Yelling just makes you seem volatile and immature.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:30 PM
Hahah, you're grandma died and you're a slut! :D
WHAT THE FUCK, you insensitive twat.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:31 PM
I am because she annoys me, and it's so easy to get her going. It's fun.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:32 PM
WHAT THE FUCK, you insensitive twat.
Stop taking the internet so damn seriously.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:32 PM
I am because she annoys me, and it's so easy to get her going. It's fun.
Umm No it ain't fun when people they love or care about have died.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:33 PM
I know - my grandfather had cancer and chose the moment I was in the room to expire. It wasn't fun. But seriously, there's nothing you can do, so leave it alone. Yelling just makes you seem volatile and immature.

I feel like yelling.
READY....

RIGHT RED STFU BEFORE I COME AND RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT OF YOUR WANNABE RANDOMM LOSER NECK YOU LITTLE FUCKING MORONIC, INSENSITIVE FUCKING TWAT. I WANT TO HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU'LL FEEL PAIN WHEN YOU FUCKING SNEEEZE!!!!

Ok...That was me done....It isn't strong but I feel a bit better!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:33 PM
Stop taking the internet so damn seriously.
I take every thing to seriously, even the little cartoon tiger in that film I seen today.. umm Last Action Hero i think it was called.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:33 PM
Umm No it ain't fun when people they love or care about have died.
Who said it was? I'm just pushing her because it's so easy! That's fun for me! :D

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:33 PM
Stop taking the internet so damn seriously.

It ain't the internet talking...It's you, Dumbass.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:34 PM
I feel like yelling.
READY....

RIGHT RED STFU BEFORE I COME AND RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT OF YOUR WANNABE RANDOMM LOSER NECK YOU LITTLE FUCKING MORONIC, INSENSITIVE FUCKING TWAT. I WANT TO HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU'LL FEEL PAIN WHEN YOU FUCKING SNEEEZE!!!!

Ok...That was me done....It isn't strong but I feel a bit better!
I don't fear sluts.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:34 PM
Who said it was? I'm just pushing her because it's so easy! That's fun for me! :D

Go fucking die....LOSER.

Ash, fucking twat him.

Amanda
11-13-2005, 04:35 PM
Red, grow the fuck up, and stop trying to be Sin Studly.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:35 PM
It ain't the internet talking...It's you, Dumbass.
me talking on the internet So you're really blonde? Haha, slut.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:35 PM
Go fucking die....LOSER.

Ash, fucking twat him.
Please don't tempt me lolz, apparently I have a short temper :(

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:36 PM
me talking on the internet So you're really blonde? Haha, slut.

Go live in fucking FINAL FANTASY LANd with all the little figures 'cos they're the only ones that know you exist.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:36 PM
Go fucking die....LOSER.

Ash, fucking twat him.
slut .



Red, grow the fuck up, and stop trying to be Sin Studly.
I think she should grow up and learn to ignore it, because it's too much fun to resist for me! :D

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:37 PM
Go live in fucking FINAL FANTASY LANd with all the little figures 'cos they're the only ones that know you exist.
Everyone here knows I exist.........slut :D

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:37 PM
Right, ash, Off to Bed.....Nitey nite.....
Can you say Hi to steve if he comes on when you're on please?
Thanks.

_ߥ_vil_
11-13-2005, 04:38 PM
slut .



I think she should grow up and learn to ignore it, because it's too much fun to resist for me! :D

You don't get to me. I was in a pissy mood already. I know I ain't a slut and you don't know me.

Amanda
11-13-2005, 04:40 PM
You're idea of fun is pathetic. Obviously you don't understand the concept of "growing up", so let me give you a hint: It doesn't include putting up with boring little twats like you.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:40 PM
Right, ash, Off to Bed.....Nitey nite.....
Can you say Hi to steve if he comes on when you're on please?
Thanks.
Umm? but I might be going to bed myself in a bit.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:40 PM
You don't get to me. I was in a pissy mood already. I know I ain't a slut and you don't know me.
I know you're not a slut, too, but you obviously get pissy when I do, and it's fun to watch.............slut. :D

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:41 PM
You're idea of fun is pathetic. Obviously you don't understand the concept of "growing up", so let me give you a hint: It doesn't include putting up with boring little twats like you.
Whatever. I'm having fun, your opinion makes no differance to me.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:44 PM
Heh I'm a manwhore according to a few girls I know, but to the guys I'm just a ledge. :rolleyes:

Amanda
11-13-2005, 04:46 PM
I hate how its ok for guys to be slutty, but not for girls lol. Ladies need fun too!

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:47 PM
I hate how its ok for guys to be slutty, but not for girls lol. Ladies need fun too!
Being a slut is all well. People shouldn't be so offended by it.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 04:48 PM
I hate how its ok for guys to be slutty, but not for girls lol. Ladies need fun too!
Yea lolz, I was going out with two girls once an the guys just thought it was funny as fuck, yet the girls showed total disgust lolz :p

Rag Doll
11-13-2005, 04:49 PM
The maturity and intelligence displayed in this thread is absolutely astounding.

Amanda
11-13-2005, 04:50 PM
Thats cause you we're gettin' all the fun. All they were getting was laughed at!

0r4ng3
11-13-2005, 04:52 PM
My maturity sense is tingling! Oh, wait, that's just gas.
Yeah, what he said.

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:53 PM
The maturity and intelligence displayed in this thread is absolutely astounding.
I know. Like...really lame. But it's all fun to me.

Amanda
11-13-2005, 04:58 PM
I know. Like...really lame. But it's all fun to me.
Oh actually thought for a minuet there, that she wasn't talking about you aswell? How cute...

RedXIII
11-13-2005, 04:59 PM
Oh actually thought for a minuet there, that she wasn't talking about you aswell? How cute...
I was talking about me too.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-13-2005, 05:06 PM
Amanda pwns you Red so please give up.