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ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:28 PM
Seriously. I hear people talking about him all the time at school. People strut down the halls going "Miiiikkkeee Jooonnnnneeesss" in a very obnoxious manner and it really tits my grits. I searched him on google and all I could find is some rap guy. Who is this man? I must know!

bd007h
10-11-2005, 08:29 PM
he's your mom's new boyfriend

JohnnyNemesis
10-11-2005, 08:29 PM
Something tells me you know damn well who he is, since the name of the thread is the exact name of his album.

Anyway, he's the latest flavor of the week rapper. In due time he'll be forgotten.

GreenTerror
10-11-2005, 08:30 PM
Yeah, he's a rapper guy. He has this song that I saw the video for once on fuse. He was big and black. And he says "Who?" And then people say "MIKE JONES!" Yeah that song on Fuse you could barely understand what he was saying. I mean worse than the average rapper.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:31 PM
Stop taunting me, you blair-witched idiots! I googled it and for the first 5 pages it just tells me shit about a fucking rapper maroon! I just want to know who Mike Jones is! Who's Mike Jones? Tell me, you twat-breeding lima beans!

That Punk Kid You Love
10-11-2005, 08:32 PM
Mike Jones actually is a "black rapper guy" you searched right my friend,but yes he also is your mom's boyfriend. On Saturday nights they fuck in your room.

GreenTerror
10-11-2005, 08:33 PM
Dude, seriously, calm down. He's just a friggin rapper...

JohnnyNemesis
10-11-2005, 08:35 PM
Dude, seriously, calm down. He's just a friggin rapper...

Yeah, and he's a mediocre rapper at best. But he still has more creativity in his pinky than all those ridiculous boring emo groups you cut yourself in the shower to.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-11-2005, 08:36 PM
i fucked your mom

her boobs are big


Your sister,your mom,and I had a 3some. Your mother needs to shave and your sister needs implants.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:36 PM
WHAT?!?! WHAT!?!?! You can't look me straight in the eye and tell me that MIKE JONES is a rapper!!! MIKE JONES isn't a rapper name!!! It's an indie/punk/garage/pop/rock/alternative/hard-rock name! He should fucking wear a suit! What the FUCK!? His hair should be to the side!!! The RIGHT side!!! This dirty whore-finger-bodied-swank-crapped-piece-of-margerin is destined for death! I'm gonna fucking rape his mother for all of this madness! MADNESS!!!!

That Punk Kid You Love
10-11-2005, 08:39 PM
i dont have sister sorry im a only child and my mom died last year in a car accident


Stop trying,loser.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-11-2005, 08:39 PM
Stop trying,loser.

Stop responding to spammers, dumbfuck.

bd007h
10-11-2005, 08:40 PM
Is it me, or is obvious that Weedooface23 and Ichoose90 are the same guy?

That Punk Kid You Love
10-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Stop responding to spammers, dumbfuck.


Gahfaw! I did not know. HES ON MY IGNORE LIST IN 5 SECONDS.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:43 PM
Is it me, or is obvious that Weedooface23 and Ichoose90 are the same guy?

I hope your kidding.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-11-2005, 08:44 PM
I hope your kidding.

Wouldn't much surprise me either.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:45 PM
Wouldn't much surprise me either.

I hope your kidding.

Human
10-11-2005, 08:46 PM
He's some weird rapper dude.

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:47 PM
He's some weird rapper dude.

I got that, thank you very much.

bd007h
10-11-2005, 08:48 PM
I hope your kidding.


and what If I'm not? Are you going to tell your mom? oh wait, she died in a car accident. :rolleyes:

Human
10-11-2005, 08:48 PM
I got that, thank you very much.
Yes I know. Damn, you think using the computer when you have a severe headache is a good idea?

That Punk Kid You Love
10-11-2005, 08:48 PM
Hmm I don't know. Weedoo has a terrible sense of grammar and ichoose has alittle better of one,but its still fakeable. I can go from this. To ths in 0.5 secconds do u se howe my spellin and graamr hav gone to sheit?

ichoose90
10-11-2005, 08:51 PM
and what If I'm not? Are you going to tell your mom? oh wait, she died in a car accident. :rolleyes:

We are on at the same time, you numbskull. It's late and I'm bored so I made few wacky threads. I wouldn't call it spam, but whatever. I'm not weedooface. I don't care if you accuse me of being him because it comforts myself knowing that I don't have a brain the size of a pea.

0r4ng3
10-11-2005, 08:51 PM
The whole "Mike Jones" thing died out in my school about a week ago.

Human
10-11-2005, 08:52 PM
The whole "Mike Jones" thing died out in my school about a week ago.
I need a dime that's top of the line. Cute face little waist with a big behind.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-11-2005, 08:54 PM
This message is hidden because weedooface23 is on your ignore list.



YESSSS!!!!

JohnnyNemesis
10-11-2005, 09:18 PM
Rick, STFU U BITCH HE AINT NO FLAVO OF THE WEEK. GO N LISTEN TO SLASA OR STH FAG.

I love you for that. Mm, siggalicious.

SkunkIt
10-11-2005, 10:45 PM
Whenever someone says, "I'm Mike Jones", I want to punch them in the face.
Saying that has become an annoying trend.


http://www.ozonemag.com/mar2005/600/A-pg01.jpg

Sunny
10-11-2005, 11:01 PM
auuuuughhh no not mike jones! nooooo!

my husband loves h-town rap, and i'm so tired of it by now. auuufdkjgjh.

although there's this one song i love.. it goes "i got diamonds in my mouth cuz i'm from the south"... sheer fucking brilliance.

JohnnyNemesis
10-11-2005, 11:32 PM
Know what I remember? I remember how back then, they didn't want me. Now I'm hot, they all on me!

Repeat 50 times.

Mota Boy
10-11-2005, 11:38 PM
Who is Mike Jones, you ask?

Look no further, for you currently gaze upon Him. I am the Alpha and the Omega. I am the Biggie and the Tupac. I knew you before you were formed in the womb and I will know you long after you pass away. I Am that I Am. And I Am Mike Jones.