View Full Version : Anyone have Johnny Nemesis' number?

10-15-2005, 01:05 PM
i need it and i need it bad! not even kidding. i had it.. but i can't find my phone. so if you got it, PM me. pleaseeee.


10-15-2005, 01:08 PM
i wish i had it! he needs to read my thread.

10-15-2005, 02:37 PM
Try finding him on facebook... maybe he has it on there.

10-15-2005, 03:30 PM
If anybody has his number PM it to me too.

11-15-2005, 09:17 PM
Yeah, I found the thread.

*hangs head in shame*

*sniffle* You loved me after all!!!

11-15-2005, 09:23 PM
I hate you all because I'm not allowed to call him even if I could. No fair. :(

11-15-2005, 10:37 PM
You had a secret sex date? See, now I'm just torn about who I'm more jealous of.

11-15-2005, 10:55 PM
867 5309

Well Johnny sounds like Jenny. No? No? Okay, fine.

11-15-2005, 10:56 PM
jenny? like slavic nazi jenny?

11-15-2005, 11:00 PM
No, Jenny (http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp).

11-15-2005, 11:16 PM
u like wyrd music punkrock rox.

11-15-2005, 11:17 PM
oh wtf that took me a while to get... and i was listening to that song today too.


11-15-2005, 11:27 PM
Heh I just got the pun on your signature. As in Eve in Heaven. Clever.

(i know its also a Gargbage song)

That Punk Kid You Love
11-15-2005, 11:45 PM
Im so stupid that I called that number this is what happened:

(Steve dials 867-5309 on his sweet RAZR)

Steve (me):Hi,Im sorry to call you so late but I must ask you this.
guy:Um,sure ok.
Steve:Well,is your pussy straight?
guy:What the fuck? Is my pussy straight?
Steve:Yeah,your Jenny right?
guy:No Im your momma.
Steve:Oh hey mom why the hell are you at Jenny's house?
guy:Are you fuckin retarded?
Steve:Do you like tang in the morning or noon?
guy:Shut the fuck up.
Steve:When you stop suckin dicks behind the 7-11 I will.
guy:Im not Jenny you dipshit thats a song from the 80's ok dude?
Steve:Woah woah woah,stop lying.
guy:You need to get a life.
Steve:*cough* I have a life but apparently you don't Jenny.
Steve:Jenny have you exepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?

11-15-2005, 11:48 PM
You didn't get this conversation on the phone. Stop talking shit.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-16-2005, 12:01 AM
You didn't get this conversation on the phone. Stop talking shit.

Actually I did. daniel n me are laughing our asses off debating if he should call him back on his phone and pose as Satan.

11-16-2005, 12:03 AM
Don't try and bullshit me. I hate liars.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-16-2005, 12:04 AM
Im being serious about this Popey (I had to).

11-16-2005, 12:19 AM
I think he would. It's something Steve'd do.

11-16-2005, 12:29 AM
This is annoying because i'm finding myself making more than two replies over something and directed at someone I couldn't give two shits about. I'd explain why you're a lying little shit but it sounds awfully long and I really, really don't feel like doing it.

So here's a shortcut to make the truth surface: give me the area code of the 867 5309 number you composed.

Rag Doll
11-16-2005, 05:16 AM
hm. i remember hearing awhile back that the phone company stopped giving out the 8675309 number to avoid prank calls like that. not quite sure if that's true, but it would call your story out as bullshit even more if it was.

and i want ricky's number =(

11-16-2005, 08:28 AM
You're not funny, Steve. You're horribly unfunny. And don't pull your "I swear I'm not trying!" thing. It's so obvious that you reek of effort. Seriously, it's a little embarassing to read sometimes.
And Sam, I'll give it to you sometime :)