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Trippy
10-10-2005, 04:14 PM
Go ahead, ask question and HeadAroundU is willing to answer you.

JohnnyNemesis
10-10-2005, 04:21 PM
Hey, HAU:

What does Trippy's cock taste like?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-10-2005, 04:29 PM
Hi asked you to go die a few weeks back, would you please do it.

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:19 PM
Hey, HAU:

What does Trippy's cock taste like?
I can't tell you how it taste but I clearly see that his cock is black. :confused:

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:20 PM
Hi asked you to go die a few weeks back, would you please do it.
know .

Trippy
10-10-2005, 05:21 PM
Send more questions, please. HAU is willing to answer them.

And Johnny, stop with your fantasies already.

Anya82
10-10-2005, 05:29 PM
why haven't you commited suicide yet?

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:31 PM
/\ I can't open my switz-knife.damn :mad:

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-10-2005, 05:31 PM
Is HAU ugly? Does his mom know he's ugly?

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:35 PM
/\no! He looks much better than average! actually he is hot & intelligent.
I don't know what my moma thinks about me.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-10-2005, 05:37 PM
know .
why did you write know.... did you mean to say NO

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:40 PM
why did you write know.... did you mean to say NO
I used both!
know
I knew that I was asked to commit suicide!
and my answer is no!

Trippy
10-10-2005, 05:42 PM
Suicide in never an option, don't even joke about it. It only hurts the closest people, nothing else. Get a life some of you, you're at the level of children. Seriously, grow up.

Anya82
10-10-2005, 05:42 PM
I knew that I was asked to commit suicide!
and my answer is no!
damn... oh, well! I still hope one of these days, my prayers will be heard :p

Blue_Dragon
10-10-2005, 05:43 PM
yes i have a question...

how do you get rid of crabs?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-10-2005, 05:44 PM
yes i have a question...

how do you get rid of crabs?
Vodka and Fire

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:45 PM
/\ smack him against Sin Studly's head! bwahahaha

HeadAroundU
10-10-2005, 05:46 PM
Vodka and Fire
hey SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! question are fo me only!

the_offsprings_monkey
10-10-2005, 05:47 PM
Would you jump off a bridge if I chucked starwars toys over?

Blue_Dragon
10-10-2005, 05:55 PM
hey SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! question are fo me only!

then answer it

Trippy
10-10-2005, 05:57 PM
This thread is only for questions for HAU. I appreciate your joy to ask questions from HAU, HAU does the best to answer them when he has the time for it.

Sinister
10-10-2005, 06:21 PM
my question for HAU : why haven't you killed yourself yet ?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-10-2005, 06:27 PM
Will I even meet to twins that can make my dreams come true

Trippy
10-10-2005, 06:29 PM
HAU appreciates your questions, he will be back tomorrow, but you can still send more questions and he'll answer them tomorrow night.

Endymion
10-10-2005, 06:33 PM
if headaroundu is so intelligent, why is he majoring in electrical engineering at a school that would not give him any skills above those that can currently be done faster and more accurately by a computer (xilinx (http://www.xilinx.com/), cadence (http://www.cadence.com/), etc)?

Tired_Of_You
10-10-2005, 09:02 PM
Why are you so stupid/childish/ugly?

Trippy
10-11-2005, 07:15 AM
Be patience, HAU will be answering your questions soon.

platinumpt
10-11-2005, 07:26 AM
This reminds me of the threads of EROS The Great.

HAU: will I ever find true love?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 09:40 AM
Will i ever not burn pizza's?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 11:20 AM
Oh yes and when are you going to kill yourself like I asked.

JohnnyNemesis
10-11-2005, 11:21 AM
My question:

Why did you revive EROS?

Anya82
10-11-2005, 11:27 AM
how can you make a nice bowl of rice? :D

wheelchairman
10-11-2005, 11:34 AM
My question:

Why did you revive EROS?
Johnny's right. You were warned.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 11:47 AM
if headaroundu is so intelligent, why is he majoring in electrical engineering at a school that would not give him any skills above those that can currently be done faster and more accurately by a computer (xilinx (http://www.xilinx.com/), cadence (http://www.cadence.com/), etc)?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/nerdyandy.jpg

notoriousdoc
10-11-2005, 11:47 AM
Why have you got "BIG GAY SEX" written across your forehead in wrinkles?

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 11:48 AM
Why are you so stupid/childish/ugly?
for a change 'cause I hate you! Val ;)

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 11:50 AM
This reminds me of the threads of EROS The Great.

HAU: will I ever find true love?
for sure !

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 11:51 AM
Will i ever not burn pizza's?
ignored:cool:
don't cry.....ok?

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 11:53 AM
My question:

Why did you revive EROS?
Sorry Johnny :o
top secret!

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 12:00 PM
how can you make a nice bowl of rice? :D
Ask "KERR".I'm sure he knows!
http://www.newint.org/issue349/Images/ricep1.jpg

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 12:04 PM
Why have you got "BIG GAY SEX" written across your forehead in wrinkles?
I saw you.So I told you without words.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 12:05 PM
hey what s thishttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/nerdyandy.jpg
It's you .

Endymion
10-11-2005, 12:12 PM
why didn't you answer my question?

Trippy
10-11-2005, 12:22 PM
HAU tries his best, but he's a busy guy.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 12:23 PM
It has been answered already.
Don't be an ass Andy!
I like you much better than Sim ,Sin or davey!
so be nice :)

Endymion
10-11-2005, 12:25 PM
It has been answered already.
Don't be an ass Andy!
I like you much better than Sim ,Sin or davey!
so be nice :)
no, what you did was post an image that doesn't allow remote linking so no one other than you sees it. if you'd rather not answer it, that's fine, just say so.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 12:26 PM
Will Tony blair last the full four years :o

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 12:38 PM
no, what you did was post an image that doesn't allow remote linking so no one other than you sees it. if you'd rather not answer it, that's fine, just say so.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/nerdyandy.jpg
EDIT:oh Andy ,I apologize for my mistake!

notoriousdoc
10-11-2005, 12:49 PM
Why do you still have big gay sex written across your forehead in wrinkles?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 12:51 PM
Why do you still have big gay sex written across your forehead in wrinkles?
WTF?!?! ok this is getting old blud.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 12:56 PM
Why do you still have big gay sex written across your forehead in wrinkles?
'cause I see you.

notoriousdoc
10-11-2005, 12:59 PM
'cause I see you.


FUCK!

HE'S OUTSIDE MY FRIGGING WINDOW

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 12:59 PM
Will Tony blair last the full four years :o
Why don't you do this one, is it because your to thick to get your head around politics?

Trippy
10-11-2005, 03:06 PM
How come HAU is so intelligent?

0r4ng3
10-11-2005, 03:09 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Sorry, I think I lost you at "how".

Sinister
10-11-2005, 03:11 PM
How come HAU is so intelligent?
I have not seen any proof whatsoever that he is. However, I have many times seen how much of a retard he is. Mutant-face.

Trippy
10-11-2005, 03:14 PM
I have not seen any proof whatsoever that he is. However, I have many times seen how much of a retard he is. Mutant-face.

Occupation:
Student-Technical University-The Faculty of Electrical Engineering and Informatics

That's what it says on his profile. hr can't be that stupid, He just might seem stupid because he's not very goot at English, that's the problem if English is not your first language, you easily get to the level of a 6-yeard old kid.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 04:57 PM
How come HAU is so intelligent?
Nobody knows but he is! :D

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 04:58 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Sorry, I think I lost you at "how".
100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats so easy
next....

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 04:58 PM
I have not seen any proof whatsoever that he is. However, I have many times seen how much of a retard he is. Mutant-face.
ignored!
because of breaking the rulezzzzzzz

Duracell
10-11-2005, 04:59 PM
Question......Will I ever get any luving from anyone or anything other than my right hand?

0r4ng3
10-11-2005, 05:03 PM
100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats so easy
next....
100 what? You didn't exactly clarify, thought I shouldn't expect that of you.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:03 PM
Occupation:
Student-Technical University-The Faculty of Electrical Engineering and Informatics

That's what it says on his profile. hr can't be that stupid, He just might seem stupid because he's not very goot at English, that's the problem if English is not your first language, you easily get to the level of a 6-yeard old kid.
hehehe nice :)
In two years there will be no "Mr.HeadAroundU" but ING.HeadAroundU :D
Can't wait!

ps:My English is at the same level as yourzzzzzzzz!

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:06 PM
How much do you masturbate every night.


PS: Don't lie
HEHE tricky question!
but easy to answer.

0.5 to 0.75

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:08 PM
Question......Will I ever get any luving from anyone or anything other than my right hand?
Change your GAY style.
then I have no doubt about it!

JohnnyNemesis
10-11-2005, 05:08 PM
I have to admit, this thread is more entertaining than I thought it would be. HAU responding to wishomie's question with 0.5 to 0.75 was actually genuinely funny, rather than the "it's funny because HAU is such a pathetic waste of life" humor that we're all used to.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:10 PM
100 what? You didn't exactly clarify, thought I shouldn't expect that of you.
100 cocks into your mouth :D

OMG LMAO hahaaaaaaaaaahaahaaaaa

Duracell
10-11-2005, 05:11 PM
stop lying. Every guy does it at least 1 time every night. You can't do it .5 or .75 times unless you fail to reach your sexual needs and then you just quit.

Moron. It's on average lets say I maturbated 9 times last week. That would mean I did it 1.3 times a day, last week.

Trippy
10-11-2005, 05:13 PM
Is HAU still a virgin? If not, caught any pussy lately?

Does HAU live at his parents?

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:13 PM
I have to admit, this thread is more entertaining than I thought it would be. HAU responding to wishomie's question with 0.5 to 0.75 was actually genuinely funny, rather than the "it's funny because HAU is such a pathetic waste of life" humor that we're all used to.
............................................

0r4ng3
10-11-2005, 05:15 PM
100 cocks into your mouth :D

OMG LMAO hahaaaaaaaaaahaahaaaaa
Ouch burn. Man, that was clever.

Now, a toughie: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You up to the challenge?

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:17 PM
Is HAU still a virgin? If not, caught any pussy lately?

Does HAU live at his parents?
trippy! trippy!
nasty rude questions! *shakes head*
like a litlle baby....

Trippy
10-11-2005, 05:18 PM
trippy! trippy!
nasty rude questions! *shakes head*
like a litlle baby....

Thanks for the answers. So it's been quiet on the pussy markets and you still live at home. :D

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:19 PM
Ouch burn. Man, that was clever.

Now, a toughie: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You up to the challenge?
'cause
She is EMO!

Offspring7
10-11-2005, 05:20 PM
will i ever not be single?

and what does ray really feel about me?

Trippy
10-11-2005, 05:22 PM
What do you think why do they all call you a mutant-face?

Duracell
10-11-2005, 05:23 PM
which job do you prefer.......hand or blow?

platinumpt
10-11-2005, 05:24 PM
^^ I wanna know that too (what Trippy asked - and why the fuck are you invisible!!!!!!!!!!eleven).

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:24 PM
will i ever not be single?

and what does ray really feel about me?
maybe?!
show me your photo...uncovered

And Ray is gay....I feel sorry for you :(

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:25 PM
Go out with me and you won't be single.
ignored
breaking the rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Offspring7
10-11-2005, 05:25 PM
i've shown my photo before....and ray can't be gay.

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:27 PM
i've shown my photo before....and ray can't be gay.
well....sorry but he is........I saw him with "NotoriousDoc"

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:28 PM
which job do you prefer.......hand or blow?
both
at the same time!

HeadAroundU
10-11-2005, 05:29 PM
I'm going to sleeeeeeeeeeep.
bye tommorow

0r4ng3
10-11-2005, 05:29 PM
both
at the same time!Ok, I gotta admit, this made me laugh.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 05:30 PM
DO you like my new avatar?

platinumpt
10-11-2005, 05:31 PM
DO you like my new avatar?
nice breasts dude.

Offspring7
10-11-2005, 05:32 PM
DO you like my new avatar?

is that like a poodle dog or something?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 05:34 PM
is that like a poodle dog or something?
Lets just say PUPPYS, but the good kind

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 05:35 PM
Ok changed it again and im problay gonna keep changing cause im a random bastard.

barangatang
10-11-2005, 05:36 PM
DO you like my new avatar?


the breasts one sucked, but not as much as the franz ferdinand one.

Hows mine?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-11-2005, 05:39 PM
the breasts one sucked, but not as much as the franz ferdinand one.

Hows mine?
Has a kinda africa vibe to it.

barangatang
10-11-2005, 05:40 PM
Has a kinda africa vibe to it.

Do you even know what it is?

Trippy
10-12-2005, 08:50 AM
HAU will be answering your questions tonight again, bring them on.

platinumpt
10-12-2005, 08:53 AM
Oh Mighty HAU:

Why do you have a pic of yours in the avatar of at least 3 users of this forum?

the_offsprings_monkey
10-12-2005, 08:53 AM
Do you even know what it is?
Nope why would I know that?

HeadAroundU
10-12-2005, 01:29 PM
Oh Mighty HAU:

Why do you have a pic of yours in the avatar of at least 3 users of this forum?
oh greathearted platinumpt:
I'm the ICON of BBS :p

Trippy
11-15-2005, 09:49 AM
More questions please, HAU is again avaiable to answer your tricky questions. Master HeadAroundU aka Ljubomir answers.

memento
11-15-2005, 09:55 AM
HAU, where in Slovkia do you live?

the_GoDdEsS
11-15-2005, 11:20 AM
He lives in the East with the filthy gypsies.

Trippy, it's not Ljubomir, sillyhead. That's Southern Slavic for you.

HeadAroundU
11-15-2005, 11:56 AM
HAU, where in Slovkia do you live?
*Slovakia

I live in Košice.

HeadAroundU
11-15-2005, 11:57 AM
Oh Mighty HAU:

Why do you have a pic of yours in the avatar of at least 3 users of this forum?
Because they are f'd up retards! :D

Trippy
11-15-2005, 12:01 PM
Hey hey, now you went too far. You call me a retard?

HeadAroundU
11-15-2005, 12:02 PM
He lives in the East with the filthy gypsies.

Trippy, it's not Ljubomir, sillyhead. That's Southern Slavic for you.
yeah that's motherfuckin' right! I'm Ľubomír.
Did you get it. Lame ass.

pif paf
*no gypsies*

Trippy
11-15-2005, 12:52 PM
Do you have sisters or brothers? What happened to your dad?

memento
11-15-2005, 01:14 PM
HAU, are you a legend?

HeadAroundU
11-15-2005, 03:42 PM
HAU, are you a legend?
As far as I'm on your ignore "thing".I'm not.

but Trippy is gonna be actor legend.
*hm..EROS is legend*

memento
11-15-2005, 03:45 PM
I took you off it cause you have a pretty face.

Offspring7
11-15-2005, 03:51 PM
ask HAU? whats my favorite food?

Trippy
11-15-2005, 03:55 PM
Who's the beauty on this bbs?

Endymion
11-15-2005, 04:08 PM
it would be nice if he answered my question rather than replying with "are you a nerd?" which i've confirmed numberous times, along with geek.

Homer
11-15-2005, 04:13 PM
If headaroundu is so intelligent, why is he majoring in electrical engineering at a school that would not give him any skills above those that can currently be done faster and more accurately by a computer (xilinx, cadence, etc)?

0r4ng3
11-15-2005, 04:47 PM
HAU, how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?