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darko
10-14-2005, 01:44 PM
Talk about bad example for 'no sex before marriage!!'

yeah i'm bored

bd007h
10-14-2005, 01:46 PM
I wish I was the one to knock her up.

sKratch
10-14-2005, 02:33 PM
so that's why her nipples were out in full swing in batman begins

XYlophonetreeZ
10-14-2005, 02:37 PM
"Dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?"

"You know the Holocaust? It was like the opposite of that."

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-14-2005, 02:37 PM
so that's why her nipples were out in full swing in batman begins

Seriously ?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-14-2005, 02:55 PM
Talk about bad example for 'no sex before marriage!!'

yeah i'm bored
Wait, what are you talking about? She's married to Tom Cruise.

sKratch
10-14-2005, 02:59 PM
Science babies.

darko
10-14-2005, 03:09 PM
Nimrod In Town']Wait, what are you talking about? She's married to Tom Cruise.

No she's not
Tom and Katie's Wedding Details (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/14102005/140/tom-katie-s-wedding-details.html)

Paint_It_Black
10-14-2005, 06:22 PM
"Dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?"

"You know the Holocaust? It was like the opposite of that."

Wanna go to White Castle?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-14-2005, 06:27 PM
I could honestly say that I care more about anything else in the universe.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-14-2005, 06:29 PM
Who the fuck is Katie Holmes?

TheUnholyNightbringer
10-14-2005, 06:30 PM
Who the fuck is Katie Holmes?

That GMTV presenter. The blonde one.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-14-2005, 07:07 PM
That GMTV presenter. The blonde one.
Is that the one who just got married and dresses like lady Penelope from thunder birds?

Sinister
10-14-2005, 08:13 PM
who cares about weedooface23

he doesnt deserve a life

0r4ng3
10-14-2005, 08:17 PM
who cares about weedooface23

he doesnt deserve a life
He doesn't deserve the attention either, so kindly shut it.

Sinister
10-14-2005, 08:18 PM
alright, thanks for not flaming me. I really have trouble ignoring people, even when ignore-listed I always feel like I HAVE to click that "see post" button. :(

Jebus
10-14-2005, 08:22 PM
Just stop trying insulting people no matter how stupid they are. It just doesn't work for you.

Sinister
10-14-2005, 08:24 PM
Just stop insulting people no matter how stupid they are. It just doesn't work for you.

fuck you, you suck. :D just kidding :D

Sinister
10-14-2005, 09:12 PM
i fucked your mom
you really have bad taste when it comes to women.

Mota Boy
10-14-2005, 09:36 PM
Talk about bad example for 'no sex before marriage!!'

yeah i'm bored
Shut the fuck up. As if you don't dream about sex every waking day of your life.


I shout "I DON'T CARE" into the heavens for an hour every night each week while thinking about worthless celebrity news, but I can't escape it. Can't this board be my one respite from wealthy people doing things completely irrelevant to my life?

That Punk Kid You Love
10-14-2005, 11:07 PM
I feel bad for Katie Holmes.Her kid is gonna be jumping and screaming on talk shows before he's 5.Oh and its gonna be hell when it pees on Tom,from what Ive seen he goes all bitchy when people squirt him with anything.

arak0r
10-14-2005, 11:20 PM
I feel bad for Katie Holmes.Her kid is gonna be jumping and screaming on talk shows before he's 5.Oh and its gonna be hell when it pees on Tom,from what Ive seen he goes all bitchy when people squirt him with anything........you ruined what could have been great material for something funny.

That Punk Kid You Love
10-14-2005, 11:24 PM
.......you ruined what could have been great material for something funny.


Oh me my! What have I done! *cries and cuts wrists*

arak0r
10-14-2005, 11:48 PM
you arent funny.

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the_GoDdEsS
10-15-2005, 12:01 AM
You make the BBS sound like a girlie magazine. Omg, omg, celebrity news. Omg, things about their private life.

She's kinda hot, or was when she had dark hair. And I don't like Tom Cruise, at all.

bd007h
10-15-2005, 12:03 AM
I think she's hot. I only remember her with dark hair though.

Jebus
10-15-2005, 12:21 AM
I can't tell the difference between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Am I the only one? All white people look the same to me.

Endymion
10-15-2005, 12:25 AM
one was in fight club, one was in mission impossible. that's the difference. oh, and tom cruise is a scientologist. that's science as in science fiction, not science as in science.

Mota Boy
10-15-2005, 01:05 AM
In regards to Sim - Katie Holmes is incredibly boinkable. I have a think for dark-haired girls.

In regards to Endy - I've been meaning to attend a church of Scientology meeting for going on a year now, but never been awake/sober enough on a Sunday morning to get around to it.

Betty
10-15-2005, 01:08 AM
Katie Holmes is one of my top hottest TV girls... although a LITTLE bit too pouty.

Endymion
10-15-2005, 01:08 AM
In regards to Endy - I've been meaning to attend a church of Scientology meeting for going on a year now, but never been awake/sober enough on a Sunday morning to get around to it.
are they free admission? i was under the impression that you had to be a card-carrying member to go to one of those things.

oh, and i'd fuck katie holmes.

Endymion
10-15-2005, 01:09 AM
miss holmes was wonderful in Pieces of April.

Paint_It_Black
10-15-2005, 01:17 AM
Yeah, I'd fuck her too. Wait, what was this supposed to be about?

arak0r
10-15-2005, 01:19 AM
every time i hear katie holmes i think of kate moss. ahh that poor crackwhore.

bd007h
10-15-2005, 01:29 AM
Anyone seen her in The Gift? Is that the only movie she's shown her tits in?

Paint_It_Black
10-15-2005, 01:30 AM
Yes, that's the only one worth watching. That I know of anyway.

bd007h
10-15-2005, 01:32 AM
Yeah, it was a pretty good movie.

Paint_It_Black
10-15-2005, 01:35 AM
Yeah, it was a pretty good movie.

Huh? Oh..yeah...I suppose it was alright.

bd007h
10-15-2005, 01:37 AM
it was kinda predictable though.

sitdyneshelagh
10-15-2005, 03:12 AM
Urgh, everytime I hear about that dreadful couple on the news I stick my fingers down my throat.WHO CARES. He is such a sap, and her even sappier. I wonder how long this marriage will last.

Endymion
10-15-2005, 03:21 AM
scientology marriages are FOREVER. they use a blowtorch and weld the couple together. freaky.

Offspring7
10-15-2005, 03:39 AM
anytime i hear anything about celebrity news...its annoying. you know they make shows like entertainment tonight and E! channel solely focused on celebrities. how could anyone possibly find that interesting?

darko
10-15-2005, 03:51 AM
you people are still posting in this thread? Christ