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Trippy
10-12-2005, 03:07 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/image.php?u=30&dateline=1120353692

*danni*
10-12-2005, 03:08 PM
run........

Kerr
10-12-2005, 03:09 PM
Put paraquat in his drink.

Mentally_Challenged
10-12-2005, 03:10 PM
Run, and keep running.

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-12-2005, 03:10 PM
I would welcome him in then feed him to my hungry dog.

Human
10-12-2005, 03:11 PM
Kick him in the balls and scream, then run.

crazy_offspring_gal
10-12-2005, 03:11 PM
Hit him with a baseball bat.. then run, and not look back

Nirushika6789
10-12-2005, 03:13 PM
set a trap so as when he enters the house he will be set flying upwards

then if that doesnt work
run as fast as I can

SUPER_KING
10-12-2005, 03:19 PM
i'd grab my hockey stick, and say "i'll give u 3 seconds to run, shit hole...1...2..." *WHACK-WHACK-WHACK*

Tijs
10-12-2005, 03:24 PM
Just tell him he's at the wrong house.

0r4ng3
10-12-2005, 03:26 PM
I'll give him a sharp object and ask him who's special.

coke_a_holic
10-12-2005, 03:29 PM
I'd put buckets of strange substances over the doors so when he opens them. they pour on his head! LOLZ!!! ...Or run, whichever comes first.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-12-2005, 03:42 PM
I'd buy Iza, Tizz, Sim and Justin plane tickets and directions to my house. And grin.

HeadAroundU
10-12-2005, 03:45 PM
I love you all <3 :)
It's adorable!
yay!

Anya82
10-12-2005, 03:47 PM
geez! you sure desperately NEED the attention from people around here

crazy_offspring_gal
10-12-2005, 03:47 PM
I'd buy Iza, Tizz, Sim and Justin plane tickets and directions to my house. And grin.
Hah ooh god that got me in stiches.. :rolleyes:

HeadAroundU
10-12-2005, 03:54 PM
geez! you sure desperately NEED the attention from people around here
I'm not responsible for this thread!
I don't need attention...

Trippy
10-12-2005, 03:55 PM
I'm not responsible for this thread!
I don't need attention...
Yeah right, this was your idea! :)

dalaksta
10-12-2005, 03:56 PM
id run like fuck

HeadAroundU
10-12-2005, 03:58 PM
Yeah right, this was your idea! :)
nasty bitch :D

0r4ng3
10-12-2005, 03:58 PM
For all of you that said run, I appreciate your originality. Seriously, it's the best thing to say since the person that posted before you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-12-2005, 04:01 PM
For all of you that said run, I appreciate your originality. Seriously, it's the best thing to say since the person that posted before you.

Heh, this occured to me.

"I'd.. like.. run faster!"

"zomg lol"

the_offsprings_monkey
10-12-2005, 04:03 PM
Take out my ice hocky stick and smack the puck in his fucking mouth.

HeadAroundU
10-12-2005, 04:05 PM
Take out my ice hocky stick and smack the puck in his fucking mouth.
You are so cute when you are angry<3 :)

T-6005
10-12-2005, 04:07 PM
Be too lazy to open the door and half-heartedly yell "Fuck off, we changed our minds! You're not welcome here for the next six months! You're on your own, good luck!"

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-12-2005, 04:09 PM
"I'd wish he would stop smirking at me like that", originally posted by JN.

No, i'd just close the door.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-12-2005, 04:10 PM
I wonder if I still got my aim?

T-6005
10-12-2005, 04:11 PM
Because being macho and full of testosterone-fueled idiocy will get people on this BBS to like you?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-12-2005, 04:13 PM
Because being macho and full of testosterone-fueled idiocy will get people on this BBS to like you?

Wait, who ?

T-6005
10-12-2005, 04:14 PM
Nimrod In Town']Wait, who ?

Mr "Oh let me get my hockey stick I wonder if I still have my aim I'm a stupid bastard I swear to god she's really my girlfriend and I don't cry".

so the_offspring_monkey

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-12-2005, 04:16 PM
Mr "Oh let me get my hockey stick I wonder if I still have my aim I'm a stupid bastard I swear to god she's really my girlfriend and I don't cry".

so the_offspring_monkey

Oh, ok, sorry.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-12-2005, 04:17 PM
Meh Im just saying, plus I wouldn't really do that, I'd welcome him and just keep the fact I hate him to my self.

T-6005
10-12-2005, 04:18 PM
So why would you keep talking bigger than you can act? It doesn't work in real life, and it sure as fucking hell doesn't work on a BBS.

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-12-2005, 04:18 PM
So why would you keep talking bigger than you can act? It doesn't work in real life, and it sure as fucking hell doesn't work on a BBS.

Because his testicles are made of tungsten steel, and they swing in a threatening way!

T-6005
10-12-2005, 04:20 PM
You're right.

I'm wasting my time. And yet.... I could have sworn I was sober enough to avoid that sort of stupid mistake.

platinumpt
10-12-2005, 07:06 PM
I don't have a house, I live underneath a bridge.

Endymion
10-12-2005, 07:39 PM
call animal control.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-12-2005, 07:46 PM
call animal control.Damm they said they would be 10 mins, just rounding up some jews?!?!

Original prankstA
10-12-2005, 08:06 PM
id whisper to myself "fuck!"

then a couple minutes later id kill him gut him and sell them to like some country grill as venicen

JohnnyNemesis
10-12-2005, 08:20 PM
I'd teach him English.

And if he tried to sneak into my snack cupboard after dark, I'd shine a flashlight on him, break out my shades, and say:

remember...fat kills! :cool:

Sunny
10-12-2005, 08:47 PM
ricky and endy are my heroes. <3

JohnnyNemesis
10-13-2005, 08:14 AM
ricky and endy are my heroes. <3

EWW, BACK OFF, YOURE MARRIED!

AND I'M SPOKEN FOR!!!

EWWWWWWWW!


[jk. i luv u !!! <3]